Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1256033 times)

Rufus · « **Reply #5400 on:** December 29, 2013, 01:45:11 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 29, 2013, 01:29:51 PM

Yeah. Guys mope. Guys also pull the "I don't want to talk about this." If women are too emotional, men just want to stay silent because why air problems when you can just be a passive aggressive dick and blow up instead.

I realize that this is a crapshoot from the outside perspective, but silence doesn not mean there's something brewing.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #5401 on:** December 29, 2013, 01:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on December 29, 2013, 01:45:11 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 29, 2013, 01:29:51 PM
Yeah. Guys mope. Guys also pull the "I don't want to talk about this." If women are too emotional, men just want to stay silent because why air problems when you can just be a passive aggressive dick and blow up instead.
I realize that this is a crapshoot from the outside perspective, but silence doesn not mean there's something brewing.

I didn't say that but when you get to know someone you know the difference between silence and sitting on some shit.

Rufus · « **Reply #5402 on:** December 29, 2013, 02:14:21 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 29, 2013, 01:53:12 PM

I didn't say that but when you get to know someone you know the difference between silence and sitting on some shit.

Well, that's the ideal, anyway.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5403 on:** December 29, 2013, 03:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on December 29, 2013, 02:17:15 AM

just say youre sorry and move on fuck

Don't say sorry. Pretend like it never happened.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #5404 on:** December 29, 2013, 04:25:58 PM »

Some people don't forget. Address the situation, find a solution and or apologize, make sure it's dropped. If she brings it up in the future realize that maybe she doesn't want to move past certain things.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5405 on:** December 29, 2013, 04:37:04 PM »

This is a gut check. If she can't get over a dumb joke, end it now; you leave the relationship with good experience you can apply to your next one. Don't mention it. Don't call her. Let her call you, and just go from there.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5406 on:** December 29, 2013, 04:40:27 PM »

^bad advice

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #5407 on:** December 29, 2013, 04:56:49 PM »

Let me just say some people's "dumb jokes" are actually quite cruel and mean. Then they double down acting like you're somehow just another "emotional" person who doesn't get humor.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5408 on:** December 29, 2013, 05:05:01 PM »

Well that's not the case with what Malek said.

Do what you're going to do. My point is simply that if something this stupid can threaten your relationship, it's probably time to move on. The ball is in her court. If she wants to move on fine. I've apologized for stuff I didn't think I needed to in order to maintain peace, but this shit? Don't do it.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #5409 on:** December 29, 2013, 05:06:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2013, 05:05:01 PM

Well that's not the case with what Malek said.

Do what you're going to do. My point is simply that if something this stupid can threaten your relationship, it's probably time to move on. The ball is in her court. If she wants to move on fine. I've apologized for stuff I didn't think I needed to in order to maintain peace, but this shit? Don't do it.

I trust you on that then.

Your point is also valid. Some people just want drama in their relationships. Seen this happen all too often.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5410 on:** December 29, 2013, 05:10:42 PM »

But I highly doubt it is threatening his relationship, Malek is just freakin out.

Now if he continues to freak out, that could threaten it. So don't freak out

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5411 on:** December 30, 2013, 11:18:49 PM »

so let's say you get to talking to a girl and you think she's pretty cool right

and you wanna ask her out right

but the problem is

she lives across the border.

and you don't have the means to travel across the border (at least coming back would be the problem)

do you:

ask anyway
wait until you do have the means and then do

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5412 on:** December 30, 2013, 11:32:28 PM »

the trick is to never pay attention to your significant other, so that when you actually DO pay attention, it's treated as a special event worthy of adulation.

then just get her mom on the phone and let them figure it out.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5413 on:** December 30, 2013, 11:36:04 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 30, 2013, 11:18:49 PM

so let's say you get to talking to a girl and you think she's pretty cool right

and you wanna ask her out right

but the problem is

she lives across the border.

