Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247281 times)

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10440 on:** November 17, 2016, 12:41:16 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on November 17, 2016, 12:23:06 AM

I kinda get it.

People with anxiety legitimately are ok 99% of the time. They can even psyche themselves up into thinking they're perfectly fine. Anxiety often kicks in at the moment and completely fucks with your thinking and makes you do stupid stuff... despite knowing better. Even though I've always flourished under stress, anxiety limited my ability to date beyond being introduced by people I knew.

You know, I understand that. But a lot of it is stuff he's becoming aware of as he goes through it (ie: the process of self-sabotage) and while he's getting better at realizing it, he needs a shift in his attitude towards failure.

Pallando, the only thing you need to know is that when it comes to courtship, there is absolutely no downside to being overconfident.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10441 on:** November 17, 2016, 12:53:42 PM »

holy fuck pallando at least youre fucking with us in this thread cause goddamn

Atramental · « **Reply #10442 on:** November 17, 2016, 01:02:27 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on November 17, 2016, 12:38:42 PM

Quote from: Pallando on November 17, 2016, 12:00:27 PM
Her English could use some work though.

I'm done.

I'm out.

Fuck you for wasting my time reading your bullshit.

tiesto · « **Reply #10443 on:** November 17, 2016, 01:03:12 PM »

Pallando, do you have anything like the Dale Carnegie Course that you can take? I took it at my last job and it really helped me with public speaking and interpersonal/professional relationships.

Atramental · « **Reply #10444 on:** November 17, 2016, 01:38:41 PM »

I could be doing toast masters but it would disruptive to my work schedule.

And I'm fine at conversations with girls once I get comfortable (aka had a few drinks).

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10445 on:** November 17, 2016, 01:48:11 PM »

Sure.

Atramental · « **Reply #10446 on:** November 17, 2016, 02:01:46 PM »

Woot! Got a date with her this Friday.

edit: and she's real. I checked.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10447 on:** November 17, 2016, 02:20:52 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #10448 on:** November 17, 2016, 02:58:22 PM »

From what I've seen a friend go through, Chinese women are great up until the point they start pushing for marriage.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10449 on:** November 17, 2016, 03:07:20 PM »

Oh, I don't think you really need to worry about that.

tiesto · « **Reply #10450 on:** November 17, 2016, 03:18:43 PM »

I dated a Chinese girl for a month or two, she was pretty, had a great job as a patent lawyer for big pharma (made close to $200k a year), Yale grad... but she was disappointed that I "only" drove an Acura (a step down from Lexus according to her) and was surprised when she asked "you're an engineer, you probably make 6 figures, right?" and I said no, and then kept urging me to get a tuxedo for 'social events'. Yeah... definitely not my 'scene' if ya will. I mean I don't do bad for myself (single guy who owns his own place is a rarity on the island) but not quite that level...

Met some cute Chinese girls at a party I went to a few weeks ago who didn't seem nearly as crazy, but they all lived in Queens, which is a bit of a hike for me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10451 on:** November 17, 2016, 03:28:06 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on November 17, 2016, 03:18:43 PM

I dated a Chinese girl for a month or two, she was pretty, had a great job as a patent lawyer for big pharma (made close to $200k a year), Yale grad... but she was disappointed that I "only" drove an Acura (a step down from Lexus according to her) and was surprised when she asked "you're an engineer, you probably make 6 figures, right?" and I said no, and then kept urging me to get a tuxedo for 'social events'. Yeah... definitely not my 'scene' if ya will. I mean I don't do bad for myself (single guy who owns his own place is a rarity on the island) but not quite that level...

Met some cute Chinese girls at a party I went to a few weeks ago who didn't seem nearly as crazy, but they all lived in Queens, which is a bit of a hike for me.

If I can borrow from Pallando's creepy swag for a second....how was the sex?

Atramental · « **Reply #10452 on:** November 17, 2016, 04:50:03 PM »

*slams foot long dick on a table*

https://imgur.com/a/iJ7I6

Just went balls to the wall with this one because she was literally taking a day to respond to only two of my messages.

