Author Topic: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time. (Read 6438 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** March 13, 2012, 09:36:29 PM »

Cheese roll ups

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:41:51 PM »

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:01:54 PM »

I love a good cheese roll-up. I love how the taco bell I go to always manages to get one shred of lettuce in every roll up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2012, 11:31:31 PM »

Your colon is gonna get raped.

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2012, 12:03:24 AM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:22:18 AM »

These fuckign Taco Bell threads are killing me. The nearest one is like 20-30 min away on the subway and almost every time I read one of these I make the trip like a fat piece of shit.

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:30:38 AM »

I get paid tomorrow! I think you all know what that means!!!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:49:47 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2012, 01:30:38 AM

I get paid tomorrow! I think you all know what that means!!!

Wait, you don't eat at Taco Bell until you're flush with cash. How does that work?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:04:59 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 14, 2012, 01:49:47 AM

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2012, 01:30:38 AM
I get paid tomorrow! I think you all know what that means!!!

Wait, you don't eat at Taco Bell until you're flush with cash. How does that work?

He lives in God's toilet, or the equivalent anyway.

parallax · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2012, 03:05:29 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 13, 2012, 10:11:31 PM

Wrath please come to Portland so we can get stoned and eat taco bell. Are you 21 yet? Fun bars toooooo

oregon? or maine?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2012, 09:44:16 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2012, 01:30:38 AM

I get paid tomorrow! I think you all know what that means!!!

TWO BEAN BURRITOS TWO BEAN BURRITOS! NO ONIONS!

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2012, 10:02:11 AM »

They don't have onions in our TBs :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2012, 10:50:24 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2012, 10:02:11 AM

They don't have onions in our TBs :'(

Yes yes yes yes! I'm moving there! we will be roomies!!

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2012, 10:52:40 AM »

smh, onions >>>>>> disgusting tomato.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2012, 01:31:23 PM »

Quote from: parallax on March 14, 2012, 03:05:29 AM

Quote from: Spencer on March 13, 2012, 10:11:31 PM
Wrath please come to Portland so we can get stoned and eat taco bell. Are you 21 yet? Fun bars toooooo

oregon? or maine?

The only one that matters.

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OREGON

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Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2012, 02:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2012, 10:52:40 AM

smh, onions >>>>>> disgusting tomato.

neither belong on mexican food. but in general tomatoes >>>>>>>> onions

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2012, 05:45:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2012, 09:41:51 PM

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

Ive never had it.

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2012, 10:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 14, 2012, 05:45:36 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2012, 09:41:51 PM
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

Ive never had it.

But you're a dirty Yuro-peon! How can you know the glory of Taco Bell, the franchise that singlehandedly blows out the waistlines of all races of Americans?! YOU MUST NEVER KNOW.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:03:30 PM »

I dunno, taco bell doesnt really affect my weight, im only like 153. Now KFC- that'd do it

WanderingWind · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2012, 10:22:02 AM »

Chalupas are made for being drunk off your gourd. They are god's little gift to alcoholics.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2012, 03:55:52 PM »

Chalupas get cold faster than everything else at Taco Bell, it's weird

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2012, 07:44:02 PM »

That saudi asshole 'gonna be singing allahu akbar all night

WanderingWind · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2012, 12:42:53 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 16, 2012, 03:55:52 PM

Chalupas get cold faster than everything else at Taco Bell, it's weird

Their awesomness must be consumed quickly.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2012, 07:22:28 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on March 13, 2012, 09:36:29 PM

Cheese roll ups

Wait. So let me get this straight. A "cheese roll up" is THIS:

Why not just buy your own pack of tortillas and "mexican mix" cheese and nuke them for 30 seconds?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2012, 02:24:16 PM »

I loved cooking while high.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2012, 06:55:41 AM »

I'm going to hijack this thread with In'n'Out:

Momo · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2012, 07:13:39 AM »

god damn golden frogs :'(

Huff · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2012, 07:14:57 AM »

Never had InnOut but 5 guys looks better

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2012, 08:26:31 AM »

both are incredibly over rated

cheeburger cheeburger

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2012, 08:48:18 AM »

Quote from: Huff on March 21, 2012, 07:14:57 AM

Never had InnOut but 5 guys looks better

Let's compare:
Five guys: two patties, two slices of cheese and mushrooms $4.99

In'n'Out: four patties, four slices of cheese and a milk $4.99

In'n'Out gets my vote.

