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« Reply #660 on: March 26, 2012, 01:14:26 AM »
This is now the only ME3 ending that I recognize.
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« Reply #661 on: March 26, 2012, 01:20:02 AM »
canon ending:
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That was cute. For about 40 seconds.
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« Reply #662 on: March 26, 2012, 01:42:50 AM »
yeah, but it's 5 minutes and 13 seco...oh, I see.

actually I agree, except the Jacob and Vega parts got me.

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« Reply #663 on: March 26, 2012, 08:35:36 AM »
Played my first multiplayer match last nite to build up Galactic Readiness. I had some fun, the people I played with were (surprisingly) decent and helpful... anybody here want to get in some multi matches? Add me on XBLA: AfrikaShoxx.
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« Reply #664 on: March 26, 2012, 09:12:23 AM »
Played my first multiplayer match last nite to build up Galactic Readiness. I had some fun, the people I played with were (surprisingly) decent and helpful... anybody here want to get in some multi matches? Add me on XBLA: AfrikaShoxx.
When are you usually on?

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« Reply #665 on: March 26, 2012, 11:11:27 AM »
Played my first multiplayer match last nite to build up Galactic Readiness. I had some fun, the people I played with were (surprisingly) decent and helpful... anybody here want to get in some multi matches? Add me on XBLA: AfrikaShoxx.
When are you usually on?

Weekdays from 8-11, and Friday/Sunday afternoons...
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« Reply #666 on: March 26, 2012, 11:56:14 AM »
Alright, I'll send an invite if I see you on.

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« Reply #667 on: March 26, 2012, 01:29:30 PM »
Sounds good... btw anybody catch the dialogue of Cortez and James talking about the Mako and Hammerhead? Was really funny and very self-aware. (I loved the Mako myself)
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« Reply #668 on: March 26, 2012, 05:33:09 PM »
i play a lot of multi, so i'll invite you if i'm on
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« Reply #669 on: March 26, 2012, 10:55:46 PM »
So, how much multiplayer do you have to play for your war readiness to go up? Also, does it matter that my galaxy at war map always says offline whenever I click on multiplayer? I've added 1 level 20 to my war assets list already.
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« Reply #670 on: March 27, 2012, 12:21:10 AM »
So, how much multiplayer do you have to play for your war readiness to go up? Also, does it matter that my galaxy at war map always says offline whenever I click on multiplayer? I've added 1 level 20 to my war assets list already.

It doesn't take too long. One 2-3 hour session can boost your readiness percentage to around 90%. Just don't forget that it drops over time.

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« Reply #671 on: March 27, 2012, 08:40:08 AM »
Yeah I was playing for 2 hours and I'm already up to 74%. Gonna try and get 100% in all the zones to get that achievement... should have that done either today or tomorrow. Multi is surprisingly fun even though there's not a lot of areas to go to (and they are just the N7 maps from the regular game)... the community is surprisingly decent and friendly. Guess I'm used to playing CoD where people drop N-bombs like they're at a Klan rally or trash talking fighting game players...
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« Reply #672 on: March 27, 2012, 12:44:55 PM »
In co-op games people tend to be a bit friendlier but I've been in some matches with dicks before here also. Also people will sometimes boot you from a lobby if you aren't high level enough.

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« Reply #673 on: March 27, 2012, 12:48:37 PM »
I've played one match with someone who used a Krogan character and he really played like a fucking Krogan. Easily killed the weaker enemies, tried to fight strong enemies all by himself and would get killed, kept running off alone, and never revived fallen teammates. Fucking boshtet...

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« Reply #674 on: March 27, 2012, 01:32:48 PM »
I've played one match with someone who used a Krogan character and he really played like a fucking Krogan. Easily killed the weaker enemies, tried to fight strong enemies all by himself and would get killed, kept running off alone, and never revived fallen teammates. Fucking boshtet...

I don't even remember playing ME3 online.
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« Reply #675 on: March 27, 2012, 02:10:46 PM »
I'm still playing it online. This and SSX are the only games that I give any time to right now.

