Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Atramental]

Ever since matching with girl #2 I've been getting nothing but bots on Tinder. I mean, I'll keep swiping but it feels like an exercise in futility at this point.

Edit: Also when I was talking with her on our date it was like talking to a good friend that I had know for sometime. Except we couldn't stop staring at each other.

I guess my big disconnect is with texting because I can't (of course) gage facial expressions or tone of voice. Actually tbh, I fucking hate texting most of the time because I feel like so much can get misinterpreted.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ever since matching with girl #2 I've been getting nothing but bots on Tinder. I mean, I'll keep swiping but it feels like an exercise in futility at this point.

Edit: Also when I was talking with her on our date it was like talking to a good friend that I had know for sometime. Except we couldn't stop staring at each other.

I guess my big disconnect is with texting because I can't (of course) gage facial expressions or tone of voice. Actually tbh, I fucking hate texting most of the time because I feel like so much can get misinterpreted.

Tell her that in one of your texts today, or simply tell her the next time you guys meet. But don't say it was like talking to a good friend...say, "...yea me too. It was like we've known each other for some time" or something like that.

As long as you aren't saying weird shit in texts you shouldn't have to worry about misinterpretations dude. You're gonna be texting pretty basic conversation stuff.

[toku]

Ever since matching with girl #2 I've been getting nothing but bots on Tinder. I mean, I'll keep swiping but it feels like an exercise in futility at this point.

Edit: Also when I was talking with her on our date it was like talking to a good friend that I had know for sometime. Except we couldn't stop staring at each other.

I guess my big disconnect is with texting because I can't (of course) gage facial expressions or tone of voice. Actually tbh, I fucking hate texting most of the time because I feel like so much can get misinterpreted.

Tell her that in one of your texts today, or simply tell her the next time you guys meet. But don't say it was like talking to a good friend...say, "...yea me too. It was like we've known each other for some time" or something like that.

As long as you aren't saying weird shit in texts you shouldn't have to worry about misinterpretations dude. You're gonna be texting pretty basic conversation stuff.

Sounds cory/shitty (2 u especially poll) but you want to be a little vague/mysterious at this stage. Be clear with your intentions but obfuscate your speech a bit. She needs to know you wanna fuck/romantic interest but you can't make that obvious to the degree of simp bitch. I think she already knows this so you're doing a good job so far! Y'all already to seem to have some natural energy/chemistry going on so thats like half the battle!

[Phoenix Dark]

do my demons blind me, donny

[toku]

do my demons blind me, donny

I was trying to back you up actually. Just that he should avoid certain words like friend etc and be a little vague. Basically just reinforce what she's saying about their date and align more with her energy. #hippietalk

I'm done giving you relationship advice nicca, now that i know the depth and breadth of your sins. You're good. The goal here is to bring out that closet blasphemous demon in Atra.

[Phoenix Dark]

do my demons blind me, donny

I was trying to back you up actually. Just that he should avoid certain words like friend etc and be a little vague. Basically just reinforce what she's saying about their date and align more with her energy. #hippietalk

I'm done giving you relationship advice nicca, now that i know the depth and breadth of your sins. You're good. The goal here is to bring out that closet blasphemous demon in Atra.

bless up

[toku]

do my demons blind me, donny

I was trying to back you up actually. Just that he should avoid certain words like friend etc and be a little vague. Basically just reinforce what she's saying about their date and align more with her energy. #hippietalk

I'm done giving you relationship advice nicca, now that i know the depth and breadth of your sins. You're good. The goal here is to bring out that closet blasphemous demon in Atra.

bless up

No you're ahead of the game. You're better for the experience. There is no shame/shaming here or in my voice/words. Bless up, you're good!

[Phoenix Dark]

It's like Silence Of The Lambs. I'm just trying to save one (Pallando).

[fistfulofmetal]

When I first started dating - this part of the process was the most nerve wrecking part. The first girl I dated was SUPER responsive and messaged me all the time. That relationship didn't work out. Another girl wasn't as responsive and it seemed she didn't care. Turns out she had just got her first smartphone and texting wasn't really a thing she did to chitchat so she constantly forgot to check her phone. I've been with her for 2 years.

So none of that shit really matters in the end.

[Atramental]

Just shot her a quick text. Nothing weird or mushy.

[Phoenix Dark]

"It's pretty windy today. I hope your hair isn't getting in your nose"

[CatsCatsCats]

You need experience much more than advice, really. Just keep going

[Mupepe]

"It's pretty windy today. I hope your hair isn't getting in your nose"

This made me laugh way more than it should have

[toku]

You need experience much more than advice, really. Just keep going

Important. It's okay to fail and fuck up. You'll be alright I promise.

[fistfulofmetal]

"It's pretty windy today. I hope your hair isn't getting in your nose"

i think this is genuinely a great line to send to any girl.

