I open the box expecting soap because I ordered soap to be delivered from amazon today but this box was REALLY BIG so I was thinking "oh shit, I ordered the wrong soap" and then I see GIANT KIDNAPPING BAG :O

And what do I find inside?  

Spectacular COFFEE AND TEA MAKING MACHINE.  Which is 
exactly the one thing I've been needing and missing out on since I moved into my own place!  Now I can stop spending $5 a day at Starbucks to get my coffee time!  

Plus I get a free bag perfect for kidnapping children!

DC = Secret Santa King thinking of everything  