Momo · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:12:54 AM »

That 5 guys thing looks like regurgitated garbage

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:16:23 AM »

After going to 5 guys a few time I think it's expensive and overrated. A single patty bacon cheeseburger is $6, add a drink for $3, more fries than you can eat for another $3, and that's $12 that would have gotten you a better meal anywhere else with change left over.

CG's 5 guys pic is spot on.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:43:57 AM »

Whichever chain won't cave to the pussy ass demands of the anti-carb crowd and will only serve their burgers with FUCKING BUNS the way God intended gets my vote! :usa

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:15:56 AM »

Five Guys

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:51:47 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 14, 2012, 02:17:05 PM

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2012, 10:52:40 AM
smh, onions >>>>>> disgusting tomato.
neither belong on mexican food. but in general tomatoes >>>>>>>> onions

blasphemy.

not only have you sinned against ONIONS but tomatoes? On mexican they're REQUIRED

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:52:31 AM »

In N Out > Five Guys

Five Guys is overrated as fuck and even more expensive, to boot.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:56:35 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 21, 2012, 09:16:23 AM

After going to 5 guys a few time I think it's expensive and overrated. A single patty bacon cheeseburger is $6, add a drink for $3, more fries than you can eat for another $3, and that's $12 that would have gotten you a better meal anywhere else with change left over.

CG's 5 guys pic is spot on.

This. I went to five guys twice in the past 6 months. My dad and I got burgers for the whole family (of three) and it was like 30 fucking bucks.

I went by myself about two months back, and it was like 10 bucks for a burger, fries, and drink. Five Guys' name is pretty accurate as it is literally five dudes shoving their cocks up every single hole in your body as you crap out dollar bills and the burger isn't even THAT good warranting such a charge.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:00:07 AM »

Whataburger > Five Guys
Sonic > Five Guys
Jack in the Box > Five Guys
Wendy's > Five Guys
In N Out > Five Guys

Five Guys sucks balls.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:06:28 AM »

I won't go as far to say that 5 guys sucks. I just feel my money goes a lot further elsewhere.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:07:25 AM »

Okay, they don't suck, but for 10 bucks why would I want to go to a burger joint? That is a rip off.

I can get one of the best burritos in Tejas for like 3 bucks as a local taqueria. I can go to Wendy's and get a spicy chicken sandwich for literally one dollar. Why would I want to pay 6 bucks for a burger?

Robo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:09:54 AM »

It's not a rip-off for the amount of food they give you.

That said, nobody should be eating that much burger and fries.

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:10:24 AM »

Exactly.

But it's also a ripoff because the food isn't that great anyways.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:11:55 AM »

When I had Five Guys I liked it but honestly the beef itself tasted just as good as Wendy's when Wendy's is on its game (not sloppy). The appeal is all the toppings but honestly thats just putting lipstick on a pig in some cases. A good burger should be good even without all the toppings.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:12:40 AM »

I didn't see how it was any better than Whataburger or Wendy's or Sonic in terms of quality.

And all you need for a good burger is lettuce, burger, pickles, tomatoes, mayo, cheese, and onions.

Robo · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:41:28 AM »

Pub burgers never fail to satisfy. There's a bar nearby that serves an incredible half-pound burger topped with crabcake, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion petals on the side for $10. If I'm not in a rush, that's where I'm headed.

chronovore · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2012, 06:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 21, 2012, 09:43:57 AM

Whichever chain won't cave to the pussy ass demands of the anti-carb crowd and will only serve their burgers with FUCKING BUNS the way God intended gets my vote! :usa

CARBO-FUCKING-HYDRATES.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #46 on:** March 22, 2012, 05:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 21, 2012, 10:39:52 AM

Yeah CG is misrepresenting 5 guys -- if you only got mushrooms on your burger that's your own damn fault!

I don't get burgers for the toppings alone. The meat is the real deal.

And while we're on the toppings, it's nice they have free toppings and it's great marketing because people love free shit nomatter how horrendous the quality but none of them are good. It appeals to the quantity over quality crowd.

Quote from: chronovore on March 21, 2012, 06:34:54 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 21, 2012, 09:43:57 AM
Whichever chain won't cave to the pussy ass demands of the anti-carb crowd and will only serve their burgers with FUCKING BUNS the way God intended gets my vote! :usa

CARBO-FUCKING-HYDRATES.

