Author Topic: Quotes for the newsfeed (Read 1340 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** November 03, 2011, 07:18:56 AM »

Which ones should make it there?

I really would like to see the PD one about that restaurant.

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2011, 07:34:47 AM »

News:

Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2011, 07:49:50 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:15:45 AM »

You're so gay, you probably think this news feed is 'bout you.

Diunx · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:44:56 AM »

Thor's entire post history.

T234 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2011, 12:08:58 PM »

I've had some good ones over the years.

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2011, 12:16:42 PM »

No you haven't!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2011, 01:30:22 PM »

"When I am banging girls (literally) it seems fun and exciting."

"The best part of The Bore is all the great bathmat suggestions."

Boogie · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2011, 01:31:34 PM »

Quote from: The Business on November 03, 2011, 12:59:58 PM

Add the one about scaring white collar customer service reps with baseball bats. And the one about murdering someone in a rest stop.

"someone"? pfft

It was FOUR "someone"s!!!

T234 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:09:48 PM »

Don't call me a liar. I will only say that once. That is all I have to say.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:14:57 PM »

haters gonna hate, I've got free bread sticks

MCD · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:39:19 PM »

Anything from that Bebpo thread.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:42:49 PM »

Something by Bebpo would be good.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 03, 2011, 02:42:49 PM

Something by Bebpo would be good.

Both of mine are Bebpo.

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2011, 03:08:56 PM »

Quote from: T234 on November 03, 2011, 02:09:48 PM

Don't call me a liar. I will only say that once. That is all I have to say.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2011, 03:11:03 PM »

I feel like I scared Bebpo away.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2011, 03:14:11 PM »

That's because you're a scary, curmudgeon man. Almost scared me away once.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:10:55 PM »

be careful business, i hear he has friends in the special forces that'll kill you if you talk bad about him on the internet!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:23:51 PM »

Quote

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Mandark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:12:27 AM »

Too bad we don't have abrader around anymore. That guy coulda been a newsfeed superstar.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:20:10 AM »

the post where PD said he'll give a handy or a BJ to Tupac is good for it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:43:40 AM »

I feel like there should be some TBS or FoC quotes in the newsfeed rotation, but I'm too lazy to go back and look for them.

Then again, JD's "They exist because they do" is so emblematic of the balls out stupidity of libertopian thinking that maybe that's all we need.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2011, 05:57:33 AM »

From a quick search, I pulled the following T234 gems:

"The wife tried to punch me and got knocked slap the fuck out with a three-foot long dildo for her trouble."

"I swung a three-foot-long 17-pound dildo like a baseball bat at this bitch's face. Caught her right in the chin. She was OUT. "

"I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it."

"Not one day of my life goes by without being fucked up."

"I was even more weirded out by the fact that it wasn't covered in cum."

"I demand a beard-off"

"I MUST MEET THE MUSTACHIOED MAN. I ALSO MUST GET STONED WITH LENNEDSAY'S MOM."

And that's just getting started.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #23 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:43:35 AM »

The Glen Shinobi quote about him thinking of something, but then someone doing it before him but half assed.

Jesus I can't remember any specifics.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2011, 12:58:08 PM »

I just burst out laughing when I saw this one: "Just take it to PMs or I'll tear you apart"

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #25 on:** November 04, 2011, 03:48:07 PM »

do i own the award for most trophies in the clams for news feed articles

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** November 04, 2011, 04:41:13 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 04, 2011, 06:43:35 AM

The Glen Shinobi quote about him thinking of something, but then someone doing it before him but half assed.

Jesus I can't remember any specifics.

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