Author Topic: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING) (Read 15916 times)

magus · « **on:** June 04, 2012, 10:54:08 AM »

come fuck it up in chat

http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com

streaming link

http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conferences/

started

- halo 4 trailer with actual gameplay
- splinter cell:blacklist trailer and gameplay kinect support,insult people to attract them toward you,call air strike
- welcome the dickhead of ea sports,all of those boring ea sports game with kinect support,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- some football player on stage to show madden
- fable the journey,moar kinect,no gameplay
- snore of wars,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,no gameplay
- forza horizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzon,no gameplay
- bing showcase <Borys> NO MOAR GAMES

- xbox music service called... xbox music... well at least it's better than wii music AMIRITE?
- fitness game called kinect training,oh god microsoft going full nintendo,nintendo killing gaming again,there aren't enough

- iphone app called xbox smartglass,connect your iphone and your 360 to do... a bunch of useless shit

- app works like the wii u controller,prepare for "OMG MICROSOFT STEALING IDEA'S!!1!" from the same people of "i don't see what's the big deal with the wii360 controller"

- back to games! yay! tomb raider! nay!
- did i mention they turned tomb raider into a shooter,they turned tomb raider into a shooter,AT LEAST THERE IS ONLY ONE FPS SO FAR
- tomb raider DLC will be temporaly exclusive to 360,IS IT THE PROLOGUE DESCRIBED IN THE E3 PREDICTION THREAD?
- actual new announcements

- game made by signal studios ascend new gods,i can't even make a joke about this being a god of war clone because they put god in the title!

- pixel studios,lococycle,looks like marble madness? weird,use kinect
- capcom kobayashi showing resident evil 6,we have already ran out of new announcement
- more kinect games,wreeckteer? it's basicaly boom blox with kinect controls
- south park RPG,where are the new games?

- dance central 3

- call of duty black opzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- it's over

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:55:58 AM »

Omigod what

Fuck it all, I thought this was tomorrow. I'm sitting in a Honda dealership waiting for my 40k mile service...hold on let me see if there is wifi

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:57:37 AM »

I am there

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2012, 10:59:03 AM »

Okay I'm in.

maxy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:01:55 AM »

ENTERTAINMENT EVOLVED

it kicks off with Halo 4 campaign footage

you can also watch on your xbox(if you have gold,i think)

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:04:17 AM »

I predict

Halo 4
Entertainment
Call of Something
Embarrassing celebrity appearances
More Entertainment
Tears

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:07:07 AM »

Will this stream on UStream / JustinTV? I need to find a working streaming source for work

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:14:32 AM »

No streaming at work, so the only conference I'll get to see is Sony's when I get home. Fortunately, The Bore's commentary will probably be better than all the conferences.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:14:51 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:07:07 AM

Will this stream on UStream / JustinTV? I need to find a working streaming source for work

it'll be at giantbomb.com/chat

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:18:38 AM »

chat is bangin guys, get on hurr

pilonv1 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:20:21 AM »

You'll never believe what demi just showed everyone

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:24:31 AM »

Sheeeit. I can't find a live stream or update that isn't blocked at work

cool breeze · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:30:23 AM »

people think Alan Wake 2 will be announced because of domain names and stuff

otherwise

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:40:38 AM »

Here's a CAM view of the stage, I guess they will stream

http://www.ustream.tv/stuffwelike

Not official

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:49:18 AM »

No electricity here :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:51:41 AM »

When is the sony one? I might participate in the chat if it is while I'm at work.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:52:12 AM »

Sony is at like 11PM EST or some shit

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:53:20 AM »

Niiiice.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:54:04 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 11:51:41 AM

When is the sony one? I might participate in the chat if it is while I'm at work.

6 PM PST/9 PM EST

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2012, 11:58:26 AM »

Let the Kinect bullshit begin!

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:00:56 PM »

http://www.e3companion.com/

This is Microsoft's official stream

E-DuB · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:10:57 PM »

I want meltdowns and total hilarity. Don't let me down MS

Third · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:13:19 PM »

Haven't touched my X360 for over a year now.

