real talk: every wedding I've been to has been horrible. I've felt less oppressed at funerals.
I've discovered that the larger the JAYSUS presence, the worse the wedding generally speaking. Also, obviously the more booze the better.
This is true, but it's also annoying when the wedding is dominated by That Chick. You know, the hopelessly single sister or aunt of the bride who wants to control everything and make it "perfect" for her sister/niece/whatever. God dammit, I'm sitting here out of everyone's way eating, why do you have to get in my face telling me what to do, or asking who I am/why was I invited. I know the groom, gtfo my face