Author Topic: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN) (Read 125504 times)

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #180 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:15:18 PM »

Totally useless panaorama thing

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #181 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:15:27 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #182 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:16:12 PM »

well at least pikmin 3 happened

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #183 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:16:14 PM »

Objectively, it was awful. But when you factor in what it needed to be, it's even worse. I'm also gonna call it: The sales will reflect the awfulness. This is not going to do anywhere near as well as Wii. I'm thinking N64 levels.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #184 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:16:22 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:15:18 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:13:20 PM
Log back on guys. It ain't over.

that's just a re-run of the pre e3 show they already had

this is the saddest e3 ever

Really? He's going over Nintendo Land right now. They had that during the pre-E3 show?

Gospel · « **Reply #185 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:16:44 PM »

Shit was whack

Oblivion · « **Reply #186 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:01 PM »

This was fucking awful.

cool breeze · « **Reply #187 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:24 PM »

They're showing Dad-chasers for Nintendo Land.

Vertigo · « **Reply #188 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:25 PM »

Gaf is down.

magus · « **Reply #189 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:28 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:16:22 PM

Quote from: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:15:18 PM
Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:13:20 PM
Log back on guys. It ain't over.

that's just a re-run of the pre e3 show they already had

this is the saddest e3 ever

Really? He's going over Nintendo Land right now. They had that during the pre-E3 show?

no i just saw iwata with the wooden background and tought they were doing a rerun of that

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #190 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:34 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 01:15:27 PM

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that about sums it up

The Sceneman · « **Reply #191 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:39 PM »

that reggie gif is literally making me nauseous!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #192 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:17:50 PM »

this ongoing thing is awesome

dad chases grandma while Wii Music farty farts

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #193 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:18:17 PM »

I missed the first 75 minutes. Did anything remotely interesting happen?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #194 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »

God this shit is awful.

benjipwns · « **Reply #195 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:18:19 PM »

Keighley says there will be a SECRET GAME shown after his Reggie interview.

Hope it's another Nintendoland game

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #196 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:18:43 PM »

On the one hand pikmin 3 and NSMBU are enough for me to care, on the other 2/3rds of that was obvious sandbagging. Nintendoland is bad idea methinks too, too dependent on nintendo branding.

So, next year. I guess the unrealistic expectations will be set on

Retro's game
Smash
Monolith's project

AGAIN.

I think the thing that made it clear something was wrong was when the third party sizzle reel ran out REAL quick.

Diunx · « **Reply #197 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:19:02 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #198 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:19:23 PM »

guys, it's cool

we have Ninja Gaiden 3

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #199 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:19:31 PM »

This Donkey Kong thing looks like something I'd buy from the app store for .99

MCD · « **Reply #200 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 01:19:23 PM

guys, it's cool

we have Ninja Gaiden 3

magus · « **Reply #201 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 01:18:17 PM

I missed the first 75 minutes. Did anything remotely interesting happen?

i posted a summary on the first page,but the only good thing that happened was pikmin 3,no smash,wii u launching with a shitty minigame compilation,there aren't enough

emoticons

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #202 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:20:50 PM »

also only have ubisoft as the only 3rd party up with them is really bad

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #203 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:21:02 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 05, 2012, 01:17:50 PM

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The clapping came from the stereo speakers on the wii u game pad.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #204 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:21:23 PM »

he's gone bananas

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #205 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:21:30 PM »

E3 2012: "Man, fuck a bunch of games, check THIS shit."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #206 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:21:38 PM »

what the cunting cunt

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #207 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:21:43 PM »

A nice game of Donkey Kong on WiiU before this family goes off to picket their nearest abortion clinic.

Bebpo · « **Reply #208 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:22:14 PM »

WiiU, the Vita for your big screen TV!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #209 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:22:45 PM »

@ IWATA WITH THE BANANAS

cool breeze · « **Reply #210 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:22:59 PM »

Nintendo Land

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #211 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:23:07 PM »

Shut the fuck up about asymmetric gameplay. There's nothing new about it, you didn't invent it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #212 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:21:43 PM

A nice game of Donkey Kong on WiiU before this family goes off to picket their nearest abortion clinic.