[fistfulofmetal]

I just sent that to my girlfriend then realized her hair isn't long enough to do that.

[CatsCatsCats]

"Who the fuck you seeing with long hair, fistful?!"

[Phoenix Dark]

I just sent that to my girlfriend then realized her hair isn't long enough to do that.

What did she say? We need to know.

[fistfulofmetal]

Just a confused "Wha"

which i responded "You heard me"

then another "Wha"

[Atramental]

Hrrmmm... I probably should've texted a day or two later..

Monday's are typically everyone's most busiest day.

Also, I might give the paid version of tinder a whirl so I stop running out of right swipes. 

[Madrun Badrun]

paid is a lot nicer.  I find the superlikes actually work. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I call my wife by the name beautiful every day.

[chronovore]

paid is a lot nicer.  I find the superlikes actually work.

Dandy's love-dungeon is full of unsuspecting people who fell for superlikes.

I call my wife by the name beautiful every day.

I do the same for my wife, but she's already been wifed. A wife talking like she wants kids, that's one thing. A second date talking about kids, that's another.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Eh, I guess you're right.

[Atramental]

Another thing that is bothering me is that I feel like I've been inadvertently coming across as super thirsty this whole entire time. God, when does this mental torture end? 

[king of the internet]

You'll be stuck inside your head for the rest of your days on the earth. Get used to it. 

[Huff]

thats why you shoulda just fucked a fatty first. the thirst is equal

[chronovore]

Another thing that is bothering me is that I feel like I've been inadvertently coming across as super thirsty this whole entire time. God, when does this mental torture end? 

All men are always completely thirsty all the time.
All women already know this.

[Atramental]

Gotcha.

Also, if my date with #2 has taught me anything it's that a date can be fun and spontaneous. (Which date #1 with girl #1 was not)

The restaurant I was planning to go to was jam packed that Saturday with 30 to 45 minute wait time (apparently they don't do reservations even though the person on the phone there on Wednesday told me they did... and I had set up one.)

Anyways, we both said fuck it and went to a pizza & craft beer place. Talked for hours there. Walked around and talked and dropped the half of the pizza off at my car. Walked around and talked some more. Went to a bar and talked some more while gazing deeply into each other's eyes. Then she offered to drive me back to the parking garage my car was parked at. I brought up Vapenaysh on the way back and it turns out she's a big Ethan & Hila fan as well. Got to my parking garage. Kissed. Thanked her for the wonderful time and wished her a safe trip home.

So... I hope I wasn't imagining things and I really did build up a lot of rapport with this girl.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Then again, if looking at the guy's profiles on Tinder and other dating sites has taught me anything it's that I'm not that unique.

[close]

[benjipwns]

I brought up Vapenaysh on the way back and it turns out she's a big Ethan & Hila fan as well.

alt-right alert, avoid avoid, scream at her about trump's internment camps and how she's a gender traitor next time you see her until she pledges "i'm with her"

[Atramental]

Oh yeah, we both shat on Trump pretty early on.

But that's just proper etiquette in 2016.

[benjipwns]

2016's icebreaker "hey did you hear what Trump said...no, no that was earlier, the newest thing"

[Cerveza mas fina]

Another thing that is bothering me is that I feel like I've been inadvertently coming across as super thirsty this whole entire time. God, when does this mental torture end? 

All men are always completely thirsty all the time.
All women already know this.

The thirst is the realest for those that have had plenty to drink already.

[Phoenix Dark]

Gotcha.

Also, if my date with #2 has taught me anything it's that a date can be fun and spontaneous. (Which date #1 with girl #1 was not)

The restaurant I was planning to go to was jam packed that Saturday with 30 to 45 minute wait time (apparently they don't do reservations even though the person on the phone there on Wednesday told me they did... and I had set up one.)

Anyways, we both said fuck it and went to a pizza & craft beer place. Talked for hours there. Walked around and talked and dropped the half of the pizza off at my car. Walked around and talked some more. Went to a bar and talked some more while gazing deeply into each other's eyes. Then she offered to drive me back to the parking garage my car was parked at. I brought up Vapenaysh on the way back and it turns out she's a big Ethan & Hila fan as well. Got to my parking garage. Kissed. Thanked her for the wonderful time and wished her a safe trip home.

So... I hope I wasn't imagining things and I really did build up a lot of rapport with this girl.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Then again, if looking at the guy's profiles on Tinder and other dating sites has taught me anything it's that I'm not that unique.

[close]

This sounds like a great date, and yea the flexibility definitely made it better. Really seems like the hardest parts of this process are over for you man. There have been times in my life where my anxiety would make an abrupt change in plans like that stressful/a problem, and might have ruined the situation. I know you have similar issues so yoo bro, you're doing good breh.