and you don't have the means to travel across the border (at least coming back would be the problem)

do you:

ask anyway
wait until you do have the means and then do

is this something that will be fixed in the near future? If not, just communicate bro. Tell her you would like a relationship and talk about the issue and see if she is willing to try to work around it with you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5414 on:** December 30, 2013, 11:45:13 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5415 on:** December 30, 2013, 11:50:27 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 30, 2013, 11:36:04 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 30, 2013, 11:18:49 PM
so let's say you get to talking to a girl and you think she's pretty cool right

and you wanna ask her out right

but the problem is

she lives across the border.

and you don't have the means to travel across the border (at least coming back would be the problem)

do you:

ask anyway
wait until you do have the means and then do
is this something that will be fixed in the near future? If not, just communicate bro. Tell her you would like a relationship and talk about the issue and see if she is willing to try to work around it with you.

yeah i could easily fix the border crossing issue. just awkward asking and then being like 'oh wait, but i cant actually GO anywhere on your side right now LOL!"

oh well. i already asked. we'll see what happens.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5416 on:** December 31, 2013, 02:48:45 PM »

Update: Everything is fine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5417 on:** December 31, 2013, 03:58:21 PM »

Good to hear you followed my advice.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5418 on:** December 31, 2013, 05:12:09 PM »

Re problem solving, I met a woman who claimed her approach to any problem was to make an Excel spreadsheet. Deciding what to have for dinner, relationship issues, whatever, she'd list the pros and cons of each alternative in neat rows, rank them, score them, etc. We hit it off pretty well.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5419 on:** December 31, 2013, 10:44:19 PM »

What if she finds out there are more cons than pros to laying out everything in a spreadsheet?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5420 on:** December 31, 2013, 11:31:22 PM »

If there are any cons, I'm sure the team is aware of them and will address them in future versions of Excel.

Groogrux · « **Reply #5421 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:21:41 PM »

Well, I'm proposing to my girlfriend today. So there's that.

Paid off the ring a couple months ago. Been planning it for a while. She's out with some of her girl friends right now, and they're going to be bringing her to the spot where I'm going to ask.

Wish me luck.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5422 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:22:51 PM »

Good luck breh.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5423 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:28:54 PM »

rip groogux

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5424 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:32:50 PM »

rip blowjobs.

Good luck man.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5425 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:34:59 PM »

record the proposal!!! i want to see! YAY YAY YAY!

Groogrux getting shit done

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5426 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:36:12 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 03, 2014, 02:32:50 PM

rip blowjobs.

there are always truck stops

Groogrux · « **Reply #5427 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 03, 2014, 02:34:59 PM

record the proposal!!! i want to see! YAY YAY YAY!

Groogrux getting shit done

It won't be recorded, but there are going to be plenty of photos. One of the girls she's out with has a sister that is going to be there waiting too with a camera.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5428 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:04:12 PM »

So you told her friends beforehand? No worries that one might spill the beans early?

Groogrux · « **Reply #5429 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:16:06 AM »

Just a couple of her friends that were necessary for the set-up. It all went off without a hitch!

She said yes!

We went out this evening and had dinner to celebrate.

chronovore · « **Reply #5430 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:41:23 AM »

WOOO HOOO! Good for you guys!

bud · « **Reply #5431 on:** January 04, 2014, 09:12:13 AM »

congrats, man.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #5432 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:54:26 PM »

congrats!!!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5433 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:15:07 PM »

Congrats breh!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5434 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:09:46 PM »

date tomorrow - we'll see.

#wellsee

Steve Contra · « **Reply #5435 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:17:27 PM »

Show your date pictures of my dog.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5436 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:24:22 PM »

"Hey check out the dog!"

"Oh mah gersh, he's adorable! How long have you had him?"

"Oh, he's not mine, I'm just the President of his online fan club."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5437 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:38:28 PM »

you know it

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5438 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:39:22 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 04, 2014, 05:17:27 PM

Show your date pictures of my dog.