If they are against abortions, why would they be playing the wii u?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #213 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:23:50 PM »

You really gotta be a true believer to be drinking this Kool-aid.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #214 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:24:09 PM »

I'm buying the shit out of iOS games just to spite these motherfuckers

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #215 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 01:23:11 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:21:43 PM
A nice game of Donkey Kong on WiiU before this family goes off to picket their nearest abortion clinic.

If they are against abortions, why would they be playing the wii u?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #216 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:24:35 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 05, 2012, 01:22:59 PM

Nintendo Land

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yep

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #217 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:24:45 PM »

I've been in a meeting all morning, what the hell did I miss?

benjipwns · « **Reply #218 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:25:17 PM »

This appears to be the spin, THE WII HAD NOTHING AT LAUNCH EITHER AND IT STILL WON:

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It's not DOA. There's over 20 launch games. And I'm intrigued by Zombie U. The Wii didn't have anything at launch apart from Zelda which was a Gamecube game.

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How is it DOA? The only thing Wii had at launch were some mediocre third-party games and Zelda Twilight Princess.

This thing has Pikmin 3, a new Mario, and some decent third party games. It's certainly not DOA.

maxy · « **Reply #219 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:26:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:24:45 PM

I've been in a meeting all morning, what the hell did I miss?

WIIU is DOA.

etiolate · « **Reply #220 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:26:34 PM »

Wii U
Daddy's coming to get you

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #221 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:26:50 PM »

Quote

And I'm intrigued by Zombie U.

Put this game on any other system and no one would even notice. Looks about as average as average can get.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #222 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:26:58 PM »

This whole after conference video is hilarious.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #223 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:27:37 PM »

Grandma, The Game.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #224 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:27:54 PM »

I'm smoking a cigarette, fuck it

Momo · « **Reply #225 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:28:11 PM »

Well that was bad

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #226 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:28:19 PM »

The Wii had Wii Sports at launch. This entire thing is GBA->GC connectivity. This is a failure on every level.

magus · « **Reply #227 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:28:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:24:45 PM

I've been in a meeting all morning, what the hell did I miss?

i made a summary on the first page,but the only worthwhile announcement was pikmin 3,the rest was usual nintendo junk,more mario milking,wii u launching with a lame minigames collection

bachikarn · « **Reply #228 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:28:31 PM »

ZombiU was the main 3rd party exclusive LOL

Some guy on GAF stalked LinkedIn profiles and found that they development is a complete mess. People keep leaving the project, and they have random people from all over working on it. I'm pretty sure the lead is also someone who has just worked on Facebook games.

It's going to suckkkk so much .

Vertigo · « **Reply #229 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:28:56 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:25:17 PM

This appears to be the spin, THE WII HAD NOTHING AT LAUNCH EITHER AND IT STILL WON:
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It's not DOA. There's over 20 launch games. And I'm intrigued by Zombie U. The Wii didn't have anything at launch apart from Zelda which was a Gamecube game.
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How is it DOA? The only thing Wii had at launch were some mediocre third-party games and Zelda Twilight Princess.

This thing has Pikmin 3, a new Mario, and some decent third party games. It's certainly not DOA.

The Wii had Wii Sports which is what more than sustained it for ages. As that game was actually fresh and fun.

This machine? will Wii Sports Grandma give a fuck aout Pikmin? I'm guessing no.

benjipwns · « **Reply #230 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:29:50 PM »

Reggie announcing Platinum Games thing on GT/Spike.

Nintendo published.

cool breeze · « **Reply #231 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:30:02 PM »

OMG PN03 sequel for Wii U (?)

P100 made by platinum games

bachikarn · « **Reply #232 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:30:42 PM »

wtf, Spike TV / Game Trailers is going to show a Wii U Platinum game

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #233 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:30:58 PM »

that's...why the fuck didn't they show that

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #234 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:31:02 PM »

ugh, platinum games

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #235 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:31:19 PM »

Wait theres a warioware thing in here

MCD · « **Reply #236 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:31:33 PM »

Now you can zoom up her ass with the Wii U pad.

cool breeze · « **Reply #237 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:31:51 PM »

launch lineup

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #238 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:32:07 PM »

And another ZombiU trailer......

So this is the WiiU's answer to Red Steel. An answer to a question no one asked or even wanted.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #239 on:** June 05, 2012, 01:32:39 PM »

PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

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Author Topic: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN) (Read 125504 times)