Author Topic: Repository for cringeworthy things said or written by people you know |OT| (Read 6888 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** March 08, 2012, 01:16:15 PM »

Quote

Sometimes I think my heart is too sensitive for this world and I want to hide

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #1 on:** March 08, 2012, 01:32:52 PM »

Quote

I only see prostitutes to keep my burning desire to rape women in check

Momo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2012, 01:32:56 PM »

Quote

Momo says:
so small?
Kevin says:
yes
Momo says:
so then what happened?
Kevin says:
I couldnt find a hole small enough for it to go into :|

spoiler (click to show/hide)

out of context lol, in context we're talking about pc assembly

[close]

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2012, 01:38:30 PM »

I saw this rant on my FB newsfeed last night and had a good giggle.

Quote

Every time a huge issue like Kony is brought to light, people show their true colors & I realize how many FUCKING ASSHOLES there are out there. Stop calling everyone misinformed just bevause you are lacking compassion. I see people as people, not countries or colors & the Kony movement is about raising awareness.

brob · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2012, 01:48:41 PM »

I've come close to doing some ranting about the kony stuff. but then I remember it's better to do that sort of stuff face to face, and I bottle it back up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2012, 02:05:04 PM »

Quote

I hate that people are getting so involved with this KONY issue. Do you not realize we have children and young women sold into slavery and sex trade EVERY DAY right here at home in Houston. If you want to be involved aware and actually have a hand in helping a good cause, why not start at home?

Huff · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2012, 02:33:55 PM »

Quote

ate a doritos locos taco yesterday. i think the McRib has a strong competitor this year

McRib

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** March 08, 2012, 05:46:06 PM »

Quote

Why is everyone conjugating in here?"

said in a crowded room

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2012, 05:47:40 PM »

we need a cringe emoticon

Timber · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2012, 06:03:33 PM »

I'm moving to Houston.

etiolate · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2012, 06:24:48 PM »

Quote

Immortals is bye far the tightest movie ive seen ever..if u havent seen it..suggest u go see it rite away..

oh facebook

Quote

-A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WAS SHOT 6 TIMES BY HIS STEPFATHER,THIS BOY WAS PROTECTING HIS LITTLE 2 YEARS OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUT TO BE RAPED BY THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN.THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET HURT THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER.THEIR MOM WAS A WORK WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED.NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNG MAN IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ,BUT DOCTORS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS HE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH IS VERY COSTLY AND WHICH HIS MOM CANNOT PAY.ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45 CENTS FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS THIS TO THEIR WALL,SO PLEASE PASTE AND PASS THIS ON SO THAT TOGETHER WE CAN HELP SAVE THIS BOYS LIFE...

-ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES?
-I guess

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2012, 07:41:10 PM »

I hate when people I know repost those stories.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2012, 07:50:05 PM »

Quote

we are cry we are smile we are happy we are sad we are fuck up we are successful we are high we are low we are short we are long we are shit we are gold
what,s going on world ? what,s going to space ? i know earth is spin and spin
i wanna asking to u when u can stop ? i dont think so it,s happen what day ?
eyes is dry as desert heart is brake as piece of bottle on street and brain is suck as damn shit car i need answer. jy is going good just need more jumping for smell spiring air and my energy up

I only met this dude once, but I will never remove this guy from Facebook.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2012, 07:50:16 PM »

This has been around for years in various forms and always makes me cringe:

Quote

When the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Is this man truly a genius? Checked out and this is true…it DID happen! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A…. (substituting grades for dollars – something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students

who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #14 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:03:47 PM »

some ir forum:

Quote

The hardest thing for white guys to accept is that they're not the studs they thought they were. Accepting that you have a little dick and that you really love watching Black cock fuck white pussy is very psychologically intimidating for many white guys. I started watching interracial at age 20 but it took me probably two full years to really accept it and "fall in love" so to speak. I find the effect that ir porn is having on racial thoughts in white guys to be very fascinating. On the one hand is the minority that really dislikes ir and finds it psychologically unacceptable.

On the other hand is the minority such as myself who would never watch non-interracial again. Very interesting topic!

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 08:03:47 PM

some ir forum:

Quote
The hardest thing for white guys to accept is that they're not the studs they thought they were. Accepting that you have a little dick and that you really love watching Black cock fuck white pussy is very psychologically intimidating for many white guys. I started watching interracial at age 20 but it took me probably two full years to really accept it and "fall in love" so to speak. I find the effect that ir porn is having on racial thoughts in white guys to be very fascinating. On the one hand is the minority that really dislikes ir and finds it psychologically unacceptable.

