Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Phoenix Dark]

Have you checked any of your now ex's texts or phone messages? Just curious how long it'll take for them to go from "you can't be serious/you can't break up with me" to "I'm sorry u know i love u"

[Kara]

It's humorous to me to see a thread talking about paying for a 'girlfriend experience' next to a thread chock full of complaining about the girlfriend experience.

We also talk about eating ass in here.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Have you checked any of your now ex's texts or phone messages? Just curious how long it'll take for them to go from "you can't be serious/you can't break up with me" to "I'm sorry u know i love u"

She's in flight now so it will be a while until I hear more from her.

Edit: Also should point out that since it was a very last minute booking, she has two stops so she isn't going to be very happy for a while.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I know a black guy in his mid-70's with a wife and a girlfriend.  The women know about each other but live apart from each other.  He stays with each a few days a week, and he's been with both for over at least three decades now.

I think you guys just lack imagination.

You talking about me?

[Mupepe]

Update: confirmed three hours with this lady:

 

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Never watched any of her porn and probably won't.  I will give you all the breakdown once it's done.

This is without a doubt the best possible outcome.

[Atramental]

I watched some of her vids.

You're in for a treat, Mr. Whore. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I watched some of her vids.

You're in for a treat, Mr. Whore. 

Sweet.

Have you checked any of your now ex's texts or phone messages? Just curious how long it'll take for them to go from "you can't be serious/you can't break up with me" to "I'm sorry u know i love u"

She's in flight now so it will be a while until I hear more from her.

Edit: Also should point out that since it was a very last minute booking, she has two stops so she isn't going to be very happy for a while.

I started getting a bunch of texts and phone calls a couple hours ago.  I made the mistake of calling her back.  She was asking about the stuff left at her apartment (hair dryer, brushes, etc.) and made it sound like I was stealing them or holding them for ransom.  I told her "why would I want your hair dryer?"  I told her that once I get back, she can stop by and pick them up any time I'm at my apartment.

Then she offered to fly back on her own dime and I said that if she didn't like Spain the first time, she's not going to like it a second time, that she should have stayed home in the first place, and she ruined the relationship because she couldn't be honest and forthright.  I said "ruin" which triggered her and she started ranting about how I don't love her because I didn't fly back with her.  I said, "Look, it's over.  When I come back, I will send you a text and you can stop by anytime I'm home to pick up your stuff."  She started crying and it was a garbled mess but it was the mad crying type of mess.  I listened to this for a few seconds and said, "I have to go.  Take care." and hung up.

My phone is buzzing and ringing.  I'm going to the Museo del Prado and other things today.  I'm putting it on silent.  I would turn it off but I like the functionality on the iPhone where it is a pedometer and I like to see how much I've walked (I've been averaging over 10 miles each day so far).

I feel pretty bad about what happened.  I kind of hate being in relationships, it gets to be too stultifying for me and it seems like the BS factor increases over time.  I understand there is a "honeymoon" period but it seems like the demands keep building up while the payoff shrinks.

Better luck next time.  As far as I'm concerned, the relationship is over.

[Atramental]

Yeah, what you spelled out right there is why I'm hella reluctant about getting into a serious long term relationship with some chick.

My personality type (INTP) has hardly any patience or empathy for emotional garbage that seems prevalent at the tail end of relationships. Being around someone like your now ex-gf would be extremely draining to my mental and physical energy.

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*beep boop*

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[Fifstar]

 

[Rufus]

You don't need to experience everything yourself to extrapolate some things, sure, but it's good to know where the lines actually are before you decide that you can't deal with them being crossed. Some things sound a lot worse than they are.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I do believe sacrifices need to be made to keep a relationship going; it was just too much of an ask this time around at this stage in the relationship.

[Atramental]

My bad, I wrote this after midnight and a couple of drinks.