I wonder if the conference will change that.

Gospel · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:13:49 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 04, 2012, 12:00:56 PM

http://www.e3companion.com/

This is Microsoft's official stream

Coolio

Third · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:20:16 PM »

I just hope the conf isn't all about Halo, Cod and the Kinect shit.

Will unplug the X360 for good if that's the case.

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:30:48 PM »

MS official stream seems like it's working here at work so far, hopefully the video feed doesn't get blocked.

Third · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:36:41 PM »

Halo Prime??

Looks pretty good actually

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:38:14 PM »

Halo 4 is looking hot!

Momo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:40:10 PM »

slow down in the chat nuccas

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:44:53 PM »

This is a huge improvement over Conviction.

cool breeze · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:49:41 PM »

splinter cell looks cool since they're going for pure action now. conviction was still wishy washy about it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:55:35 PM »

am I the only one who thinks Fable Journey looks cool $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:56:04 PM »

yes you are

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:57:55 PM »

Yeah, you are.

So far we've got sequels and more sequels. Also boring Kinect nonsense. Euthanize this industry already.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:58:03 PM »

oh awesome, Forza meets NFS

me likey

parallax · « **Reply #35 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:58:31 PM »

i dont care for forza, but that looked hot.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:59:04 PM »

this conference is embarrasing. bad game after bad game, sequel after sequel, horrible. splinter cell looked shit, forza looked shit. microsoft are a joke

parallax · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:01:17 PM »

is anyone else having trouble with the gamespot feed?

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:01:39 PM »

Conference over, no more games

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:01:53 PM »

Halo, Forza, Gears and Fable? Oh man, MS is really bringing the originality here!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:02:13 PM »

lol

nba gametime!

just in time for when the season is almost over

Oblivion · « **Reply #41 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:02:30 PM »

Oh, so that's how you pronounce Machinima.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #42 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:03:36 PM »

Not gonna lie, I'm gonna use the shit out of this ESPN stuff

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:04:19 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 04, 2012, 01:01:53 PM

Halo, Forza, Gears and Fable? Oh man, MS is really bringing the originality here!

Woah there, tiesto, they also had Splinter Cell!

Oblivion · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:04:54 PM »

lol sports

parallax · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:04:54 PM »

was that a microsoft tablet they showed?

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:05:45 PM »

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:06:16 PM »

They should've just gotten Spotify

Oblivion · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:09:25 PM »

Gotta say, that's a pretty sweet looking stage.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:09:42 PM »

this is embararsing. will this board close down after this due to the shame of the xbot?

Bebpo · « **Reply #50 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:10:49 PM »

So they didn't announce the Xbox 720 or 8 or whatever it's called?

There goes any chance PS4 is getting a teaser trailer this week.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #51 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:12:01 PM »

This is par for the course for e3, don't know why anyone actually expected this to be more than "eh, kinda cool, but mostly yawn."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:12:27 PM »

I guess I missed the good stuff, now they're talking about tablets and crap.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:12:40 PM »

Pretty much. New Halo and Gears = mad holiday sales.

How long is this, 60 minutes? 90?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #54 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:13:05 PM »

ITS OVER FOR MICROSOFT WHAT A EMBARRASMENT A TABLET APP LMAO LAMOGDAOG;DFSJGH;ASDKJGH;ASDIHGPDAS;GAEDG

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #55 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:14:42 PM »

So a mix between Apple Airplay and some stuff that the Wii U GamePad. Kinda cool, but I'd probably only use my iPhone for it.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #56 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:14:48 PM »

HOLY SHIT CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS SO HORRIBLE

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:15:20 PM »

You can use your tablet as a map while watching Game of Thrones, next-gen is here!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:15:39 PM »

lame no one is going to do anything with this

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #59 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 04, 2012, 01:12:27 PM

I guess I missed the good stuff, now they're talking about tablets and crap.

The only good stuff was Halo 4.

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Author Topic: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING) (Read 15916 times)