oh god nevermind

[GilloD]

Seeing as how I have worked doubletime to tank my marriage and now find myself alone on a friday night i figgered id just hang out on the internet

[GilloD]

i see yer 4 views

[GilloD]

6 views! oh wait. did ic ount. now its gonna be 8. forever alone. fugg

[GilloD]

so im just gonna tell a story

nm too embarassing

[Joe Molotov]

Was it about Korea?

[Van Cruncheon]

tell us MOAR about this tanked marriage.

[GilloD]

No, it was about everything that happened after; About the sun and the girl and the blacktop; About the trees that lost their leaves; About the syntax of modern living; About an essential, necessary distrust of the personal, subjective self.

[fistfulofmetal]

I always end up watching your entire avatar loop. Every time.

[GilloD]

tell us MOAR about this tanked marriage.

od, i dunno. I was married- happily, I guess?- and then I went off and found WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE and all of a sudden I wasn't happy at all. I spent a lot of time deconstructing the problem, first as sober as possible and then under a litany of substances. What I eventually figured out wa sthat when I didn't know what I wanted to do, my essential role was "Provider". I could be the Male of the Family Unit- Provider/Protector. Then I found my art and my passion and I redefined my person. And I lost the "Provider" role and this person I'd spent 5 years was fucking so god damn suddenly baggage. I have no idea how to be in love with her anymore.

In the meanwhile, from off stage, walks this  girl who I could have dreamed into life and we're super close and the whole thing has me in an absolute tailspin. I took my ring off a few days ago. I have no idea what to do. I just want to be comforted.

Meanwhile meanwhile, work is amazingf. we got a huge grant from AT&T. i cant say anymore. fuck. but if everything gors the way it's looking im basically writing the handbook on a new genre of digital learning. fuck. ugh.

and the weather is so nice here. sun soaked and troubled and in love with the wrong people

[Van Cruncheon]

No, it was about everything that happened after; About the sun and the girl and the blacktop; About the trees that lost their leaves; About the syntax of modern living; About an essential, necessary distrust of the personal, subjective self.

we need some DIRT. was it your small weenus that drove her to the arms of a swarthy korean dockworker

[DJ_Tet]

Go on...

[Van Cruncheon]

tell us MOAR about this tanked marriage.

od, i dunno. I was married- happily, I guess?- and then I went off and found WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE and all of a sudden I wasn't happy at all. I spent a lot of time deconstructing the problem, first as sober as possible and then under a litany of substances. What I eventually figured out wa sthat when I didn't know what I wanted to do, my essential role was "Provider". I could be the Male of the Family Unit- Provider/Protector. Then I found my art and my passion and I redefined my person. And I lost the "Provider" role and this person I'd spent 5 years was fucking so god damn suddenly baggage. I have no idea how to be in love with her anymore.

In the meanwhile, from off stage, walks this  girl who I could have dreamed into life and we're super close and the whole thing has me in an absolute tailspin. I took my ring off a few days ago. I have no idea what to do. I just want to be comforted.

Meanwhile meanwhile, work is amazingf. we got a huge grant from AT&T. i cant say anymore. fuck. but if everything gors the way it's looking im basically writing the handbook on a new genre of digital learning. fuck. ugh.

and the weather is so nice here. sun soaked and troubled and in love with the wrong people

american bore-ty

[GilloD]

No, it was about everything that happened after; About the sun and the girl and the blacktop; About the trees that lost their leaves; About the syntax of modern living; About an essential, necessary distrust of the personal, subjective self.

we need some DIRT. was it your small weenus that drove her to the arms of a swarthy korean dockworker

No, she kind of. Has er ead in the sand. I've tried to be honest, really. Not that hard. I guess. Oh my. I just dont know how to be in love with her anymore

[GilloD]

But Question 2: Why am I doing this again? Why cant I just shut the fuck up and be happy with what I have?

[GilloD]

now im makign art in hgere

[Van Cruncheon]

But Question 2: Why am I doing this again? Why cant I just shut the fuck up and be happy with what I have?

'cuz you don't wanna. sentimentality and narcissism are MAD fun

[GilloD]

But Question 2: Why am I doing this again? Why cant I just shut the fuck up and be happy with what I have?

'cuz you don't wanna. sentimentality and narcissism are MAD fun

Sure and I get that, but my mental calculus is this: That security and emotional comfort are way better than the BUZZ of fucking around.

What happened here is that my brain did some serious reorganization and decided that my fucking WIFE was persona non-grata. ugh. And now this girl is just chewing up my bandwith. It's ridiculous! And bad for me! A mess.

[DJ_Tet]

Sure and I get that, but my mental calculus is this: That security and emotional comfort are way better than the BUZZ of fucking around.

What happened here is that my brain did some serious reorganization and decided that my fucking WIFE was persona non-grata. ugh. And now this girl is just chewing up my bandwith. It's ridiculous! And bad for me! A mess.