[Kara]

Not to put much stock in Myers-Briggs, but you usually have a corresponding type or two that works well with you in relationships, even if you're a misbegotten small percentage IXXX category. (INTJ caricature reporting in.)

While I miss being in a relationship with an IXXX for various reasons, I've found it's A LOT easier dating ENXX's since they do all the emotional lifting and won't let things stew unsaid if there's a problem. (From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. )

Don't let a personality test give you an excuse to quit on things, Atramentar.

[Phoenix Dark]

My bad, I wrote this after midnight and a couple of drinks.

Hard Mikes? 

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd imagine she's told her family/friends about the break up. I wonder what her spin on it is, and how did she turn you into The Bad Guy. Still I bet she has female friends and family who will listen to this shit and think wow girl you fucked up big time.

[Atramental]

My bad, I wrote this after midnight and a couple of drinks.

Hard Mikes? 

White Russians.

[Atramental]

Not to put much stock in Myers-Briggs, but you usually have a corresponding type or two that works well with you in relationships, even if you're a misbegotten small percentage IXXX category. (INTJ caricature reporting in.)

While I miss being in a relationship with an IXXX for various reasons, I've found it's A LOT easier dating ENXX's since they do all the emotional lifting and won't let things stew unsaid if there's a problem. (From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. )

Don't let a personality test give you an excuse to quit on things, Atramentar.

I know Myers-Briggs is far from being scientific but it's far more politically correct for me to say that I'm an INTP rather than saying I'm an autist when it comes to interacting with people on an emotional level.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I once had someone at work introduce themselves to me with their Myers-Brigg's profile

They were like "Hi, my name is xxxx and I'm an <whatever the hell he was>"
I shook their hand and said, "Hi, I'm puppy and I actually know how to interact with people."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'd imagine she's told her family/friends about the break up. I wonder what her spin on it is, and how did she turn you into The Bad Guy. Still I bet she has female friends and family who will listen to this shit and think wow girl you fucked up big time.

So basically her friends and family will have her back. This is normal behavior.

[Kara]

I know Myers-Briggs is far from being scientific but it's far more politically correct for me to say that I'm an INTP rather than saying I'm an autist when it comes to interacting with people on an emotional level.

You're supposed to use it to understand yourself better (and hopefully become better), not as a crutch. This is sounding like that Introvert Pride shite that gets peddled to introverts who don't want to work on themselves every so often...

[CatsCatsCats]

Whatever if I want to be a mountain hermit I will

[Tasty]

My bad, I wrote this after midnight and a couple of drinks.

Hard Mikes? 

I think one of them is Dave. But enough about my weekend plans...

[Tasty]

My bad, I wrote this after midnight and a couple of drinks.

Hard Mikes? 

White Russians.

I think one of them is Belerussian. But enough about my weekend plans...

[chronovore]

I know Myers-Briggs is far from being scientific but it's far more politically correct for me to say that I'm an INTP rather than saying I'm an autist when it comes to interacting with people on an emotional level.

You're supposed to use it to understand yourself better (and hopefully become better), not as a crutch. This is sounding like that Introvert Pride shite that gets peddled to introverts who don't want to work on themselves every so often...

Thanks. You've concisely nailed the problem I had with all those "How to deal with me, the precious little introvert" posts I was seeing nonstop.

[king of the internet]

You adapt to the world. It will not adapt to you.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd imagine she's told her family/friends about the break up. I wonder what her spin on it is, and how did she turn you into The Bad Guy. Still I bet she has female friends and family who will listen to this shit and think wow girl you fucked up big time.

I'm sure.  I'm good with a lot of her friends but I have not heard a word since the shit went down.  I assume I'm already persona non grata to them.  I got a couple of texts last night but since there is a seven hour time difference, I was asleep when I got them.  For now I'm just going to hang back and focus on enjoying the remainder of my vacation.  I still feel sad that it had to go down like this because it didn't have to.  I will look into it when I get back although I fly back on the 30th so there's still over a week left.

