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MrAngryFace

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Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« on: October 28, 2011, 04:38:23 PM »
In the past week i've had two people from work say I should get a second cat. Does no one understand THE TWO CAT RULE?!
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 04:39:43 PM »
what is the two cat rule?
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 04:41:21 PM »
A single dude that keeps his affairs in order and is relatively clean looking cannot own more than one cat without looking like THE CAT GUY.

Sure, im not out trolling for the ladies anymore but I dunno if I wanna be THAT GUY
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 04:43:27 PM »
Isn't it three cat rule?

Two cats is pretty common so the cats won't get lonely.
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
You are already that guy, just for a different reason, unfortunately. You can't ever avoid being that guy
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2011, 04:49:17 PM »
Maybe ill get a mouse so its all Tom n Jerry up in here
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 04:50:40 PM »
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 04:55:28 PM »
You guys do realize that this is only leading to my gradual acceptance of the idea :/

You dudes were sposed to back me up!
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 05:05:21 PM »
swimming in kitty fur :heart
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 05:05:49 PM »
Box of kittens!!!
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 05:15:46 PM »
I made fun of a coworker for owning 2 cats; she informed me you weren't a crazy cat lady until you had 3 and 2 was TOTALLY NORMS
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 05:38:33 PM »
Is 3 the new 2? Is that what youre saying?
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 05:43:55 PM »
Cool normal people can own 2 cats - only weirdos like AWESOM-O have 3
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 05:45:08 PM »
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2011, 07:03:10 PM »
Cool normal people can own 2 cats - only awesome people like AWESOM-O have 3

fixed!
YOU CAN'T OWN TOO MANY CATS!

i only own one :(
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2011, 07:59:57 PM »
I had three at one point, but only because it was a stray that became friends with my younger cat.

Two isn't shameful.  Cats need a cat friend too, like you!
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2011, 08:02:37 PM »
Is 3 the new 2? Is that what youre saying?

yes
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2011, 08:12:20 PM »
No such thing as too much pussy, amirite. 

Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2011, 09:05:05 PM »
Don't fuck cats either.
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2011, 12:50:06 AM »
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Two isn't shameful.  Cats need a cat friend too, like you!

The problem with that is they will feel PRESSURED into becoming friends with each other, and nobody likes that, even with someone you might otherwise befriend
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Himu

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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2011, 12:51:45 AM »
Not if they were already friends to begin with. WHen I adopt some cats, I plan on adopting two buddy kitties.
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Re: Why are people suddenly trying to get me to own a second cat.
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2011, 02:03:37 AM »
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