If you remember that you'll be fine in time.  Cut the other girl out before it gets worse.  Trust me.

[Van Cruncheon]

i dunno. life's for fucking up. sometimes cleaning up a mess is more fun than following some instructions to perfect.

still, after five years, i think you owe her a clean break if you're off romanticizing about NOT HER. she doesn't deserve dithering. and be prepared to pay for it!

[GilloD]

i dunno. life's for fucking up. sometimes cleaning up a mess is more fun than following some instructions to perfect.

still, after five years, i think you owe her a clean break if you're off romanticizing about NOT HER. she doesn't deserve dithering. and be prepared to pay for it!

oh god. i barely think about her. fuck.

[Boogie]

well, this thread is depressing as shit.

[Van Cruncheon]

i dunno. life's for fucking up. sometimes cleaning up a mess is more fun than following some instructions to perfect.

still, after five years, i think you owe her a clean break if you're off romanticizing about NOT HER. she doesn't deserve dithering. and be prepared to pay for it!

oh god. i barely think about her. fuck.

oh, you'll think about her tons when you kick her to the curb. six months later, six years later: you'll see pictures of her smiling, grinning awkwardly into the camera, and you'll say "i killed that smile!" maybe you'll take those moments of self-loathing out on the new girl you're bored with after the limerence has faded and the poesy of life has crumpled into ritual observance. (if you do, post it on the bore)

[Great Rumbler]

Stop thinking about womens and finish Himu Plinko.

[Van Cruncheon]

i think andrex beat him to it. he doesn't love the bore any more :~(

[GilloD]

i dunno. life's for fucking up. sometimes cleaning up a mess is more fun than following some instructions to perfect.

still, after five years, i think you owe her a clean break if you're off romanticizing about NOT HER. she doesn't deserve dithering. and be prepared to pay for it!

oh god. i barely think about her. fuck.

oh, you'll think about her tons when you kick her to the curb. six months later, six years later: you'll see pictures of her smiling, grinning awkwardly into the camera, and you'll say "i killed that smile!" maybe you'll take those moments of self-loathing out on the new girl you're bored with after the limerence has faded and the poesy of life has crumpled into ritual observance. (if you do, post it on the bore)

I know this. I have done it. And now I am doing it again.

[Joe Molotov]

Fake, GilloD's not drunk and he's never even been to Korea.

[Bloodwake]

This reminds me of a situation I am involved in IRL

DAMN YOU.   

Basically a "friend" of mine is boning my exgirlfriend and decided to get divorced.

Do me a favor and at least divorce her before you start fucking this other girl. Trust me, it will be a lot easier for all parties to deal with it.

[GilloD]

Fake, GilloD's not drunk and he's never even been to Korea.

EDIT: 5 years later I edited this. It was mean and I regretted it.

[Madrun Badrun]

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I can see why you want to leave her.  I could never be with a girl taller than me as well.

[Boogie]

i dunno. life's for fucking up. sometimes cleaning up a mess is more fun than following some instructions to perfect.

still, after five years, i think you owe her a clean break if you're off romanticizing about NOT HER. she doesn't deserve dithering. and be prepared to pay for it!

oh god. i barely think about her. fuck.

oh, you'll think about her tons when you kick her to the curb. six months later, six years later: you'll see pictures of her smiling, grinning awkwardly into the camera, and you'll say "i killed that smile!" maybe you'll take those moments of self-loathing out on the new girl you're bored with after the limerence has faded and the poesy of life has crumpled into ritual observance. (if you do, post it on the bore)

now that's fucking cold-blooded.

[Human Snorenado]

I knew that shit could never work long term when you admitted going to church.  CHURCH.

[Himu]

Jesus Christ, this shit is sad. Did you try talking to her?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

You should stop being such a flake.

[Trent Dole]

Andrex will probably end up being a better husband and Himuro plinko creator than Gillo.  Real talk.

an uber unsociable nfag will appreciate the fuck out of any pussy he gets, yeah.

[Van Cruncheon]

i think there's an alexander payne movie in all of this

someone tell philip seymour hoffman to lose a couple pounds so he can play our gillod

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

i think there's an alexander payne Wes Anderson movie in all of this

someone tell philip seymour hoffman to lose a couple pounds so he can play our gillod

fixed

[Tasty]

Andrex will probably end up being a better husband and Himuro plinko creator than Gillo.  Real talk.

an uber unsociable nfag will appreciate the fuck out of any pussy he gets, yeah.

I appreciate Wrath, yes.

[Mr. Gundam]

This new exciting phase will lose it's luster and you'll wish you hadn't fucked things up with your wife.





Or maybe not.

[Trent Dole]

This new exciting phase will lose it's luster and you'll wish you hadn't fucked things up with your wife.





Or maybe not.

Commitment

or new pussy?

[Human Snorenado]

fuck it gillo, just remember this:  it's better to regret something you HAVE done than something you haven't done.  i say this in all confidence as a broke, bitter, prospectless asshole at the tender age of 34.

