Author Topic: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN) (Read 125470 times)

cool breeze · « **on:** June 05, 2012, 10:31:31 AM »

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show starts with skit, PIKMIN
miyamoto showing wiiu pad, talks wiiu
PIKMIN 3 REVEALED WIIU CONFIRMED PURCHASE
Rock Pikmin, new type
Can use WM+ and shit to be more accurate
WiiU Pad shows overall map
Multiple "Leaders" (lack of Captain Olimar is a secret)
Challenge Mode
Pikmin 3 developed in mind for "challenging games"
Available on Showfloor
Reggie comes up
"23 wiiu titles on stage today"
netflux, hulu, youtube, amazon video
nintendo all-access - e3.nintendo.com (just like before)
asymetric gameplay
wiiu hardware supports 2 separate gamepads (the tablet)
video showing wiiu overview (i missed this since i had to get lunch)
New Super Mario Bros. U
Dark Souls like messages (from Nintendo Direct)
"boost mode"
person with gamepad can help with speedruns, create blocks
warner bros guy comes out to pimp batman arkham city "armored edition"
batman / catwoman have... armor
developed by montreal studio
B A T meter
power up... use gamepad to release energy
use pad to move remote batarangs
can tap explosive gel to explode
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Jeremiiah from 5th Cell (looks like a dopey meathead)
use gamepad to drag and drop items to create stuff, share with friends (if you have any)
LEARN MAXWELL'S STORY!!!!!!!!!! (wow)
3DS logo on trailer
sizzle reel
darksiders 2, mass effect 3 (!!!), tank tank tank, tekken tag tournament 2, trine 2 directors cut, ninja gaiden 3, aliens colonial marines
music and fitness wankery
"my body was ready" clap clap clap
WiiFit U
sexual implied trailer
uses wiifit board (as nintendo direct said)
basically what "sex" would be like between two mormons
Sing (working title)
developed by freestylegames
gamepad displays lyrics
3DS news
sad attempt to clap
new guy scott moffit
advertising tomorrow conference for 3ds games
new super mario bros 2
all about gold coins (wtf?)
coin block hat
literally like the entire game is coins
racoon tail
August 19th release
Paper Mario Sticker Star
pull stickers off the environment, use in battle
"holiday season" (physically and digitally?)
Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
"holiday season"
sizzle reel
castlevania mirror of fate, epic mickey, scribblenauts, kingdom hearts (lol that was it)
MORE AT TOMORROWS CONFERENCE
reggie back
Lego City Undercover (WiiU)
open world
use gamepad to scan crime areas
developed by Travvelers Tales
also coming to 3DS
Ubisoft next
Just Dance 4
person with gamepad can direct what 4 dancers can do (with wiimotes) -- aka trolololol
ZombiU
first person shooter, use gamepad for lots of things (sonar, inventory, etc.) (from trailer, not real gameplay)
at showfloor

sizzle trailer
assassin's creed 3, rabbids land, yourshape fitness, rayman legends, sports connection, avengers
Nintendo Land
"used to understand the appeal to WiiU"
Katsuya Iguchi (guy behind animal crossing, wii sports, etc.)
single game that brings 12 different attractions (5 at e3)
uses various IPs -- zelda, luigis mansion, animal crossing, donkey kong, takamaru's ninja castle (that ninja throwing star thing)
uses Miiverse (aka HOME for Ninthings)
showing luigi's mansion
more or less PacMan Vs. (remember that? its back, in pog form)
launches same time as WiiU "this holiday"
END OF SHOW

maxy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:32:03 AM »

you are not magus

cool breeze · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:34:21 AM »

I can try to be $:-\$

maxy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:39:53 AM »

ok

cool breeze · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:42:17 AM »

shit, can't do it. japanese games are whack.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:42:31 AM »

Needs more WARA WARA

bork · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:45:55 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 10:42:31 AM

Needs more WARA WARA

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demi · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:49:30 AM »

Looks like Nintendo has a "software showcase" tomorrow at 9pm EST

bachikarn · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2012, 10:53:36 AM »

They also have a round table discussion and now apparently a 3DS conference. So much shit.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:01:20 AM »

Does a software showcase imply that the main conference is going to move along without demos clogging up the timeslot?