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« Reply #676 on: March 27, 2012, 03:36:17 PM »
Oh yeah, do you have to bang her to see
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Tali without the mask
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« Reply #677 on: March 27, 2012, 04:10:22 PM »
All you have to do to see Tali without a mask is

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search through the stock photos on Getty Images. :teehee
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« Reply #678 on: March 28, 2012, 12:24:02 AM »
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« Reply #679 on: March 28, 2012, 12:29:08 AM »


Shepard was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
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« Reply #680 on: March 28, 2012, 12:37:14 AM »
Dancing Shepard is the best Shepard.

Did anyone NOT beat up that reporter in all three game? I don't know anyone who didn't, even those who played as paragons. :lol

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« Reply #681 on: March 28, 2012, 01:17:33 AM »
I didn't like her scene here. Too fast and short and no one made any comments after punching her.

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« Reply #682 on: March 28, 2012, 08:59:43 AM »
Yeah I laughed my ass off at the reporter punching scene this time around. I love all the little in-jokes to the first 2 games this one has.
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« Reply #683 on: March 28, 2012, 12:15:39 PM »
I didn't like her scene here. Too fast and short and no one made any comments after punching her.
She dodged the 1st punch then got lifted off her feet with the 2nd. How can you not like that? :lol

Yeah I laughed my ass off at the reporter punching scene this time around. I love all the little in-jokes to the first 2 games this one has.
Everyone making fun of Shepard's dancing was unexpected and hilarious.

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« Reply #684 on: March 29, 2012, 01:59:06 PM »
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/970146/5

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« Reply #685 on: March 29, 2012, 02:34:14 PM »
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« Reply #686 on: March 30, 2012, 05:34:07 PM »
So, apparently there is a bug in the game affecting multiple people. The Galaxy At War map will always say offline, even though you can play multiplayer games. The games don't help your single player at all, and any character you move over once they reach level 20 doesn't count either.

Luckily there is a fix for it, but if you don't go to the bioware forums and find it you cant up your readiness level at all.
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« Reply #687 on: April 06, 2012, 12:43:43 PM »
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Join the war for Earth in Mass Effect 3! Owners of Mass Effect 3 can download the first multiplayer expansion for no additional cost. The Mass Effect 3 Resurgence Pack adds new unlockable content: deadly weapons, new consumables, and powerful characters for each class in multiplayer, including the Asari Justicar, Batarian, Geth, and Krogan Battlemaster. Additionally, the Mass Effect 3 Resurgence Pack also includes 2 new maps, Firebase Condor and Firebase Hydra. Download this pack on April 10th and take the battle online in the critically acclaimed Mass Effect 3 multiplayer experience.

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« Reply #688 on: April 06, 2012, 03:04:14 PM »
Nice. Wish we got new enemies also or a mixture of the current ones.

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« Reply #689 on: April 06, 2012, 05:52:41 PM »
HELL YES I LOVE ME3 MULTIPLAYER
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« Reply #690 on: April 07, 2012, 07:28:39 PM »
Wow, I didn't think the ending was bad at all. It was a bit more confusing and interesting than your typical western RPG ending... I was expecting ass-rape in videogame form, but what we got is something wide open to interpretation and theories. Oh well the crazy Bioware fanboys butt-hurtedness is hilarious at least!
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« Reply #691 on: April 07, 2012, 07:31:05 PM »
only problem i had was that

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you couldn't bitch out the kid for saying the robos would always kill the humans.  not a big deal though, his dumb ass controlled the reapers so he obviously didnt know shit.  i killed those motherfuckers good
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« Reply #692 on: April 08, 2012, 05:04:50 AM »
Clint Mansell's soundtrack was also not as good as I thought it'd be... but I blame that on the plethora of hype and my own fanboy love for Moon's OST.

