Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255943 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #8340 on:** January 01, 2016, 12:21:37 AM »

So she didn't love him because he liked dick?

Mupepe · « **Reply #8341 on:** January 01, 2016, 12:30:32 AM »

I think it would have made more sense if he was into dick in both timelines but was just repressed in one which made their relationship fail. Ideally the soldier is also into dick and in both timelines the two dudes end up together and she ends up alone.

Kara · « **Reply #8342 on:** January 01, 2016, 02:01:36 AM »

I saw Sliding Doors too.

Kara · « **Reply #8343 on:** January 01, 2016, 02:02:41 AM »

That's not sarcasm, I have actually seen that movie. Several times. :'(

Rufus · « **Reply #8344 on:** January 01, 2016, 02:18:55 AM »

A recent Spotify binge led me to The Smashing Pumpink's Zero. I finally paid attention to the lyrics for once and they reminded me of your predicament.

Tasty · « **Reply #8345 on:** January 01, 2016, 02:24:00 AM »

Walrus is liking all my posts lately

I feel like we should date

Walrus plz respond

Mods Help · « **Reply #8346 on:** January 01, 2016, 04:13:12 AM »

Made out with a guy tonight at a party at the stroke of midnight.

*wipes drool off mouth*

Was hot. He has my numero.

Kara · « **Reply #8347 on:** January 02, 2016, 09:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 01, 2016, 02:18:55 AM

A recent Spotify binge led me to The Smashing Pumpink's Zero. I finally paid attention to the lyrics for once and they reminded me of your predicament.

The best thing about this is that you're mediating my life with mass media.

Rufus · « **Reply #8348 on:** January 02, 2016, 09:33:57 PM »

What do you mean? It's the best way to relate to other people. Ask Creepy Stalker.

Kara · « **Reply #8349 on:** January 12, 2016, 09:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Kara on December 21, 2015, 08:44:40 PM

Found the one, y'all.

(Image removed from quote.)

Like this post if you think I'm going to torpedo it spectacularly. Quote this post if you think I'm going to find out a horrible secret about her that's a deal breaker. (For example, unironically believing in the capitalist mode of production.)

Yes I inserted these poison pills to prevent y'all from showing me any congratulations or support. Get fucked.

Update on this: she really needs orthodontia (PD, breh, the struggle is real) and is an unrepentant glory hunter (be a Steelers and Alabama football fan brehs), but I strongly suspected the former for reasons I won't disclose because if you're the same way you should be thinking of ways to afford Invisalign instead of how to hide your dental deficiencies in shame and frankly I don't care about the latter unless she supports Team Sky.

toku · « **Reply #8350 on:** January 12, 2016, 10:11:52 PM »

that's the saddest post you've ever made

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8351 on:** January 12, 2016, 10:26:43 PM »

be a good patriot and inform her of Care Credit. She can even find an office that will absorb the interest.

Kara · « **Reply #8352 on:** January 14, 2016, 10:35:32 PM »

Man, when I was young and dumb I got myself into Zack Morris shit on purpose trying to get laid, now I'm just a nice Jewish boy that unintentionally walks his-self into two liaisons in the same day because standards fall precipitously with age. :'(

mormapope · « **Reply #8353 on:** January 14, 2016, 11:29:20 PM »

You need to become a BAD Jewish boy then.

chronovore · « **Reply #8354 on:** January 15, 2016, 02:10:59 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on January 14, 2016, 11:29:20 PM

You need to become a BAD Jewish boy then.

http://imgur.com/gallery/RG0BS1U

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8355 on:** February 08, 2016, 10:51:49 AM »

Turns out the lady I'd been dating for 3 weeks and was pretty into had a bf and I was a side piece

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8356 on:** February 08, 2016, 12:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 08, 2016, 10:51:49 AM

Turns out the lady I'd been dating for 3 weeks and was pretty into had a bf and I was a side piece

Sucks.