I'm not anti-carb. I never liked bread, rice or pasta of any kind. Eating too much (more than a few bites) makes me sick. Plus it doesn't taste good.

chronovore · « **Reply #47 on:** March 23, 2012, 08:19:31 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 22, 2012, 05:14:05 PM

I'm not anti-carb. I never liked bread, rice or pasta of any kind. Eating too much (more than a few bites) makes me sick. Plus it doesn't taste good.

O_o

Are you absolutely certain that you're Asian? "Combo" meals here in Japan mean both rice AND noodles.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #48 on:** March 23, 2012, 08:37:55 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 23, 2012, 08:19:31 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 22, 2012, 05:14:05 PM
I'm not anti-carb. I never liked bread, rice or pasta of any kind. Eating too much (more than a few bites) makes me sick. Plus it doesn't taste good.

O_o

Are you absolutely certain that you're Asian? "Combo" meals here in Japan mean both rice AND noodles.

When I went to Asia with an ex he was seriously worried I wouldn't have anything to eat. Lucky for me there's enough of a self conscious, dieting market there that I had plenty of options. It's not unusual for me to order two entrees. Or like for my burgers I'll usually double/triple the normal serving size.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #49 on:** March 23, 2012, 08:41:08 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 21, 2012, 09:16:23 AM

After going to 5 guys a few time I think it's expensive and overrated. A single patty bacon cheeseburger is $6, add a drink for $3, more fries than you can eat for another $3, and that's $12 that would have gotten you a better meal anywhere else with change left over.

CG's 5 guys pic is spot on.

Seriously. For $12 I can get this:

One pound of ground, flame broiled goodness.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #50 on:** March 29, 2012, 01:48:04 AM »

Didn't read this thread, just looked at the title and necro bumped.

Hadn't had taco bell in a long while, figured I'd try it. Got three doritos locos tacos and a 5 layer burrito all with no sour cream. Oh holy shit, taco bell redeemed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** March 29, 2012, 04:22:01 PM »

Just imagine no pico de gallo because it's gross

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #52 on:** March 29, 2012, 04:45:39 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 23, 2012, 08:41:08 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 21, 2012, 09:16:23 AM
After going to 5 guys a few time I think it's expensive and overrated. A single patty bacon cheeseburger is $6, add a drink for $3, more fries than you can eat for another $3, and that's $12 that would have gotten you a better meal anywhere else with change left over.

CG's 5 guys pic is spot on.

Seriously. For $12 I can get this:
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One pound of ground, flame broiled goodness.

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:00:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2012, 04:40:39 PM

There goes your legitimacy when talking about Mexican food.

I don't need legitimacy when I have taste on my side, fool.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #54 on:** March 29, 2012, 06:21:42 PM »

i forgot to mention that i got a chance to have a dorito taco the other day. it was ok. it tasted like just a saltier taco.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #55 on:** March 29, 2012, 08:02:54 PM »

Didn't eat Taco Bell for like a week, finally had a 7 layer burrito and some baja blast today. Worst week ever.

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** March 29, 2012, 08:25:00 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 21, 2012, 08:48:18 AM

In'n'Out: four patties, four slices of cheese and a milk $4.99

hahahaha

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #57 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:24:28 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 29, 2012, 08:25:00 PM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 21, 2012, 08:48:18 AM
In'n'Out: four patties, four slices of cheese and a milk $4.99

hahahaha

The best way to beat lactose intolerance is to force your body to take it.

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Honestly though, Asian women have a higher rate of osteoporosis at an earlier age. Add to that, most Asians have a sure chance of developing lactose intolerance and you've got a bad combo. Lactaid is my best friend.

Plus, milk is delicious.

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etiolate · « **Reply #58 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:52:23 AM »

This is the most heart attacky burger I've had:

the Phatty $7.75 … a bacon cheeseburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #59 on:** March 30, 2012, 04:04:36 AM »

Weaksauce when compared to the Vortex' Double Coronary Bypass:

"Topped with two fried eggs, six slices of American cheese, and eight slices of bacon, all served between two grilled cheese sandwiches that we use in place of the regular hamburger buns." (No lettuce, tomato or onion)

And yes, there's a Triple Coronary Bypass too.

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Author Topic: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time. (Read 6438 times)

Wrath2X