Author Topic: ubisoft's thing (tl;dr HOLY WTF WATCH DOGS) (Read 15628 times)

cool breeze · « **on:** June 04, 2012, 11:23:54 AM »

http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

6:00 PM EDT / 3:00 PM PDT

~~gaf is down so I don't know when it is.~~

Poorly hidden announcement is Splinter Cell Black List. Looks to be Conviction 2.

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Bebpo · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2012, 12:44:04 PM »

I still haven't played Conviction.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2012, 01:05:59 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 04, 2012, 12:44:04 PM

I still haven't played Conviction.

I've never played a Splinter Cell game. I remember playing a demo of the first one on the original Xbox, but that was it.

Bebpo · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 04, 2012, 02:17:57 PM

Things this game has going against it, in my opinion:

- Game looks awful graphically
- No drunken Michael Ironside
- The HUD is absolutely terrible
- Airstrikes? What in the fuck
- WHAT DOES HE NEED NIGHTVISION GOGGLES FOR? IT'S BRIGHT AS SHIT OUTSIDE.

Maybe my standards are pretty low from Japanese HD games, but that looks pretty good to me. Looks sharp and detailed with good character models.

brob · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:34:56 PM »

This series peaked (tremendously) with Chaos Theory. Don't care for automated combat scenarios. (Re-)Play Chaos Theory instead.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 01:05:59 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on June 04, 2012, 12:44:04 PM
I still haven't played Conviction.

I've never played a Splinter Cell game. I remember playing a demo of the first one on the original Xbox, but that was it.

Chaos Theory is a truly good game, and I am not a fan of stealth games

brob · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:40:31 PM »

The soundtrack to Chaos Theory by Amon Tobin is amazing as well. In the game it's cut up and works on cues n stuff like you'd imagine a video game to do, but the OST is a great collection of music. there was a swell remix album as well.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:46:06 PM »

Chaos Theory multiplayer was the shit. Or was I thinking Pandora Tomorrow?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:46:32 PM »

i think both games had similar MP and were good

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:48:04 PM »

yeah, PT introduced the spy vs mercs. Chaos Theory improved it and added co-op (which is great too).

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:48:48 PM »

"Sam Fisher is no longer hiding in the shadows. He’s taking the fight to the enemies of the United States in plain daylight, and he’ll do it by any means necessary. Whether through more traditional, conventional stealth tactics, or by blowing everything up in sight, the notion of variety and choice dominates the landscape of Splinter Cell Blacklist. That’s a good thing considering the formidable task at hand."

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2012, 02:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 02:48:48 PM

"Sam Fisher is no longer hiding in the shadows. He’s taking the fight to the enemies of the United States in plain daylight, and he’ll do it by any means necessary. Whether through more traditional, conventional stealth tactics, or by blowing everything up in sight, the notion of variety and choice dominates the landscape of Splinter Cell Blacklist. That’s a good thing considering the formidable task at hand."

brob · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:00:47 PM »

assassin's creed 12: homing pistols

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:02:41 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2012, 03:00:47 PM

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assassin's creed 12: homing pistols

Looks like a raping.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:16:37 PM »

Wouldn't enemies be able to see the glare of his goggles from a mile away?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:41:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 03:16:37 PM

Wouldn't enemies be able to see the glare of his goggles from a mile away?

You and your logic should go shut the hell up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:43:24 PM »

I played the first Splinter Cell on gamecube, and it became one of my favorite games. I don't think I played any of the sequels though. At the time I thought the game's story was pretty interesting, and I loved the gameplay. Perhaps I'll get the second on for PC.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:44:10 PM »

second was a slight let down, third was the best, rest sucked

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2012, 03:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 02:48:48 PM

"Sam Fisher is no longer hiding in the shadows. He’s taking the fight to the enemies of the United States in plain daylight, and he’ll do it by any means necessary. Whether through more traditional, conventional stealth tactics, or by blowing everything up in sight, the notion of variety and choice dominates the landscape of Splinter Cell Blacklist. That’s a good thing considering the formidable task at hand."

