Author Topic: Anyone here ever been to jail? (Read 2119 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** August 12, 2011, 09:50:08 AM »

Not me. Because in jail, I can't get two of the things that I love. Money, and pussy.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:58:43 AM »

you can get plenty of manpussy

Boogie · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:03:26 AM »

Yes.

Oh, wait, that's not how you meant.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:05:36 AM »

You should have PM'd T234 instead of making this thread.

Boogie · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:08:31 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 12, 2011, 10:05:36 AM

You should have PM'd T234 instead of making this thread.

I was totally thinking "I wonder if this thread will light up the Thor-signal?"

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:57:33 AM »

nope never, not even a holding cell, my record is as clean as can be, not even one speeding ticket (i got out of one in court and have a warning that lasts for four more months)

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:18:13 AM »

A douche cop once threatened to arrest me and even went as far as to call a wagon but in the end the only thing he did was spill my fucking drink :mad

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2011, 01:23:47 PM »

I have never been incarcerated. Ever. Been REALLY close to being jailed several times, and am currently on the hook for the porn store citations though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2011, 01:26:06 PM »

I've been in county before. Meh.

We bailed my father in law out Monday night from a DWI and he acted like it was the scariest thing ever

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2011, 01:43:28 PM »

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 12, 2011, 11:18:13 AM

A pig once threatened to arrest me and even went as far as to call a wagon but in the end the only thing he did was spill my fucking drink :mad

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:09:14 PM »

I spent the night in county once for speeding, but that's the only time. It really wasn't so bad.

chronovore · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:47:35 PM »

No.

Quote from: Diunx on August 12, 2011, 11:18:13 AM

A douche cop once threatened to arrest me and even went as far as to call a wagon but in the end the only thing he did was spill my fucking drink :mad

That sounds like a good story.

drew · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:42:08 PM »

you can't get arrested for speeding what

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:01:03 PM »

well then that wouldn't be going to jail for SPEEDING now would it?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:09:10 PM »

I don't even understand speeding anyways. All you do is shave off like one extra minute.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:11:01 PM »

because it's fun.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:40:10 PM »

I expected T234 to say something like "only once, 20 year sentence. I broke out after 1 year, but that's all I can say..."

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:58:11 PM »

hellz yeah son

tehjaybo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:26:38 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 12, 2011, 07:56:38 PM

Um, yes you can if it's fast enough. It can charged as reckless driving.

Yep. 101 in a 70. The guy was not having a good night anyway. He spent the whole ride back on the phone with some family member talking about family drama. I kinda felt bad for the guy, except never read me my miranda rights and was grabbing my arm and jerking me around and cursing at me.

lennedsay · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:53:44 AM »

Here, anything 100+ mph is jail.

Clocked in at a cool 97.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:56:35 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 13, 2011, 09:53:44 AM

Here, anything 100+ mph is jail.

Clocked in at a cool 97.

Was that before or after you undid your top?

lennedsay · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:57:59 AM »

No, I cried instead. :'(

I was late for curfew too.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2011, 04:49:14 PM »

Have you ever been inside a bitch with a couple of dogs, Borys?

lennedsay · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:22:49 PM »

We don't have too many vans anymore, but I did witness a standoff and subsequent arrest where they were cornering the guy into the paddywagon.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2011, 10:52:18 AM »

Quote from: Borys on August 13, 2011, 02:44:05 PM

You call cops "pigs" in the US? In Poland we call'em "dogs". And the van they take you in is a "bitch".

not every cop is a pig, i think it's pretty self explanatory as to which ones are and which ones aren't

Boogie · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2011, 11:44:55 AM »

Here in Ontario, if you're clocked at 30+mph over, you can get your vehicle impounded for a week and a fine of up to $10k, but you can't get arrested for it.

Now, "dangerous driving" is a criminal code offence that you can get arrested for, but that usually requires an additional component other than just speed.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on August 14, 2011, 11:44:55 AM

Here in Ontario, if you're clocked at 30+mph over, you can get your vehicle impounded for a week and a fine of up to $10k, but you can't get arrested for it.

Now, "dangerous driving" is a criminal code offence that you can get arrested for, but that usually requires an additional component other than just speed.

Does street racing count?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:39:09 PM »

Yep arson.

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lennedsay · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:07:32 PM »

Have you ever considered sampling schlongs? Cause you might be a homo.

Reb · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:08:34 PM »

Maaaaaaad homo.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:11:57 PM »

Just because my shoes are delightful doesn't mean I fantasies about rubbing coconut oil into the back of strapping muscular hulk on a nightly basis. Besides sampling schlongs is a jail house event and I've never been.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:12:29 PM »

show us your shoes I saw them smh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:14:20 PM »

I will once they come.

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Author Topic: Anyone here ever been to jail? (Read 2119 times)