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« Reply #693 on: April 08, 2012, 12:25:08 PM »
Clint Mansell's soundtrack was also not as good as I thought it'd be... but I blame that on the plethora of hype and my own fanboy love for Moon's OST.

He does like two songs for the entire OST. It's super misleading for them to have said he was doing the score.


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« Reply #694 on: April 08, 2012, 01:38:39 PM »
Clint Mansell's soundtrack was also not as good as I thought it'd be... but I blame that on the plethora of hype and my own fanboy love for Moon's OST.

He does like two songs for the entire OST. It's super misleading for them to have said he was doing the score.


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« Reply #695 on: April 13, 2012, 08:12:53 PM »
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A few weeks ago, a Mass Effect 3 protester named El_Spiko decided to make a federal case out of his revulsion over the ending to the beloved franchise. He filed a complaint with the FTC accusing Bioware and EA of false advertising.

Lawyers told me that El_Spiko didn’t have a leg to stand on, and that all of the statements made by Bioware and EA were either legally acceptable “puffing –” i.e., a standard level of exaggeration engaged in by any salesman, or done in an interview setting that couldn’t be classified as true advertising.

The Better Business Bureau, however, disagrees. On a blog post on its website, Marjorie Stephens argues that those responsible for Mass Effect 3 are indeed guilty of false advertising. She points to two particular claims on the Mass Effect website as proof:

“Experience the beginning, middle, and end of an emotional story unlike any other, where the decisions you make completely shape your experience and outcome.”

“Along the way, your choices drive powerful outcomes, including relationships with key characters, the fate of entire civilizations, and even radically different ending scenarios.”

The argument that she makes is that both are absolute statements, and can thus be considered false. Both statements are also, however, up to a gigantic amount of interpretation – for example, one could argue that your choice to push a certain button or not does indeed drive the outcome, even if it’s in an unsatisfying way.

But despite some qualification, BBB is willing to go there: “The issue at stake here is, did Bio Ware falsely advertise?  Technically, yes, they did.”

http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2012/04/13/bioware-falsely-advertised-mass-effect-3-says-better-business-bureau/

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« Reply #696 on: April 15, 2012, 12:15:33 AM »
Aren't there more important things for the BBB to worry about than whether or not a vidya maker is full of shit?
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« Reply #697 on: April 15, 2012, 01:51:16 AM »
I hear there is a glitch in the multiplayer that allows you to get about 40k creds per 5-6 mins.
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« Reply #698 on: April 15, 2012, 09:53:54 AM »
I hear there is a glitch in the multiplayer that allows you to get about 40k creds per 5-6 mins.

yep, i did it awhile ago, dunno if they took it out with the patch tho.  iirc you have everyone join a party, then play a bronze game against cerberus; after completing the objective on round ten but BEFORE killing all the enemies you let everyone die.  back in the lobby you switch the game to geth and gold difficulty.  start the game, and before "wave 1" appears on screen have the leader quit.  the game will restart; have someone invite the leader back in. when the map loads back up you should be in wave 10 again.  complete the objective (using the one-hit-kill rockets works great here) and have everyone die off again before killing the enemies.  then you just repeat the cycle of start game -> have leader quit -> invite leader back -> complete objective without killing all enemies -> commit suicide.

it's boring but you get hundreds of thousands of dollars in an hour.  very helpful for the shitty random weapon upgrade system.  again tho, i dunno if they patched it out.
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« Reply #699 on: April 15, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
Man, the quality of players online since they put out the resurgence pack has been terrible. I had started playing on gold because silver wasn't much of a challenge anymore, but now I'm struggling on silver matches with the teammates that I've been getting. Me and Positive Touch tried 3 silver matches last night and didn't complete one. These are high leveled players too. I'm guessing that everyone is trying out their new classes/weapons or something.

