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I've read other reports that say friend codes are gone
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477290

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Won't competer with msft or others for exclusive franchise support, want to take advantage of 190m WiiMote/45m Balance Board installed base

They sold 45 Million copies of Wiifit?  :usacry
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We were given wiifit and no one uses it here.
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I'd bet money that this doesn't sell half of what the Wii sold, or a third. I think that market/ship sailed...to Apple. A tablet alone isn't going to win them back. Nintendo struck gold with a fickle audience initially but should have learned their lesson when said audience completely disappeared over the last couple years. Meanwhile the 360 sold like gangbusters due to satisfying a core audience that is always there, and actually buys games yearly.

Appeasing these players with months old ports isn't going to work. And apparently the incentive is basically free horse armor? Has Nintendo been in a cave over the last 5 years?
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Has Nintendo been in a cave over the last 5 years?

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Yeah, them expecting people to keep Wiimotes, and all that old shit handy is a bad idea. But right now the entire Wii U platform seems like a bad idea.

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I actually like that.  It takes $50 off the entry price.  I hope the next xbox uses a 360 controller.

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Wait a minute, there are people out there who are actually hyped about Zombii-U?

Red Steel I could almost understand, with the bullshots released before everybody knew what Wii graphics would end up looking like, but this? Wow...
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Wait a minute, there are people out there who are actually hyped about Zombii-U?

Red Steel I could almost understand, with the bullshots released before everybody knew what Wii graphics would end up looking like, but this? Wow...

ZOMBU is like the only original ip from a 3rd party and it's rated M. Ntards will flock to that shit regardless of quality.

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ZOMBU is like the only original ip from a 3rd party and it's rated M. Ntards will flock to that shit regardless of quality.
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anyone watching the 3ds thing tonight? might as well see where all the cancelled vita games are going! might even get a bigger screen to accentuate the ugly!
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it's actualy zombiu
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Is it really called ZOMBU and not Zombie U?
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So Nintendoland, NSMBU, and Pikmin 3 may ship running at 720p.

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha none of these games are technical beasts how are they not running 1080p

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Borys, I thought you were EXCITED!
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So Pikmin 3 (which looks worse than Pikmin 2 on Dolphin) running @ 60 fps means this to nfags:

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There are very very few games on the 360 and PS3 that run at 60 frames per second at 1280x720 res, so this is a step up from current consoles.

I have NO WORDS.

I'm really baffled at the reactions that seem to think that this is somehow a good thing. I mean, I get that not everyone is a tech geek that even gives a shit about high resolution and fancy graphics. But, if that's where you fall, this news should just be met with a shrug of shoulder and an "eh, looks good to me."

If you actually care about hardware, I don't understand how you can interpret this as good news.

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So apparently no Wii U games were running AA at E3. It just doesn't stop with this platform.

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« Reply #622 on: June 06, 2012, 07:19:17 PM »
Wow, Takao, I had no idea you were über ready to cast this many hateful stones. I guess MonHan selling 1.5+ million copies really got to you.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2012, 07:22:38 PM by Shaka Khan »
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Nintendo's thing is to make shitty low tech consoles now portable and otherwise. WiiU having remotely worthwhile specs was wishful thinking which clearly hasn't come true.
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« Reply #624 on: June 06, 2012, 07:22:05 PM »
Anyhow, I'd love to stay and watch the 3DS conference, but I'll be in a party by the time it starts. Would someone please text if anything noteworthy is announced?

/Willco 120 pounds ago
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Wow, Takao, I had no idea you were über ready to cast this many stones. I guess MonHan selling 1.5+ million copies really got to you.

While Nintendo's not #1 in my heart I'm just completely amazed at what's going on at E3. Nintendo were given a second chance to wow people after the debacle at the last E3 where a whole lot of nothing was announced, and they've fumbled it big time. Iwata said they've been working on Wii U since 2008, and this is the best they come up with?

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« Reply #626 on: June 06, 2012, 07:30:44 PM »
Well as long as your behavior is out of genuine concern.

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Anyhow, I'd love to stay and watch the 3DS conference, but I'll be in a party by the time it starts. Would someone please text if anything noteworthy is announced?

/Willco 120 pounds ago

sounds exactly like his twitter account
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Well as long as your behavior is out of genuine concern.

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Wait, so Friend Codes are back?  Wonder if you can connect your 3DS to it so it uses the same code.

Wasn't there some asshole from IGN swearing up and down that friend codes were gone?  Like, he said that he was willing to bet his career on it?  Wonder what he's saying now?  Not that there's any consequences I guess, love that gaming "journalism"!

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Look at WiiU Controller

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Look at WiiU Controller

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nintendo please dip into your entertainment wonderwell, look at what sony did on their star stage
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on topic:

SMB1 & 3 are classics. So are SM Sunshine, SMG, and NSMB. For the last 6 years Mario has been nothing but NSMB1 DS rehashes. Seriously. Would it kill them to do something else.

A new Mario RPG would be great, Super Paper Mario 1000 Year Door was off the hook.
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http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-ubi-considers-zombiu-for-smartglass-vita/097602

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Ubisoft's survivial horror game ZombiU is a key launch game for Wii U, but the publisher isn't ruling out the idea of bringing it to other platforms.

Speaking to IGN, a Ubisoft exec said the game could potentially be ported to Mcirosoft's new Xbox SmartGlass technology or the cross-play between Sony's PS3 and Vita.

But such a conversion wouldn't occur until well into 2013, and only if it holds true to ZombiU's original concept.

"ZombiU at its core was designed to be a great Wii U game and in order to make that work on other platforms, they would have to change a lot of what makes the game cool," said senior vice president of sales and marketing Tony Key.