On the other hand is the minority such as myself who would never watch non-interracial again. Very interesting topic!

pro-tip: this guy has a small dick and he's projecting the belief that black men have big dicks to make up for lack of self esteem, also probably hates himself so he has to project that rage towards white dudes.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** March 08, 2012, 10:09:30 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 08, 2012, 08:26:41 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 08:03:47 PM
some ir forum:

Quote
The hardest thing for white guys to accept is that they're not the studs they thought they were. Accepting that you have a little dick and that you really love watching Black cock fuck white pussy is very psychologically intimidating for many white guys. I started watching interracial at age 20 but it took me probably two full years to really accept it and "fall in love" so to speak. I find the effect that ir porn is having on racial thoughts in white guys to be very fascinating. On the one hand is the minority that really dislikes ir and finds it psychologically unacceptable.

On the other hand is the minority such as myself who would never watch non-interracial again. Very interesting topic!

pro-tip: this guy has a small dick and he's projecting the belief that black men have big dicks to make up for lack of self esteem, also probably hates himself so he has to project that rage towards white dudes.

Quit talking about SG that way. It's not like in every single post he makes he has to remind us that he works out, has a more expensive computer than anyone here, or really likes bbc.

OH SHIT WAIT

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** March 08, 2012, 10:13:15 PM »

Jealous much?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** March 08, 2012, 10:18:42 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 08, 2012, 09:08:52 PM

Ugh, T EXP that story made me raaaggggeee. So over simplified, misleading and insulting.

I checked out this story and this is true...it DID happen!

They just left out the ending, where every student immediately dropped the class and enrolled with the other economics professor that isn't a gobstobber. Or the alternate ending, where the dean of students comes into his office and is like "Yeah...we're going to need to move you into the Health and Physical Education department this semester, maybe teach a swimming class or two."

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2012, 11:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 10:13:15 PM

Jealous much?

What's awesome about shallow, narcissistic douchenozzles is that they all, no exceptions, think that FUCKING EVERYBODY IS JEALOUS OF THEM.

If I were you, I would probably shoot myself in the head. I say probably because I'm not entirely sure that would actually kill you, since it's fairly obvious brains aren't your strong suit.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #20 on:** March 08, 2012, 11:42:53 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2012, 11:26:40 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 10:13:15 PM
Jealous much?

What's awesome about shallow, narcissistic douchenozzles is that they all, no exceptions, think that FUCKING EVERYBODY IS JEALOUS OF THEM.

If I were you, I would probably shoot myself in the head. I say probably because I'm not entirely sure that would actually kill you, since it's fairly obvious brains aren't your strong suit.

WTF is your problem? You talk about my computer more than I do. All the fitness stuff is in the fitness thread. You don't have to read it if you don't want to.

I would respond to your attack on my intelligence but then you'd just say that I'm a narcissistic douche.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** March 08, 2012, 11:57:10 PM »

Sorry, I'm on the rag this week

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2012, 12:05:40 AM »

some of these need links so I can view them in all their glory, but then I realised it would be like the outside link thread.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2012, 03:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 22, 2012, 02:40:30 PM

No, I get naked like everyone else. I just don't enjoy it very much. I find the actual act of sex pretty gross. But I like the passion and emotion side.

That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2012, 03:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2012, 11:57:10 PM

Sorry, I'm on the rag this week

No worries little buddy, a few more moon turns and you'll be taking BBC again

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2012, 03:58:02 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 22, 2012, 03:55:40 PM

Lol that emoticon looks like a Simpsons weiner

Didn't you have to give up weed?

parallax · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:21:46 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on March 08, 2012, 07:50:16 PM

This has been around for years in various forms and always makes me cringe:

Quote
When the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Is this man truly a genius? Checked out and this is true…it DID happen! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A…. (substituting grades for dollars – something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students

who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that.

that is the dumbest shit ive ever heard...

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2012, 07:41:29 PM »

Ants. The black ones are always chilled, the red ones are really aggressive, and the yellow ones are always small. The white ones are always either the queens, or the nuggets the other ants seem to value above all else. So it's just like the sex trade.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2012, 07:55:46 PM »

Quote

i feel like being creative but i also feel like throwing a dramatic tantrum out of boredom.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** April 12, 2012, 10:30:45 AM »

Quote

Nothing is alright. Nothing will get fixed. So really can someone tell me what the fucking point is? It seems like there is more of a point to running your car into a wall going 90 down a highway

a good friend's girlfriend. No. She's not 16. She is in her mid 20's.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #30 on:** April 12, 2012, 10:48:17 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 08, 2012, 11:38:55 PM

Pretty good response to the economics professor allegory:

http://dailymull.com/1371/The-Tale-of-the-Economics-Professor

This is a great dissection, but he messed up when he generalised about the sort of conservatives whom the email is designed to appeal to - that's the sort of thing that would make me think twice about posting this as a rebuttal even though it's really well-argued and thorough.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** April 12, 2012, 12:13:19 PM »

"Girls don't get horny enough to fornicate unless they masturbated!"