You gonna walk away, play along, or burn that shit down?

Or make a routine out of it?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8357 on:** February 08, 2016, 12:28:10 PM »

Walk away. I have (just barely) enough dignity to not wanna do that shit.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8358 on:** February 29, 2016, 08:06:46 PM »

This girl I've been seeing for about a month had a small argument with me last night and then texted that she wants to take a break (took me by surprise). Then this morning she apologized and told me she misses me and now we're going to talk tonight. I don't know what to say since I don't think she's necessarily an insecure woman being that she's 32, thin/attractive, and educated so I shouldn't be intimidating. Is this usually a red flag or a common small problem in the early part of relationships?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8359 on:** February 29, 2016, 09:03:37 PM »

Real talk: Break up with her. If she's that indecisive and wants a "break" after one month you might as well save yourself the future headache.

Man talk: or you could just stay, continue to smash, and start looking for another option

chronovore · « **Reply #8360 on:** March 01, 2016, 01:20:19 AM »

Ask her why she acted that way. She may have baggage; you may or may not be willing to deal with it. Just get more information before deciding.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8361 on:** March 01, 2016, 02:56:54 AM »

Nono, she said she wasn't sure if I really considered it an exclusive, serious relationship at this point because I made several jokes last night about calling her my old lady or mistress instead of girlfriend.....which is hilarious. She did have some communication issues in her past relationships.

I made it clear how I felt about her and how angry I am. And that there won't be any third chances or anything so I'll see how it goes.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8362 on:** March 01, 2016, 08:44:24 AM »

I'd be more forgiving. When relationships are new, it's touch and go. People get afraid to get involved because they don't want to get hurt again. So the moment they get some adversity their instinct is to run away before they get in too deep.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8363 on:** March 01, 2016, 09:42:34 AM »

Did I never mention this?

Girlfriend and I are planning on moving in together when our respective leases are up in the summer.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8364 on:** March 04, 2016, 01:43:58 PM »

Girl I dated for a few months right before I got together with my wife just announced on Facebook she got married to a guy she met in January. With wedding ring tattoos. That's either her fourth or fifth marriage now. She was divorced when I dated her, and she's been with four guys since. Can't remember if she married the first one after me or not.

I knew she was chaos back when I dated her. A whole lot of fun when we're 22 years old, but chaos. My wife and I were like "WTF" when we saw her status change on Facebook the other day.

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2016, 09:42:34 AM

Did I never mention this?

Girlfriend and I are planning on moving in together when our respective leases are up in the summer.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8365 on:** March 05, 2016, 12:08:31 PM »

I have an aunt and an uncle who have been married at least five or six times. My uncle got divorced again a couple of months ago after being married for maybe a year if that. My aunt, after divorcing for the last time, has finally decided that marriage isn't for her (no rly?) and has been single now for a few years.

As an update for me, I've been seeing a 24 year old cute nurse who is a little thick (the right thick) with big boobs. I couldn't be any happier at the moment. I'm now 31 (birthday was two days ago) and I think the biological clock is ticking because I've been thinking a lot about knocking her up. However thanks to years of rigorous masturbation, I can't come by having sex, with or without a condom. So I've really cut back on it and might cut it out entirely.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8366 on:** March 05, 2016, 12:57:00 PM »

You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8367 on:** March 07, 2016, 02:15:05 AM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8368 on:** March 07, 2016, 09:55:50 AM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 05, 2016, 12:08:31 PM

However thanks to years of rigorous masturbation, I can't come by having sex, with or without a condom.

Yeah you could. If you can masturbate without porn, you can have an orgasm while having sex. You just close your eyes and create a fantasy in your head and commit to it. It will happen.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #8369 on:** March 08, 2016, 01:16:34 AM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 05, 2016, 12:08:31 PM

However thanks to years of rigorous masturbation, I can't come by having sex, with or without a condom. So I've really cut back on it and might cut it out entirely.