Seems like it went really well. Just remember not to take things personally. Always assume she's operating like you are, IE she is still using tinder and looking at other options. Doesn't mean you should be like "well fuck that I won't try as hard," it just means you know your eggs aren't all in one basket. It also means you should try to set up another date soon. BTW did you suggest the restaurant? If so let her pick what you guys do next time.

[Atramental]

I suggested the (initial) restaurant, yes.

And then later that night I said for next time (if there ever is a next time) I'd be cool driving down to her area to hang out instead of her having to drive 45 minutes to my area. And, at the time, she sounded receptive to that idea.

Also, last night while I was asleep I got 3 more matches but 1 is an hour away from me and 2 of them are 2 hours away from me. Not living in a dense urban area sucks sometimes...

[Mupepe]

Sorry if it's been asked already, but what did her hair smell like?

[CatsCatsCats]

Nice man, way to be flexible on the date, that's really good!

[Atramental]

I'm probably going to message all 3 of these girls later tonight when I get home from work but I'm kinda anxious that #2 will end up getting back to me on Wednesday and then I'll end up having to juggle 3 girls (assuming they're not bots) + #2.

Update: Just messaged 4 girls.

Also, I tried getting Tinder Plus and it charged my credit card but it hasn't activated on my account. Went ahead and contacted customer support but I don't know if that's going to help or not.

[Tasty]

You're thinking way too far ahead on unsure things right now. Take it easy.

This has been Pallando for the past 10 pages

Of which he's been 80% of posts

Slow down breh

[Madrun Badrun]

I remember when I felt like Pall, all hopeful about life and shit. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I resisted my urges to post about it though. 

[close]

[Atramental]

Speaking of thinking way too far ahead... look at what came in the mail today.



Context:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43620.msg2181903#msg2181903

[Rufus]

Good luck.

[CatsCatsCats]

Cmon man, don't roll into this like

[Atramental]

Don't worry.

I'm saving this mint shit for when me and my SO have had sex multiple times and have gotten used to each other sexually. Then one night I'll be like, "Hey, babe. I wanna try something different tonight."  

[Phoenix Dark]

[king of the internet]

Tried jerkin with it yet? 

[Atramental]

Tried jerkin with it yet? 

Nah. That seems too risky.

I'll probably only put it on my lips ( pause ) and see if it tingles there.

edit: Just tested it. It just tingles like your typical peppermint candy.

But it must feel crazy on dat bean tho. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Did you test it on your lips or dick? Might as well rub a bit down there, I know it can be used on guys (according to the research I've done on the internet, not irl of course).

I'll be ordering my own soon.

[Atramental]

Just my lips.

And I'll just take your word about the dick for now. I got shit to do.

[Mupepe]

[seagrams hotsauce]

I'd be hesitant too. One time I got this tin of super minty gum called Everest or something and made the mistake of swallowing a piece. One of the weirdest shits I've ever taken in my life.

[Atramental]

Got Tinder Plus working.

Checking out Saudi Arabia.

[Tasty]

Got Tinder Plus working.

Checking out Saudi Arabia.

That's my pet name for Wrath, bitch. 😒

[Atramental]

Got Tinder Plus working.

Checking out Saudi Arabia.

That's my pet name for Wrath, bitch. 😒

Don't worry, I'm over in Israel now. 👌

Edit: Now Russia.

Someone in the world is gonna get a minty vag, I'll tell you hwat.

edit: just super liked some chick in Russia. 🌚

edit: hopped over to Berlin and here's the first profile I came across:

"Intelligent Sub looking for a man with a dominant personality. I'm submissive in bed, but nothing close to that in outside of the bedroom. Not interested in sex only.

Deutsch geht auch"

There's only one image of her holding a collar. Can't make out a face.

[chronovore]

You're thinking way too far ahead on unsure things right now. Take it easy.

This has been Pallando for the past 10 pages

Of which he's been 80% of posts

Slow down breh

You could always hop in and let us know how things are going in downtown Bonertown.

[Atramental]

Been reading some articles/posts and seems like it's not uncommon for first dates to go really well and then absolutely nothing happens afterwards.

[CatsCatsCats]

Been reading some articles/posts and seems like it's not uncommon for first dates to go really well and then absolutely nothing happens afterwards.

Stahp

[Brehvolution]

(Image removed from quote.)

[tiesto]

edit: hopped over to Berlin and here's the first profile I came across:

"Intelligent Sub looking for a man with a dominant personality. I'm submissive in bed, but nothing close to that in outside of the bedroom. Not interested in sex only.

Deutsch geht auch"

There's only one image of her holding a collar. Can't make out a face.

I'd go for it because she can probably get me into Berghain...

[Atramental]

Got Tinder Plus working.

Checking out Saudi Arabia.

Thoughts?

A lot of Malaysians and bunch of weird profiles that don't really show anything except some tacky Web 2.0 art or random photos.

Then again, I only swiped through about 20 profiles.