Author Topic: Yum! Brands Thread of Live Mas |OT| [now with Dorito tacos] (Read 17756 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #60 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:34:56 PM »

just had a thought

mexican pizza with doritos base

omg

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #61 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:37:49 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 13, 2012, 11:08:29 PM

Yeah I want in on that cheesy gordita crunch doritos shit right now. Not sure how to ask them. Its kinda like some friend told you about some crazy sex thing he got to do with his girlfriend and you dont know how to ask your girlfriend about giving it a shot. I dont want to ruin my relationship with taco bell- I just want a dorito shell in my crunch!

Go to some strange Taco Bell and see if they'll do it first.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #62 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:40:51 PM »

Don't drive the Mustang though, or they'll make you. Gotta go undercover for this

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #63 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:45:56 PM »

i say drive the mustang and cut a hellacious doughnut in the parking lot if they say no, while yelling "NOBODY TURNS DOWN THE STANG!" out the window

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #64 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:28:59 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 13, 2012, 11:37:49 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 13, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Yeah I want in on that cheesy gordita crunch doritos shit right now. Not sure how to ask them. Its kinda like some friend told you about some crazy sex thing he got to do with his girlfriend and you dont know how to ask your girlfriend about giving it a shot. I dont want to ruin my relationship with taco bell- I just want a dorito shell in my crunch!

Go to some strange Taco Bell and see if they'll do it first.

out of context that sounds hilarious

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:09:05 AM »

CONFIRMATION

My brother texted me that they gave him a Dorito shell with his gordita around midnight. The front window person said they're normally not supposed to give them away, but they've got some many it doesn't matter. I'm guessing as long as you ask late at night it'll be all good. Unless the manager is a dick

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #66 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:13:51 AM »

ask at night- ask to go to the doritos room

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #67 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:49:48 AM »

It's sort of like asking for a couple onions with your fries at Burger King

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #68 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:53:53 AM »

Yeah pretty much

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #69 on:** March 14, 2012, 12:38:14 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on March 13, 2012, 11:45:56 PM

i say drive the mustang and cut a hellacious doughnut in the parking lot if they say no, while yelling "NOBODY TURNS DOWN THE STANG!" out the window

MAFSTANG. It must be called the MAFSTANG. In caps.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #70 on:** March 14, 2012, 03:38:42 PM »

I had a cheesy gordita crunch with dorito shell today. Pretty good.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #71 on:** March 14, 2012, 03:46:56 PM »

I ate at Taco Bell last night and I'm already thinking about going again.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #72 on:** March 14, 2012, 04:39:25 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #73 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:05:11 PM »

update

I got them to put my entire chalupa in a dorito shell omg

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #74 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:34:50 PM »

haha now theyre just bored

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #75 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:36:20 PM »

All I said was "so can you put the chalupa inside a Dorito taco? I'll pay extra" and she was like "oh no problem we can do that!"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #76 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:44:21 PM »

that borders on the absurd, thats awesome

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** March 16, 2012, 12:00:31 AM »

haha yea. Dorito shell inside a gordita makes more sense, and I bet is more likely to work if you ask.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #78 on:** March 16, 2012, 10:12:34 AM »

You're drunk with power, PD!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** March 16, 2012, 03:23:55 PM »

I went to another Taco Bell with my brother and tried the same shit and was REJECTED $:-\$

"can you put my chalupa in a Dorito shell please?"
"uh we aren't allowed to do that"

And I had been bragging to my brother all day about how flexible Taco Bell was with me. I looked like a fool

edit: this was a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut hybrid, maybe that's why

Barry Egan · « **Reply #80 on:** April 05, 2012, 10:47:49 AM »

Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Shell Coming THIS SUMMER!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #81 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:10:08 AM »

yes! will try!

Diunx · « **Reply #82 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:13:19 AM »

oh my god!!!!!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #83 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:15:50 AM »

What if they used the taco flavored doritos, that'd be fuckin weird

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #84 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:22:33 AM »

omg, the cool ranch taco shell is the greatest news evar

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #85 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:40:13 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 05, 2012, 11:15:50 AM

What if they used the taco flavored doritos, that'd be fuckin weird

sorry

so sorry

it was begging for it

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #86 on:** April 05, 2012, 12:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on April 05, 2012, 10:47:49 AM

Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Shell Coming THIS SUMMER!

Robo · « **Reply #87 on:** April 05, 2012, 12:27:45 PM »

Cooler Ranch sucks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #88 on:** April 05, 2012, 12:53:16 PM »

I wonder if they'll let us put a loco doritos taco INSIDE a cool ranch doritos shell and then INSIDE a cheesy gordita crunch.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #89 on:** April 05, 2012, 01:10:07 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 05, 2012, 12:53:16 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town

x 1,000,000

Barry Egan · « **Reply #90 on:** April 05, 2012, 02:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Robo on April 05, 2012, 12:27:45 PM

Cooler Ranch sucks.