You think that's really it though? My first time I couldn't nut and was thinking the same thing, that masturbating so much has conditioned me to a specific technique hand crafted over many sessions.

However, I still masturbate p much the same amount and now finish every time rest assured. Doggystyle is my GF's fatality.

For me any issue with cumming was due to anxiety, especially the anticipatory kind. Also I know you mentioned low t and that can def cause this.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8370 on:** March 08, 2016, 09:17:22 AM »

You tellin me spent all that money on euro prozzies and couldn't cum from it?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8371 on:** March 08, 2016, 11:21:25 AM »

Yea I think it's more anxiety. I had a major problem with that awhile ago but have gotten better. I watch less porn now too though.

But yea, dat wanking technique

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8372 on:** March 20, 2016, 10:55:44 AM »

So did the threesome. It was great. Very sore.
My wife is all kinds of awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8373 on:** March 20, 2016, 11:22:32 AM »

wait, what?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8374 on:** March 20, 2016, 11:45:40 AM »

Wife's single friend says she wants a threesome. Yada yada yada. Now I'm sore.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8375 on:** March 20, 2016, 12:11:29 PM »

Well jesus. I was gonna come in here and tell you all my girlfriend and I are moving in together, but this is a much cooler story.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8376 on:** March 20, 2016, 12:17:32 PM »

Congrats BrandNew! That's awesome!
(I still don't love you, but that's awesome!)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8377 on:** March 20, 2016, 12:32:27 PM »

Good luck, puppy. Hopefully everything stays normal and the single friend doesn't get all weird or catch feels.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8378 on:** March 20, 2016, 12:43:17 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2016, 12:17:32 PM

Congrats BrandNew! That's awesome!
(I still don't love you, but that's awesome!)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8379 on:** March 20, 2016, 12:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 20, 2016, 12:32:27 PM

Good luck, puppy. Hopefully everything stays normal and the single friend doesn't get all weird or catch feels.

So far so good. Wife was way cool. So I'm not expecting drama on her front. Friend, we'll see. She's a cool chick and certainly seemed very cool with all it and has always been very respectful of my wife's and my relationship. she's also not someone we see often, so it's not likely she'll catch feels. Of course I can't speak for anything in the future, but for right now everyone is taking it for what it was. A fun night, and that's all.

Rufus · « **Reply #8380 on:** March 20, 2016, 01:37:59 PM »

How do you feel about repaying the favour with a single guy?

demi · « **Reply #8381 on:** March 20, 2016, 01:44:37 PM »

Its a chick? She got better goods than the wife? I need details this is a good jerkoff story.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8382 on:** March 20, 2016, 06:32:54 PM »

Sorry demi no midgets in this story

demi · « **Reply #8383 on:** March 20, 2016, 06:57:32 PM »

Who did you cum on?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8384 on:** March 20, 2016, 07:07:35 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2016, 12:59:00 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 20, 2016, 12:32:27 PM
Good luck, puppy. Hopefully everything stays normal and the single friend doesn't get all weird or catch feels.
So far so good. Wife was way cool. So I'm not expecting drama on her front. Friend, we'll see. She's a cool chick and certainly seemed very cool with all it and has always been very respectful of my wife's and my relationship. she's also not someone we see often, so it's not likely she'll catch feels. Of course I can't speak for anything in the future, but for right now everyone is taking it for what it was. A fun night, and that's all.

Good for you. I've known people who took part in a threesome and it nuked their marriage from orbit. Known others where it wasn't a big deal a tall. My wife and I are both on the same page about stuff like open marriages, threesomes, etc. We don't like to share and are happy with monogamy.

Rufus · « **Reply #8385 on:** March 20, 2016, 07:34:40 PM »

Hey, that was a serious question. I wasn't trying to jokingly suggest myself.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8386 on:** March 20, 2016, 08:09:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 20, 2016, 06:57:32 PM

Who did you cum on?

