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Hey Andrex
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:28:23 PM »
I know you lurk. Let me show you something:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=14942.0

THIS is how you stomp off a messageboard with your ass all up on your shoulders. Now that you've seen my own personal  embarrassing flameout, stop being such a pusswad cocksmuggler and get your ass back in here. I KNOW you are ACHING to defend some of that horseshit we saw last week :lol
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2012, 12:31:25 PM »
Get back here and take your lumps.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2012, 12:32:29 PM »
Don't feel bad, Dr. :(

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2012, 12:34:19 PM »
Andrex and other Ntards just get more and more radicalized, I'm not sure he can return. The Andrex we knew pre-E3 is gone.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2012, 12:39:23 PM »
Old school link! Dont worry Eel, pretty sure theres a plethora of reasons why Andrex hasn't posted here in a while. i.e maybe this board freaked him out a bit. TBH I'm not even sure what I'm doing here! Been posting since 2006 and ain't gon quit now

edit: yikes, reading those replies has really made me wonder where I was in 2007. It was a dark place.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2012, 12:39:42 PM »
Andrex and other Ntards just get more and more radicalized, I'm not sure he can return. The Andrex we knew pre-E3 is gone.

So what you're saying is that Nintendo's 2012 E3 was like Obama winning in 2008 for nintards?
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2012, 12:43:01 PM »
Andrex

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2012, 12:56:16 PM »
Andrex and other Ntards just get more and more radicalized, I'm not sure he can return. The Andrex we knew pre-E3 is gone.

Ninteado party?
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2012, 12:58:46 PM »
:lol
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2012, 01:00:58 PM »
Yup - come on Andrex - come discuss the beautiful blue horizons that you'll be playing on your amazing new games console in the "holidays"


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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2012, 01:05:59 PM »
by holidays do they mean valentine's day 2013

as we all know, nintendo is for lovers:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38439.msg1510882#msg1510882
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2012, 01:21:57 PM »
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by holidays do they mean valentine's day 2013

naaa - it actually looks like they'll launch with feck all rather than miss 2012 now.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2012, 01:24:04 PM »
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by holidays do they mean valentine's day 2013

naaa - it actually looks like they'll launch with feck all rather than miss 2012 now.

Sounds like a typical Nintendo release.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2012, 02:07:42 PM »
GOT CALLED OUT.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2012, 02:14:07 PM »
Andrex is a whimsy,who cares


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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2012, 02:20:12 PM »

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2012, 02:25:02 PM »
Andrex and other Ntards just get more and more radicalized, I'm not sure he can return. The Andrex we knew pre-E3 is gone.

So what you're saying is that Nintendo's 2012 E3 was like Obama winning in 2008 for nintards?

Some children's traumatic moment comes by way of molestation, others when a drone attack accidentally kills their family. In the case of many Ntards, that traumatic moment started sometime in 2001. No, not 911, worse actually: the launch of the Gamecube, and the beginning of the end for the Ntard empire. Before then, being a Nintendo fan was relatively normal and somewhat respectable. But imagine the shock when a young Andrex (he must have been 5 or 6 at the time) brought his signed Luigi's Mansion game manual to school only to be laughed at by everyone.

Since then, Ntards have had some ups (Smash Bros Melee, RE4) but their existence has largely been an exercise in damage control. From Wind Waker to waggle, they have been spinning the un-spinnable for so long that they no longer recognize reality.

If I showed pre-E3 Andrex the WiiU launch list he would likely call it a distinguished mentally-challenged prank, and unrealistically weak. Now? Clearly the strongest launch lineup in years. If Nintendo were to delay Pikmin 3 and NSMB and only launch with Nintendo Land, Andrex would defend it. "Too many AAA games spoils a meal, Nintendo is playing the long game here. I'm impressed!"
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2012, 02:27:09 PM »
 :lol at that Gerstmann thread.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2012, 02:32:35 PM »
This version is better :lol



Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2012, 03:15:58 PM »
Andrex and other Ntards just get more and more radicalized, I'm not sure he can return. The Andrex we knew pre-E3 is gone.

So what you're saying is that Nintendo's 2012 E3 was like Obama winning in 2008 for nintards?

