Author Topic: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful) (Read 8135 times)

demi · « **on:** June 06, 2012, 08:31:04 PM »

Chat with me while we see Nintendo fizzle out, and twiddle our penors to Paper Mario <3

http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2012, 08:32:49 PM »

http://e3.nintendo.com/presentation/#/nintendo-3ds-software-showcase

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2012, 08:36:24 PM »

This starts in 30mins right?

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2012, 08:39:19 PM »

Takao · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2012, 08:48:46 PM »

I expect good things.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I kind of expect Final Fantasy Type-0 3D

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2012, 08:58:06 PM »

no sound?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:00:21 PM »

Will N announce its victory over the Vita?

cool breeze · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:02:08 PM »

the balance board guy thumbnail is cracking me up because I keep thinking of

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:05:16 PM »

audio will come on when show starts. a guy told us to turn our phones off.

MCD · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:06:41 PM »

tell him to fuck off

Takao · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:06:46 PM »

Video is prohibited? Are they going to cover the camera's lens when footage is playing?

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:10:14 PM »

JAPANESE GAMES

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:10:52 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 06, 2012, 09:02:08 PM

the balance board guy thumbnail is cracking me up because I keep thinking of

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:12:00 PM »

i want a loyal fan beast

cool breeze · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:12:34 PM »

the sexual tension between scott and reggie is thick

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:12:41 PM »

ASPERGERS: THE RECKONING

Takao · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:16:10 PM »

lol Konami watermarked the video they gave Nintendo?

cool breeze · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:23:06 PM »

bondage joke bombed

reggie appreciated it

Damian79 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:24:22 PM »

Hes so awkward its hilarious. I wonder if it is intentional.

Takao · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:26:27 PM »

dat segway

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:27:49 PM »

THIS IS FUCKING GAY

E-DuB · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:30:20 PM »

Disappointed with the lack of whimsy so far in this conference

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:31:00 PM »

micky looks decent

Takao · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:38:56 PM »

Mickey looked really cheap, but alright I guess.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:40:53 PM »

it looked like a snes game, which is what i liked

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:46:27 PM »

this has been embarrasing. not a single game we didn't know anout. atleast sony gave us 3 games we didnt know about

Takao · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:46:32 PM »

Did he just say you use slow motion to launch powerful quick attacks? One of those things counter the others...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:49:33 PM »

paper marios are kinda boring

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:49:39 PM »

AHAHAHAHAHA THAT REEL

4 WHOLE GAMES

graphcis look like ds shit

Takao · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:51:20 PM »

What that tells us about 3DS owners is that like any group of people they like free stuff.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #30 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:52:04 PM »

this is horrendous

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:52:04 PM »

omg no

cool breeze · « **Reply #32 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:52:05 PM »

the five most downloaded eshop apps shown were all free

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:52:55 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 06, 2012, 09:52:04 PM

this is horrendous

.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #34 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:57:14 PM »

oh look another mario game yawnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** June 06, 2012, 09:58:25 PM »

New Borio Brothers: A Thousand Yawns

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #36 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:00:12 PM »

NFC
NFC
NFC
NFC
NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP PLEASE SHUT UP
NFC
NFC
NFC
NFC
NFC

Takao · « **Reply #37 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:00:48 PM »

That music sounds reused...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:02:52 PM »

terrible terrible terrible

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #39 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:03:22 PM »

Welp that about wraps it up for Nintendo

Takao · « **Reply #40 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:03:29 PM »

Was Capcom present at the Wii U presentation?

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:03:45 PM »

waste of time

Purple Filth · « **Reply #42 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:04:28 PM »

wait they failed again?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #43 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:04:34 PM »

RIP NINTENDO
Giving away the system wars to Sony

Purple Filth · « **Reply #44 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:05:41 PM »

MH where are you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:05:49 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:06:12 PM »

what a colossal waste of time

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #47 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:06:29 PM »

Nintendo: "We got Mario , bitches! Peace out."

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:07:05 PM »

I'M GOING TO PLAY DIABLO 3 TO WASH THE STINK OFF

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #49 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:07:09 PM »

Nothing new but that's a pretty good lineup.
No MH, no FE for you yanks.
Not everything that's coming was there.
Say, anybody here played Code of Princess? Any good?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #50 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:07:25 PM »

i got 1 1/2 months free rent for opening and closing the pool out here in april/may, so i have extra money this month

no kidding, i was full-on prepped to buy a 3ds this weekend, and nintendo just talked me out of it

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:07:33 PM »

nintendo announced NOTHING

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on June 06, 2012, 10:05:41 PM

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MH where are you

We got all these games AND TONS MORE!

*shows all the same games they just showed*

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #53 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:09:41 PM »

TONS MORE * = 3DS EA games.

What a failure. Not a single new game.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 06, 2012, 10:07:25 PM

i got 1 1/2 months free rent for opening and closing the pool out here in april/may, so i have extra money this month

no kidding, i was full-on prepped to buy a 3ds this weekend, and nintendo just talked me out of it

don't be like that. 3ds still has games worth playing soon. it's just that this was a total shit conf.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #55 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:10:43 PM »

yes lets list the amazing wonderful unique 3ds games starting with such classics as:

Takao · « **Reply #56 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:10:58 PM »

Andrex going crazy:

Slicing the first cat's head off now. I hope you're happy Dash Kappei.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:11:30 PM »

methodis got off a good one

so there's one e3 surprise

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:11:44 PM »

Shin Megami Tensei IV, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest Monsters, and Soul Hackers.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #59 on:** June 06, 2012, 10:12:45 PM »

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