It's my favorite flavor, but I always hated that they added the suffix -er to Cool. What is it cooler than

Barry Egan · « **Reply #91 on:** April 05, 2012, 09:51:34 PM »

Damn I suppose that's pretty obvious.

Robo · « **Reply #92 on:** April 05, 2012, 09:54:31 PM »

Never would've guessed. I just figured since ranch dressing sucks that people would think COOLER ranch would suck less.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #93 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:40:11 PM »

Quote from: Robo on April 05, 2012, 09:54:31 PM

Never would've guessed. I just figured since ranch dressing sucks that people would think COOLER ranch would suck less.

You must be brain damaged.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #94 on:** April 05, 2012, 11:48:44 PM »

In 48 hours I lost respect for two of my favorite white people: bud and robo. What a shame. As if denying Kim Kardashian's ass was bad enough, denying ranch dressing AND cool ranch Doritos is just...dressing on the shit salad

Robo · « **Reply #95 on:** April 06, 2012, 12:22:04 AM »

FWIW, I would never, ever deny the providence of Kim Kardashian's miraculous ass.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #96 on:** April 06, 2012, 06:48:40 AM »

i would definitely eat ranch dressing off kims ass

Mupepe · « **Reply #97 on:** April 06, 2012, 10:11:57 AM »

ranch is disgusting

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #98 on:** April 06, 2012, 11:14:59 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 06, 2012, 10:11:57 AM

ranch is disgusting

You can't help it, you're Mexican. I forgive you.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #99 on:** April 06, 2012, 01:55:04 PM »

I actually already heard about that from the Taco Bell Underground Gossip Railroad that runs through this town

while I wanted to share with my compatriots on the Bore, in the end I had to respect the Yum! code of conduct ("Doritos before Boritos")

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #100 on:** April 14, 2012, 09:56:55 PM »

wouldn't have happen if she had a gordita!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #101 on:** April 14, 2012, 10:04:41 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #102 on:** April 16, 2012, 07:01:03 PM »

I just noticed they have a combo thats essentially what I order- pretty awesome. Cheesy gordita crunch + two tacoz!!!! bought. Eating

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #103 on:** April 16, 2012, 09:00:09 PM »

My new regular order is the Chicken Burrito Meal Deal ($2.39, Burrito/Medium Drink/bag of Doritos) and two Doritos tacos.

Diunx · « **Reply #104 on:** April 16, 2012, 09:09:35 PM »

I changed mine to a chicken taco and a soft chicken taco from their "fresco" healthy menu.

Gotta eat healthy in this dangerous times.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #105 on:** April 16, 2012, 09:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 16, 2012, 09:09:35 PM

I changed mine to a chicken taco and a soft chicken taco from their "fresco" healthy menu.

Gotta eat healthy in this dangerous times.

well you're officially out of the Taco Bell Club

Brehvolution · « **Reply #106 on:** April 17, 2012, 09:31:26 AM »

Quote from: Robo on April 05, 2012, 12:27:45 PM

Cooler Ranch sucks.

Finally, someone who shares my hatred of cool ranch. At the vending machine here in the office, the guy alternates cool ranch and regular doritos that motherfucker.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #107 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:51:54 AM »

Behold, Taco Bell's New Mountain Dew 'Mixology' Monstrosity

Huff · « **Reply #108 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:18:29 AM »

That has to be a joke

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #109 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:23:15 AM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #110 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:23:26 AM »

Live Mas bitch.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #111 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:44:30 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #112 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:23:52 AM »

If it was Baha Blast, I'd be heading that way right now.

Reb · « **Reply #113 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:58:51 PM »

I bet its good, why would they do that if it doesnt taste good?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #114 on:** May 31, 2012, 04:04:10 PM »

I had a Crunchwrap Supreme with some Baha Blast for lunch today in honor of this thread. I'm going to give the leftover taco to my daughter to spread the love.

benjipwns · « **Reply #115 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:42:17 PM »

The Taco Bell stuff in the grocery store was on sale so I gave it a try just in case it was close to the actual goods.

It pretty much is, I couldn't really tell a difference with the tacos I made other than the beef was probably too high of quality in the taco. The refried beans don't seem right though so my burritos were off more. Didn't try anything more advanced than that yet.

Anyway, all of it was 50% off. So now I have a lot of Taco Bell seasoning and bottled sauce in my cupboard. And ate like 35 tacos over a week.

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #116 on:** June 01, 2012, 05:59:46 PM »

Man, I haven't had Taco Bell in over a MONTH. I'm gettin' the shakes.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #117 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:36:23 PM »

I used to drink 7up mixed with OJ all the time when I worked at KFC. It's really good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #118 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:37:59 PM »

Mountain Dew is like the worst thing you can drink, that shit eats your teeth

The Sceneman · « **Reply #119 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:39:11 PM »

well it's probably on par with coke, or any energy drink

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