Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah, I know. I'm not going to communicate with her ever again. It's in the past now.

[Atramental]

Yeah, I know. I'm not going to communicate with her ever again. It's in the past now.

I haven't talked to her in weeks and she lives an hour away from me. She probably has my number blocked at this point. So it's highly unlikely I'm ever going to talk to her again.

Also, it would be very creepy to try and message her on facebook and say sorry I hugged you and brought you in a little too close to my chub. 

[Mupepe]

You should invite the fat chick over for ice cream and to watch the exorcist movie. You'll get laid for sure.

[Atramental]

Why the exorcist? Or can it be any scary movie?

[Atramental]

If you say so. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah, I know. I'm not going to communicate with her ever again. It's in the past now.

I haven't talked to her in weeks and she lives an hour away from me. She probably has my number blocked at this point. So it's highly unlikely I'm ever going to talk to her again.

Also, it would be very creepy to try and message her on facebook and say sorry I hugged you and brought you in a little too close to my chub. 

Oh I think I confused girls

[Mupepe]

Why the exorcist? Or can it be any scary movie?

It just has to be graphic so that she uses your strong shoulder to cover her eyes.

[nudemacusers]

1st date movies:

the notebook

bible black

marley & me

urotsukidoji

the secretary

baby's day out

[I'm a Puppy!]

Mac has the most swag of all

[Tasty]

1st date movies:

the notebook

bible black

marley & me

urotsukidoji

the secretary

baby's day out

Expanded list:

Crazy Stupid Love

Boku No Pico

Basic Instinct

500 Days of Summer

30 Days of Night

Groundhog Day

Cannibal Holocaust

Ghostbusters 2016

[king of the internet]

Scary movies have always been a good choice for me. They're fun but they also get the juices flowing if u know what I mean.

[CatsCatsCats]

Puppet Master might make a good one

Mostly I just remembered Puppet Master, someone member with me

[king of the internet]

It Follows would be a great choice imo 

[toku]

+1 for urotsukidoji. Excellent date movie.

[Atramental]

Hmmm. It's got monsters raping girls doesn't it? I'm gonna pass on that.

[Atramental]

Okay... so Hipster chick texted me back at 2:45 am saying that she is staying in her college town which is a two hour drive instead of Asheville which is an one hour drive...

So not to seem desperate or weird I'm not going to suggest that I'm going to drive two hours just to get coffee in some small NC town and then drive back another two hours.

I'm patient enough to wait for another opportunity to meet in Asheville on the next weekend BUT then I'm also racing against the clock of her own interest in me and against other guys who are closer to her geographically than I am...

Fuck.

I don't know what to do. 

[chronovore]

Do what you want.

Then again, if you were even thinking about driving two hours for someone you haven't yet met, that has its own reek of desperation.

Reschedule.

[Atramental]

I'm going to suggest we try to meet up in the middle some other time and that we just get to know each other better over texts.

[nudemacusers]

Hmmm. It's got monsters raping girls doesn't it? I'm gonna pass on that.

most of it is consensual, save some female teacher tentacle + female student action. but that lezzy stuff so it's cool either way.

[Atramental]

I asked her if she likes Neutral Milk Hotel. She says she adores them. 

[Atramental]

Good. Gooood. 

[nudemacusers]

skip, liking good music means she has standards and you don't want that.

[Atramental]

Don't worry. I have a gothy pagan pear shaped chick in the hopper as well. 

[Phoenix Dark]

 

pallando on a scale of Kent to 10, where are you on the conversation scale?

[Atramental]

With a couple of dates under my belt now like a 5 to 7.

I was kinda like Kent on my first tinder date.

[chronovore]

[Atramental]

I gotta know your secret, Wrath. How do you convince these women to sleep with you so fast?

[Atramental]

Yeah but... there must be a replicatable technique of some kind. 

[Atramental]

Oh my god. I want to get married and have a baby with this hipster chick. 

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kidding.

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maybe.

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[CatsCatsCats]

Just, don't start angling that way or hinting that or have a big moment where you spill that you have strong feelings, k? Play it interested but not desperate or overly invested

[Atramental]

Don't worry. I haven't really reached that stage of infatuation yet.

I'm just stoked that we seem to vibing pretty well in our text convos. Also, I've learned how to ask better and more thought provoking questions.

edit: Also, I need to get better at leaving text convos "hanging" and not being so formal & telling them I'll ttyl. But that's what I do whenever I'm having an engaging text convo with a friend so... eh.

[Atramental]

Matched with another hot 21 y/o.

