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Flannel Boy

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An incredibility attractive 21-year-old blonde asked me out. What do I do, besides a google image search?


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Thanks for the advice, people. I said yes. Now I feel bad because I like Fit Girl so much and because I'll probably lose all my organs. I also feel bad for the guy getting my liver.

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feel bad why?
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Flannel Boy

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I blame Catholic school.

Phoenix Dark

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Ask her to wear a nun costume.
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Flannel Boy

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We didn't have nuns at the school. And the nuns at my Polish church didn't wear the traditional garb association with nuns in NA.

Phoenix Dark

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well now I don't have a boner anymore

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Flannel Boy

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Yeah I can be a Debbie Downer.

Date this upcoming Saturday
Her: So do you like my dirty blonde hair?
Me: Aren't all blondes dirty? Well, except my dead golden-lab, unless he was in the garden during the rain. I miss him so much.
Her: Umm OK.
Me: I'm dying, too
Her: What? Really?
Me: Yes, eventually. Maybe in ten years, maybe in seventy. You didn't think I'd live forever.

Phoenix Dark

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exactly.
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Flannel Boy

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The hot blonde is from PoF, you poofs. And she seems incredibly confident.

Human Snorenado

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I probably shouldn't even bother asking... but it's not cool for, say, a 35 year old dude to date a 21 year old, no matter how hot she is, right?
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Flannel Boy

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I'm not 35, dude!

But I think it's fine unless she's really naive.

Human Snorenado

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She's naive :(

but really, really hot
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Human Snorenado

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I'm not really sure

We live in different states so we can't really see each other too often anyway

I'm assuming hang out, go out for food, events, shit like that, and have dirty sweaty nerd sex

I'm worried that I'm now old enough to be appealing to young women with potential daddy issues/things for older dudes

But... :yeshrug
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Flannel Boy

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But . . .

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I probably shouldn't even bother asking... but it's not cool for, say, a 35 year old dude to date a 21 year old, no matter how hot she is, right?
date casually I suppose, but I can't see myself at 29 having much to say to a 21 year old long-term.
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I probably shouldn't even bother asking... but it's not cool for, say, a 35 year old dude to date a 21 year old, no matter how hot she is, right?

If you can find something to talk about other than her cute views on subjects just because she took that one intro class.

Phoenix Dark

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I probably shouldn't even bother asking... but it's not cool for, say, a 35 year old dude to date a 21 year old, no matter how hot she is, right?

I don't see anything wrong with it although I wouldn't do it personally. Just don't expect anything serious, given her age. Have fun, nothing wrong with that.
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Human Snorenado

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I probably shouldn't even bother asking... but it's not cool for, say, a 35 year old dude to date a 21 year old, no matter how hot she is, right?

If you can find something to talk about other than her cute views on subjects just because she took that one intro class.

I mean, we're both nerdy and like video games, other nerdy shit, similar tv shows, whatever

I just think that if we ever got serious it would be weird to date someone without a lot of life experiences... who knows though.
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Depends on the person but yeah the average 21 yr old hasn't exactly lived out a huge swath of experiences which can lead to some disconnect on certain matters.

Phoenix Dark

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Is she a libertarian? :smug
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I'm 24 and was immediately turned off when this girl I was talking to a few days ago told me she was 19. I mean even at 21, they may not have had a real relationship and they probably have very little self-confidence/experiences. You'll go crazy after 48 hours, I'm sure.

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As long as it is legal, who gives a fuck?
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x/2+7 ~ 24

close enough.
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Life experience is inconsequential.  The only difference between someone at 21 and 31 is the 21-year-old hasn't had their dreams and metabolism crushed by life yet  :'(
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As long as it is legal, who gives a fuck?
This is my thinking.  Whether you connect or not beyond sex is a different matter.  But it's perfectly fine to date someone that much younger.  Two consenting adults and all that.  You'll pull out whatever hair you have left though probably.

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Alright you fucking assholes. Before you date someone that's 16, think about the implications of this. Not the legal implications. Nor the implications of dating someone who was in elementary school when you were in High School. No, think about the maturity level you're dealing with. Fuck. That. Shit.

