Author Topic: Now hold on a gawdamned minute (Read 5360 times)

Boogie · « **on:** August 22, 2011, 07:41:54 PM »

Who let MAF back on the internet?!

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welcome back, duder

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:46:28 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM »

the return of Food Network and Slayers threads

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:51:13 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2011, 07:51:22 PM »

He returned to deliver unto us $100 Touchpads and Warhammer.

lennedsay · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2011, 08:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM

the return of Food Network and Slayers threads

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM

the return of Food Network and Slayers threads

Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2011, 08:52:55 PM »

Sup dude, ran out of people to talk about dynasty warrior Gundam games so here I am

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2011, 09:13:37 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 22, 2011, 09:01:05 PM

I got yo back Beezy

*daps*

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2011, 09:43:47 PM »

So this is the legenday MAF huh?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2011, 10:06:41 PM »

Sorry you got welcomed back by a involuntary thread merge. Being an internet legend no longer means anything around here. The Bore has become a communist state with Demi as Kim Jong-il.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2011, 10:30:34 PM »

Is what it is I guess :/

That said OMG SLAYERS GUNDAM WARHAMMER FABLES etc...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2011, 10:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 22, 2011, 09:59:15 PM

MAF's aunt yelled at me on facebook :'(

Wasn't it because of CURSE WORDS?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2011, 10:35:49 PM »

Bring back the Halo novel reviews!

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:00:34 PM »

i totally forgot this motherfucker, like his entire personality and shit

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:05:23 PM »

startin from scratch!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:29:18 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:30:34 PM

Is what it is I guess :/

That said OMG SLAYERS GUNDAM WARHAMMER FABLES etc...

how was Fables after

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the "adversary" thread closed up. i loved it but sort of felt i could walk away at that point

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:30:15 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:31:16 PM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 22, 2011, 09:59:15 PM
MAF's aunt yelled at me on facebook :'(

Wasn't it because of CURSE WORDS?

Probably because he's a GODLESS LIBRUL SODOMITE

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 22, 2011, 11:30:15 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:31:16 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 22, 2011, 09:59:15 PM
MAF's aunt yelled at me on facebook :'(

Wasn't it because of CURSE WORDS?

Probably because he's a GODLESS LIBRUL SODOMITE

Yeah pretty much- I think its more that shes kind of a purde and not so much that shes religious- I was more shocked that she thinks I dont hear horrible things normally. My day is full of horrible jokes told with friends.

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Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Is what it is I guess :/

That said OMG SLAYERS GUNDAM WARHAMMER FABLES etc...

how was Fables after

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the "adversary" thread closed up. i loved it but sort of felt i could walk away at that point
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I actually haven't read the books after that point- I own the TPBs, even the once off ones like the Cinderalla one (which I did read and liked a lot) but yeah something about that arc closing makes it weird to go back. I will- just not right away apparently.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2011, 11:59:29 PM »

Is tvc's dick still funtional?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:01:06 AM »

Haven't asked- he hasn't spent hours crying so probably? I'd cry if mine stopped working.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:04:21 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 11:05:23 PM

startin from scratch!

What's the new gimmick?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM

Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.

[youtube=560,345]x-VNg9y4pB4[/youtube]

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:11:15 AM »

Food Network Channel has SO gone down hill.

Ace of Cakes: CANCELLED
Food Truck Race: RIGGED
Restaraunt Impossible: SCRIPTED
Heat Seekers: distinguished mentally-challenged
THATSTUPIDSWEETSSHOW: distinguished mentally-challenged
Tough Cookies: HORRIBLEIWANTTODIE
Cupcake Wars: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Next Food Network Star: SCRIPTED

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:12:38 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM

Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food.

Also, not a food show but, Samantha Brown.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:13:51 AM »

Yeah Samantha Brown is still crazy hot imo- but shes kinda a prude; she was all WEIRD about the prostitution in Amsterdam

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2011, 01:37:40 AM »

what the fuck my laptop shits out and i go away for a weekend and MAF comes back

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2011, 01:49:45 AM »

That's how I KNEW

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:01:17 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM

Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.

Bourdain > *

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:22:23 AM »

I want to be Anthony Bourdain when I grow up.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:30:06 AM »

Bourdain is awesome. I do find it interesting that he quit his Food Network show and moved to Travel Channel even though they're both owned by the same company.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:50:24 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 12:11:15 AM

Food Network Channel has SO gone down hill.

