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EmCeeGrammar

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what the hell is p1000, its in the press packet
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Madrun Badrun

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rayman not at launch boo

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lol, reggie damage control on spike
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pilonv1

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EA's only effort is Mass Effect 3?!?! :lol

And no Activision games?
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At least PS3 got ME2 and 3, giving WiiU Mass Effect 3 without eiher of the first two is just mindboggling.
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This is seriously the worst hardware unveiling I can ever remember
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I thought they were going to show the platinum game but I guess not

TakingBackSunday

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they will

well, at least the 3DS has some cool games coming for it
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PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it. 
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EmCeeGrammar

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holyshit, nintendo is publishing a platinum game
and it looks goofy as hell
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All I see on that list is Pikmin 3, and even then it aint coming on launch
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they aren't showing a game that's coming out at launch? not good

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At least PS3 got ME2 and 3, giving WiiU Mass Effect 3 without eiher of the first two is just mindboggling.

Holy shit, yeah- guess there will be an added 30-40 minute prologue or something.
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link to the platinum games game

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Well, Mario game at launch means it'll sell.  Nintendo can keep using the magic mario card to save them.

Otherwise Pikmin & exclusive Rayman are solid other launch titles. 


That's about it.

EmCeeGrammar

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The lack of ea support is mind boggling here.  They really have no faith in this thing.  Not even a damn sports game or need for speed.  Complete 180 from last year.
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Last year when they first announced it I was slightly optimistic about the WiiU and thought I might buy one when it comes out but now......... :lol

Seems like a colossal fuck up.
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pilonv1

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these extra batman features look terrible
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benjipwns

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Don't worry guys:
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Good stuff. I'm curious on the Avengers title that didn't get spoken of in detail from the trailer, but Scribblenauts sold me.

Only big things not present were Retro and Smash news. Other than that I think they had enough.
2 NSMB games across 2 consoles
Scribblenauts Unlimited across 2 consoles
Zombi U
Nintendoland
Just Dance 4
Sing
Wii Fit U
Batman Archam City Armored Edition
Assassin's Creed 3
Trine 2 special edition
Rayman Legends
Paper Mario 3DS
Luigi's Mansion 3DS
Pikmin 3
Some kind of Avengers game
Tekken Tag 2 with Wii U mushroom tools or something
Lego City

And I think a few more. Got a ton of Mario stuff, some things for the casuals and health crowd Nintendo owns, Pikmin, and some good 3rd party stuff including ports with features exclusive to Wii U that aren't little tiny things, but pretty big gameplay changers like the armor and combat stuff in Arkham City.

What was missing? Retro, Smash, Zelda, Metroid, Star Fox, Kirby, Pokemon, DK.

Yeah I wanted those things too, but geez give it a rest. They had a lot to talk about and they still have a huge 3DS conference to do later as well. Still had more than Microsoft/Sony did that appealed to me.

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ugh that platinum games thing looks so bad

wake me up when retro shows something
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This is seriously the worst hardware unveiling I can ever remember

The problem is the hardware unveiling was a year ago.
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uh...it looks alright.

PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it.

And it will still tank. Remember Sin and Punishment 2? Yeah, that sure lit the world on fire. From the bargain bin.
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Remember that Wii game Platinum Games did?


Yeah, we all would like to forget Madworld.

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PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it.

And it will still tank. Remember Sin and Punishment 2? Yeah, that sure lit the world on fire. From the bargain bin.

who cares? game as fun

Remember that Wii game Platinum Games did?


Yeah, we all would like to forget Madworld.

And the sequel went to the PS3/360. That sure says a lot.

PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it.

And it will still tank. Remember Sin and Punishment 2? Yeah, that sure lit the world on fire. From the bargain bin.

who cares? game as fun

Oh I forgot, fun is now important. Last I remembered Nintendo fans were obsessed with sales figures.
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uh...it looks alright.

That's the only interesting thing I've seen all morning.
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EmCeeGrammar

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Gee, Mr. Gundam, the guy who says talking about sales is some of the dumbest shit on the internet.  All of a sudden cares.  Why do you get to be a psychologist with such an obvious case of cognitive dissonance, again?

Anyway, platinum game looks like pikmin on steroids.  I'm really curious about this warioware thing too.  It looks like a mingame collection as opposed to the microgame collection i would want.

edit: omg he's nerd raging.  WAHWAH goofy weeaboo platinum game on a nintendo console wahhhhhhhhhh
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT,THIS HAS THE MAGUS MARK ALL OVER THE PLACE,WHY THE FUCK THEY BOTHERED SHOWING A PORT OF BATMAN BUT THEY KEEP THIS IN THEIR SHITTY YOUTUBE CHANNEL

IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO MURDER GAMING
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pilonv1

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Pikmin for adults
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P-100 looks like Little King Story.

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Looks like


An XBLA game

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This is gonna be the most boring E3 I'll ever have been to, but fuck it, I got a badge and I'm gonna take advantage of it damn you! :punch


Anything y'all bitches want me to check out and report back on?

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I thought this was okay, but I set my expectations incredibly low after last year. Pikmin 3 looks neat. Everything else just looked like ports of games I had no interest in on my ps3 and PC.
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http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/05/nintendo-two-wii-u-gamepads-will-work-on-one-system/

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Update: In a follow-up, Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth. On the upside, it's possible to switch one off with a smooth transition; there won't be a need for theatrics just to switch to a solo game.

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Sorry guys, I'm waiting it out for the next SEGA console

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Oh I forgot, fun is now important. Last I remembered Nintendo fans were obsessed with sales figures.

So since you are apparently obsessed with sales figures, does that make you an Ntard?

Not sure why you are arguing sales shit on the bore.

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This is gonna be the most boring E3 I'll ever have been to, but fuck it, I got a badge and I'm gonna take advantage of it damn you! :punch


Anything y'all bitches want me to check out and report back on?

Get me some free swag.
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Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth.

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http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/05/nintendo-two-wii-u-gamepads-will-work-on-one-system/

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Update: In a follow-up, Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth. On the upside, it's possible to switch one off with a smooth transition; there won't be a need for theatrics just to switch to a solo game.
I'm sure that's just the early version of the hardware, in the final version it'll be 1080p 60fps all the time.


EmCeeGrammar

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Warioware isn't warioware, thats really fucking lame.
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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Unable to process whimsy at 60fps
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EmCeeGrammar

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Oh I forgot, fun is now important. Last I remembered Nintendo fans were obsessed with sales figures.

So since you are apparently obsessed with sales figures, does that make you an Ntard?

Not sure why you are arguing sales shit on the bore.

Because his little darling developer is making a nintendo game and he has to go into damage control mode.  this guy diagnoses children btw.
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Kamiya is directing P100

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Shit sucks
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TakingBackSunday

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I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?
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Himu

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I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?

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buy from steam
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I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?

Fuck you.
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pilonv1

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Trine is pretty cool. It's $10 on Steam, or $15 for the sequel
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Hitler Stole My Potato

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I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?

Trine 2 is one of the best looking games ever.  The gameplay is....eh.
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it's okay, kind of standard puzzle-solving, very pretty to look at
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trine is awesome

Bebpo

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Kamiya is directing P100

Well that's a huge shame.

Bayo 2 :(

Hitler Stole My Potato

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I want a real 2d action game that looks as good as Trine 2.
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I'll check the first one out on steam.  Thanks fellow feggits
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