Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255691 times)

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #10080 on:** October 26, 2016, 07:04:24 AM »

Dude as another awkward loser in dating to another:

You need to stop taking Tinder seriously. It's just another avenue, not the main street. Sending a "feedback message" is creepy and desperate.

You got a date on tinder. A girl found you good enough for that. It did'nt work. Feel good that you got that far and move on.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10081 on:** October 26, 2016, 07:52:47 AM »

When fucking Rahxephon91 of all people is the voice of reason...

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #10082 on:** October 26, 2016, 08:27:52 AM »

Since you're wondering why it's weird to send a feedback request: Either she likes you or she doesn't. And if she doesn't, who cares why? Why would you change yourself to suit some stranger you met once?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10083 on:** October 26, 2016, 08:28:31 AM »

Now is when you should be sending dick pics. Show her what she missed out on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10084 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:17:17 AM »

It didn't work, the end.

Why would she respond to that type of message? She might already think you're weird and now she'll think you're really weird...

You have other matches. Focus on them. If a girl stands you up she has zero interest in seeing you. Move on. Keep looking. Go on as many dates as possible. If you know your awkward-ness is an issue then you should realize getting as much experience as possible will help you. Think of it like grinding in a Japanese RPG that I'd never play of course. You need more XP bro.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10085 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:19:39 AM »

Don't be too hard on him, I totally did something similar once in 6th grade

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10086 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:22:17 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2016, 08:28:31 AM

Now is when you should be sending dick pics. Show her what she missed out on.

Thats how I met my wife

tiesto · « **Reply #10087 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:51:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2016, 09:17:17 AM

It didn't work, the end.

Why would she respond to that type of message? She might already think you're weird and now she'll think you're really weird...

You have other matches. Focus on them. If a girl stands you up she has zero interest in seeing you. Move on. Keep looking. Go on as many dates as possible. If you know your awkward-ness is an issue then you should realize getting as much experience as possible will help you. Think of it like grinding in a Japanese RPG that I'd never play of course. You need more XP bro.

You don't need to grind in most Japanese RPGs

Dating, on the other hand. I feel like I've been running around fighting the same slimes over and over for 34 years.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10088 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:25:28 AM »

You sent a "feedback" message?

Quote

I'm a highly functioning autistic person.

Yeah, about that...

Mupepe · « **Reply #10089 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:29:22 AM »

Would you even listen to the feedback if she gave it to you? You've been ignoring most the advice in this thread for a while now.

Atramental · « **Reply #10090 on:** October 26, 2016, 12:57:23 PM »

You're all right. I won't do that again. But man, I sometimes wish I could get detailed "critiques" of how shit I am at dating and how I can improve. It's how I got better and continue to get better at my job by constantly getting input from my creative director and our clients.

Also, I keep on getting really hot matches in Asheville... I should just move there.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10091 on:** October 26, 2016, 01:06:40 PM »

Don't look at it that way. For most people this isn't a recipe you can adjust to get the perfect result. There's way too many variables at play (most out of your control) with dating and all you're doing is stressing yourself out.

Go out. Have a good time. Learn from your mistakes where possible and get some experience. This should be fun. It's not a job interview, dude. Maybe that's what you've been doing wrong.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10092 on:** October 26, 2016, 01:27:41 PM »

Dating is a performance. You have to just do it. You don't go to the audience and say "Did that work? Was that good?" even when you're workshopping, you see how they react, you mentally note what went well and what didn't. If you don't know what went well and what didn't, keep doing it until you do. Most importantly you keep doing it so that you're better at performing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10093 on:** October 26, 2016, 02:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 26, 2016, 12:57:23 PM

You're all right. I won't do that again. But man, I sometimes wish I could get detailed "critiques" of how shit I am at dating and how I can improve. It's how I got better and continue to get better at my job by constantly getting input from my creative director and our clients.

Also, I keep on getting really hot matches in Asheville... I should just move there.

You could pay someone to do that for you, as a fetish. Seeking Arrangement

Atramental · « **Reply #10094 on:** October 26, 2016, 04:15:35 PM »

Well. I might have a date with a hot single mom this weekend.