Ace of Cakes: CANCELLED
Food Truck Race: RIGGED
Restaraunt Impossible: SCRIPTED
Heat Seekers: distinguished mentally-challenged
THATSTUPIDSWEETSSHOW: distinguished mentally-challenged
Tough Cookies: HORRIBLEIWANTTODIE
Cupcake Wars: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Next Food Network Star: SCRIPTED

Don't they also have the midget chocolatiers show too?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2011, 03:26:51 AM »

wasnt that cancelled? They had ICE BRIGADE too which was boring and cancelled

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2011, 03:41:42 AM »

my sister-in-law asked me not to curse on facebook because she's a teacher and some of her students are on her friend list and i was like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS

pilonv1 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2011, 08:19:31 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 03:26:51 AM

wasnt that cancelled? They had ICE BRIGADE too which was boring and cancelled

NFI I just saw it on The Soup once

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:07:01 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on August 23, 2011, 03:41:42 AM

my sister-in-law asked me not to curse on facebook because she's a teacher and some of her students are on her friend list and i was like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2011, 11:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2011, 12:10:14 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.

[youtube=560,345]x-VNg9y4pB4[/youtube]

Funny how I mentioned her even before seeing your post of this vid in the outside links.

Damn, that's hot. Sandra needs to release a semi-homemade AV.

etiolate · « **Reply #38 on:** August 24, 2011, 12:33:44 AM »

heat seekers might be better if it wasn't for the hosts

I love to watch Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, but now that I've been to a couple of the places they show, I don't really trust the show.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #39 on:** August 24, 2011, 12:37:50 AM »

Yeah, I hate how Guy makes everything sound like it's the best he's ever eaten. At one of the places he recommended (Hodad's in San Diego), the boss actually became very good friends with Guy. I think he just wants everyone to like him, which is detrimental to giving an honest opinion or including the right places in his shows.

etiolate · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2011, 12:48:06 AM »

He opens and promotes a lot of restaurants in the California area. He's more a restauranteer than a chef.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:12:26 AM »

To be fair not all of the places on his show are shit- theyre supposedly selected from viewer suggestions.

lennedsay · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2011, 08:07:58 AM »

Travel Channel doesn't have Giada's cleavage or the hot bitch talking about tacos all day.

Mupepe · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2011, 09:38:52 AM »

taco taco cleavage taco. taco taco pussy tacos.

lennedsay · « **Reply #44 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:19:25 PM »

Nothing better than being hungry and horny at the same time.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #45 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:22:35 PM »

You're not eating my sausage!

lennedsay · « **Reply #46 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:41:18 PM »

That's correct. I'm in no way, shape or form putting your sausage in my mouth.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:16:58 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 08:07:58 AM

Travel Channel doesn't have Giada's cleavage or the hot bitch talking about tacos all day.

Travel Channel did have that one show with Hefner's ex-gf. Plus they've got Samantha Brown; I like her, she's perky.

lennedsay · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:25:21 AM »

Oh yea?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 AM »

not a fan. she looks weird :'(

lennedsay · « **Reply #50 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:55:20 AM »

Her tits look fine to me

Oh, you mean her face? I haven't gotten around to checking that out yet.

BlackMage · « **Reply #51 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:14:29 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:55:20 AM

Her tits look fine to me

Oh, you mean her face? I haven't gotten around to checking that out yet.

god yer so dikey

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:21:05 PM »

yea it's something about her face, gives me a Joker vibe

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:24:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 09:21:05 PM

yea it's something about her face, gives me a Joker vibe

dude, bro, BOOBS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:09:07 PM »

I'm not really into boobs, to be honest. They're cool in the way Die Hard 2 is cool: it's alright, but if you see it on television you probably won't stop and watch. I'm an ass man. To me asses are like, dunno man, Die Hard 1 or Mr. Rogers. Something I'm gonna stop and watch no matter what.

BlackMage · « **Reply #55 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 10:09:07 PM

I'm not really into boobs, to be honest. They're cool in the way Die Hard 2 is cool: it's alright, but if you see it on television you probably won't stop and watch. I'm an ass man. To me asses are like, dunno man, Die Hard 1 or Mr. Rogers. Something I'm gonna stop and watch no matter what.

da fuck

brob · « **Reply #56 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:17:48 PM »

thread title justified.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** August 25, 2011, 11:13:37 PM »

There's being black and then there's being an idiot, Maurice.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #58 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:27:23 AM »

PD's not saying boobs are bad though, just that he likes ass much better. It's understandable for a black guy.

I used to think I was a boobs guy until I dated a girl that was stacked. Playing with them was fun for awhile but eventually I got tired of it. It was sorta like kneading dough.

I figured out that I'm really an abs and arms guy. I just want a girl with washboard abs and steel triceps that I'd rub all day.

Diunx · « **Reply #59 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:10:55 AM »

As a latino I definitely understand PD's point of view.

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Author Topic: Now hold on a gawdamned minute (Read 5360 times)