Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[CatsCatsCats]

What is Tinder Plus?

[Atramental]

Basically a paid version of tinder that allows you to swipe right as many times as possible and let's you hop around the globe.

And there's a bunch of other features but I don't have time to really explain them all.

[CatsCatsCats]

Tinder sounds like a nightmare, glad I missed that one

[Tasty]

Grindr

[Atramental]

Heterosexual courtship rituals

[CatsCatsCats]

Grindr

You a straight up motha fuckin dick pig

[Tasty]

Grindr

You a straight up motha fuckin dick pig

I actually haven't used it in 1.5+ years.

[Tasty]

Grindr

You a straight up motha fuckin dick pig

Also, slut shaming?

[Tasty]

Heterosexual courtship rituals

This is how I imagine it:

[Madrun Badrun]

It's only slut shaming if you can feel shame. 

[CatsCatsCats]

You sayin there's something shameful about being a dick pig?

[Madrun Badrun]

Well I do seem to tease PD every day about it. 

[Atramental]

Sorry that I keep on harping on this but I'm not crazy in thinking that girl #2 is going to flake on me/already found someone better, right?

[Phoenix Dark]

Sorry that I keep on harping on this but I'm not crazy in thinking that girl #2 is going to flake on me/already found someone better, right?

Did you set something up already, or just small talk texts? Lock that shit down breh.

[Atramental]

She never responded to my first text (after the date) on Monday. 

[Phoenix Dark]

She never responded to my first text (after the date) on Monday. 

damn

Ok in that case don't send more texts, let her text you. You don't want to see thirsty and it's not like she owes you a response. Maybe she wasn't feeling it. Maybe she's busy. Don't stress it.


Just keep grinding the other options.

[king of the internet]

Never double text.  (unless the first one didn't require a response obv.)

[Samson Manhug]

If you double text, make sure that second text is "pls respond"

[Atramental]

I'm going to die alone. Again. 

[Huff]

Since you have her number, just add on snapchat and send a dick pic to show her you are still interested

[Atramental]

Well, I guess the good news is that I finally have a weekend where I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. 

[toku]

stop caring

[toku]

stop caring

[eleuin]

Jerking it with that peppermint is better use of your time than reading dating articles

[I'm a Puppy!]

stop caring

[toku]

I didn't mean to double post but

[nudemacusers]

I'm going to die alone. Again. 

[chronovore]

I didn't mean to double post but

It worked for me.

[Madrun Badrun]

Just don't image her in the hot languid clutches of Chad Thundercock.  Just don't do it. 

[Atramental]

Too late.

I should've just went for it and gave her a big smooch on the lips (then again... a Chad probably fucked her mouth already ) while we were grinning at each other in her car. I didn't take any initiative. I just sat there like a brain dead invalid. 

edit: I probably need to start asking for girl's numbers IRL. This Tinder shit makes me feel like I am but one average dick in a endless sea of dicks.

[Madrun Badrun]

Meh those kinds of should haves are almost never realistic.  Also, statistically, she has an STD

spoiler (click to show/hide)

from Chad Thundercock

[close]

[tiesto]

I didn't mean to double post but

The best is how the same people liked both posts.

[I'm a Puppy!]

No offense Pallo, I may not be hip with the kids and their facespace and mybooks but maybe starting on Tinder is a bit like diving into the deep end?

[Atramental]

Eh, it's less scary than going up to some random girl and asking for her number.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Maybe other sites like OK Cupid or Plenty of Fish? Farmers only???

[Phoenix Dark]

Or just cut the bullshit and do Seeking Arrangement.

[Atramental]

Maybe other sites like OK Cupid or Plenty of Fish? Farmers only???

Those sites typically want you to write up a résumé about yourself and take super in depth surveys which just ends up alienating you from most women that use that (OKC) site.

Also, they would always match me with these grotesque women.

With Tinder I at least got two dates with two fairly attractive women under my belt. With OKC I got zilch.

[Atramental]

Not directly and not recently. Also, a couple of my friends are kinda in the same boat as me.

Also, I just recently learned that one of my friends from college is actually heavily medicated and turned into a super extrovert once he started taking his meds during his freshman year of college. So... he kinda has this abnormal advantage with women.

I once asked him, back in college (not BJU. the other one I ended up at afterwards) if he could help me out in some way and he was like "Errr. I don't know what to say, man. Sorry. Best of luck."

[Atramental]

Okay okay. Christ.

[brawndolicious]

Jesus christ, the girl might just be busy with stuff and doesn't have time to respond yet. She doesn't owe you shit but you're acting like she signed your wizard application for you.

Seriously, stop caring.