[Kara]

Yeah, at every juncture she made the wrong call. After the initial fight she could have said, "Look, I'm sorry, I'm insecure about couples taking separate vacations and as a result I came along on a vacation that I had no business in coming on. Thank you for bringing me out here and sorry that I have to go home." Instead she texted you "fuck u [sic.]" and later threw the blame on you for being a bad partner for not cancelling your own vacation because she made a terrible mistake.

[CatsCatsCats]

Look, I'm sorry, I'm insecure about couples taking separate vacations

To be fair, the moment he was on vacation alone he started banging hookers

[Rufus]

You adapt to the world. It will not adapt to you.

I like that aphorism as a reminder that there are limits to everything, but if there's any defining human trait it's that we make the world fit our needs, including our societies.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Look, I'm sorry, I'm insecure about couples taking separate vacations

To be fair, the moment he was on vacation alone he started banging hookers

 

I made an appointment but I haven't done shit yet

[Mupepe]

To be fair it's not cheating if you're in different countries.

[Kara]

While I miss being in a relationship with an IXXX for various reasons, I've found it's A LOT easier dating ENXX's since they do all the emotional lifting and won't let things stew unsaid if there's a problem. (From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. )

Coincidentally i always test as an ENFJ or ENTP. I always knew you were bae 

I-It's not like I want to overthrow the capitalist mode of production with you. B-baka.

[Kara]

On a related note, my ENXX girlfriend asked me to party with her sorority sisters and their boyfriends tonight which I agreed to so as to get out of my comfort zone.

[toku]

You're going to be making so many enemies tonight bless up

[Phoenix Dark]

Are you referring to W*** or another ex?

[Kara]

I woke up in a v-neck sorority shirt this morning. Please send help.

[Rufus]

Sounds like that party went well.

[toku]

I woke up in a v-neck sorority shirt this morning. Please send help.

[Tasty]

I was gonna make a "I'll send my penis to help" joke but remembered I'm gay.

[Oblivion]

Curious, what's the minimum age y'all would be willing to date someone? There's this little cutie in one of my classes that seems interested in me, who happens to be 22. I'm 31. I have no moral issues dating anyone that's of adult age, even if the gap is huge. But at the same time, it still feels kinda weird. 

[Tasty]

I think that's too big of a gap too date.

Bang once or twice? Maybe. But I think you'd quickly get annoyed with her and she'd get bored of you.

Of course I say this knowing no specifics about either of you.

[Oblivion]

Oh I should also probably mention she doesn't know how old I am.

I didn't lie to her, mind you. It just hasn't been brought up so far.

[Mupepe]

Yeah I wouldn't say anything about it being creepy or inappropriate, but I would imagine you'll regret dating as opposed to just fucking. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't think it is creepy or inappropriate.  The big issue is the maturity gap.  Nine years is a long time.

The biggest gap for me has been six years and that is pretty big.  For example, younger girls do everything on social media.  If you don't have shit like Snapchat and WhatsApp, I'm sure you will be.

Have fun.  It won't last but get your dick wet.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Young broads go after older dudes for two reasons.

1) They have major daddy issues.

2) They think you have money/power


That's all you need to know. Don't go in thinking you're the one for her and you'll be fine.

[Kara]

Oh I should also probably mention she doesn't know how old I am.

I didn't lie to her, mind you. It just hasn't been brought up so far.

A rare time when your mom living with you will work to your benefit.

[Phoenix Dark]

I dated a 19yo last year, when I was 28. It was a bad idea. Not concerned about the age different if she's mature...but most young people aren't mature so...

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

To be fair, there are a lot of people our age who aren't very mature either.

[Human Snorenado]

To be fair, there are a lot of people our age who aren't very mature either.

I mean just look at us, excited to see E3 meltdowns in a few weeks.

