Summary of E3 2012

[Flannel Boy]

[demi]

That's too funny.

[Phoenix Dark]

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I guess Mupepe is preparing for hangout out with Bepbo

[Sho Nuff]

THAT'S IT I'M QUITTING THIS INDUSTRY AND GOING INTO BANKING

[Smooth Groove]

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goddamn I love that Teddie t-shirt! best booth babe as I am sure she actually plays Atlus games. Uh, marry me Atlus babe.

Pretty sure this is a guy.  The Japanese love skinny effeminate guys with long hair. 

[Takao]

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Bwahahaha

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[Smooth Groove]

Mass Effect is on the PS3 as well.  It's probably a sfag

[demi]

Mass Effect 3 is coming to WiiU probably Andrex, with his Android phone

[Smooth Groove]

Why the phone when he's got a camera around his neck? 

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't tell if he's just wearing an undersized shirt or whether it's stuffed into his pants. That's worse than socks and sandles

[thisismyusername]

Why the phone when he's got a camera around his neck?

That's a video recorder, not a digital camera. But yeah, it's weird why he wouldn't use that over a shitty DPI on his phone, probably.

[Joe Molotov]

Why the phone when he's got a camera around his neck?

That's a video recorder, not a digital camera. But yeah, it's weird why he wouldn't use that over a shitty DPI on his phone, probably.

So he can immediately tweet it all his friends "OMG I saw sum gurls! *jizzzzzz*"

[Shaka Khan]

Beer gut, Mass Effect jacket, derp face.

Looks like basement Xbox nerd alright.

Plus a chubby.

[Smooth Groove]

To be fair, 3D tits are pretty amazing when you see them for the first time.

[Beezy]

I can't tell if he's just wearing an undersized shirt or whether it's stuffed into his pants. That's worse than socks and sandles

[Shaka Khan]

Alternatively, look at the guy behind him. Wow. Why can't dirtpeople look like that?

[Smooth Groove]

Dude behind chubs needs to do some squats. 

[Eel O'Brian]

[Himu]

yeah that calf muscle is as flat as shaka's chest

[Shaka Khan]

Dude behind chubs needs to do some squats.

Definitely. All over my face.

[Brehvolution]

Beer gut, Mass Effect jacket, derp face.

Looks like basement Xbox nerd alright.

That's not a beer gut. It's a Mountain Dew/Gamefuel gut.
He's too much of a pussy to drink beer.

[Great Rumbler]

I can't tell if he's just wearing an undersized shirt or whether it's stuffed into his pants. That's worse than socks and sandles

The only way that picture would be any better is if his fly was accidentally left down.

[Cerveza mas fina]

That pic > E3

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Jane from the Ubisoft booth at E3 - m4w - 27

[Eel O'Brian]

and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand

See, Devo, there is one conscientious man in this world.

[Flannel Boy]

I wrote a letter she should have got it yesterday
That life could be better by being together
is what I cannot explain to Jane

Jane, desired by the people at the school and work
Jane is tired, 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk
Jane, Jane

[Verdigris Murder]

The middle girl in the Darkstalkers trio and the Startrek girl. Thanks.

[Smooth Groove]

LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.

[Madrun Badrun]

LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  unless you'd be willing to take a bbc while I watched?...well I'll be here if you change your mind.

[Smooth Groove]

 yeah too bad PD.# and Humu werent that.  We coulda filmed "suck my big black joystick".

[Verdigris Murder]

Well, sometimes certainly drunk on wankery.

[Phoenix Dark]

and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand

See, Devo, there is one conscientious man in this world.

[choco parfait]

LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.

Gosh, you're so cool? Maybe she was just trying to make her job less miserable and you were able to pretend like you had more than half a brain?

[Sho Nuff]

Sometimes I wear a fake wedding ring when I go out just so the ladies don't get too excited. We irresistible sexual dynamos frequently use this technique to keep our sanity

[Takao]

Jane from the Ubisoft booth at E3 - m4w - 27

[Sho Nuff]

GAF detectives found her. I don't know if that's even creepier but WHO AM I TO JUDGE

[Himu]

LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.

Unlike women irl, porn never disappoints me.  Maybe I just need to hire some AAA pornstar escorts.

[The Sceneman]

E3 must be absolute torture for nerbos. All these hot babes everywhere who are paid to act nice to them. They must return to their hotel rooms with giant aching balls.

[pickle]

E3 must be absolute torture for nerbos. All these hot babes everywhere who are paid to act nice to them. They must return to their hotel rooms with giant aching balls.

I feel sorry for the cleaners. There's only so many semen-clogged shower drains one can deal with in a day. The collective force of the E3 audience probably fucks up the plumbing in that regard.

[Trent Dole]

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GAF detectives found her. I don't know if that's even creepier but WHO AM I TO JUDGE

Love forever alone man on the left of the photo.

[Diunx]

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GAF detectives found her. I don't know if that's even creepier but WHO AM I TO JUDGE

6/10

too skinny.

[benjipwns]

[Bebpo]

First part had some pretty funny bits