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:01:28 AM »

http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com

bachikarn · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:12:02 AM »

Target specs apparently leaked. Some guy on GAF agrees with them. Is this accurate Drinky?

http://www.vgleaks.com/world-premiere-wii-u-specs/

maxy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:17:39 AM »

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PowerPC architecture.
Three cores (fully coherent).
3MB aggregate L2 Cache size.
core 0: 512 KB
core 1: 2048 KB
core 2: 512 KB
Write gatherer per core.
Locked (L1d) cache DMA per core.

CPU specs are in line with some

talk(asymmetrical L2)

bachikarn · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:41:22 AM »

Quote from: Borys on June 05, 2012, 11:37:54 AM

are those specs above or inline with 360?

I don't think they are specific enough to know for sure. But there is stuff that is definitely better. Like 1.5 GB of RAM vs the 512 the 360 had.

maxy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:41:37 AM »

above

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:43:00 AM »

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
LET'S DO THIS

WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:45:36 AM »

All ready to go to Starbux and connect to their wifi...

Reggie could take a giant steaming dump on stage and start chucking it at the audience and it will infinitely be better than the other 2 conferences...

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:46:48 AM »

If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:48:00 AM »

Good morning people.

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 11:43:00 AM

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
LET'S DO THIS

WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:48:39 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 05, 2012, 11:46:48 AM

If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

It's gonna be better regardless of what they show. New hardware reveals

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:54:51 AM »

If you use FireFox or Chrome, type $('#social-stream').remove(); in the console (right click -> inspect element) to get rid of the annoying chat on nintendo's official page

Or delete the element from the page

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:56:39 AM »

Bring on the luls

Robo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:57:06 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 05, 2012, 11:46:48 AM

If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

+1. That's all I ask.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:57:21 AM »

magus · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:58:16 AM »

STARTED,SMASH

http://e3.nintendo.com/presentation/index.html

- PIKMIN 3,NINTENDO ALREADY WINS E3
- mini map on the wii u gamepad,use motion plus to throw pikmins,new kind of pikmins,challenge mode,control 4 leaders at once,no olimar
- joypad shown,NOBODY CARES,SMASH
- moar wiiwerse,i tought the whole point of having a pre-conference was to dodge this shit in the first place

- new super mario bros U,MILK THAT COW NINTENDO,MILK IT BEFORE IT RUNS DRY
- looks like new super mario bros wii which looked like new super mario bros,return of child yoshi
- batman arkham city,IT'S E3 2011 ALL OVER AGAIN
- actualy batman arkham city ARMORED EDITION,use the wii game pad to activate some shit nobody cares about because they have already played the game
- scribblenauts unlimited,multiplayer mode,create your own objects,blah

- development reel,mass effect 3 (

) a namco game called tank tank tank with tank blasting at giant monsters,tekken tag tournament 2,trine 2,ninja gaiden 3,aliens colonial marines,darksiders 2
- Wii Fit U,dang i could almost feel the return of videogames

- a karaoke game called SING

- 3DS,new super mario bros 2 (MILKKKKKKKKKK) release date,august 19th
- paper mario sticker star,collect sticker to get new commands
- luigi's mansion 2,full title,luigi mansion:dark moon,what else there is to say?
- another software reel,this one feature castlevania,epic mickey,scribblenauts,kingdom hearts 3D
- back to wii u with a sandbox lego game $:-\$ full name lego city undercover,CAN YOU SAY LEGO GTA?
- there is also a portable version,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- just dance 4,does this mean that every conference had at least someone dancing?