I hung out with a nice girl today (3 years older than me, 28), went to dinner, had a good time. Busted a nut. I think I'll go back to manwhoring again. It was much more pleasurable. Atramental, get your ass up here.

Also now I'm stuck visiting previously mentioned 16 year old at work tomorrow. Instead of playing Last of Us. Or hanging out with previously mentioned handjob girl. Don't do that. Don't make promises you think you can keep because things might come up that make you want to break said promises.

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just tell her you busted a nut in another chick. she'll probably lose interest.
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FatalT

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just tell her you busted a nut in another chick. she'll probably lose interest.

That's the easy way out. I like to make my life difficult and miserable. It's more fun that way!

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That's pretty much the face I made. Cheers!

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Things are still going really well with the bbw girl I mentioned before. I had her come out to meet my friends and she got along very well with them... this weekend we are gonna go to the aquarium... yeah for the first time in a long time nothing to complain about on the dating front, feels good man.
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Phoenix Dark

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When you say bbw, do you actually mean bbw or thick? Maybe a celebrity example?
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The coward dies a thousand deaths, but the potential relationship just one.

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]ust wondering because some people call a slightly "thick" woman a bbw, and IMO that's not accurate.

imo this would be a BBW (whether you think she's attractive/beautiful is up to you lol)
http://oi47.tinypic.com/25hip07.jpg

whereas I'd call this thick
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I'm going to be using this thread as an anonymous sounding board, to just see if anyone else shares the same evolution in niche tastes as I.

I've always been very careful with cutting costs, and saving money wherever I can; be it not buying new computer games, patching up tears in my jeans, saving those eat at a carvery for a tenner deals you sometimes get in glossy magazines. Anyway, I discovered to my surprise that I'd developed a MASSIVE fixation for japanese looking girls, and became addicted to a plethora of unpleasant j-porn, and found myself having to masturbate at least 3 times a day to feel at peace. This was making my work life pretty awkward, as you can imagine, having to co-ordinate sexual needs with customer service is not an easy matter.......

Anyway I realised that this had to stop, and the best way of combatting my sexual appetite was to find a japanese girlfriend, or someone similarly oriental looking. This proved harder than the videos I'd watched seemed to demonstrate, in the end I met a beautiful girl at a pottery class, who looks massively oriental due to the fact that she has downs. Yes, I know thats like getting an imitation oriental gf, but she's quite cheap to take out, and I sometimes doss at her carers.
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I didn't want to talk about my date, but I'll do it since I need advice here.

The first five hours of my date with Fit Girl went really well--hell she insisted on paying for both dinner and the movie--but at the end of the night, when we were saying our goodbyes, I kind of gave her a Christian side-hug. She almost immediately commented on it, saying "side arm hug" with a hint of both disgust and shock in her voice.

So here's my question: do I slit my wrists or jump off the nearest bridge?

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A side arm hug :larry

Did she seem into you before this bit of awkwardness?
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Yes, she seemed very into me and even spoke in the future tense as if it was understood we would be having dates again. She talked about coming back together to the restaurant, going to see the Great Gatsby together next, and she even said, though jokingly, that her father would love me as I'm would be the first boyfriend she dated into sports. But women don't want to date men who give 'em side arm hugs.

edit: To be more accurate, it was like a hybrid-hug/side arm hug.

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Shouldn't be a problem in that case, just no weird hugs in the future.  And give her a kiss for christ sakes.

edit: To be more accurate, it was like a hybrid-hug/side arm hug.

This sounds like a failed wwe move.
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Call, tell her you had a great time (even if you didn't) and apologize for the side-hug, you're just a bit timid and awkward but would like to see her again/hope she's still interested.

Then maybe suicide.

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Call, tell her you had a great time (even if you didn't) and apologize for the side-hug, you're just a bit timid and awkward but would like to see her again/hope she's still interested.

Then maybe suicide.

This
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Also, 21 year old has decided she's moving to Asheville (just north of me) to finish college

yar

She sounds crazy. Bail, man.
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:lol @ creepy old guy

Call, tell her you had a great time (even if you didn't) and apologize for the side-hug, you're just a bit timid and awkward but would like to see her again/hope she's still interested.