Bebpo · « **Reply #10453 on:** November 17, 2016, 05:03:47 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on November 17, 2016, 03:18:43 PM

I dated a Chinese girl for a month or two, she was pretty, had a great job as a patent lawyer for big pharma (made close to $200k a year), Yale grad... but she was disappointed that I "only" drove an Acura (a step down from Lexus according to her) and was surprised when she asked "you're an engineer, you probably make 6 figures, right?" and I said no, and then kept urging me to get a tuxedo for 'social events'. Yeah... definitely not my 'scene' if ya will. I mean I don't do bad for myself (single guy who owns his own place is a rarity on the island) but not quite that level...

Met some cute Chinese girls at a party I went to a few weeks ago who didn't seem nearly as crazy, but they all lived in Queens, which is a bit of a hike for me.

Wow, I've never been on a date with anyone who brought up money & status stuff. You always hear about that, but I didn't think people actually did stuff like be disappointed your car isn't expensive enough

My car's had pretty moderate cosmetic damage on the back for like 3 years and I never fixed it because "eh, it's not gonna effect how the car drives" and who gives a shit how your car looks like. I have a feeling someone like this would not approve

Atramental · « **Reply #10454 on:** November 17, 2016, 05:10:01 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on November 17, 2016, 04:56:01 PM

so wordy

I'm no girl but that reads like such a major turn off omg

Bish. Let me cook.

Also, she can ignore my ass for all I care. I've got bigger fish to fry.

edit: Also, the fact that I'm matching with solid 8s is making my ego sky rocket.

Atramental · « **Reply #10455 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:06:55 PM »

Hipster girl still keeping in contact.

I was getting worried there for a second. She went silent longer than usual.

Atramental · « **Reply #10456 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:16:06 PM »

If I'm being completely honest with myself... getting laid multiple times is probably not going to help either.

toku · « **Reply #10457 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:27:48 PM »

Plz just fuck something soon

Atramental · « **Reply #10458 on:** November 17, 2016, 08:53:14 PM »

Quote from: toku on November 17, 2016, 08:27:48 PM

Plz just fuck something soon

Atramental · « **Reply #10459 on:** November 18, 2016, 08:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 17, 2016, 08:06:55 PM

Hipster girl still keeping in contact.

I was getting worried there for a second. She went silent longer than usual.

Well, I'm on the final stretch now... we shall she if a whole week of texting and her saying she would text me back details today comes to fruition. And if not. Wow.

I'll definitely be using tinder less and hitting up bars more from this point on.

Atramental · « **Reply #10460 on:** November 19, 2016, 12:12:55 AM »

Just got done chatting with a polyamorus 31 y/o on Bumble (I've seen her on Tinder before but we never matched there). I also (implicitly) told her via a question that I was a virgin and she didn't seem to mind.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10461 on:** November 19, 2016, 06:57:29 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 19, 2016, 12:12:55 AM

Just got done chatting with a polyamorus 31 y/o on Bumble (I've seen her on Tinder before but we never matched there). I also (implicitly) told her via a question that I was a virgin and she didn't seem to mind.

This thread is not your LiveJournal

zomgee · « **Reply #10462 on:** November 19, 2016, 03:48:57 PM »

It's like Scott Pilgrim mixed with Cameron Frye.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10463 on:** November 19, 2016, 04:04:36 PM »

It's like high school mixed with not having sex.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10464 on:** November 19, 2016, 06:05:44 PM »

A lot of balls (pussy) are being juggled in the air. I hope you catch one Pallando.

and by catch I mean bang one of the balls.

Atramental · « **Reply #10465 on:** November 19, 2016, 07:07:22 PM »

So far...

