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Those people are secretly doing you a favor. They and anyone who takes their side is someone you should just cut out of your life ASAP. Drama whores aren't worth keeping around.
seriously. I somehow managed to avoid these types through 80% of my college life, and then in my senior year a couple friends got mixed into a crowd that did nothing but constantly backstab and gossip about each other. So fucking annoying to be around, I don't know how people put up with it or do it themselves. I don't have time for that shit. Even worse when you see grown-ass adults with kids/family doing it too.

I'm in college and 99% of my group is sane and unlike that. I say 99% cause there's the 1% former New Jersey cop rich ass spoiled brat who CONTINUOUSLY pulls all sorts of crap to alienate everyone around him but then wins them back by buying us stuff. I seem to be the only one who gives him shit for being an asshole cause everyone else is either too nice or is scared cause he's a "violent" drunk. He's just a harmless stupid brat who's all bark and gossip but is too afraid to actually do anything really dangerous, he just ruins what should be hang outs cause he's an emotional bitch. He asked to room with him when I didn't have a place to go and I outright said "Nope, you're an awful drunk and annoying to be around most of the time". All he did was bitch about me for a month then come back and buy me cases of beer to hang out with him again.

Really don't understan how you can be a grown up and still act like that. Too many of us have our own shit to deal with to have to deal with yours during times where we want to chill.

This is such an important point. A lot of selfish egotistical people will think their issues allow them to act out or get ridiculously drunk when most people are dealing with some heavy shit. Part of growing up is realizing everyone has to deal with some fucked up stuff and ruining what should be a fun time for all makes you an asshole.

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Got a CVS clerk's number tonight

#NoTiesto
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Got a CVS clerk's number tonight

#NoTiesto
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 ???
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Those people are secretly doing you a favor. They and anyone who takes their side is someone you should just cut out of your life ASAP. Drama whores aren't worth keeping around.
seriously. I somehow managed to avoid these types through 80% of my college life, and then in my senior year a couple friends got mixed into a crowd that did nothing but constantly backstab and gossip about each other. So fucking annoying to be around, I don't know how people put up with it or do it themselves. I don't have time for that shit. Even worse when you see grown-ass adults with kids/family doing it too.

I'm in college and 99% of my group is sane and unlike that. I say 99% cause there's the 1% former New Jersey cop rich ass spoiled brat who CONTINUOUSLY pulls all sorts of crap to alienate everyone around him but then wins them back by buying us stuff. I seem to be the only one who gives him shit for being an asshole cause everyone else is either too nice or is scared cause he's a "violent" drunk. He's just a harmless stupid brat who's all bark and gossip but is too afraid to actually do anything really dangerous, he just ruins what should be hang outs cause he's an emotional bitch. He asked to room with him when I didn't have a place to go and I outright said "Nope, you're an awful drunk and annoying to be around most of the time". All he did was bitch about me for a month then come back and buy me cases of beer to hang out with him again.

Really don't understan how you can be a grown up and still act like that. Too many of us have our own shit to deal with to have to deal with yours during times where we want to chill.

This is such an important point. A lot of selfish egotistical people will think their issues allow them to act out or get ridiculously drunk when most people are dealing with some heavy shit. Part of growing up is realizing everyone has to deal with some fucked up stuff and ruining what should be a fun time for all makes you an asshole.

Yup. I want to get one of those "you must be THIS TALL to ride" signs from an amusement park and change it to "your bullshit can't be any higher than THIS to ride" and put it in my house.
yar

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Well, I am shocked to report that my date for tonight is still on.

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The only thing worse than a canceled date is an uncanceled one with someone who doesn't eat meat, dairy, eggs, carbs, or any sugar; doesn't drink; doesn't do drugs; doesn't watch sports, television, or movies.


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Well, you guys can talk about porn I guess
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The only thing worse than a canceled date is an uncanceled one with someone who doesn't eat meat, dairy, eggs, carbs, or any sugar; doesn't drink; doesn't do drugs; doesn't watch sports, television, or movies.

Shouldn't you be excited about finding someone as boring as you?
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 :rofl
pcp

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But I do all the things listed except drugs.  ???

edit: and I guess carbs most days of the week.

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The only thing worse than a canceled date is an uncanceled one with someone who doesn't eat meat, dairy, eggs, carbs, or any sugar; doesn't drink; doesn't do drugs; doesn't watch sports, television, or movies.

Is she in a cult?

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I didn't ask and she wasn't recruiting.

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"I guess I should warn you - I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like Arrested Development."

Why don't they ever tell me these things before the dates are made.

Right, an 18 year-old canceled for Friday, so instead I'm going out with a 35 year-old who doesn't like AD.


« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 04:26:41 PM by Flannel Boy »

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I also hate people who use the phrase "I'm the only person who..." or "Am I the only one who..."

The worst :yuck
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In her defense, I think she is literally the only person who has watched a lot of AD who doesn't like it.

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IGN review of my date:
    +scientist
    +Mandark-level IQ
    +Drinky-level wit
    +handles her booze better than a male Slav
    +natural redhead (yes another one)
    +encyclopedic knowledge of 90s music
(too drunk for parallelism)
    – Controls can frustrate
    – Over four years older than I
    - Will probably use the word spark in the future.

8.9


« Last Edit: July 13, 2013, 12:54:43 AM by Flannel Boy »

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+she kissed me to end the date.
-I have no penis.