That' my "Nuclear option"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5439 on:** January 05, 2014, 02:56:32 PM »

Kinda wish I set this up for earlier in the day- I hate anticipating social engagements

Mupepe · « **Reply #5440 on:** January 05, 2014, 03:42:58 PM »

Make sure to clean the pipes before the date to get rid of any anxiety

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5441 on:** January 05, 2014, 03:43:28 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5442 on:** January 05, 2014, 04:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 05, 2014, 03:42:58 PM

Make sure to clean the pipes before the date to get rid of any anxiety

pro tip: if you do it to gay porn you're even less anxious because you're temporarily emotionally detached to the idea of heterosexual intercourse.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5443 on:** January 05, 2014, 08:52:01 PM »

Went fine- talked for a couple hours; will follow up since she didn't run away screaming when I suggested it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5444 on:** January 06, 2014, 02:21:29 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 05, 2014, 08:52:01 PM

Went fine- talked for a couple hours; will follow up since she didn't run away screaming when I suggested it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5445 on:** January 16, 2014, 11:32:55 PM »

Sorry to hear that man. You're still young, I wouldn't get too worried about long term relationships. The law of averages says you're probably not going to date anyone who will last, at least not for a few more years.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5446 on:** January 17, 2014, 08:45:41 AM »

my gf keeps saying jokes and comments about being pregnant and "having thom jr in me" and it really unsettles me what do i do

Mupepe · « **Reply #5447 on:** January 17, 2014, 09:40:42 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2014, 08:45:41 AM

my gf keeps saying jokes and comments about being pregnant and "having thom jr in me" and it really unsettles me what do i do

Is this the girl you wanted to break up with? Bro.... Come on now.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5448 on:** January 17, 2014, 09:42:32 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2014, 08:45:41 AM

my gf keeps saying jokes and comments about being pregnant and "having thom jr in me" and it really unsettles me what do i do

How big are her tits?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5449 on:** January 17, 2014, 10:17:19 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 17, 2014, 09:40:42 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2014, 08:45:41 AM
my gf keeps saying jokes and comments about being pregnant and "having thom jr in me" and it really unsettles me what do i do
Is this the girl you wanted to break up with? Bro.... Come on now.

ya i was just wondering tho is this something all girls do or just crazy ones

Reb · « **Reply #5450 on:** January 17, 2014, 10:20:16 AM »

Crazy and/or stupid ones.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5451 on:** January 17, 2014, 10:52:10 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2014, 10:17:19 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 17, 2014, 09:40:42 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2014, 08:45:41 AM
my gf keeps saying jokes and comments about being pregnant and "having thom jr in me" and it really unsettles me what do i do
Is this the girl you wanted to break up with? Bro.... Come on now.

ya i was just wondering tho is this something all girls do or just crazy ones

crazy/immature ones do this

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5452 on:** January 17, 2014, 11:00:59 AM »

Better do a taste test bro

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5453 on:** January 17, 2014, 03:27:01 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2014, 08:45:41 AM

my gf keeps saying jokes and comments about being pregnant and "having thom jr in me" and it really unsettles me what do i do

How long have you two been dating?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5454 on:** January 17, 2014, 03:30:39 PM »

Remember how methodis used to be black? I don't know why anyone takes a fucking word that clown says at face value.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5455 on:** January 17, 2014, 07:09:48 PM »

You've got the right idea, awesome-o. Just learn from it and apply it in your next relationship

Atramental · « **Reply #5456 on:** January 17, 2014, 08:13:32 PM »

I wonder if I should try to pursue a serious relationship this year.

I guess I'll see if I'm still up for it once I have enough money to pay rent on a monthly basis.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5457 on:** January 17, 2014, 08:17:58 PM »

weve been dating since april fuk

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5458 on:** January 17, 2014, 08:22:56 PM »

You were allegedly black your entire life, so forgive my skepticism.

Atramental · « **Reply #5459 on:** January 17, 2014, 08:46:44 PM »

I, on and off, pretend that I'm a girl.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1256033 times)