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Damian79

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"The Nintendo should..." thread
« on: September 08, 2011, 11:50:46 PM »
I think that Nintendo should support cloud gaming(like Onlive) and support iphone and get out of the hardware game.


I am curious what you guys think.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 11:52:13 PM »
getting out of hardware would be a good start
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Damian79

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 11:53:32 PM »
Yeah their hardware always sucks always cutting corners and bs like that.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2011, 12:01:10 AM »
Die.
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Damian79

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2011, 12:08:26 AM »
I guess that woudl be nice too.  Atleast that way Sega would probably buy gets Fzero.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 12:27:24 AM »
i hope they continue to release more wonderful games in the franchises that i love
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 01:07:13 AM »
Go away.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 01:11:59 AM »
...go third party for pc and/or ps vita
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 01:15:59 AM »
Already have a job...but it didn't help :fbm I have been eating fucking oatmeal cookies for dinner for more than a week now, the fourteen can't be here soon enough.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 01:21:00 AM »
rehash IP's until end of time
release overpriced hardware periodically
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 01:36:12 AM »
...go third party for pc and/or ps vita

Freemium Pokemon MMO for PC, licence to print money
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 01:48:12 AM »
...keep doing what they're doing and learn the hard way as they continue to provide priceless entertainment to myself and my fellow boritos

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2011, 01:11:35 PM »
Make an actual current gen machine(Wii U doesn't fucking count because this gen is almost over) with respectable online and a hard drive. Fuck off and die is also a viable alternate option.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 01:46:18 PM »
Release Wii Music 2 and dominate another 5 years
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 01:54:36 PM »
Die.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2011, 02:08:34 PM »
release some new IP so people have to stop listing game published but not developed by nintendo and various "wii ****" as a defense everytime the argument is brought out
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 02:11:48 PM »
and actually publish those new IP's outside of Japan.  Especially those games made by Sandlot.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2011, 02:26:32 PM »
WHERE IS PIKMIN THREE
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2011, 03:23:04 PM »
Put their games on Digital Distribution, available for all platforms.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2011, 04:12:50 PM »
Drop 3DS and Weeeeoooooooo like the sacks of shit they are/will be and go third party
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2011, 04:26:23 PM »
Already have a job...but it didn't help :fbm I have been eating fucking oatmeal cookies for dinner for more than a week now, the fourteen can't be here soon enough.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2011, 04:37:01 PM »
And please plesse make a Zelda reboot

Drop 80% of all shit that is reused every time. Make a fresh zelda. New items, new game structure etc.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2011, 05:26:22 PM »
make good hardware


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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2011, 06:28:25 PM »
...fuck themselves?

Actually, my only beef with Nintendo is that they're so greedy that they're fucking themselves over, creating low value hardware and software that was once the cornerstone of some third rate Ubi Soft team.  The Wii bubble burst, the Wii U's less than lukewarm reception, and the huge fuck ups regarding the 3DS could have easily been prevented if Nintendo didn't cynically bet that their customer base would be gibbering mongoloids who would just lap up whatever was pinched out for them because it had a gimmick.

Porting shit onto iOS isn't a bad idea.  Nintendo could probably charge a premium price for stuff like SMB and rake in tens of millions.  SMB would probably sell 10-20 million copies alone, probably far more than that if the cost didn't exceed $2 or $3.

Since they won't, I opt for the "trainwreck" option of letting Nintendo tangle themselves up in a string of hilarious failures.  The 3DS second analog nub is a great step in the right direction.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2011, 06:31:30 PM »
abandon 3D and rebrand the machine - include internal storage and push VC for DSXL+

The 3D without having to worry about 3D isn't that bad power wise - time to build an "itunes style" service based around Nintendo IP and have the Wii U and the DSXL+ as the two platforms that are the initial consumer points.

I mean - new Mario! New Mario Kart! etc

would anyone truly give a flying shit if they weren't 3D? No one cares! 3D on a screen that size is a duff move. Just move to 2D and 3D as an option and let the 3DS die - early adopters wouldn't care too much as they still can play the games (plus battery life goes up as a consequence) and it doesn't technically look like an about face.

I'm only half joking with my crazy DSXL+ idea - i think it's a possibility.

Good idea.  Even if Nintendo doesn't want to ditch 3D, why not release a cheaper model for people who don't care for 3d or want longer battery life?  TV manufacturers have already been doing that for years. 

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2011, 06:37:37 PM »
realize that third parties actually do matter in the long run instead of just paying lip service to the idea
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2011, 06:45:39 PM »
I know I'll be continuing to not care.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2011, 06:58:35 PM »
Don't forget how fast the battery drains on 3DS when you're in wifi. I played RE Mercs online for about an hour and got a flashing battery life. That'll be great for Mohan sessions.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2011, 07:31:28 PM »
I wonder how long the Vita's battery will last.  Even with 3D on, the 3DS probably isn't close to using as much power as the Vita running Uncharted. 

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2011, 07:37:55 PM »
they said the battery life would be comparable to psp battery life
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Smooth Groove

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2011, 07:53:54 PM »
Gotta give Sony props if that's true.  OTOH, maybe Nintendo's just being cheap by packing in a crap battery. 

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2011, 08:09:07 PM »
nintendo being cheap WELL I (PICA200) NEVER!!!
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2011, 08:54:45 PM »
in my experience playing PSP from 1000 to Go and everything in between, the "average" PSP battery life is anywhere from 2 hours to pushing past 6.  Possibly lower and higher since I've never played extended periods with wi-fi or low brightness.  So comparable to PSP is a very vague answer but I guess we'll learn more next week.

Generally what pushed it towards the lower end were constant streaming of data from the UMD, running at a faster rate (333), and things like that. 

the problem with vita's battery life is keeping it internal.  Sony be fearing another pandora battery situation.  on the bright side, they could include a larger battery and make the design more efficient like the iPad/Phones.

Wild guess is 3 or 4 hours.  Roughly the same as the 3DS before turning off features.

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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2011, 10:56:09 PM »
Release an actual next gen console, scrap the 3DS and license NES/SNES games on the iPhone/iPad. Create a true XBLA clone for the WiiU and allow gamers to transfer these games onto their Apple products as well.
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Re: "The Nintendo should..." thread
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2011, 04:44:33 AM »
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I wonder how long the Vita's battery will last.  Even with 3D on, the 3DS probably isn't close to using as much power as the Vita running Uncharted.


everyone usually jizzes over Nintendo modest handhelds running for 10~ hours - they fucked it all up with 3DS.

PSP was a ton better than expected (lol this thing will last 1 hour!!) - and it's battery was removable - i hope they go that route again.
Sony battery tech is pretty spectacular so if they say 4-5 hours, i'm inclined to believe it.

Someone did post that the battery life was going to be an hour - i can't remember which big name clown video game journalist blogger it was. Sony aren't that stupid - even they wouldn't put out a portable with ONE HOUR battery life

I dunno a dev exaggerated anbd said that it would last 5 minutes if they used the full power of the psvita.  I assume it will be like the iphones.  Lasts only a couple of hours if you use itys full power.