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« Reply #301 on: December 20, 2011, 02:17:07 PM »
HOLY SHIT CHRONOVORE.

5,000 YEN PSN CARD IN MY EMAIL INBOX.

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« Reply #302 on: December 20, 2011, 07:08:09 PM »
Have you eaten the Tim Tams yet!?!
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« Reply #303 on: December 20, 2011, 09:28:05 PM »
Got home from work and was greeted by a big package  :-*




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-Lord Of The Isles by David Drake
-The Earthsea Trilogy by Ursula K. Le Guin
-Magic Street by Orson Scott Card
-Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey
-The Spearweilder's Trilogy by RA Salvatore
-Nimisha's Ship by Ann McCaffrey
-Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
 :omg

thank you, I really appreciate it, whoever you are.  :heartbeat
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #304 on: December 20, 2011, 09:44:25 PM »
HOLY SHIT CHRONOVORE.

5,000 YEN PSN CARD IN MY EMAIL INBOX.

:bow

WOOT!

Make sure and spend it all before the yen/dollar ratio changes, so I can feel like a real champ!  ;)

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« Reply #305 on: December 20, 2011, 09:45:38 PM »
Got home from work and was greeted by a big package  :-*

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Looks like someone went to Half Price Books...

Awesome gift!
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« Reply #306 on: December 21, 2011, 02:35:45 AM »
Damn, Mr. Gundam always seems to get someone from Japan every year, except for last year when J-Bore kept it local!  Shit's rigged, I tell you!

Haha, not that it matters either way.  Anyway, I hope my guy hasn't sent his shit yet since I haven't received it and I'm going to be going away very soon until mid-January!  It'd be really unfortunate if it arrived while I was away, but I'll assume he heeded my warning and is waiting for me to return, no problems with that!

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« Reply #307 on: December 21, 2011, 11:22:39 AM »
Oh yeah, just got an awesome gift package from Japan, full of candy, Ian Banks novels, a Japanese copy of The Last Guy, and uh....some other stuff.  :-*

Pics incoming. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
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« Reply #308 on: December 21, 2011, 11:32:52 AM »
OK, you didn't get Cormac, because I think I got all his Banks' novels when he excavated his man-cave all over me.

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« Reply #309 on: December 21, 2011, 12:18:56 PM »
I'm not sure who my secret santa was, but he shot quite a load at me, direct from the Orient.



Mmmm...foreign snacks, a cool looking game, some Iain Banks novels (I like Banks, and I haven't read either of these), and some eggs which I eventually discovered are not candy at all as I first thought, but are in fact used for other things. What things? Well let me give you a hint.



:bow Full-size inflatable Kasumi love pillow. :bow2  :lol

This is the best Christmas ever.

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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #310 on: December 21, 2011, 01:09:13 PM »
Love pillow wins Secret Santa. :lol
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #311 on: December 21, 2011, 01:09:46 PM »
takes GUTS to buy that
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« Reply #312 on: December 21, 2011, 01:10:38 PM »
takes GUTS to buy that

Have you been to Japan? It takes more guts to buy a 360 over there than that thing.
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« Reply #313 on: December 21, 2011, 01:12:42 PM »
Those are awfully modest mammaries for a Kasumi pillow.
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« Reply #314 on: December 21, 2011, 02:03:47 PM »
Joe if you dont make a review of the Tenga Eggs.... send them to me
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« Reply #315 on: December 21, 2011, 02:25:49 PM »
Truly awesome gift giving going on in the last few receiving posts.

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« Reply #316 on: December 21, 2011, 03:45:45 PM »
Tenga eggs are like poor man's masturbators.

Hilarious that a secret santa would send you that though.

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« Reply #317 on: December 21, 2011, 04:37:36 PM »
BTW, these snack foods are so freaking good. I like the little chocolate mushrooms and white chocolate filled pretzel sticks the best, and the cheese fondue sticks are excellent as well.
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #318 on: December 21, 2011, 05:04:01 PM »
what are those pizza things they look good
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« Reply #319 on: December 21, 2011, 05:37:26 PM »
:heart Kasumi-chan. I am so jealous Joe.
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« Reply #320 on: December 21, 2011, 05:54:14 PM »
is this your idea of a joke borys? you thought you could infest my muslim household with your barbaric commandments, or what you pass off as 'exquisite cinema' as well vomit inducing cousin rape juice? this act of aggression leaves me no choice. in the name of allah, i'll do whatever in my powers to destroy you and your precious psp  :punch :gun



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i couldn't have asked for a better gift, especially from someone half way across the globe. i have been meaning to watch the decalogue for nearly a decade now and the vodka has already been put to good use  :-*
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« Reply #321 on: December 21, 2011, 06:03:30 PM »
That's pimp!