[Himu]

34? Goddamn I thought you were like, 40, old man.

[Human Snorenado]

34? Goddamn I thought you were like, 40, old man.

that's ok, i probably have the mileage of a 50 year old on this fucked up decaying body.  gonna need to figure out an appropriate vessel to put my brain in soon when shit starts failing.

[Himu]

I'm actually relieved you're younger because i think it means more time to make you less cynical yet! I want to see a happy Triumph who enjoys the good company of someone who is not insufferable.

[Human Snorenado]

fucking everyone is insufferable.  all females anyway. sadly i'm not attracted to dudes, that would just solve a lot of problems.

women are fucking great.  they're soft to the touch, smell wonderful and can make great companions.

women are fucking terrible.  they all want kids (fucking EW) and want to talk about emotions and shit like that rather than doing the obvious, healthy thing and just bottling it all up until you get really drunk one night and break down and cry and wake up in your neighbor's yard and just go home and pretend that shit never happened.  also, they like fucking romantic comedies, shitty books, shitty music and read/watch those fucking twilight movies/books. 

dear women.  you are so fucking terrible.

[GilloD]

THREAD OVER

[Tasty]

fucking everyone is insufferable.  all females anyway. sadly i'm not attracted to dudes, that would just solve a lot of problems.

women are fucking great.  they're soft to the touch, smell wonderful and can make great companions.

women are fucking terrible.  they all want kids (fucking EW) and want to talk about emotions and shit like that rather than doing the obvious, healthy thing and just bottling it all up until you get really drunk one night and break down and cry and wake up in your neighbor's yard and just go home and pretend that shit never happened.  also, they like fucking romantic comedies, shitty books, shitty music and read/watch those fucking twilight movies/books. 

dear women.  you are so fucking terrible.

  misogynist 

[Trent Dole]

More like truth teller.

[Himu]

But Andrex, he said they were soft. Surely that counts for something!

[Human Snorenado]

Dear women:  don't want me to hate you for having shitty taste?  Stop having shitty taste.  Also, stop wanting to have kids, that shit is frightening.  All women my age are either a) having kids b) trying to have kids or c) talking about wanting to have kids.  No sir!

On the flip side- boobs.  I get that. 

[Trent Dole]

Dear women:  don't want me to hate you for having shitty taste?  Stop having shitty taste.  Also, stop wanting to have kids, that shit is frightening.  All women my age are either a) having kids b) trying to have kids or c) talking about wanting to have kids.  No sir!

On the flip side- boobs.  I get that.

My wife dun want kids. Also we're goin' to see Rammstein again in April and she's as psyched as I am if not moreso.

[GilloD]

Dear women:  don't want me to hate you for having shitty taste?  Stop having shitty taste.  Also, stop wanting to have kids, that shit is frightening.  All women my age are either a) having kids b) trying to have kids or c) talking about wanting to have kids.  No sir!

On the flip side- boobs.  I get that.

My wife dun want kids. Also we're goin' to see Rammstein again in April and she's as psyched as I am if not moreso.

THAT SOUNDS SO SHITTY I COULD PUKE

[Vizzys]

everybody likes rammstein

[BobFromPikeCreek]

duuuuuuuuuuuude

[demi]

another failed marriage, what a surprise.

[Barry Egan]

a girl I dated in college had already been divorced and she was around 22 I believe.  you married young, maybe you mistook co-dependence for love, and now you've become autonomous and suddenly you can see your co-dependent mate for what she is.  If that's what's up, I definitely do not think you should stay in the relationship.  She will find someone else to glom on to. During the interim she might make a pet project out of contriving ways to make you feel guilty for making her leave her comfort zone, abandoning her, etc.  That's okay too.  It sounds like she's in denial about what's right in front of her eyes, and she may remain in denial for a while afterwards. For your owns sake (but mostly The Bores!) it's time to begin waking her up and moving things forward.

[Diunx]

I don't see what the big deal with wifes is, if you don't wanna be with her then divorce her, no big thang.

[pilonv1]

I don't see what the big deal with wifes is, if you don't wanna be with her then divorce her, no big thang.

I would think the biggest problem is the families/friends that came with the marriage.

[Mupepe]

Not much to say other than what's been said.  This new shit is most likely a fling and is a symptom of problems in your marriage.  You owe your wife a chance for you to bring it up to her and try to fix your problems.  You're going about it the wrong way.  Keep down this path and you'll most definitely regret it one way or another.  Whatever you do, do it with some dignity and respect so you don't burn relationships and you don't hate yourself later.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i think there's an alexander payne movie in all of this

someone tell philip seymour hoffman to lose a couple pounds so he can play our gillod

I had no idea who this Alexander Payne was - I saw this and immediately thought "wait, Alex Payne the former engineering director of Twitter is making movies now?" oh god what have I become?!