Any pointers I should keep in mind?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10095 on:** October 26, 2016, 05:03:08 PM »

pretend to be someone else

Atramental · « **Reply #10096 on:** October 26, 2016, 05:12:02 PM »

An enterprising and fulfilled man that would potentially be a great provider and father?

And not the fucking degenerate, garbage person I am now?

El Babua · « **Reply #10097 on:** October 26, 2016, 05:14:04 PM »

Just be a pal, Pallando.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10098 on:** October 26, 2016, 05:22:57 PM »

If she's still breastfeeding drink some of her milk and report back. Also call her mami or mama a lot. Report back. With mucho details.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10099 on:** October 26, 2016, 05:39:45 PM »

getting a little splash of titty milk the exact same time that you nut inside

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10100 on:** October 26, 2016, 06:14:55 PM »

Act childish but kind, remind her of fertility. She last had a child come out her vajeen, make her want one to go inside her vajeen next.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10101 on:** October 26, 2016, 07:05:36 PM »

Hand her a feedback card at the first of the date and ask her if she could fill it out before the date's over. Offer a free order of breadsticks as incentive.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10102 on:** October 26, 2016, 07:51:15 PM »

Start the date by saying, "So I'm guessing you have done 'the sex' before yes?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10103 on:** October 26, 2016, 08:09:20 PM »

Offer her an Olive Garden coupon if she fills out your quick dating survey.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10104 on:** October 26, 2016, 08:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2016, 02:21:29 PM

Quote from: Pallando on October 26, 2016, 12:57:23 PM
You're all right. I won't do that again. But man, I sometimes wish I could get detailed "critiques" of how shit I am at dating and how I can improve. It's how I got better and continue to get better at my job by constantly getting input from my creative director and our clients.

Also, I keep on getting really hot matches in Asheville... I should just move there.
You could pay someone to do that for you, as a fetish. Seeking Arrangement

Can a wagecuck afford a sugar baby?

Atramental · « **Reply #10105 on:** October 26, 2016, 08:48:49 PM »

Nope. I can not.

Maybe in ten years I can but hopefully I won't be as desperate by then.

Speaking desperation... I felt an urge to text back Hep C girl today. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10106 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:00:08 PM »

Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on October 26, 2016, 08:43:24 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2016, 02:21:29 PM
Quote from: Pallando on October 26, 2016, 12:57:23 PM
You're all right. I won't do that again. But man, I sometimes wish I could get detailed "critiques" of how shit I am at dating and how I can improve. It's how I got better and continue to get better at my job by constantly getting input from my creative director and our clients.

Also, I keep on getting really hot matches in Asheville... I should just move there.
You could pay someone to do that for you, as a fetish. Seeking Arrangement

Can a wagecuck afford a sugar baby?

that's why pay-per-play exists for the broke bois

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10107 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:03:47 PM »

I signed up on SA and some of the dollar amounts these girls were asking for

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10108 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:05:04 PM »

Toku hold me.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10109 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:12:01 PM »

Oh dear

toku · « **Reply #10110 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2016, 09:05:04 PM

Toku hold me.

Atramental · « **Reply #10111 on:** October 26, 2016, 09:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on October 26, 2016, 09:05:11 PM

Yo Atra, serious offer.

You and I go on mock dates via Skype and at the end of them I'll rate your performance.

You get to develop your date skills and I get to work on my character acting and improvisational skills. win-win.

I would have to be inebriated to do this...

Especially if it ends up be being captured and uploaded to YouTube as an unlisted video for The Bore's viewing pleasure.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10112 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:03:38 PM »

Yes. Do it Pallo! And please record the sessions and post them here.

Atramental · « **Reply #10113 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:07:20 PM »

Fuck it. I'll give it a go.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10114 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:09:57 PM »

This is definitely the thread of the year.

king of the internet · « **Reply #10115 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:24:29 PM »

We're gonna need to see this video...👀

Tasty · « **Reply #10116 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:28:18 PM »

Atra, real talk:

I'll pay you $10 over Paypal for nudes. PM me.

Plz respond.

Atramental · « **Reply #10117 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:44:37 PM »

No. I'm not flashing my virgin boy parts for no measly 10 bux

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10118 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:45:03 PM »

I'll paypal $11!

Atramental · « **Reply #10119 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:46:41 PM »

$110,000 minimum and then we can talk.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10120 on:** October 26, 2016, 10:49:34 PM »

So while Sharkie J is giving you dating lessons, I can give you some lessons on Market demand and pricing.