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« Reply #322 on: December 21, 2011, 06:03:31 PM »
Dekalog is awesome!
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #323 on: December 21, 2011, 06:04:02 PM »
Booze and masturbation Eggs

Amazing
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« Reply #324 on: December 21, 2011, 06:10:10 PM »
Booze and masturbation Eggs

Amazing

Just goes to show we have the best secret santa.

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« Reply #325 on: December 21, 2011, 06:11:27 PM »
what are those pizza things they look good

It's a mix of rice crackers and peanuts, that are supposed to be pizza flavored I assume, but aren't really. They are pretty good, though.
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #326 on: December 21, 2011, 06:14:31 PM »
Use the egg already Joe
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« Reply #327 on: December 21, 2011, 06:18:40 PM »
very illegal, and no i have not  :-*

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« Reply #328 on: December 21, 2011, 06:21:11 PM »
rofl, why would you send liquor knowing it was possibly illegal.
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« Reply #329 on: December 21, 2011, 06:31:34 PM »
Hot damn, PD.  The R. A. Salvatore book is the bomb diggity.  I bought a collection of his a few years back and I've been hooked on his shit.

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« Reply #330 on: December 21, 2011, 07:13:31 PM »
:lol BISON GRASS. Borys is awesome
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« Reply #331 on: December 21, 2011, 08:35:51 PM »
Zubrowka is excellent vodka
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« Reply #332 on: December 21, 2011, 09:15:32 PM »
takes GUTS to buy that

Have you been to Japan? It takes more guts to buy a 360 over there than that thing.
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« Reply #333 on: December 21, 2011, 09:51:51 PM »
Did the post office ever find your package, Billy?
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« Reply #334 on: December 21, 2011, 11:43:49 PM »
It was I PD. Sorry, somehow I forgot to tell u it was me in the note


Got home from work and was greeted by a big package  :-*

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in case my poor photography skills are confusing:
-Lord Of The Isles by David Drake
-The Earthsea Trilogy by Ursula K. Le Guin
-Magic Street by Orson Scott Card
-Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey
-The Spearweilder's Trilogy by RA Salvatore
-Nimisha's Ship by Ann McCaffrey
-Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
 :omg

thank you, I really appreciate it, whoever you are.  :heartbeat
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« Reply #335 on: December 21, 2011, 11:45:23 PM »
Oh cool, thanks again my man :bow
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« Reply #336 on: December 21, 2011, 11:49:59 PM »
Oh cool, thanks again my man :bow

No problem man. And actually I have a metric fuckton more books if u want any more. . It will just have to wait until I am back from my xmas trip. :-)
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #337 on: December 22, 2011, 10:53:20 AM »
How do the eggs work?

edit: nevermind
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #338 on: December 22, 2011, 11:37:34 AM »
How do the eggs work?

edit: nevermind

:rofl

You crack it open then you basically put on like a condom and jack off, it comes with a little baggie of lube. You jizz inside it (or out if you prefer) then wash it off. It's a more inconspicuous and lightweight fleshlight.
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #339 on: December 22, 2011, 01:48:26 PM »
And the perversion is back here at the bore. Congrats it only took a Secret Santa gift and demi...

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« Reply #340 on: December 22, 2011, 02:10:09 PM »
Perversion left?
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« Reply #341 on: December 22, 2011, 09:32:02 PM »
Got my gift, pics to come tomorrow... thanks Andrewfields!
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« Reply #342 on: December 22, 2011, 09:32:49 PM »
yeah! Sekret Santa!
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« Reply #343 on: December 23, 2011, 12:42:11 AM »
I hope you like it.  Sorry about not throwing in a card or anything.  Wanted to make sure I got it out so that it would get to you in time for Christmas.
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« Reply #344 on: December 23, 2011, 07:45:54 PM »
I received something strange in the post. It's this thing: http://www.fm3buddhamachine.com/v2/?page_id=475

I love it! Listening to it right now. I love ambient music. This is gonna be great to listen to when I get stoned in the forest!

thank you, mystery santa
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Re: Bore Secret Santa 2011: SIGNUPS CLOSED. START BUYING STUFF.
« Reply #345 on: December 23, 2011, 08:29:21 PM »
So who is still waiting? I hope everyone will get their gifts before New Year.

I'm still waiting, but I'm not worried.

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« Reply #346 on: December 23, 2011, 08:30:26 PM »
I received something strange in the post. It's this thing: http://www.fm3buddhamachine.com/v2/?page_id=475

I love it! Listening to it right now. I love ambient music. This is gonna be great to listen to when I get stoned in the forest!

thank you, mystery santa

can i have you pm your email address, you have one other special surprise.