"And I'm not saying that can't be done, but not in the next six months, you know?"

Key added that Ubisoft has considered bringing Wii launch title Red Steel to other platforms, but could not do so without losing the core appeal of the game: the motion controls.

However, the similarities between the Wii U GamePad and the multi-screen technologies on Xbox and PlayStation means Ubisoft will have more opportunities to bring its Nintendo exclusives to other platforms.

"There's definitely going to be knowledge that we gain from developing for Wii U that we'll be able to transfer not only to SmartGlass technology but to also to even the cross-talk on PlayStation 3 and Vita," said Key.

So it's a timed exclusive then.
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lololololol,

bring it out on XBLA and 10k players will play it for gamerscore
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as other people have said, it's Red Steel part deux. Massive hype for Ubisoft development hell launch exclusive, it comes out, stinks, nspinners forget it about the next day.

It has nothing to do with Left 4 Dead, which is a high octane co-op survival shooter.
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i'll say this, looks like they nailed the streaming on the tablet, none of the games appear to be lagging at all
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http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.
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First time seeing more than a couple of seconds of that ZombiU game, man does that look boring as hell. Constant checking of items on screen what an annoyance.

I like the idea of one life but it just looks tedious.

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So Pikmin 3 (which looks worse than Pikmin 2 on Dolphin) running @ 60 fps means this to nfags:

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There are very very few games on the 360 and PS3 that run at 60 frames per second at 1280x720 res, so this is a step up from current consoles.

I have NO WORDS.

People that played it claim otherwise

Pikmin 3...30 fps
NSMBU...60 fps
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http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

I just don't get these people.  30 minute delay?  Hiring people to moderate messages?  Why not just employ a fucking filter and eliminate the delay?

Nintendo sucks.
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I'm surprised I still haven't seen a penis photoshopped into that reggie gif
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http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

That's fucking incredible.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477446

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Even if, as some have said, the Wii U is only “as powerful” or “slightly more powerful than” current-gen systems, I don’t see the problem. I never hear anyone complain that iPad games don’t look as good as PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 ones, for instance, or that PC games — now crunched by more than half-a-decade more powerful hardware than either the Xbox 360 or PS3 — are in any way superior because their visuals are more advanced.
 
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http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

I was wondering how they were going to get around people posting spoilers (i.e. dicks).
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he's never heard someone argue that PC games are superior? ;)
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Sounds like a typical console dirtperson.

"It does 720p and 30fps, w-what more do you want?!"
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it's like a nintendling sleeper cell which silently nestled itself in to a prestigious position finally got the signal. or maybe he was just drunk all week and sourced his commentary from #nintengaf logs.
 
 i appreciate the 1080p own-goal, though.
Thank you E3 for providing me with this lovely aftermath to enjoy from my sickbed :lol

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he's half-right.  folks like my fiance and her kids don't really give that much of a shit about graphics capabilities, a game is either "awesome" or trade material. up until christmas they only had a wii, and even now that they have a ps3 (:teehee graphics) they still retain that opinion.

- but -

nintendo is totally trying to capture some of that other market now, and doing it in the usual halfassed shrugging way. and those folks, those are the ones who complain about subpar graphics and make comparisons all the time.
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p.s. zombiu looks like a 2007 pc game on low settings :teehee
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http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

How do I apply?

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Having seen Nintendo unveil the final version of the device at E3 this week, Molyneux expressed concern that having to repeatedly shift between looking at the GamePad and looking at the TV will be too demanding.

"I am not really decided about Wii U," he told Eurogamer's German cousins Games Industry Germany. "I watch people playing and they sometimes seem to be confused about which screen they should look at when they play with the tablet.

"I also feel that monitoring both screens turns out to be a bit demanding, as some games make it necessary to change your view from time to time between both screens."

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Yusuf Mehdi, chief marketing officer for Microsoft's game business, echoed Molyneux's sentiment.

"One of the things that's interesting is, when you're playing a quick, real-time twitch game, how much can you look up and down between the screens?" he asked in an interview with GamesBeat.

"That's an interesting question. We've put a huge amount of design into how we do our controllers to understand user experience, and there's a lot in there that I think.. This controller has a lot of science behind it, about why it works great for different types of gaming."

"I believe this approach is actually better because what we're doing is embracing it as truly a supporting screen," he said. "Not as the thing you should be looking at. Therefore, it needs to light up, it needs to notify you, it needs to actually provide content that's relevant in that example.

"So I feel pretty good about that. I certainly don't think there are any latency issues there. You can use any device for control, for tabbing, for browsing, for watching movies. It's got a richer platform for things."

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-07-microsoft-molyneux-question-wii-u-gamepad

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sorry, totally not defending wii u or anything, but "you don't HAVE to look down at OUR second screen" is such a load of bullshit  - if you don't ever have to look at it, then what's the fucking point? :lol
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Not as thing you should be constantly looking up and down,i guess.PR talk,meh

Something like multi-monitor PC gaming would be the best for games,i think.
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Haha, in that GAF thread people are talking about developers needing more time to unlock the power of the WiiU and how art direction is more important than graphics anyway. It really is the Wii all over again. :lol

And also "Trine 2 looks amazing", $15 XBLA really show off the abilities of the WiiU guys!
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Haha, in that GAF thread people are talking about developers needing more time to unlock the power of the WiiU and how art direction is more important than graphics anyway. It really is the Wii all over again. :lol

And also "Trine 2 looks amazing", $15 XBLA really show off the abilities of the WiiU guys!

someone should do a new meme,annoying nintendo fan

Art Direction is more important

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