Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[king of the internet]

Found the one, y'all.

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Like this post if you think I'm going to torpedo it spectacularly. Quote this post if you think I'm going to find out a horrible secret about her that's a deal breaker. (For example, unironically believing in the capitalist mode of production.)

Yes I inserted these poison pills to prevent y'all from showing me any congratulations or support. Get fucked.

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A girl who I haven't seen in a couple months out of the blue sent me a text asking me to accompany her to her family's Christmas dinner.  So I called her and basically said "what's in it for me?"  Long story short, she came over late last night and blew me while I was watching Bob's Burgers on Netflix.

I guess I'll be having Christmas dinner elsewhere this year.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This was more of a lunch than a dinner.  On the way there, she told me that she told her parents that we've been seeing each other for about six months.   I promised to stay consistent with that.  The lunch itself was pretty mediocre (dry turkey ) but various people who I can't remember now kept grilling me; I can only assume they are wanting to see if I'm good enough to marry this girl.  I seem to have done a good enough job or not, who knows/cares.  Afterwards, we went to her apartment, had sex, and then I went home.  Then I played some Dragon Quest Heroes, uninstalled Steam, and then later jerked off.

A good holiday.  A+++ would do it again.

[Samson Manhug]

That's such a weird story. It seems like the plot out of a movie. Why would she want to bring you home for Christmas and tell her family you've been dating six months if you haven't? How does that benefit her?

[Phoenix Dark]

That's such a weird story. It seems like the plot out of a movie. Why would she want to bring you home for Christmas and tell her family you've been dating six months if you haven't? How does that benefit her?

Lots of people do that on the holidays, especially younger siblings tired of their older siblings getting all the attention with their gf or bf.

Daps to Whore but I gotta ask. You jerked off after sex?

[Van Cruncheon]

the best xmas gift is pd being pd. 

[Phoenix Dark]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That's such a weird story. It seems like the plot out of a movie. Why would she want to bring you home for Christmas and tell her family you've been dating six months if you haven't? How does that benefit her?

Lots of people do that on the holidays, especially younger siblings tired of their older siblings getting all the attention with their gf or bf.

Daps to Whore but I gotta ask. You jerked off after sex?

Yep.  I'm on HRT now so it's like being 14 when a stiff breeze would give you a boner.

[nudemacusers]

Going on two weeks without sex 

[Rufus]

stfu

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[king of the internet]

Going on two weeks without sex 

It's been a few days for me. 

[Atramental]

Let me know when you guys go two decades and five years without booty and then maybe I'll feel sorry for you.

[nudemacusers]

Never playing a game is different than playing one and having it taken from you.

[Atramental]

Maybe the winning move is... not to play.

[Phoenix Dark]

there is one way to win, Pallando 

[Atramental]

there is one way to win, Pallando 

Oh, I know.

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but I spent all that money on the winter Steam sale and a nice laptop...

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[nudemacusers]

But a hooker would never give out your personal information 

[Tasty]

Maybe the winning move is... not to play.

[toku]

You're not missing anything femmeatra-chan~  Swapping fluids is gross 

[Atramental]

One out of the three FemAtras would probably feel that way about sex.

But the other two... they gobble that shit up, bruh. Especially the one that smokes Newports and pops pills. 

[Phoenix Dark]

One out of the three FemAtras would probably feel that way about sex.

But the other two... they gobble that shit up, bruh. Especially the one that smokes Newports and pops pills. 

toku trigger warning

does she eat kale too

[Atramental]

I don't think she eats. Period.

She just absorbs life out of the men she fucks. 

[toku]

You know how to dm me babe 

[Madrun Badrun]

Honestly Pallando, just play rocket league, its nearly as good

[Madrun Badrun]

And the match making isn't based on personality. 

[Alcoholic Fish]

Going on two weeks without sex 

Recently broke a three week dry spell

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Atramental, if Borecon 2016 in Vegas becomes a thing, I will pay for a high end prostitute for you.

[Atramental]

Boritos... BORECON 2016 MUST HAPPEN!!! 

[nudemacusers]

I'll pitch in; but I dunno if I can do 2016; will have to wait until 2017 probably  :'(

Can your wiener and remaining dignity wait?

[Mr. Gundam]

Let me know when you guys go two decades and five years without booty and then maybe I'll feel sorry for you.

I'm still unable to understand the reality you live in. We're in the same country, but I just don't get it. It's not that difficult. 

[Huff]

altra,

just find some 5 or a 6 on tinder then ask to "neflix and chill"

piece of pie

[nudemacusers]

Palla went to BJU, which is despite the suggestive abbreviation, is light on the human to human contact. Our boy has been broken, and needs a hard reset, the kind you can only get from fellow male ( ) intervention.

[Huff]

like right now i'm drunk

and probably about to go have sex with someone that might be fat

but whatevers

[nudemacusers]

Realizing I'm not having sex until March  :'(

[Huff]

one time i started a tinder convo with "i love to eat big women"

[nudemacusers]

Also Vegas is a good place to drunk grind on randos at a club and wander to their rooms for some sloppy lovin. The place is designed to get you to fuck randos.

[Human Snorenado]

Realizing I'm not having sex until March  :'(

breeders

[nudemacusers]

Realizing I'm not having sex until March  :'(

breeders

All the raw busting was worth it

[Human Snorenado]

Vasectomy, breh. Or tube tyin. Or whatever.