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

SPLINTER CELL SOLID

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2012, 05:47:22 PM »

Cell of Duty

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:00:21 PM »

Remember ubisoft's 2010 e3 show? So awesomely bad. Didn't think anything would top that laser tag thing but then Konami came on immediately after with their one millron twoops, slappin' luchadores, and homo erotic engrish dancing. 2010 was a good year.

cool breeze · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:01:57 PM »

http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

what to expect:

Ass Creed 3
Far Cry 3
Splinter Cell somethingorother
Rayman Legends
Beyond Good and Evil 2 (lol right?)
Just Dance 4
Skylanders 2

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:05:03 PM »

Skylanders is Activision.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:06:39 PM »

DANCE NUMBER

Things are looking good for this conference

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:06:49 PM »

I read somewhere that a wii u game might be here

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:08:30 PM »

Hot girls >>>>> usher

cool breeze · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:09:36 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 04, 2012, 06:06:49 PM

I read somewhere that a wii u game might be here

the first Wii game shown was that zombie clown ubi game, so maybe!

Takao · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:09:38 PM »

oh god florida

Purple Filth · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:10:54 PM »

Aisha Tyler? not bad

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:10:55 PM »

LANNNAAAAAAAAA

Takao · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:12:26 PM »

Far Kai 3

cool breeze · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:12:32 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:13:25 PM »

wat

they just showed vidya tits

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #33 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:14:13 PM »

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #34 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:14:38 PM »

The screen flashed to say "UBISOFT FUCKTREAL" lol wtf

Purple Filth · « **Reply #35 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:15:38 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:18:17 PM »

ugh, I'm sick of needless profanity and grittiness in these games

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:19:43 PM »

TIGERS

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:20:40 PM »

Ubisoft already taking advantage of players on bath salts. that was quick

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:23:02 PM »

i am glad that aisha tyler is as annoyed by that stripe-shirted shithead as i am

Trent Dole · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 04, 2012, 03:00:47 PM

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assassin's creed 12: homing pistols

SPLINTER CELL IN THE ASS

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #41 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:23:20 PM »

ubisoft fucking rules far cry will rule also

Takao · « **Reply #42 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:23:26 PM »

This French guy's suit is causing weird things to happen.

chronovore · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:23:41 PM »

Where is Rayman? Did he make an appearance?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:24:00 PM »

man, i would do naughty things with aisha tyler

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:24:32 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on June 04, 2012, 06:23:41 PM

Where is Rayman? Did he make an appearance?

i think he was one of the rapists in that far cry video

Takao · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:25:29 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on June 04, 2012, 06:23:41 PM

Where is Rayman? Did he make an appearance?

Skylanders: Rayman's Adventure hasn't been shown off yet.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:26:10 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 04, 2012, 06:24:00 PM

man, i would do naughty things with aisha tyler

saaaame. Too bad she has to bring herself down to this sort of awful though

Purple Filth · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:27:20 PM »

girl wood? WAT

cool breeze · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:27:46 PM »

weeeoooo news

Rayman Legends

wait wait wait, Legends is a Wii U game? I thought the Wii U version was just a version.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #50 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:28:09 PM »

wii u presentation? oh wow

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #51 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:28:15 PM »

WAGGLEVENGERS

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:28:39 PM »

oh fuck, its rayman :/

I thought they were gonna show avengers for it

Purple Filth · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:29:51 PM »

Rayman and Wii-U

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #54 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:31:21 PM »

Pretty cool looking. Doesn't really take great advantage of the screen though. I'm sensing a pattern

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #55 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:31:31 PM »

Looks like a PS3/360 game.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #56 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:32:10 PM »

that's a good looking game

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:33:35 PM »

doesn't appear to be any lag between touch screen and tv

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #58 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:33:43 PM »

Rayman QTE thing looks pretty badass. They should make more QTEs rhythm based.

Takao · « **Reply #59 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:33:47 PM »

Looks nice, too bad I'll never own a Wii U.

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