For sure. The dude is flipping between the proper smooch technique and buying menthol clit cream. He is in maximum pussy-pedestaling mode which is unhealthy and he needs to realize that feelings are usually a mutual thing rather than fussing all over his "methodology". Pallando boy, send her a text again tomorrow saying:

"I think I like you......so I wouldn't be opposed at all to hanging out again this weekend. No worries though if you didn't think we mesh and good luck to you out there. =]"

And boom. You get over the fact that this shit is supposed to feel painful and awkward when it's real motherfucking life.

[CatsCatsCats]

 

[toku]

I still and will always believe in you Pollando. Gonna be a beautiful moment when you come back in her you got the cheeks but then you're like "that was it..? I wasted so much of my life worrying about this?" but bless up.

[Mupepe]

print out a picture from her profile, jerk off on it and then take a picture and send it to her.

"for you, bae"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

bae is what the cool kids say now, right?

[close]

[Samson Manhug]

Pallando boy, send her a text again tomorrow saying:

"I think I like you [...]"

wait what

Pallando, I recommend not to send defeatist, passive aggressive texts like this.

[Phoenix Dark]

Also if she responds with "oh hey I was busy sorry blah blah blah" don't respond ASAP. Take your time too. Don't want to look thirsty. I'm not saying wait a day but you know, a couple hours or so.

[fistfulofmetal]

Also, when I got into online dating it took me like 6 months before I actually went on a date with someone. So you've just started and already been on at least one so you're already miles ahead of me.

[Atramental]

print out a picture from her profile, jerk off on it and then take a picture and send it to her.

"for you, bae"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

bae is what the cool kids say now, right?

[close]

Ah yes, the Amir0x method of courting women.

I think I'll pass.

Also, when I got into online dating it took me like 6 months before I actually went on a date with someone. So you've just started and already been on at least one so you're already miles ahead of me.

This was on OKC, right?

And I've been on and off struggling with online dating since... I wanna say 2012 (the year I lost a bunch of weight). And I realize now that I can get a date quicker if I figure out what kind of comedy the girl is into and make my sense of humor line up with theirs. And then after a few more back and forths I just say the standard "it's been a joy chatting with you. I have some other obligations I need to attend to. Here's my number. Text me whenever you want this week so we can possibly set something up for this weekend."

 Now I just need to figure out how not to scare them away after the first date.

[Mupepe]

"gotta run, sweet cheeks.  hit me up"

It's all about learning how to talk to a lady.

[Samson Manhug]

"it's been a joy chatting with you. I have some other obligations I need to attend to. Here's my number. Text me whenever you want this week so we can possibly set something up for this weekend."

might as well go all the way and add m'lady at the end of that message

[Atramental]

That's not verbatim, btw.

[Madrun Badrun]

How much worse was the real thing?

[Atramental]

"People are starting to want stuff from me at work so I gotta split. But if you want to chat some more and arrange something for later my number is [number]. Feel free to hit me up whenever this week."

 

This is verbatim what I chatted to #2 on Tinder before she texted me back shortly after.

[Mupepe]

Hit me up before you go go.  Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.

[Atramental]

I don't think many 22 year olds are familiar with Wham! songs unless it was on Family Guy at some point. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

You could always invite her to take on you.

[brawndolicious]

Pallando boy, send her a text again tomorrow saying:

"I think I like you [...]"

wait what

Pallando, I recommend not to send defeatist, passive aggressive texts like this.

I'm extremely sarcastic when it comes to "failure" so that's how I text. Basically I think he should be forward and respectful but not make it seem like he thinks he's running out of chances.

[Atramental]

@brawndoliscious

Did your approach ever get you another date/chance to meet up with them again?


edit: some imbalanced looking cosplayer chick just super liked me...

[Madrun Badrun]

go for it.  Just don't ask them what intersectional feminism is. 

[CatsCatsCats]

@brawndoliscious

Did your approach ever get you another date/chance to meet up with them again?


edit: some unbalanced looking cosplayer chick just super liked me...

I don't usually give this advice but

HIT IT AND QUIT IT

[brawndolicious]

@brawndoliscious

Did your approach ever get you another date/chance to meet up with them again?


edit: some unbalanced looking cosplayer chick just super liked me...

yes I wouldn't give you advice that I wouldn't follow. It might help to know that I dress like an Arab in a Norman Rockwell painting so girls don't usually assume I'm going to be a try-hard simp who just wants to get laid. But I've been where you are waiting for a response and the reason could be that she's not interested or busy/forgetful or that she even thinks I expect something more serious than what she wants. The last one especially makes sense for you since you were a bit shy on your last date.