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MyNameIsMethodis

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2012, 01:16:21 PM »
holy shit so embarrasing ahhahgdahdgahga
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2012, 01:16:51 PM »
ugh, someone off methodis already
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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2012, 01:16:54 PM »
fucking ridiculous
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Oblivion

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2012, 01:17:17 PM »
This IGN stream is pretty shitty.

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2012, 01:17:55 PM »
this is so hilariously horrible oh my god can't breathe. its over for microsoft  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2012, 01:18:26 PM »
internet explorer for xbox, barrrrrrf
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Enl

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2012, 01:18:58 PM »
*CLAP TRACK*
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Oblivion

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2012, 01:19:35 PM »
"I'm proud to announce internet explorer is coming to Xbox this year"

parallax

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2012, 01:19:37 PM »
a browser now?

Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2012, 01:20:09 PM »
"I'm proud to announce internet explorer is coming to Xbox this year"

What the hell took so long?
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2012, 01:20:12 PM »
so hilariously bad microsoft  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2012, 01:23:33 PM »
Wow, 17 guests.

Yep, we're awesome. Welcome.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2012, 01:24:45 PM »
What was the ESPN thing? —I missed it.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #73 on: June 04, 2012, 01:25:23 PM »
tombraider looks great

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #74 on: June 04, 2012, 01:25:35 PM »
So I guess Tomb Raider is a cover shooter now.
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Oblivion

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2012, 01:25:42 PM »
This chick doesn't look like Tomb Raider at all!

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #76 on: June 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM »
I'm digging the new Tomb Raider
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cool breeze

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #77 on: June 04, 2012, 01:27:52 PM »
tomb raider looks pretty good

need headphones to play...

Oblivion

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #78 on: June 04, 2012, 01:30:10 PM »
"Persistent, asynchronous multiplayer gameplay"? What the fuck does that mean?

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #79 on: June 04, 2012, 01:30:46 PM »
does anyone seriously give a shit about these C tier teams. Twisted Pixel have never made a good game either have the toy stroy guys
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2012, 01:31:52 PM »
all of those games looked horrible
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2012, 01:32:22 PM »
epic marble madness reboot :bow2

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2012, 01:33:46 PM »
Leon!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2012, 01:33:53 PM »
re6 looks hoooooooot
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #84 on: June 04, 2012, 01:34:28 PM »
are you serifous? It looks horrible. Zombies die in one hit, bad graphics. embarrasing
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #85 on: June 04, 2012, 01:34:56 PM »
Usher Raymond IV
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #86 on: June 04, 2012, 01:35:56 PM »
are you serifous? It looks horrible. Zombies die in one hit, bad graphics. embarrasing

If this were being shown at the Sony conference you'd be spasming in the corner.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #87 on: June 04, 2012, 01:36:25 PM »
Was Leon strafing with his gun drawn?  Series ruined.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #88 on: June 04, 2012, 01:36:43 PM »
no I wouldnt it still looks horrible
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #89 on: June 04, 2012, 01:39:19 PM »
yeah, the RE6 bit they showed wasn't good.  supposedly they're showing Chris and Wesker's segments later.

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #90 on: June 04, 2012, 01:39:19 PM »
What's wrong with this girl?

Robo

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #91 on: June 04, 2012, 01:39:48 PM »
An Angry Birds ripoff for Kinect.  What a novel idea.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #92 on: June 04, 2012, 01:40:10 PM »
giantbomb are friends with the developer and their pissed they put some random girl on the stage and not the developer :lol
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #93 on: June 04, 2012, 01:40:19 PM »
FUCK ES THE NEW SOUTH PARK GAME

I can't wait
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Oblivion

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #94 on: June 04, 2012, 01:40:35 PM »
This broad sounds SUPER enthusiastic.

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #95 on: June 04, 2012, 01:41:45 PM »
southpark looks good

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #96 on: June 04, 2012, 01:41:47 PM »
:bow will buy on superior PS3
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #97 on: June 04, 2012, 01:41:50 PM »
that looks fucking awesome  :lol

Paper Mario combat styled.  So awesome.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2012, 01:42:16 PM »
I want this!

Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #99 on: June 04, 2012, 01:42:25 PM »
Really bummed it got delayed to next year, cannot wait.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #100 on: June 04, 2012, 01:42:27 PM »
Trey trolling this horrid conference  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2012, 01:43:19 PM »
In low res Trey looks like Huge Laurie

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2012, 01:43:47 PM »
Oh wow, first game I'm genuinely interested in has been shown I guess...
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2012, 01:44:15 PM »
harmonix are embarrasing
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2012, 01:45:06 PM »
I want that South Park game so hard.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #105 on: June 04, 2012, 01:45:16 PM »
hahahahha

pre-recorded Usher - "yo, tell em what's up, real Usher."

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #106 on: June 04, 2012, 01:45:24 PM »
me too but on ps3 where it wont have stupid gimmiks
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #107 on: June 04, 2012, 01:46:08 PM »
Because the PS3 never has stupid gimmicks, rite? :lol
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2012, 01:46:25 PM »
usher.


2012.

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2012, 01:46:26 PM »
honestly nothing would be lost if harmonix went out of business
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Oblivion

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #110 on: June 04, 2012, 01:46:34 PM »
Wow, they got Usher to perform.

That's pretty gangsta.

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2012, 01:46:52 PM »
I really don't hate the blacks, but Mixeostdr are the distinguished black fellows.
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2012, 01:47:29 PM »
I'm dying here. A bunch of game journalists being treated to an Usher song and dance sequence. Not like this... not like this.
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Enl

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2012, 01:47:41 PM »
And now for the appropriate musical half time show.
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cool breeze

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #114 on: June 04, 2012, 01:48:08 PM »
usher introducing himself made this whole thing worthwhile


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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #115 on: June 04, 2012, 01:49:21 PM »
Hahahahhahaah he used Ushers name as a segue to use the word ushering oh my god
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #116 on: June 04, 2012, 01:49:25 PM »
Jesus christ, why do they always do this? Do journalists give a shit?

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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #117 on: June 04, 2012, 01:51:04 PM »
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #118 on: June 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM »
theyre making dance central a annualized game. dance central 2 was last year dance central 3 is this year. embarrasing.

i feel bad for you xbots. atleast you can shoot yourself and not feel totally bad. you had ag ood run
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Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
« Reply #119 on: June 04, 2012, 01:52:50 PM »
lol at the copy pasta drones. weak. And it looks like only 2% of this sequence is playable.
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