Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Phoenix Dark]

Dry streak is over :sp0rsk1 .  Even more is the predicament I now found myself in.

I figured you'd be drowning in pussy, given the phat u you make

[FlameofCallandorReturns]

I checked on my Ex's time for a triathlon that I did (and finished) last fall. She just did it last month and.... she didnt finish. HAHA   

That made my morning.

[Brehvolution]

Dry streak is over :sp0rsk1 .  Even more is the predicament I now found myself in.

Doin' thangs

[FlameofCallandorReturns]

I checked on my Ex's time for a triathlon that I did (and finished) last fall. She just did it last month and.... she didnt finish. HAHA   

That made my morning.

What is fueling this? Did she break up with you because you were too fat or something?

I'm not sure. I had already lost a ton of weight before she broke up with me and we were already signing up for some running events together. 
She wanted to fuck some older (45 years) married man at her gym. And the Long distance relationship. Who knows.

I will say that the breakup was one of the biggest motivations I have ever had in my entire life. It completely turned my life around in the positive way. I kept myself busy with exercising and studying. I would never have gotten into UT's grad program otherwise. And I sure as hell wouldn't have signed up for a full Ironman this month.

[Lan]

Random advice

Relationships aren't easy. The only way a relationship will work is if both people involved are willing to work hard to keep things together.

[demi]

That's... very puritan of you, Lan. Thank you.

[demi]

I will say that the breakup was one of the biggest motivations I have ever had in my entire life. It completely turned my life around in the positive way. I kept myself busy with exercising and studying. I would never have gotten into UT's grad program otherwise. And I sure as hell wouldn't have signed up for a full Ironman this month.

lol. Congrats on the revelation? I only said this the first time. She was a waste of time. They all are.

[Lan]

That's... very puritan of you, Lan. Thank you.

It came from the heart. I hope it helps all you wonderful studs out there. 

[Bebpo]

Random advice

Relationships aren't easy. The only way a relationship will work is if both people involved are willing to work hard to keep things together.

This is true, and it is a lot of work.  However, unless you are the type of person that just likes to work hard for the sake of it, I think you gotta meet the right person who is worth all your hard work.  I keep meeting people who aren't.

[Shadow Mod]

Dry streak is over :sp0rsk1 .  Even more is the predicament I now found myself in.

Doin' thangs

[Shadow Mod]

Naw that's stupid as hell. When you meet the right person it's easy

If you communicate well off the bat everything else tends to flow from there. But after years sometimes people change.

[Bebpo]

Naw that's stupid as hell. When you meet the right person it's easy

Actually, I redact that, it just seems easy because you're so willing to do the work

I know what you're saying.  I think we've all been there before

[Lan]

I was thinking of how sometimes things will be fine for a year or more and then all of a sudden the smallest thing can cause a break up. No relationship I know is perfect, people thinking this should never enter into a relationship at all (until they can handle it).

[MrAngryFace]

- pretty much how I feel.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Wrath getting laid

They grow up so fast  :'(

[etiolate]

Good relationships are easy. You may be more willing to do the work, but there generally isn't any amount of chore work to the relationship.

[Lan]

sometimes I think expecting things to be "easy" causes more break ups. One bump and people run for the hills. But I won't say you guys are wrong either. Just that do you really think people married 20+ years have had a walk in the park?

[Inspector Thatcher]

And that's the good definition of easy.

To other people, "easy" means "I can be lazy and not do/talk about/care about anything because being in a relationship shouldn't mean I have to do anything to show I care for and appreciate this person."

[Lan]

And that's the good definition of easy.

To other people, "easy" means "I can be lazy and not do/talk about/care about anything because being in a relationship shouldn't mean I have to do anything to show I care for and appreciate this person."

this ^

[demi]

What a shame.

[Phoenix Dark]

Sorry to hear that...

[Baiano19]

about to enter a long term relationship come May 15th...

[demi]

Congrats on the sex

[Verdigris Murder]

Islam Spencer. Or the deep south.

[Positive Touch]

How in the hell are you prescheduled to enter a relationship?

marriage?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Sucks man, but you got to break your heart a few times before you hit jackpot.

about to enter a long term relationship come May 15th...

I hear ya

[Phoenix Dark]

Jesus dude you're not even 24, it's highly unlikely any relationship you enter now will even exist in 2 years. Enjoy yourself while you prepare for the real world

[Phoenix Dark]

How do you lose her as a friend though? You guys will still talk I'm sure, you just won't see each other as much

[Baiano19]

lol, no, I am talking about Diablo III...

