Author Topic: Now hold on a gawdamned minute (Read 5401 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:12:43 AM »

boobs are great, ass is great, women are great, i love vag tightly nestled around my penis and the smell of a woman's cheap perfume after a good blowjob.

hit me up len

Diunx · « **Reply #61 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:14:18 AM »

Wow that's pretty offensive himu! I'm pretty sure len doesn't use cheap perfume.

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:15:06 AM »

oh wow, you're right

sorry len

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #63 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:15:32 AM »

I'm even more of a face guy than an ass guy, tbh. I like pretty faces, eyes, long black hair, etc. I used to play with my ex's hair all the time, and rub her back. Didn't really touch her boobs much. It always seemed...wrong or something dunno.

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:17:09 AM »

Eyes are what turns me on the most about a woman. Does that make me weird.

Now you're being ridiculous, maurice. breasts are wonderful.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #65 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:21:39 AM »

When you get to be my age, a chick that isn't obviously mental and doesn't like rom-coms is about all I ask for.

...no fatties.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:33:26 AM »

Many women seem to be willing to sit through just about any manly shit (sports, Die Hard, etc) just to be in your vicinity; it's that cuddle mentality or whatever. So in my experience, sitting through what they want to watch wins major points. And sometimes you get to watch something good, like Julie and Julia which is an awesome movie, admit it. Of course sometimes you have to watch a shitty Lifetime movie or Glee... $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #67 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:34:17 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 26, 2011, 01:21:39 AM

...no fatties.

Your lost.

Himu · « **Reply #68 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:34:41 AM »

rom coms aren't all bad

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #69 on:** August 26, 2011, 02:22:49 AM »

You two aren't even hairs on a man's ass. Fucking rom coms, seriously? Turn your testicles in, please.

Mupepe · « **Reply #70 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 26, 2011, 02:22:49 AM

You two aren't even hairs on a man's ass. Fucking rom coms, seriously? Turn your testicles in, please.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is a pretty good movie

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:28:49 PM »

It's not a rom com, but I've seen Save The Last Dance like 10 times, with two women

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:39:29 PM »

I like Love and Basketball

Though that swings more on the Rom part and has about zero comedy.

Fuck it, who cares if I like a good love story! Some of the best stories are love stories! VERTIGO! CASABLANCA! ROMEO AND JULIET!

Mupepe · « **Reply #73 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 03:28:49 PM

It's not a rom com, but I've seen Save The Last Dance like 10 times, with two women

oh see now that's where I draw the line. My wife knows the only type of movie I won't watch with her is dancing movies. I can't stand that shit. It's always so formulaic (surprisingly moreso than a regular romantic movie) and cliche. I hate them I hate them I hate them. Especially since they always have an extra level of douche where they try hard to be hip. Fuck I hate dance movies.

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:03:59 PM »

but they often have great dancing in them!

Mupepe · « **Reply #75 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:09:15 PM »

yeah but i'm not gay enough to care. i have tolerated dancing in my life because women like it and it often leads to sex. There's no reason for me to watch a movie about it. The only dancing I care about learning is ballroom dancing and shit like that. I don't give a fuck about salsa and "modern" dance.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #76 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:11:44 PM »

Her shows lame now, she always brings her doofy ass loser husband on and im like wtf how'd that happen

Barry Egan · « **Reply #77 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:04:59 PM »

Does punch drunk love count as a rom com? Cuz that movie owns.

BlackMage · « **Reply #78 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:31:24 PM »

ohhh rom com means romantics comedy haha i kept wondering wtf you guys were talking about.

lennedsay · « **Reply #79 on:** August 26, 2011, 09:09:39 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 26, 2011, 07:31:24 PM

ohhh rom com means romantics comedy haha i kept wondering wtf you guys were talking about.

Thank you! I didn't know either...

Or maybe that's a good thing we didn't know.

Beezy · « **Reply #80 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:48:22 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 26, 2011, 12:27:23 AM

PD's not saying boobs are bad though, just that he likes ass much better. It's understandable for a black guy.

I used to think I was a boobs guy until I dated a girl that was stacked. Playing with them was fun for awhile but eventually I got tired of it. It was sorta like kneading dough.

...with your mouth?

Mupepe · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:19:09 AM »

the goal is to find a girl who is proportioned. variety is the spice of life. I don't care how big of an ass/boob man you are, if you are with a girl for a long time who has one but not the other, you will find yourself unsatisfied. Find a girl that has enough of both for you.

For me though, no tits is a deal breaker from the beginning. small tits are GROSS. Small B's (depending on the build of the girl) and all A's are disgusting. they look like swollen chesticles or pollen sacks. Gross gross gross gross. and they feel even worse. there's not enough tit in them to make them firm and fantastic so they end up feeling like half filled water balloons. no thank you.

a flat ass is just as bad but much more rare

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #82 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:53:58 AM »

When I slap an ass, I want to see it shake.

You can quote me on that.

Diunx · « **Reply #83 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:21:10 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 28, 2011, 10:53:58 AM

When I slap an ass, I want to see it shake.

You can quote me on that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #84 on:** August 28, 2011, 11:32:15 AM »

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fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #85 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:15:56 PM »

the chick that walks behind her is better looking. what's her name?

lennedsay · « **Reply #86 on:** August 28, 2011, 01:55:56 PM »

That's her sister Kourtney.

BlackMage · « **Reply #87 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:45:22 PM »

this thread is way different than how it started. We are all just of bunch of horny bastards who turn every thread into an orgy.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #88 on:** August 28, 2011, 03:19:04 PM »

that's evilbore!

E-DuB · « **Reply #89 on:** August 28, 2011, 10:59:49 PM »

MAF's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: BlackMage on August 28, 2011, 02:45:22 PM

this thread is way different than how it started. We are all just of bunch of horny bastards who turn every thread into an orgy.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2011, 03:19:04 PM

that's evilbore!

That's the best part!

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Author Topic: Now hold on a gawdamned minute (Read 5401 times)