The 21 y/o hipster girl has gone silent.
The other 21 y/o responded "ok" to my message about how we can watch star trek and cuddle. I sent her a gif of a guy walking on thin ice and falling through because it's obvious that I botched that up. She still hasn't unmatched me yet. Which baffles me.
The 19 y/o Chinese girl will probably not text me back until after she gets her portfolio together for a review at her school on Sunday. And she's probably going to go silent as well if I had to guess.
Me and the 31 y/o are still texting each other back and forth.

zomgee · « **Reply #10466 on:** November 19, 2016, 07:17:26 PM »

I envision black and white photos of women in a small smoky room, with long pieces of yarn tied on these pictures leading to words, phrases, and research.

Atramental · « **Reply #10467 on:** November 19, 2016, 07:20:32 PM »

That room is my brain, dawg.

Boogie · « **Reply #10468 on:** November 19, 2016, 08:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 19, 2016, 04:04:36 PM

It's like high school mixed with not having sex.

So, it's like high school.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10469 on:** November 19, 2016, 08:58:46 PM »

So good friends of mine (well I'm more friends with the dude) have split after a decade of dating. Very strange, not sure what to make of it or how to proceed. She initiated, everything seemed ok when I saw them in september but I guess she just felt her career and etc required her to need a personal break. I don't know where I'm going with this really but it's just... strange. I'm not even sure if they're totally finished or not, dating lacks the formal clear cut of a divorce. I guess this is something I'll have to adjust to as I get older considering divorce rates.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10470 on:** November 19, 2016, 10:00:17 PM »

I introduced my gf to my family. That was interesting.

Quote from: Boogie on November 19, 2016, 08:02:37 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 19, 2016, 04:04:36 PM
It's like high school mixed with not having sex.

So, it's like high school.

:'(

Atramental · « **Reply #10471 on:** November 20, 2016, 01:25:09 AM »

LiveJournal: Went to a bar and was flirting with a girl that was a solid 4 looks wise but had a solid 8 personality. She seemed eager to meet me again later and my drunk self was ready to bed her asap. But I went home before I got too drunk and did something foolish.

Atramental · « **Reply #10472 on:** November 20, 2016, 01:42:21 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #10473 on:** November 20, 2016, 01:52:38 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on November 19, 2016, 08:02:37 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 19, 2016, 04:04:36 PM
It's like high school mixed with not having sex.

So, it's like high school.

It's impossible to believe HS Boogie was not getting action.

Boogie · « **Reply #10474 on:** November 20, 2016, 06:57:48 AM »

haha, ohhh no, I was co-captain of Virgin-GAF until like 2006.

Raist · « **Reply #10475 on:** November 20, 2016, 08:51:14 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 20, 2016, 01:25:09 AM

But I went home before I got too drunk and did something foolish.

Quote from: Pallando on November 20, 2016, 01:42:21 AM

dp

Like, to yourself?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10476 on:** November 20, 2016, 10:17:20 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 20, 2016, 01:25:09 AM

LiveJournal: Went to a bar and was flirting with a girl that was a solid 4 looks wise but had a solid 8 personality. She seemed eager to meet me again later and my drunk self was ready to bed her asap. But I went home before I got too drunk and did something foolish.

Youre supposed to be doing foolish things. Omg.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10477 on:** November 20, 2016, 10:31:37 AM »

This thread jumped the shark.

Atramental · « **Reply #10478 on:** November 20, 2016, 10:32:08 AM »

She was with friends. And I didn't quite know how to pull her away.

Probably should've gave her my number...

Atramental · « **Reply #10479 on:** November 20, 2016, 11:03:50 AM »

Tell me something I don't know.

toku · « **Reply #10480 on:** November 20, 2016, 11:16:59 AM »

Bless up

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10481 on:** November 20, 2016, 02:37:53 PM »

what is a solid 4? We need to know.

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 19, 2016, 11:29:44 PM

Quote from: brawndolicious on November 19, 2016, 10:00:17 PM
I introduced my gf to my family. That was interesting.

How did that go?

I surprised them. Got all sorts of religious advice on the "proper" process to go through. It was everything I ever dreamed of.

Atramental · « **Reply #10482 on:** November 20, 2016, 03:08:26 PM »

A 4 is just my dumb self trying quantify beauty.

Let's just say she's atypical looking but cute in some weird way.