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« Reply #347 on: December 23, 2011, 08:34:26 PM »
Thanks TEEEPO, love the gift. It's gonna be my summer soundtrack
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« Reply #348 on: December 23, 2011, 08:37:18 PM »
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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« Reply #349 on: December 24, 2011, 02:06:04 AM »
This was one of the gifts Spencer ALMOST got:

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« Reply #350 on: December 24, 2011, 05:06:58 PM »
Got a phone call from my neighbor who is picking up our mail. My gift was returned today. Sent it two weeks ago and it wasn't cheap. Gonna rage on the post office when I get home on Wednesday.
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« Reply #351 on: December 24, 2011, 09:32:41 PM »
Got a phone call from my neighbor who is picking up our mail. My gift was returned today. Sent it two weeks ago and it wasn't cheap. Gonna rage on the post office when I get home on Wednesday.

Does the post office give refunds?

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« Reply #352 on: December 25, 2011, 09:19:26 AM »
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« Reply #353 on: December 25, 2011, 04:29:56 PM »
Merry Christmas all.

Here's the stuff I got from my Secret Santa.

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Awesome book for ideas, and a magnetic ball toy which I love.

My Secret Santa said there'd be another package on the gift tag, but that hasn't arrived yet.

Merry Christmas! The other package is en route, I waited a bit in hopes of tracking down a novelty item that I usually try to include in my packages, but it didn't pan out. So I'm sending you swimming in candy instead.

Now for MY loot:




Kurt Vonnegut - The Sirens of Titan
An NES USB controller
And a copy of the Mighty Ducks with a note that reads "You will not like hockey after watching this". Well, Secret Santa, you couldn't be more wrong! The Flying V formation can prove useful in many walks of life. Like Lazer-Tag.

Not so good for: pooping

I have a sneaking suspicion that I know who my SS is, but in case I'm off, I'll wait for the proper reveal. Awesome gifts, thank you!
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« Reply #354 on: December 25, 2011, 05:44:43 PM »

And a copy of the Mighty Ducks with a note that reads "You will not like hockey after watching this". Well, Secret Santa, you couldn't be more wrong! The Flying V formation can prove useful in many walks of life. Like Lazer-Tag.

Not so good for: pooping


:rofl

Thanks for the image, Mucky.

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« Reply #355 on: December 26, 2011, 01:04:10 PM »
Im still waiting as well, but mine is because I asked that my secret santa delay my gift as I wasnt around to pick it up last week. Ill be home later tonight so secret santa feel free to send the package.
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« Reply #356 on: December 26, 2011, 03:18:47 PM »
Holy shit Borys got a PSP?

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« Reply #357 on: December 26, 2011, 08:27:48 PM »


Merry Christmas! The other package is en route, I waited a bit in hopes of tracking down a novelty item that I usually try to include in my packages, but it didn't pan out. So I'm sending you swimming in candy instead.

Now for MY loot:


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Kurt Vonnegut - The Sirens of Titan
An NES USB controller
And a copy of the Mighty Ducks with a note that reads "You will not like hockey after watching this". Well, Secret Santa, you couldn't be more wrong! The Flying V formation can prove useful in many walks of life. Like Lazer-Tag.

Not so good for: pooping

I have a sneaking suspicion that I know who my SS is, but in case I'm off, I'll wait for the proper reveal. Awesome gifts, thank you!

I was your secret santa. I thought I had put my name on one of the notes, but I had SUCH a nightmare using Amazon for some reason, my initial line-up of shit was much more exciting, but so much good shit on Amazon is sold by some other vendor, and I could only find out wether or not shit would ship to Canada AFTER I had written all the notes etc etc etc. (which involved lots of re-writing notes and so-on) It took me an hour to checkout the goods. NEVER USING AMAZON AGAIN.

You were gonna get Slap Shot 2 starring Steven Baldwin and Dragons Lair DS port, but hopefully you enjoy this stuff to some extent.

Merry Christmas!  :)
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« Reply #358 on: December 27, 2011, 07:36:40 AM »

I was your secret santa. I thought I had put my name on one of the notes, but I had SUCH a nightmare using Amazon for some reason, my initial line-up of shit was much more exciting, but so much good shit on Amazon is sold by some other vendor, and I could only find out wether or not shit would ship to Canada AFTER I had written all the notes etc etc etc. (which involved lots of re-writing notes and so-on) It took me an hour to checkout the goods. NEVER USING AMAZON AGAIN.

You were gonna get Slap Shot 2 starring Steven Baldwin and Dragons Lair DS port, but hopefully you enjoy this stuff to some extent.

Merry Christmas!  :)

Scenester  :bow2

Yes, you put your real name on the note, that's why I mentioned I had a good idea who it was from (I had mailed you something eons ago, and I was quite sure the names were one and the same) just wanted to be 100% sure before I started naming names and /or thanking the wrong person, as I am an old man with an atrocious memory. The gifts are great, thank you, and Merry Christmas!
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« Reply #359 on: December 30, 2011, 04:05:18 PM »
So, I have 2 packages waiting for me at home today. Are they safe for my girlfriend to open? She is watching some kids right now.  One is from Canada and one is from Maryland, so I dont know if both are secret santa related or not but I feel like they would be.
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