Which time? I lied. There was a midget. And it was the midget. Both times

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8387 on:** March 20, 2016, 08:14:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 20, 2016, 07:07:35 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 20, 2016, 12:59:00 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 20, 2016, 12:32:27 PM
Good luck, puppy. Hopefully everything stays normal and the single friend doesn't get all weird or catch feels.
So far so good. Wife was way cool. So I'm not expecting drama on her front. Friend, we'll see. She's a cool chick and certainly seemed very cool with all it and has always been very respectful of my wife's and my relationship. she's also not someone we see often, so it's not likely she'll catch feels. Of course I can't speak for anything in the future, but for right now everyone is taking it for what it was. A fun night, and that's all.

Good for you. I've known people who took part in a threesome and it nuked their marriage from orbit. Known others where it wasn't a big deal a tall. My wife and I are both on the same page about stuff like open marriages, threesomes, etc. We don't like to share and are happy with monogamy.

Oh we totally get it and have seen it tear apart people that do it wrong. Luckily it's something we had discussed for a long long time. And my wife is ridiculously confident in our relationship to the point of her coming up to women that are flirting with me and telling them "oh you're adorable". Like I said, you can never speak to the future. But my wife is my soul mate. So if any feels get caught we will correct course asap. Oh and open marriages never work. We always said that anything like this would be an us thing, not a her or me thing.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8388 on:** March 20, 2016, 08:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 20, 2016, 07:34:40 PM

Hey, that was a serious question. I wasn't trying to jokingly suggest myself.

Where you at bebe? Can you supply some lube and a donkey?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8389 on:** March 20, 2016, 09:28:47 PM »

Getting back in touch with your Mormon roots I see

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8390 on:** March 21, 2016, 12:16:09 AM »

Back in college in Santa Cruz, this girl I had just started seeing suggested doing a threesome with her friend but I argued that it wasn't something I would actually enjoy being a "one penis sort of guy". I was very, very new to sex at the time and I think I was just intimidated that I wasn't yet good enough for two at once.

I'll just pick up that L.

Tasty · « **Reply #8391 on:** March 21, 2016, 06:17:43 PM »

Went on my first gay date last Saturday.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8392 on:** March 21, 2016, 08:47:38 PM »

So? How did it go?

Tasty · « **Reply #8393 on:** March 21, 2016, 10:25:01 PM »

It was great! I was nervous cause there had been some awkwardness in our conversations when we talked previously, but we were both able to keep it up (

) the whole night. Went from Whiskey Tango Foxtrot to Red Robin to a Japanese bar. Night ended nice (and chastely), unfortunately he lives in Maine so we can't see each other like all the time but it might be for the best at this stage of the "relationship" (if it can be called that at this stage, but I know we're going for date two sometime.)

Mupepe · « **Reply #8394 on:** March 24, 2016, 08:36:53 PM »

Did you send an email or a text or something? Or write a letter? When you spill something like that it should be in person if at all possible and in person the look on her face will tell you everything. Details man!

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8395 on:** March 25, 2016, 03:29:10 AM »

Yeah, give us the deets!

The first time I told my wife I loved her it wasn't dramatic. She said, "Oh I know, I've known for a long time. I love you too."

nudemacusers · « **Reply #8396 on:** March 25, 2016, 03:40:00 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 21, 2016, 06:17:43 PM

Went on my first gay date last Saturday.

I finally move to the area and this is how you treat me

Mupepe · « **Reply #8397 on:** March 25, 2016, 08:02:33 AM »

Oh man. Is this the super hot one?? This is my Arab fantasy come true

toku · « **Reply #8398 on:** March 25, 2016, 03:57:15 PM »

bless up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8399 on:** March 25, 2016, 04:03:31 PM »

Dunno dude. The games she plays makes me very cautious about this. Wouldn't be the first time she led you on only to do something stupid.

stay safe out chea in these relationship streetz brehs

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255943 times)