Atramental · « **Reply #10121 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:01:50 PM »

My nudes are probably worth a meal at Taco Bell but I'm using my "set the price so high they can't afford it" tactic.

I do that all the time for freelance work I don't want to do.

Atramental · « **Reply #10122 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:10:38 PM »

True. But Tasty is making a personal request. That always costs more.

Also, I have no idea how free I'm going to be this weekend but that's probably the best time for me to do a Skype call.

Huff · « **Reply #10123 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:14:51 PM »

I'm revoking your couch privileges in Asheville

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10124 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:18:14 PM »

Will this Skype feature fematra?

Atramental · « **Reply #10125 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:35:44 PM »

Quote from: Huff on October 26, 2016, 11:14:51 PM

I'm revoking your couch privileges in Asheville

That's okay.

I might just end up moving there because a large portion of my matches live there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10126 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:42:21 PM »

Will this content require a Bore Gold sub?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10127 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:44:23 PM »

Now watch Pallo get stood up/ghosted by a borean.

chronovore · « **Reply #10128 on:** October 26, 2016, 11:57:14 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 26, 2016, 11:01:50 PM

My nudes are probably worth a meal at Taco Bell but I'm using my "set the price so high they can't afford it" tactic.

I do that all the time for freelance work I don't want to do.

About that: Make sure you price yourself high enough that it's worthwhile, but low enough that it's not going to prevent them from coming back to you later. The client may have work you want later, and overpricing will burn a bridge, such as $11,000 for virgin dick pics.

Atramental · « **Reply #10129 on:** October 27, 2016, 04:39:28 AM »

So I'm noticing a new problem...

I'm matching with solid 7s, 8s, (and, dare I say, 9s) BUT because they're probably in such high demand by the "Chad Thundercocks" I'm getting no responses to my initial messages.

Also, I need to get better at opening messages. My standard "Hey [name], how's your week going? Anything interesting or eventful happen?" isn't going to cut it with these girls because they probably get that all the time.

Atramental · « **Reply #10130 on:** October 27, 2016, 06:19:06 AM »

edit: it has had its hooks in me, more or less, since 2005. This is a chronic ailment.

Rufus · « **Reply #10131 on:** October 27, 2016, 07:36:23 AM »

Pathological issues, I don't think so, but it definitely seems to have re-inforced some strange ideas.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10132 on:** October 27, 2016, 07:51:55 AM »

Use Joey's line: "How you doin'?" and send it with a picture of Joey.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10133 on:** October 27, 2016, 08:35:24 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 27, 2016, 07:51:55 AM

Use Joey's line: "How you doin'?" and send it with a picture of Joey.

TBH this is something fresh that could make you stand out but do young people know anything about Friends? It fails if she doesn't get the reference.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #10134 on:** October 27, 2016, 09:04:06 AM »

Pallando: Are you a koala?

Tinder lady: [any answer it doesn't mantter]

Pallando: Well, you've got all the koalafications [koala emoji, sly face emoji, winking heart emoji]

http://pastebin.com/f91cZvnJ

Huff · « **Reply #10135 on:** October 27, 2016, 09:11:39 AM »

I used to just open by asking where they wanted to meet for happy hour.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10136 on:** October 27, 2016, 09:17:33 AM »

Quote from: Huff on October 27, 2016, 09:11:39 AM

I used to just open by asking where they wanted to meet for happy hour.

"Sure, $1 Baja Blasts are always cool with me"

Huff · « **Reply #10137 on:** October 27, 2016, 09:32:03 AM »

Chips and salsa on me at the chilis bar

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10138 on:** October 27, 2016, 09:46:03 AM »

The only time I used Tinder I matched with a girl who had a picture of herself with a Gizmo doll. My opening line was something about getting her wet. Ya know, cuz Gremlins. It worked and the only reason we didn't meet up was because I canceled at the last minute.

Atramental · « **Reply #10139 on:** October 27, 2016, 10:05:31 AM »

Jesus fucking christ. It's just a constant barrage of attractive Asheville women.

No wonder why I have had such a hard time dating women in my area. My "type" all fled to Asheville to be hippies and manic pixie dream girls.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255691 times)