[nudemacusers]

That's in March. That's when they take your nuts off right?

[Atramental]

Let me know when you guys go two decades and five years without booty and then maybe I'll feel sorry for you.

I'm still unable to understand the reality you live in. We're in the same country, but I just don't get it. It's not that difficult. 

Quick summary: I was given constant and rather large doses of conservative Christianity during my most impressionable years.

If you asked 15 year old me where I would be in life at age 25 I probably would've said, "Married and with one kid on the way."

Then a bunch of bad shit happened around 08' & 09' and I fucking snapped.

[nudemacusers]

Well, married and a kid would mean you're getting laid tho. 

[Atramental]

Getting laid in the confines of holy matrimony tho.

For such an act of obedience is pleasing to the LORD's sight. 

edit: And everything else outside of that is demonic.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

altra,

just find some 5 or a 6 on tinder then ask to "neflix and chill"

piece of pie

Not everyone is a pharmacist, bryh.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea but let's be real: Atra isn't a bad looking guy, he seems like he's in decent physical shape (based on the tone of his face at least...), etc. That shit alone should at least get you a couple Tinder hits that you can get to your place. Might not smash on first try but Netflix n Chill is no joke. I'm not on the market anymore  but when I was I had success with that shit. Never had notable Tinder success, but in terms of regular chicks I know/knew or met at bars who wanted to just watch Netflix at my place? That shit was easy. It proves to them you at least have some money, and if they can actually chill with you it proves you aren't a creep.

[Kara]

Tinder is hilarious. I'm going to start a thread where I document the cultural wasteland it presents. Using it to get laid or date is just a fringe benefit.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Tinder is hilarious. I'm going to start a thread where I document the cultural wasteland it presents. Using it to get laid or date is just a fringe benefit.

Didn't Vanity Fair already cover this?

[Kara]

I don't read Thackeray, sorry.

[Huff]

altra,

just find some 5 or a 6 on tinder then ask to "neflix and chill"

piece of pie

Not everyone is a pharmacist, bryh.

I don't play that card

I just prey on the weak

[Phoenix Dark]

I kept forgetting to open it up in a more diverse area. When I had Tinder it was basically white girl central. As in pics of girls riding their horse or with their 90yo grandma or posing with police, amongst other shit I #cantrelate to.

And the black chicks were grad student types with short hair who seemed boring. Chicks I would have killed to meet during my backpacker phase but now it's whatever.

[king of the internet]

I could never fuck with online dating. But even human garbage like me can have some success out in the wild. It's not that hard.

[Human Snorenado]

I guess it's cause I'm older but I had waaaaaaaay more success with OkStupid than I did with Tinder. I only had Tinder on my phone for like a month and it was just fucking stupid. Had a few conversations on there that never amounted to anything.

Have had lots of hook ups from OkCupid. Finally got tired of putting the energy into it though. I'm in fwb territory with a woman I like now, that's good enough for me.

[Mr. Gundam]

Let me know when you guys go two decades and five years without booty and then maybe I'll feel sorry for you.

I'm still unable to understand the reality you live in. We're in the same country, but I just don't get it. It's not that difficult. 

Quick summary: I was given constant and rather large doses of conservative Christianity during my most impressionable years.

If you asked 15 year old me where I would be in life at age 25 I probably would've said, "Married and with one kid on the way."

Then a bunch of bad shit happened around 08' & 09' and I fucking snapped.

I'm well aware dude, I don ignore your posts. I feel bad for you, I do. I just have a tough time wrapping my mind around your "American experience." That crazy stuff just doesn't happen out here in the Northwest. Unless you live on a compound out in the middle of nowhere.

Pick up your shit and move away. Start the fuck over. You don't owe your family a goddamn thing.

 

Palla went to BJU, which is despite the suggestive abbreviation, is light on the human to human contact. Our boy has been broken, and needs a hard reset, the kind you can only get from fellow male ( ) intervention.

That's what I meant by different reality.

[Kara]

Tinder is hilarious. I'm going to start a thread where I document the cultural wasteland it presents. Using it to get laid or date is just a fringe benefit.

What happened to the one?

I still talk to her almost every day and I still love her, but she's trying to live her life (if awkwardly tip toeing around me in doing so) and I want that. I got a second chance to be the positive part in her life that I wasn't before and I'm not going to cock that up if I can help it.

In the meantime, I get to have my guts ripped out.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43251.msg2114082#msg2114082

Tinder owns doe. Right now I have a thing going with:

-a tsundere Russian Jew who is huge on theatre (even worked on Broadway)

-an adorable vegetarian alt cutie who loves my stupid puns and also has no parents in her life and is unbelievably positive and I know I'm going to disappoint righteously but I don't care rn

In this void of purpose, fear, or duty... I shall at long last be free. Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne

[Kara]

Vegetarian alt rock chick. The former is rarely that emotionally warm.

[king of the internet]

My girl is gonna rip my guts out so bad, just waiting for it, I like her too much to not get destroyed

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Dating in general, especially online dating, is easy unless you have a lot of anxiety about losing your v-card.  Which is why I recommended my solution.  Once that hurdle clears, it will get a lot easier from there for him.

[Kara]

She said she's glad to have me back in her life.

[Phoenix Dark]

Are you talking about absinthe?

[Tasty]

She said she's glad to have me back in her life.

There's your problem.