- zombiu,i guess the 360 conference didn't have enough shitty fps so they have to compensate?
- ubisoft reel,assassins creed,rabbids,some fitness game,rayman legend,some stupid sport game,some lame avenger game
- NINTENDOLAND! it's a minigame collection with minigames based on nintendo properties like luigi mansion,zelda and donkey kong,WE DIDN'T HAVE MINIGAME COLLECTION IN A WHILE AMIRITE?
- some demonstration of the luigi mansion minigame,one player has the gamepad and can see an invisible ghost,the other are fucked,it's basicaly pacman vs again,UNIQUE IDEA'S!!1!
- this is the launchgame,i don't know if i should laugh or cry
- and.... that's it

- GAMING IS DEAD,THEY KILLED GAMING MOVE OUT PEOPLE

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #25 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:58:30 AM »

Thank you SWEET MERCIFUL LORD, demi

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** June 05, 2012, 11:58:42 AM »

Quote from: Robo on June 05, 2012, 11:57:06 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on June 05, 2012, 11:46:48 AM
If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

+1. That's all I ask.

yep

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #27 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:00:28 PM »

#iwatasays WARAWARA

E-DuB · « **Reply #28 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:01:39 PM »

Time to wow me Nintendo, don't disappoint!!!!!

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:01:41 PM »

Pikmin already!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:01:42 PM »

miyamoto dressing, every fans dream

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:02:13 PM »

Someone post the IRC link.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #32 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:03:39 PM »

whimsy!!!

cool breeze · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:05:58 PM »

Pikmin 3

sold

Robo · « **Reply #34 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:06:26 PM »

Nintendo wins.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:06:45 PM »

Nintendo won

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #36 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:08:51 PM »

co-op???

cool breeze · « **Reply #37 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:09:35 PM »

pikmin 2 multiplayer is awesome. if this is 4 player and online

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:09:53 PM »

looks great

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #39 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:10:20 PM »

It's been about 10 years since I last played Pikmin.......and this ain't making me want to play it again

E-DuB · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:12:52 PM »

Whimsy all up in this bitch

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #41 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:13:16 PM »

oh nice, amazon video.

cool breeze · « **Reply #42 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:14:10 PM »

We have so much fucking info we don't have time to say it all

Let me spend 10 minutes explaining how much time we don't have

Vertigo · « **Reply #43 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:14:40 PM »

Reggie full of shit as usual

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #44 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:14:41 PM »

Needs HBO Go - the only one you'll ever need

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #45 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:15:47 PM »

alright stfu reggie

cool breeze · « **Reply #46 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:18:19 PM »

tepid applause for non-info on controller lol

sometimes the audience isn't that embarrassing

Damian79 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:18:52 PM »

Sigh, more games please.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #48 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:19:04 PM »

Rumble, stylus, buttons, speakers, camera, triggers, plus a touch screen.....

Gotta admit, that sounds good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:19:41 PM »

Goddamit Reggie I thought the whole reason you had that sunday thing was to get this shit out of the way

Vertigo · « **Reply #50 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:19:41 PM »

Cock pics

cool breeze · « **Reply #51 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:19:51 PM »

OS level screenshot functionality is nice. Hopefully it isn't super compressed like Vita.

oh fuck off with NSMB. Show a 3D mario.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #52 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:21:06 PM »

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

No more whimsy

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #53 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:22:24 PM »

Well this looks like shit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #54 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:23:07 PM »

A Stary Night based level? Fucking awesome.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:23:13 PM »

speed run actually sounds fun

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #56 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:26:25 PM »

my stream pooped out

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #57 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:27:14 PM »

They're showing a PS360 port months after the fact at an E3 presentation. Fucking idiotic.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #58 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:28:13 PM »

I don't care its fucking arkham city, best game ever

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #59 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:29:02 PM »

Scribblenauts AND an old Batman game?1?!?!?!

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Author Topic: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN) (Read 125470 times)