Then maybe suicide.
And I agree with this.  She will appreciate you being upfront and probably respect the balls it takes to bring it up and recognize your own awkwardness. 

Just out of curiosity, is there any reason you decided to do the side hug?  Was it conscious like "Can't kiss her until Date 3" type shit? Or was it just an oh shit, I better do something and that's what happened?

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Also, 21 year old has decided she's moving to Asheville (just north of me) to finish college

I was about to say send her my way but that's a 2 hour drive. Nope.

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:lol @ creepy old guy

Call, tell her you had a great time (even if you didn't) and apologize for the side-hug, you're just a bit timid and awkward but would like to see her again/hope she's still interested.

Then maybe suicide.
And I agree with this.  She will appreciate you being upfront and probably respect the balls it takes to bring it up and recognize your own awkwardness. 

Just out of curiosity, is there any reason you decided to do the side hug?  Was it conscious like "Can't kiss her until Date 3" type shit? Or was it just an oh shit, I better do something and that's what happened?

I messaged her immediately after the date. I apologized and told her that I really like her.

The latter. I was going to go in for a kiss, but then I didn't know what to do.

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Next time just go for a kiss if you're feeling it.  Being rejected for a kiss is less humiliating than pulling a "big brother" move.  At least there's a certain amount of dignity in going for a kiss as long as you can cooly brush it off.

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I didn't want to talk about my date, but I'll do it since I need advice here.

The first five hours of my date with Fit Girl went really well--hell she insisted on paying for both dinner and the movie--but at the end of the night, when we were saying our goodbyes, I kind of gave her a Christian side-hug. She almost immediately commented on it, saying "side arm hug" with a hint of both disgust and shock in her voice.

So here's my question: do I slit my wrists or jump off the nearest bridge?
wut

btw if you can't determine whether to hug, shake her hand. It'll completely throw her off and set you apart from everyone.
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I didn't want to talk about my date, but I'll do it since I need advice here.

The first five hours of my date with Fit Girl went really well--hell she insisted on paying for both dinner and the movie--but at the end of the night, when we were saying our goodbyes, I kind of gave her a Christian side-hug. She almost immediately commented on it, saying "side arm hug" with a hint of both disgust and shock in her voice.

So here's my question: do I slit my wrists or jump off the nearest bridge?
wut

btw if you can't determine whether to hug, shake her hand. It'll completely throw her off and set you apart from everyone.

:rofl
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smh PD.  I actually did that once and felt like a massive tool afterward.

Phoenix Dark

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I've only done it a couple times. The first time it was at my friend's sweet 16 birthday party (I was 16 too). Her dad was in the room watching everything, and a couple dudes went in for the hug. I felt uncomfortable so I shook her hand; then I shook her dad's hand at the end of the party. He's been a fan of mine ever since.
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I shook hands at the end of my first date with my last GF and she made fun of me for it for the entirety of our relationship.
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I reconnected with an old friend from college several years ago.  We met up for drinks and were having a good time, catching up and shit.  We were leaving and going our separate ways and I tried to shake hands, but she wanted a hug.  Awk-WARD.  She *is* a lesbian though.
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I went to get some liquor today and there was a guy who was letting people taste test stuff rums from a local brewery. Dudes could learn from that guy. Always had an answer when I said something.

'Examples
"Blazers fan?"
"Haven't watched enough of them. I like the logo got the shirt cheap at the bins."
"Well I like people who like the logo too."

"Can I take your picture with the booze."
"I dunno..."
"It's for my boss."

Slick.

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Did he give you a stiff one down your throat?

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I reconnected with an old friend from college several years ago.  We met up for drinks and were having a good time, catching up and shit.  We were leaving and going our separate ways and I tried to shake hands, but she wanted a hug.  Awk-WARD.  She *is* a lesbian though.

I always go for the hug and butt squeeze with my lesbian friends
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I got a third date with Fit Girl. But I think that if I greet her with a handshake or something, she's going to kick me in the balls.

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Hot, usually you gotta pay extra for that
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Greet her by putting your tongue in her mouth?