Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Shadow Mod]

Sounds like a perfect bait thread. Charlie can, why can't you.

[Flannel Boy]

Well, I'm in a relationship. 

[Rufus]

The chubby redhead?

[Flannel Boy]

I referred to her as "curvy."

So my date last night with a curvy redhead went really well.

[Rufus]

My bad. Mazel tov!

[Phoenix Dark]

Grats Malek.

Did it just naturally happen, or did you ask to be her boyfriend in a letter?

[Shadow Mod]

Grats Malek.

Did it just naturally happen, or did you ask to be her boyfriend in a letter?

 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

update from me i still havne't broken up yet, I tried again today but she kinda freaked out about it cuz i was dropping hint over text that I needed to talk to her, now shes kind aignoring me and sleeping lol. fml.

[TEEEPO]

True, my ideal woman is "when the pawn" era Fiona Apple

/highfive

[Phoenix Dark]

I hope she has average IQ.

[Mandark]

It's amazing how much this thread died once things started going well for Malek and AWESOM-O.

[Shaka Khan]

Whoa, don't be too hasty, what if things don't work out on the end? You need some matured anger/hatred to fall back onto!

[Flannel Boy]

It's amazing how much this thread died once things started going well for Malek and AWESOM-O.

It's going really well--she actually told me she loves me. My response can be seen in the following clip:

 

[Phoenix Dark]

I hope she has average IQ.

She's really smart! She's a PhD student in the Social Welfare department (which shares the same building with the Public Policy department, which is how I met her). Brains are a huge turn-on.

Also, I think I can put my Angry GS persona completely to rest at this point. Everyone who I told to die in a fire or whatever, please accept my apologies.

I love you too bro.

[Human Snorenado]

I hope she has average IQ.

She's really smart! She's a PhD student in the Social Welfare department (which shares the same building with the Public Policy department, which is how I met her). Brains are a huge turn-on.

Also, I think I can put my Angry GS persona completely to rest at this point. Everyone who I told to die in a fire or whatever, please accept my apologies.

Whatever, you just trolled the shit out of a fb status update tonight with REPEATED prog rock posts.  SOME SHIT CAN'T BE FORGIVEN

(although one of my old college roommates outdid you by showing up and posting about Pearl Jam n shit)

[Human Snorenado]

Easy for you to say. I had a Korn fan agree with me on your wall 

[Phoenix Dark]

Easy for you to say. I had a Korn fan agree with me on your wall 

Creepy Old Guy, explain this shit. Now.

[Human Snorenado]

Old college roommates, breh. You forgive a lot of things for people that you've been in the trenches with, both literally and figuratively speaking.

[Tasty]

Everyone who I told to die in a fire or whatever, please accept my apologies.

I accept it. Sorry if I was being an ass before.

[Polari]

Holy shit Charlie M's girlfriend is a babe.

[Himu]

Nevermind. Fuck this thread.

[nudemacusers]

the last six pages were a rollercoaster brehs.

[Himu]

deleted

[Human Snorenado]

Whatever, you just trolled the shit out of a fb status update tonight with REPEATED prog rock posts.

is there no decency in this world anymore

NOPE

[Rufus]

the last six pages were a rollercoaster brehs.

The last couple of posts even. 

[nudemacusers]

the last six pages were a rollercoaster brehs.

The last couple of posts even. 

which ones? "deleted" or "fuck this thread"

 :lenowned

[Rufus]

I didn't catch "deleted" before it was struck from Bore memory, but I did see the other one, teehee.

[Mupepe]

I didn't catch "deleted" before it was struck from Bore memory, but I did see the other one, teehee.

please tell

[Himu]

Eh, I met a girl and we've been talking. Her long periods between texts drove me crazy. So then I realized that I'm too invested in this and that posting in here is a waste of time because I already know what to do.

[Mupepe]

Yeah.  You certainly do...

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Bring her over so we can shishka bob her

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[Himu]

Meh, I doubt she's interested. She's cool tho so I'd like to be friends and shit. It just sucks because this is the first chick to turn me on in almost a year.

[Himu]

I shot her a message at 4 pm and she replied at 10 pm. I dunno man. She's clearly not interested.

NEXT.

[Phoenix Dark]

Meh, I doubt she's interested. She's cool tho so I'd like to be friends and shit. It just sucks because this is the first chick to turn me on in almost a year.

Didn't a chick give you a boner a couple months ago?

[Himu]

In like, real life, or like, on the internet and I'm trying to fit in? Because that shit mos def wasn't in real life.