[Kara]

I prefer to date younger (not ten years though, lol), but I don't conceal my age at the beginning. Better to know ahead of time that there's no future with me and decide you want to waste an indeterminate amount of your youth with your eyes open than to waste it involuntarily on the assumption that there will be one.

If having a laundry list of deal breakers because you made poor life choices in your youth and now find yourself with 2-3 years of a championship contending window left (to indulge in a sports metaphor) is maturity, I'll stick to being immature for the rest of my life.

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Blame yourself or god.

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[Phoenix Dark]

2011 Dallas Mavs of getting pussy

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Or are you the 1999-2001 Sacramento Kings/Portland Trailblazers

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[Kara]

The New York Knicks ca. 2000 to the present: embracing #NoFuture and lighting money on fire in the pursuit of frivolities.

(I was going to say the Beane era Oakland A's, but I probably make more money in a year than they do and there are actually deluded A's fans on the internet who honestly think that team has a future while Knicks fans are actually LARPing a mental asylum when they talk about the Knicks building into contenders as a protest against the Reagan cuts to mental health services.)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Update: confirmed three hours with this lady:

 

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Never watched any of her porn and probably won't.  I will give you all the breakdown once it's done.

Just got done.  It was mindblowing stuff.  Her ass was on another level and is definitely real (you never know these days).  Her reverse cowgirl was amazing because it was that perfect slapping sound with a perfect view.  She even wore the same heels that was in the first picture I posted (not the one I quoted).

[Tasty]

[Kara]

I see you more as a modern day Arsenal. Confusing your issues and using delusion to continue on.

I have never been more insulted in my entire life, hdu.

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If we go global there are much more fitting teams / clubs, I was opting to continue with the NBA for the sake of continuity.

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[CatsCatsCats]

[Bebpo]

Me and my gf of six months split up.  I didn't put anything online about us because I learned my lesson in the past about keeping relationships private, but it was a good six months and it only really got rocky in the last month.  We were at different places in our lives and wanted different things out of relationships.  She wanted more commitment and working 60-80 hour weeks I just wanted an SO to stay in with on the weeknights and give me some space and time to myself to relax and recover from work when I needed it on the weekend.  Sucks, but was our second break this month and after the first I decided I wasn't gonna do the on/off stuff with all the constant heartbreak, so if we broke up a second time I wouldn't go back.

She's a good gal, and I miss her, but honestly until my work gets more manageable I probably shouldn't be in a relationship because I can't put enough time and energy into one right now and it just leaves the other person feeling unwanted  :\

[chronovore]

Me and my gf of six months split up.  I didn't put anything online about us because I learned my lesson in the past about keeping relationships private, but it was a good six months and it only really got rocky in the last month.  We were at different places in our lives and wanted different things out of relationships.  She wanted more commitment and working 60-80 hour weeks I just wanted an SO to stay in with on the weeknights and give me some space and time to myself to relax and recover from work when I needed it on the weekend.  Sucks, but was our second break this month and after the first I decided I wasn't gonna do the on/off stuff with all the constant heartbreak, so if we broke up a second time I wouldn't go back.

She's a good gal, and I miss her, but honestly until my work gets more manageable I probably shouldn't be in a relationship because I can't put enough time and energy into one right now and it just leaves the other person feeling unwanted  :\

I didn't want to say anything when you were out here, but it didn't seem to me like it was going to last. You were a perfect gentleman to her, but she was a bit surly to you. Many people would read it as shy, but she wasn't.

I am happy to read you being more self-actualized in what you need in a relationship, but you're also going to need to work on your work/life balance if you want something long term.

[Kara]

Sorry to hear that Bebpo, but it's good that you're recognizing prior bad behaviors and not repeating them again.

I can definitely sympathize with the work / life / decompression balance. Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in an otome game but without any cute anime boys pursuing me.

[Brehvolution]

I just wanted an SO to stay in with on the weeknights and give me some space and time to myself to relax and recover from work when I needed it on the weekend. 

We all do, breh.