Congrats on the sex

I don't know what's that for over an year...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

unless I am paying :/

[close]

[Bebpo]

You know, I think I like being single. 

It's pretty awesome and exciting to not know what's around the corner and that little in your life has become permanent.  That at any moment you could bump into the most amazing person and see where it takes you. 

Otoh, marriage and stuff is cool too.  I think both are great ways to enjoy life.  However I'm beginning to feel that being single isn't necessarily worse off than being in a relationship.  I know most people probably figured this out 20 years ago, but it's still a nice feeling.

[Shaka Khan]

A friend of mine fixed me up with one of her friends. Said friend was like "sure thing, but I'm not interested in a relationship."

So since I'm new to the English dating vocabulary, what does it usually mean, generally speaking?
- Dates, sex, but not to be defined as a couple, let alone establish long term commitments.
- Hang out, chat, and have totally platonic fun.

Normally I wouldn't give a shit and just role with it and see where it goes. I mean the last person I dated said the same thing, and we ended up having very relationship fun. But since I'm being fixed up with a good friend of a good friend, I want to be careful.

[Phoenix Dark]

It means she's DTF but isn't trying to marry you

[CajoleJuice]

It means she's DTF but isn't trying to marry you

"she"

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Shaka Khan]

It means she's DTF but isn't trying to marry you

See that's a good thing. And if that's the case I'm now realizing I should be using that same line myself.

[Phoenix Dark]

Does it seem like a potentially decent/good match, or is your friend just playing lazy matchmaker ("you both like MLP, trust me this is gonna work!")

[Shaka Khan]

It *sounds* like a good match so far, but I guess I'll know for sure this weekend.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is she white?

[Shaka Khan]

Yeah.

Does that change anything? lol

[Phoenix Dark]

Tell her you're from Spain, profit

[Robo]

Is she white?

 "she"

[Lan]

congrats Count. 

[Lan]

URG my ex.

[Phoenix Dark]

you can't say that and not mention what happened, Lan

[Himu]

Hahaha is this the guy who always asked you to buy him shit, lan

[Lan]

all I have to say is, why can't ex's leave you alone?

(I don't remember telling you about my ex Himoru o_o, eep)

[Phoenix Dark]

Was he white, with GOOD hair?

[Lan]

All hair types are good when they are maintained well so I'm not sure what you are going on about.

Now there are bad hair styles, but healthy hair is good no matter what kind or texture.

[Phoenix Dark]

it's a joke 

[Verdigris Murder]

I've been with the same fleshtube for pretty much 12 years now, I still love tapping her sweet peachy behind.

12 years. AMA.

[Lan]

it's a joke 

and? it sucked.

[Himu]

goddamn i love women with some bite

[Shadow Mod]

goddamn i love women with some bite

Cold shower time soldier.

[Phoenix Dark]

it's a joke 

and? it sucked.

[Robo]

All hair types are good when they are maintained well so I'm not sure what you are going on about.

Now there are bad hair styles, but healthy hair is good no matter what kind or texture.

Sounds like he has a Head & Shoulders horseshoe mullet.

[Inspector Thatcher]

All hair types are good when they are maintained well so I'm not sure what you are going on about.

Now there are bad hair styles, but healthy hair is good no matter what kind or texture.

Sounds like he has a Head & Shoulders horseshoe mullet.

After close to a month of living out of a suitcase, Head and Shoulders is a quick way to get my scalp back to normal. I can't judge that product.

A mullet, OTOH...

[Shaka Khan]

Oh, man. Things were going so well with my date SUDDENLY Ron Paul Libertardism.

I shouldn't a give a crap about American politics or politics leanings, but for some reason I apparently do. Thanks, internet.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh, man. Things were going so well with my date SUDDENLY Ron Paul Libertardism.

I shouldn't a give a crap about American politics or politics leanings, but for some reason I apparently do. Thanks, internet.

Were you just going to fuck them or date them?

[Shadow Mod]

Does it really matter Shaka?

Me and teh gf have our arguments over political shit but it never gets in the way honestly.

It will take its toll man.

[Shaka Khan]

Oh, man. Things were going so well with my date SUDDENLY Ron Paul Libertardism.

I shouldn't a give a crap about American politics or politics leanings, but for some reason I apparently do. Thanks, internet.

Were you just going to fuck them or date them?

Date them. The problem wasn't merely the Rob Paul support, but that fact that it opened a floodgate that lead to many brow-raising crazies such government conspiracy theories and what not. It was an insta-turn off.