Some children's traumatic moment comes by way of molestation, others when a drone attack accidentally kills their family. In the case of many Ntards, that traumatic moment started sometime in 2001. No, not 911, worse actually: the launch of the Gamecube, and the beginning of the end for the Ntard empire. Before then, being a Nintendo fan was relatively normal and somewhat respectable. But imagine the shock when a young Andrex (he must have been 5 or 6 at the time) brought his signed Luigi's Mansion game manual to school only to be laughed at by everyone.

Since then, Ntards have had some ups (Smash Bros Melee, RE4) but their existence has largely been an exercise in damage control. From Wind Waker to waggle, they have been spinning the un-spinnable for so long that they no longer recognize reality.

If I showed pre-E3 Andrex the WiiU launch list he would likely call it a distinguished mentally-challenged prank, and unrealistically weak. Now? Clearly the strongest launch lineup in years. If Nintendo were to delay Pikmin 3 and NSMB and only launch with Nintendo Land, Andrex would defend it. "Too many AAA games spoils a meal, Nintendo is playing the long game here. I'm impressed!"

2001 and the Gamecube? I remember the N64 being the whipping boy in high school and college. I dated a girl in highschool who got an N64 and was totally embarrassed about it. Shit, she owned Quest 64 and knew it was terrible. :lol
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2012, 03:18:03 PM »
The N64 and the Gamecube at least had Nintendo games with an ounce of effort put into them. Hard to say that these days.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2012, 03:41:39 PM »
N64 was dope yo  :'( :'( :'(

I do remember it being labeled kitty, but there were so many good games
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2012, 04:17:50 PM »
Andrex don't need the bore:

"Heh, I saw the hate thread.

Only people I care about from there I follow on Twitter so it's no big loss. "

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2012, 04:35:42 PM »
Andrex don't need the bore:

"Heh, I saw the hate thread.

Only people I care about from there I follow on Twitter so it's no big loss. "

well this party is over

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2012, 05:00:18 PM »
Hate thread? Kid's got a complex.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2012, 05:10:42 PM »
I dont even think there is legit hate for Thomas on here :lol


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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2012, 05:11:15 PM »
He'll be back, but I did read the Gesrtmann therad. Good lol consistency 7/10.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2012, 05:12:31 PM »
Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.

PS- Oh and please haze Takao for being multiple years younger than me. Thanks.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2012, 05:13:24 PM »
Link to Gertsmann thread?

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2012, 05:17:17 PM »
Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.

PS- Oh and please haze Takao for being multiple years younger than me. Thanks.
Thats terrible :(

Good luck with the job hunt man :(

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2012, 05:29:35 PM »
Link to Gertsmann thread?

it's in the first post.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2012, 05:31:28 PM »
Link to Gertsmann thread?

it's in the first post.

I didn't click the link in the op I just figured it was some thread andrex made on gaf derp!

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2012, 05:34:33 PM »
Malek killed it in that thread.

I remember seeing that thread when I was lurking at the boards at the time and after seeing that thread, I decided to sign up at this place.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2012, 05:41:53 PM »
"he gives them 6.99 everyday" is a high-point for this forum, no question.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2012, 05:57:51 PM »
Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

I'm sorry man. :(
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »
Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.

PS- Oh and please haze Takao for being multiple years younger than me. Thanks.


Good luck in the future bud.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2012, 06:59:32 PM »
Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.

PS- Oh and please haze Takao for being multiple years younger than me. Thanks.

Wait the bubble actually did burst? yikes  :-\
 
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2012, 07:22:37 PM »
But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.


Nintendo's shill budget redirected to threediots.  what the hell are they thinking?

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2012, 07:38:26 PM »
The day the whimsy died.  :'(
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2012, 07:40:15 PM »
I hope you find a job soon.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2012, 07:42:12 PM »
Oh man, sorry to hear it Andrex. All the best for the future.

Obviously you're welcome back whenever you get things back up and running.


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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2012, 08:50:33 PM »
yeah, losing one's job ain't cool. :-( i know i cranky-hate on you, but i still hope you get back on your feet and make some more mad dollaz so i can sucker punch you in good conscience.
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Hey Andrex
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2012, 09:04:57 PM »
I bet now you see the world in next-gen shades of brown, like all grown ups do.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2012, 09:33:21 PM »
Malek was legendary in that thread.  :bow2

But holy shit, that Kane and Lynch debacle was FIVE years ago. It didn't feel like it's been that long.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2012, 09:56:31 PM »
Andrex and other Ntards just get more and more radicalized, I'm not sure he can return. The Andrex we knew pre-E3 is gone.