Rebuttal from a 24 year old guy who was born and raised in the bay area. His argument was that even if pretty much all men were horny enough to consider breaking their religious obligations by having sex before marriage, that women are supposed to be limiting it by having more self-control.

Thankfully, the rest of us just laughed at that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** April 12, 2012, 01:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on March 08, 2012, 01:16:15 PM

Quote
Sometimes I think my heart is too sensitive for this world and I want to hide

This made me laugh out loud so hard

Diunx · « **Reply #33 on:** April 12, 2012, 02:26:20 PM »

Quote

this country is going to shit because people stopped fearing god

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #34 on:** April 14, 2012, 07:34:08 AM »

Quote

Dear Men,
If you meet her needs, she'll fulfill your wants.

She posts stuff like this every day. $:-\$

Sman · « **Reply #35 on:** April 14, 2012, 08:25:01 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 08, 2012, 08:26:41 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 08:03:47 PM
some ir forum:

Quote
The hardest thing for white guys to accept is that they're not the studs they thought they were. Accepting that you have a little dick and that you really love watching Black cock fuck white pussy is very psychologically intimidating for many white guys. I started watching interracial at age 20 but it took me probably two full years to really accept it and "fall in love" so to speak. I find the effect that ir porn is having on racial thoughts in white guys to be very fascinating. On the one hand is the minority that really dislikes ir and finds it psychologically unacceptable.

On the other hand is the minority such as myself who would never watch non-interracial again. Very interesting topic!

pro-tip: this guy has a small dick and he's projecting the belief that black men have big dicks to make up for lack of self esteem, also probably hates himself so he has to project that rage towards white dudes.

And usually, guys don't care about the male porn actor. He just needs to be this competent, fucking vehicle onto which the viewer can see himself.

If this guy is into interracial porn, it'd be more... normal if he'd watch white dudes fucking girls of different races.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Sman on April 14, 2012, 08:25:01 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 08, 2012, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 08:03:47 PM
some ir forum:

Quote
The hardest thing for white guys to accept is that they're not the studs they thought they were. Accepting that you have a little dick and that you really love watching Black cock fuck white pussy is very psychologically intimidating for many white guys. I started watching interracial at age 20 but it took me probably two full years to really accept it and "fall in love" so to speak. I find the effect that ir porn is having on racial thoughts in white guys to be very fascinating. On the one hand is the minority that really dislikes ir and finds it psychologically unacceptable.

On the other hand is the minority such as myself who would never watch non-interracial again. Very interesting topic!

pro-tip: this guy has a small dick and he's projecting the belief that black men have big dicks to make up for lack of self esteem, also probably hates himself so he has to project that rage towards white dudes.

And usually, guys don't care about the male porn actor. He just needs to be this competent, fucking vehicle onto which the viewer can see himself.

If this guy is into interracial porn, it'd be more... normal if he'd watch white dudes fucking girls of different races.

I don't know of it's more normal but that's how I feel. If the guy's dick is black, it kind of kills any suspension of disbelief. It makes me wonder if I should feel guilty when I skip videos that have everything that I would like in a scene except for a black dude.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:16:57 PM »

Quote

I read minds/intentions/tones of voice/subtle changes in body language instantly. I'm incredibly sensitive and keenly intuitive. It's a gift and a curse.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 13, 2012, 09:16:57 PM

Quote
I read minds/intentions/tones of voice/subtle changes in body language instantly. I'm incredibly sensitive and keenly intuitive. It's a gift and a curse.

You know that Possum lady in real life?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:21:29 PM »

Who is Possum lady?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 13, 2012, 09:21:29 PM

Who is Possum lady?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:37:36 PM »

I wish I knew that woman, looks like she gives an awesome massage:

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #42 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:43:31 PM »

pwned

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #43 on:** August 22, 2014, 08:29:08 PM »

vitamins cannot protect me from the strange distance I feel from life after reading about death in Hemingway's short stories

News:

Author Topic: Repository for cringeworthy things said or written by people you know |OT| (Read 6888 times)