[CatsCatsCats]

6 hrs isn't that long. Chill! In fact, 10 pm is bordering on late night interest

[Mupepe]

I love when chicks give me boners.  Like "Merry Christmas! And happy frustration!" Noooooooooooooooooooo

[Phoenix Dark]

In like, real life, or like, on the internet and I'm trying to fit in? Because that shit mos def wasn't in real life.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34032.msg1749706#msg1749706

[nudemacusers]

I love when chicks give me boners.  Like "Merry Christmas! And happy frustration!" Noooooooooooooooooooo

the worst is a quick, single tug before they leave for work/etc. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

[Himu]

In like, real life, or like, on the internet and I'm trying to fit in? Because that shit mos def wasn't in real life.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34032.msg1749706#msg1749706

Well it's been a while I guess. It's been that long since I've had a female romantic interest, so that you should tell you all you need to know.

[Phoenix Dark]

3 months tho. you got a nicca feeling jealous

[Mupepe]

I love when chicks give me boners.  Like "Merry Christmas! And happy frustration!" Noooooooooooooooooooo

the worst is a quick, single tug before they leave for work/etc. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

This is truth.  That frustration lasts all fucking day.

[Oblivion]

I'm about to go out on a date later in the week with this chick who's a real PAWG.

Wish me luck, fellas.

[Oblivion]

Woo! My date turned out pretty damn awesome! She was even better than her pics showed. Not only does she have plenty of junk in the trunk, but she's quite top heavy too, if you know what I mean.

She invited me over to her place tomorrow to watch a movie, so yeah, I'm in pretty good spirits.

[Mupepe]

Get ready to be ass deep in that face

[Flannel Boy]

Tonight's skype conversation makes me pine for the single days.  :'( 

[Flannel Boy]

Details?

She lamented her inability to do a single push-up (she was in a car accident six months ago) a week ago, so today I sent her an image of various push-up variants. She went nuts.

[Phoenix Dark]

that's one way to crash a relationship

[Atramental]

She didn't want you to give her solutions to her push up problems. (she can do that herself)

She wanted you to be all, "Poor baby. Talk to me. Let me empathize with you."

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/talking out of my ass

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[Flannel Boy]

I'm digging a hole for myself here. I wonder whether a relationship has ended for worse reasons.

This is what I should have sent:

[Atramental]

Just gotta get in touch with your feminine side, brehs.   

Don't be afraid to feel those ooey gooey feelings.

edit: but then of course, you gotta find your dick & balls eventually and take charge of certain situations. 

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/still talking out of my ass

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edit2: When I wake tomorrow I bet I'm going to be embaressed with what I have posted tonight.

[Phoenix Dark]

should have followed the rules breh
http://getmarriedbrehs.blogspot.ca/2013/09/dating-rules-to-live-by.html

[Flannel Boy]

Update: Kill me.

[Positive Touch]

just say youre sorry and move on fuck

[brawndolicious]

Yeah just apologize and say you should have seen what she wanted.

But still, I can't stop laughing at the image of you trying to sell her on push-up variations when she's complaining about her injury.

[Mupepe]

If your relationship truly ends over that (unless you left out something else unbelievably stupid that you said) then it probably wouldn't have lasted long anyways bro

[chronovore]

One thing that I've been noticing with the girl I've been seeing is that she often doesn't want practical advice so much as emotional support when she's talking about her problems. Not sure if this is a universal thing, but it might apply with your girl. Or maybe emotional support first, then practical advice.

It's universal.

It's also the hardest thing for men to get used to. I don't know that women can be accommodating in that aspect, 'cos it sure seems like it's up to the guy to learn.

[CatsCatsCats]

Told you. Red heads.

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No, really, Oscar nailed this one. You support, empathsize and then only if advice is asked for do you offer up the solution that seems so clear to you. Most women don't want quick fixes to their emotions.

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[Shadow Mod]

Gotta find that unicorn who's more into finding a solution than moping around. I like to squash shit ASAP. Fuck the silent treatment and fuck stewing on things.

[Mandark]

I dunno bros, I've known a lot of guys who, when they complained about a situation, were more inclined to mope or simply express their feelings than seek or follow simple advice to help the situation.

Like, say, Malek for instance.

[Shadow Mod]

I dunno bros, I've known a lot of guys who, when they complained about a situation, were more inclined to mope or simply express their feelings than seek or follow simple advice to help the situation.

Like, say, Malek for instance.

Yeah. Guys mope. Guys also pull the "I don't want to talk about this." If women are too emotional, men just want to stay silent because why air problems when you can just be a passive aggressive dick and blow up instead.