Quote from: Pallando on November 20, 2016, 10:32:08 AM

She was with friends. And I didn't quite know how to pull her away.

Probably should've gave her my number...

I just right swiped one of her friends on Tinder. Let's see if that leads to anything.

Beezy · « **Reply #10483 on:** November 20, 2016, 05:13:22 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 19, 2016, 08:58:46 PM

So good friends of mine (well I'm more friends with the dude) have split after a decade of dating. Very strange, not sure what to make of it or how to proceed. She initiated, everything seemed ok when I saw them in september but I guess she just felt her career and etc required her to need a personal break. I don't know where I'm going with this really but it's just... strange. I'm not even sure if they're totally finished or not, dating lacks the formal clear cut of a divorce. I guess this is something I'll have to adjust to as I get older considering divorce rates.

A personal break for some new dick.

chronovore · « **Reply #10484 on:** November 20, 2016, 05:17:16 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on November 20, 2016, 06:57:48 AM

haha, ohhh no, I was co-captain of Virgin-GAF until like 2006.

Boogie · « **Reply #10485 on:** November 20, 2016, 08:07:10 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 20, 2016, 05:17:16 PM

Quote from: Boogie on November 20, 2016, 06:57:48 AM
haha, ohhh no, I was co-captain of Virgin-GAF until like 2006.

I've, uhh, I've come a long way since then.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10486 on:** November 20, 2016, 08:18:04 PM »

I still remember when Boogie posted his first time getting laid. I feel like, in some small way, we all got laid that day.

chronovore · « **Reply #10487 on:** November 20, 2016, 08:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2016, 08:18:04 PM

I still remember when Boogie posted his first time getting laid. I feel like, in some small way, we all got laid that day.

Better than Nov. 8, when I feel like we all got fucked.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10488 on:** November 20, 2016, 11:27:01 PM »

my first time was in 2011 and woof. It was terrible

honestly sex for me was terrible until like 2014

Tasty · « **Reply #10489 on:** November 20, 2016, 11:54:35 PM »

2013 for me. Also terrible.

Raist · « **Reply #10490 on:** November 21, 2016, 02:55:27 AM »

1999.

Fuck me, I'm old :'(

chronovore · « **Reply #10491 on:** November 21, 2016, 04:03:39 AM »

1983.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10492 on:** November 21, 2016, 05:49:27 AM »

I was born in 83... and I don't know my dad.

...

Dad?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10493 on:** November 21, 2016, 08:34:06 AM »

2002 and I've always liked it.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10494 on:** November 21, 2016, 09:23:16 AM »

First time was 2 years ago and it was fun as hell.

Atramental · « **Reply #10495 on:** November 21, 2016, 09:44:08 AM »

To the relief of some (if not all), I'm taking a break from dating.

I have a bunch of other important shit that I've been putting off and it's about time I went back to it.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #10496 on:** November 21, 2016, 10:26:37 AM »

I remember this same post last week!

Atramental · « **Reply #10497 on:** November 21, 2016, 10:30:32 AM »

I was probably mulling it over as a possibility then.

But after having 4 different women (correction: 5) ghost on me in one week... yeah, it's time to take a break.

edit: I just don't have the mental stamina to be conversing/persuading total strangers that I'm a suitable partner for a full week with zero payoff at the end.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #10498 on:** November 21, 2016, 10:34:55 AM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on November 01, 2016, 11:28:11 AM

I'm going to say it again:

Disregard females; acquire aesthetics.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10499 on:** November 21, 2016, 11:50:47 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 21, 2016, 10:30:32 AM

I was probably mulling it over as a possibility then.

But after having 4 different women (correction: 5) ghost on me in one week... yeah, it's time to take a break.

edit: I just don't have the mental stamina to be conversing/persuading total strangers that I'm a suitable partner for a full week with zero payoff at the end.

lol. Good luck then.

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seriously, the trick is to be so good at it that even if you fail you learn, so every step is a step forward and not draining. Also, it helps if you don't get emotionally invested in people so early on.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247281 times)