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« Reply #700 on: April 15, 2012, 01:23:59 PM »
Shoot me an invite next time you guys are on with it. Although I'm not great myself.  :teehee

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« Reply #701 on: April 15, 2012, 01:26:52 PM »
yeah i've seen tons of people trying out low-level characters and getting slaughtered.  sorry people, but you ain't gonna beat gold with that level 14 krogan.  i'm hoping they'll leave after the weekend and we can get back to some real matches.

also HELL YEAH i got my first n7 gun - the scorpion, that pistol that fires a round that sticks onto enemies before is explodes!  it sucks


Shoot me an invite next time you guys are on with it. Although I'm not great myself.  :teehee

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« Reply #702 on: April 18, 2012, 12:11:49 AM »
If you guys see me on, feel free to hop in party with me, if there's room you're more than welcome to join.  I'm always in a party when I play, so just hop in.
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« Reply #703 on: April 18, 2012, 07:33:15 AM »
If you guys see me on, feel free to hop in party with me, if there's room you're more than welcome to join.  I'm always in a party when I play, so just hop in.

alrite more players! 

just got one of the batarian characters; he's melee-focused like the new krogan character which means he is AWESOME.  he can't teleport around the map, but i upgraded his melee attack so much that his charge attack can one- or two-hit kill almost anything.  nothing like walking up to one of those sword-toting assholes and smashing their face wide open.  only problems are that he can't run into a group (at least on gold mode) and that asshole sniper teammates like to pick off my targets before i can get to them.   
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« Reply #704 on: April 24, 2012, 11:48:50 AM »
Priority dreadnought

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It sure didn't take much convincing for legion to fuck over his entire crew and species
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« Reply #705 on: April 24, 2012, 01:19:47 PM »
I was real disappointed that you never got Volus, Elcor or Batarian party members in the series :(
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« Reply #706 on: April 27, 2012, 09:28:26 PM »
What a fucking piece of shit that game was.

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« Reply #707 on: April 27, 2012, 09:30:34 PM »
I get this game for mah barfday on thorsday. If nothing else I'll get to see how meh it is for myself, gotta FINISH TEH FIGHT!!1
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« Reply #708 on: April 27, 2012, 11:26:42 PM »
What a fucking piece of shit that game was.

Yeah, kind of. lolz

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« Reply #709 on: April 28, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »
It is a credit to the other games that I even bothered to get to the end. I wish I hadn't.

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« Reply #710 on: April 28, 2012, 04:57:41 PM »
i agree guys; the game was fucking awesome
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« Reply #711 on: May 06, 2012, 12:00:56 PM »
My friend sent me this:


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« Reply #712 on: May 06, 2012, 12:25:07 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #713 on: May 06, 2012, 12:25:28 PM »
lol. I hadn't seen that one before.

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Re: MASS EFFECT 3 |OT|
« Reply #714 on: May 08, 2012, 09:39:11 AM »
Anyone have an online pass? Just got it from GameFly... is Infiltrator a good way to increase the Readiness?
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« Reply #715 on: May 08, 2012, 10:25:25 AM »
Vanguard with nova and charge is probably easiest

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« Reply #716 on: May 08, 2012, 12:13:57 PM »
I played with Soldier so on multiplayer I picked up all other classes for their unique ability achievements.

Took like a day on Bronze.

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« Reply #717 on: May 08, 2012, 04:05:34 PM »
Anyone have an online pass? Just got it from GameFly... is Infiltrator a good way to increase the Readiness?

god no...

go with an engineer.  you can easily strip away shields, do decent damage, and set up a probe that fights for you.  just make sure you equip a very lightweight weapon like an smg so your powers recharge fast.
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« Reply #718 on: May 08, 2012, 04:13:12 PM »
Um... I meant the iOS game dudes. lol.

Apparently its impossible to reach 4000 EMS which you need for the one achievement, without playing multi.
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« Reply #719 on: May 08, 2012, 04:28:31 PM »
oh.  well in that case... god no.  infiltrator is total shit, and it barely builds up your readiness level. you can download something for free called the mass effect 3 datapad that has a minigame that SLOWLY lets you build up your readiness level.  if you start it right now you MIGHT have your levels high enough by the time you finish the game.
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