So what you're saying is that Nintendo's 2012 E3 was like Obama winning in 2008 for nintards?

Some children's traumatic moment comes by way of molestation, others when a drone attack accidentally kills their family. In the case of many Ntards, that traumatic moment started sometime in 2001. No, not 911, worse actually: the launch of the Gamecube, and the beginning of the end for the Ntard empire. Before then, being a Nintendo fan was relatively normal and somewhat respectable. But imagine the shock when a young Andrex (he must have been 5 or 6 at the time) brought his signed Luigi's Mansion game manual to school only to be laughed at by everyone.

Since then, Ntards have had some ups (Smash Bros Melee, RE4) but their existence has largely been an exercise in damage control. From Wind Waker to waggle, they have been spinning the un-spinnable for so long that they no longer recognize reality.

If I showed pre-E3 Andrex the WiiU launch list he would likely call it a distinguished mentally-challenged prank, and unrealistically weak. Now? Clearly the strongest launch lineup in years. If Nintendo were to delay Pikmin 3 and NSMB and only launch with Nintendo Land, Andrex would defend it. "Too many AAA games spoils a meal, Nintendo is playing the long game here. I'm impressed!"

Ain't nothing wrong with the 'cube mang.  8)

Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.

PS- Oh and please haze Takao for being multiple years younger than me. Thanks.

:( Sorry to hear that, I hope you get back on your feet soon!

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2012, 10:43:34 PM »
Hate thread was a poor choice of words, I just skimmed the thread the first time because my name was in the title.

Anyways, I have a lot of love for just about everyone here. <3 But I just lost my job and need to focus on other things. Probably won't post for a while. Glad dcharlie's back though.

Enjoy Nintendo's imminent self-destruction, I know you will.

PS- Oh and please haze Takao for being multiple years younger than me. Thanks.


Oh, you know we will.  :smug But he at least isn't firmly in the Nintendo camp to where WHIMSY~~~~~o/` isn't the menu de jour.

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Hey Andrex
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2012, 11:34:57 PM »
Taco chan can be surprisingly bitter.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2012, 02:13:46 AM »
Takao will proly never post again till he gets banned on gaf. What a loser.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2012, 03:11:57 PM »
Andrex's newfound/rekindled love for Platinum Games is very strange.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2012, 03:14:15 PM »
Andrex's newfound/rekindled love for Platinum Games is very strange.

Why is it strange?
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2012, 03:28:47 PM »
andy prolly played viewtiful joe for a full year straight. dude's straight raw.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2012, 03:34:58 PM »
Andrex's newfound/rekindled love for Platinum Games is very strange.

you mean because they are doing a weau exclusive? sounds pretty predictable of andy and his nincrew
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2012, 04:12:26 PM »
Andrex's newfound/rekindled love for Platinum Games is very strange.

Why is it strange?
Wee waah exclusive

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2012, 04:26:02 PM »
Andrex's newfound/rekindled love for Platinum Games is very strange.

Platinum making a exclusive game for his company of choice? Of course he's gonna love them now.

Similar to when Ninja Theory was making Heavenly Sword  :lol

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2012, 06:44:03 PM »
They even want Nintendo to buy Platinum Games.

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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2012, 07:15:03 PM »
Or when Team Ninja was making Other M. "OMG, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST METROID EVER!"
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2012, 08:38:47 PM »
Similar to when Ninja Theory was making Heavenly Sword  :lol

So fucking true. I still remember people pointing out the glaring fuck-ups before release, only to be met with: "Well, Tameem said this, Tameem said that, guys how about we trust Tameem he listens and converse with fans he good."
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2012, 11:15:29 PM »
andy prolly played viewtiful joe for a full year straight. dude's straight raw.

When I first got a gamecube I think I did 12 playthroughs of Viewtiful Joe in a row.  No regrets.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2012, 11:38:46 PM »
The gameplay in VJ was pretty good when the game wasn't trying to get in it's own way by being cute or hip or whatever the fuck it was trying to be that annoyed the shit out of me.
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Re: Hey Andrex
« Reply #59 on: June 12, 2012, 11:55:09 PM »
Whimsy firing on all cylinders. 
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