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I don't mind being the dumb one in a relationship, but what exactly would I bring to table. Exactly!  I don't expect a second date.

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How the hell does a slender white chick drink that much and not appear the least bit inebriated.  :maf

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Sounds like it went well. Grats bro.
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Flannel Boy

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It was probably the best non-Fit Girl date I've been on since I started dating again three months ago.

She's basically a female batman.

Phoenix Dark

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If she doesn't like AD...what does she like?  ???

Not sure I've met any serious people of note who dislike AD
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She likes the Simpsons, Always Sunny, Peep Show, the British Office

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She should get a prenup.

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She likes the Simpsons, Always Sunny, Peep Show, the British Office

Don't fuck this up.
yar

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She likes the Simpsons, Always Sunny, Peep Show, the British Office
You sure it wasn't MAF wearing Atramental's wig?
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Start taking anti-depressants to lower your sex drive. Don't ask questions. Just do it.

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Off for a date with an 18-year-old.  :obama

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tl;dr

The 18-year-old is hot as fuck and, as it turns out, has a huge ass.

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second base :PP
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I wasn't being literal when I said "+Mandark-level IQ." But she is Bruce Fucking Wayne.

But dat ass.

If I date the two of 'em, I'm basically dating someone my own age.

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Her entire family lives here and she travels all the time because of her job anyway.


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one of those moments i realized my internet trail may lead to this post and it will get me into kaka
« Last Edit: July 14, 2013, 03:56:36 AM by Momo »

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She was acting a tad out there though, she took my hand put it on her tit and asked me to feel her heartbeat, also she leaned into me, stuck her boobs on my chest and licked my chin because "she wanted to know what I taste like" and then when we sat back down she was stroking my inner thigh all the time.

Momo

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Nah, I'm not hard up for dates/relations. She's very attractive but there is no overwhelming attraction from my side.

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Stone cold.

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I don't care if I'm looking for relationships/ass or not.  She's throwing it at you and if she's not ugly then why the fuck not?  But I guess I'm just a perv.

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Is she black? South African muthafucka :pacspit

Get your dick wet dude, jesus. She's throwing it at you. It's not like you have to marry her afterwards.
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Scientist Girl hasn't responded to my message, so that's that.  :-\

Teenage Girl is angry me, so that's probably that.  :-\






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18 year-old.  :noah

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Sorry, Malek. You just don't have that spark I'm looking for.


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Scientist Girl hasn't responded to my message, so that's that.  :-\

Teenage Girl is angry me, so that's probably that.  :-\

Or maybe it's that.

I don't know where it's at.

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I was able to find it, just not with the body part I wanted.

And Scientist Girl, despite her thorough knowledge of electricity, didn't find the spark (but she didn't use the word spark). These rejections still hurt, and they hurt a lot.

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I think I figured it out:


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Oh fucking god. This is . . . oh my fucking god.

The redheaded girl canceled my date and then ignored me because she is friends with a friend of Fit Girl. I fucking. Oh god.

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Oh fucking god. This is . . . oh my fucking god.

The redheaded girl canceled my date and then ignored me because she is friends with a friend of Fit Girl. I fucking. Oh god.

No offense but you must be really poisoning the well to cause that kind of shit.  What exactly are you saying to these girls?
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I wrote Fit Girl a couple of letters asking her to reconsider. Admittedly, they were pathetic, but they were not threatening, or insulting, or anything like that.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2013, 09:51:11 PM by Flannel Boy »

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Malek, I'm posting this 50% ironically but also 100% sincerely.

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Exo, you're just all sorts of feisty tonight.  You keep this up, and PRISM's gonna put you on the no-marathons list.

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Have you not heard about the giant shitstorm?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)

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And, Mandark, it's 100% my fault, but 50% effexor's fault.

fit girl probably told her to cancel.
You don't say?

I really should stop trying to date. I'm extremely lonely and needy, and women can tell. And the women who can't will just be told by Fit Girl. Jesus.

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I'm really curious to hear if you've heard of Snowden.

edit: I really, really, really need to refresh before I post...

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Never write girls letters. They always come off passive aggressive and whiny even if YOU think they don't.

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Never write girls letters. They always come off passive aggressive and whiny even if YOU think they don't.
Lesson learned. And there was nothing passive-agg--

So Female Mandark wrote back, and that's a definite no? What about 18 year old? Is she a definite no as well?
Now this is passive aggressive.

Female Mandark said she doesn't think we "would work that well," which is code for "you're a horrible human being, please die in a fire."

The teen is ignoring me after I refused to skype late last night.  ::)

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It was 2:00 am and I barely slept the night and I jogged six k. BLAHsalkgsdf

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send her some dick pics. can you achieve erection these days?
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Earlier in the thread I saw Malek described a girl as having "Mandark's IQ" and it was pretty flattering, honestly.

I'm not so crazy about the direction it's taken since then.

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Never write girls letters. They always come off passive aggressive and whiny even if YOU think they don't.
Lesson learned. And there was nothing passive-agg--

So Female Mandark wrote back, and that's a definite no? What about 18 year old? Is she a definite no as well?
Now this is passive aggressive.

Female Mandark said she doesn't think we "would work that well," which is code for "you're a horrible human being, please die in a fire."

The teen is ignoring me after I refused to skype late last night
::)

You fucked that up. It's on you.
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