Since the 5 other girls, I was in contact with, fell off the face of the earth I'll just go ahead and juggle her and her hipster counterpart.

[Phoenix Dark]

What happened to the girl you were planning on meeting for coffee soon?

[Atramental]

breh maybe you should try someone a bit older

young girls want guys who know what they're doing, that's why they love men who are much older than they are

I think an older woman might be more patient with a young buck who's clusmy like you

I've never been able to match with an older woman. Just young ones. They can smell inexperience a mile away.

What happened to the girl you were planning on meeting for coffee soon?

We're still chatting. She told me specifically where we could meet in Asheville just last night.

[Samson Manhug]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night. She had a cute friend with her so I asked her out. She agreed. Today she texted me and said that she found out from my cousin that I'm 31 and she's not interested anymore. I think she's 24.

[Atramental]

That's probably why the 19 y/o bailed. She was way too young for me.

[Mupepe]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night. She had a cute friend with her so I asked her out. She agreed. Today she texted me and said that she found out from my cousin that I'm 31 and she's not interested anymore. I think she's 24.

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[Tasty]

[Atramental]

Maybe 5th time's the charm. We shall see.

[Joe Molotov]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night.

MUPEPE ALERT

[Phoenix Dark]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night. She had a cute friend with her so I asked her out. She agreed. Today she texted me and said that she found out from my cousin that I'm 31 and she's not interested anymore. I think she's 24.

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Disrespect the troops brehettes.

[Brehvolution]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night. She had a cute friend with her so I asked her out. She agreed. Today she texted me and said that she found out from my cousin that I'm 31 and she's not interested anymore. I think she's 24.

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Even outside of active duty, you are still dodging bullets.

[nudemacusers]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night. She had a cute friend with her so I asked her out. She agreed. Today she texted me and said that she found out from my cousin that I'm 31 and she's not interested anymore. I think she's 24.

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[chronovore]

I met up with my cousin at the bar on Saturday night. She had a cute friend with her so I asked her out. She agreed. Today she texted me and said that she found out from my cousin that I'm 31 and she's not interested anymore. I think she's 24.

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Even outside of active duty, you are still dodging bullets.

  /thread

Yeah, my first thought was the same thing: dodged a bullet. Anyone who meets you, talks with you, agrees to meet again, and then flakes based on something minor -- well, you're lucky you didn't have to invest more than you did.

[Atramental]

I really hope me and hipster girl get together this weekend. We're still chatting back and forth so that's a good sign. Just have to get through Thursday and I'll ask her again if she's still down to get coffee at that coffee shop/bookstore in Asheville.  And if not I will no joke offer to drive 100 miles to her small town just so I can say I dated a super cute girl that rivals Brand New's gf's attractiveness.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm...honored?

[Atramental]

edit: ronito is right. this is too creepy. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just when I thought Pallo couldn't get creepier

[Atramental]

She might be religious, as well...

Hopefully not to the point that she won't date a non-religious guy like myself. 

[Phoenix Dark]

[chronovore]

http://observer.com/2016/11/tinder-just-became-trans-and-non-conforming-inclusive-with-37-new-gender-options/

[chronovore]

What's the point?

Well, I'm guessing it's easier to filter your desired search results?

Sadly, if their data is ever sifted and incorporated with bigger data results, it would also mean that Bannon's and Pence's Thought Police will have an easier time targeting non-cis-heteronormative individuals, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Promiscuous republicans are all hiding out on Grindr anyway.

[Atramental]

[Atramental]

She might be religious, as well...

Hopefully not to the point that she won't date a non-religious guy like myself. 

Also, I saw a pic of her dad...

I look like her dad...

   

[I'm a Puppy!]

She might be religious, as well...

Hopefully not to the point that she won't date a non-religious guy like myself. 

Also, I saw a pic of her dad...

I look like her dad...

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http://www.wikihow.com/Live-a-Life-of-Celibacy

[Atramental]

I'm going to bed before I say any more weird shit...

[brawndolicious]

Why is Pallando wasting hours of time on the weekends to talk to these girls but so afraid to actually talk to them? Maybe I'm in a bubble since I've always been a talkative type and confident in that but I mean like...your dick is never going to ask a girl out. And frankly isn't charming enough to get them to fall for you.

Trust me on that.

[nudemacusers]

I'm going to bed before I say any more weird shit...

[Atramental]

And suddenly, out of no where, a beautiful 18 year old Chinese exchange student in my city is chatting with me. 

Her English could use some work though.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Shut up and be grateful if you get your dick wet through fuckin' smoke signals dawg