Author Topic: HOTEL IMPOSSSSIIBBBLLLE (Read 10680 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** July 02, 2012, 10:36:47 PM »

IMPOSSIBLE

CHECK OUT THIS BALD

HOOBBBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GIDDYUP HORSE COMIN IN BACKWARDS

DESIGNER IS KINDA HOT

benjipwns · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:37:44 PM »

I love how intense he is about everything, and all the owners/employees are kinda like "meh, whatever."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:38:44 PM »

hahah yeah. Im also convinced the designer slept with the old southern hotel owner- she was fuckin ALL OVER HIM

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:44:29 PM »

bald dudes

Wait what is this show?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2012, 10:57:59 PM »

HE IS TIRED OF YOUR SHIT WHY ARE YOU SITTING WHEN YOU TALK TO A CUSTOMER YOU STAND UP TO GREET A NEW CUSTOMER WHY IS THIS TOILET DIRTY I JUST PUT MY HAND IN A DIRTY TOILETTTTTTT

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:07:51 PM »

YOU CALL THIS A SPA YOU HAVE SPA ABOVE HOTEL AND THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A SPA LOOK AT THIS CEILING AND I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO DIE

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:08:23 PM »

haha, I wanted to hate this show much but god damn does it grow on a person

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:10:44 PM »

I HAVE TO GO DOWN AN ALLEY TO WHERE? I AM LOST I COULD BE MUGGED WHAT KIND OF HOTEL IS THIS I JUST WANT MY BREAKFAST AND I COULD GET MUGGED

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:15:13 PM »

hahaha, that was one of my favorites- its like what two hotels would agree to that arrangement?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:20:51 PM »

Also, the dude who bought the expensive hot tubs and just let them rot was great; his response to 'wtf are you doing' was 'yeah..mistake' bwahahahhaha

benjipwns · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:23:01 PM »

IIRC, the two hotels were owned by the same company. So they were cutting down costs by having just one restaurant, and they were really like right behind one another.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:23:50 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:24:10 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 02, 2012, 11:23:01 PM

IIRC, the two hotels were owned by the same company. So they were cutting down costs by having just one restaurant, and they were really like right behind one another.

ahh ok, at least that puts it all in the realm of possibility

benjipwns · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:24:42 PM »

I love how he's ALWAYS finding blood. IS THAT BLOOD?!? OH MY GOD, THAT'S BLOOD.

And when he found all that dust in that tree in the one lobby. It was like his own personal 9/11.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:26:18 PM »

hahahhaha what channel is this on

benjipwns · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:27:16 PM »

Travel Channel.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 02, 2012, 11:24:10 PM

ahh ok, at least that puts it all in the realm of possibility

Here's the hotel website: http://www.penguinhotel.com/

And its "sister" which is where they were sending him: http://presidenthotelmiami.com/index.html

They're literally right behind each other, just separated by those service streets in Miami.

fart · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:27:35 PM »

chrome beta channel whaaaa-?

!!!???

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:33:26 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 02, 2012, 11:27:16 PM

Travel Channel.
Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 02, 2012, 11:24:10 PM
ahh ok, at least that puts it all in the realm of possibility
Here's the hotel website: http://www.penguinhotel.com/

And its "sister" which is where they were sending him: http://presidenthotelmiami.com/index.html

They're literally right behind each other, just separated by those service streets in Miami.

HE COULDA DIED

benjipwns · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:34:28 PM »

COULD HAVE BEEN RUN OVER WITH A TRUCK! JUST TRYING TO GET SOME BREAKFAST AND NEXT THING HE'S ROADKILL!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:38:08 PM »

haha, hes so fuckin bald

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:43:02 PM »

He looks sharp as hell!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2012, 11:52:41 PM »

HE HAS TO BE TO FIX THESE SHITHOLEEESSSSSSSsss

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2012, 10:01:19 PM »

ITS ON! DONT CARE IF ITS A RERUN!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2012, 10:13:03 PM »

NEW EPISODE TONIGHT! DUDE RANCH GETTING DUDE PUNCHED

benjipwns · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:55:38 AM »

So the dude from this episode:
http://www.travelchannel.com/tv-shows/hotel-impossible/episodes/the-ocean-manor-resort-fort-lauderdale-fl

Also just got his bar redone by the guy from Bar Rescue. Was in the second episode of the new season. I spent all of it going, I KNOW THIS GUY AND HIS ONE STUPID V-NECK SHIRT.

THEY'RE CROSSING THE STREAMS!!!

There's a Bar Rescue thread around here somewhere I think... EDIT: Found it: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37389.0

Now I need Anthony, Jon and Robert Irvine to team up and make over like the Cheyenne Holiday Inn or something.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:57:28 AM »

Pretty sure Hotel Impossible is the best of the three though

benjipwns · « **Reply #26 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:00:56 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2012, 10:57:28 AM

Pretty sure Hotel Impossible is the best of the three though

By next season he's going to be going "No WiFi? *gasps* Really? Really?!? NO WIFI? LOOK OUT THIS WINDOW, LOOK AT THESE BUILDINGS! AND NO WIFI?!? WHAT IF THEY TRY TO PLUG A PATCH CABLE IN THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET? THEY COULD DIE!!!!"

I now have to watch the two episodes again though to see if Jon redid Anthony's bar or vice versa. The bar area was as shitty as the hotel so Frank is really doing a bang up job with his whole operation.

This one is labeled "Bartender Search 2011"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:02:41 AM »

Bar Rescue's Piratez episode was epic though- even if its not my favorite show

benjipwns · « **Reply #28 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:07:56 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2012, 11:02:41 AM

Bar Rescue's Piratez episode was epic though- even if its not my favorite show

Bar Rescue apparently spent $250,000 on that makeover, just for her to revert it like the next day. They even went back to the 18+ page menu for the moron husband who said "why taste it? I can see it looks good."

It was the perfect inoffensive corporate bar and they could have done Pirate Weekends or something to feed their fetish.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:24:58 AM »

I dont get why they asked for his help if they were so unwilling to change. What did they expect him to do? Come in dressed as a pirate? Just weird.

benjipwns · « **Reply #30 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:46:09 AM »

If there's one aspect of Hotel Impossible that compared to Restaurant Impossible and Bar Rescue lags, it's that the owners so far are generally just too beaten down and/or can't be assed with life. I love the open visceral defiance by owners of the other shows. NO, I AM GOING BACK TO MY NOW PROVEN ON NATIONAL TV FAILED PRACTICES! THAT'S HOW WE'LL GET CUSTOMERS!

One of the recent Restaurant Impossibles had the owner getting upset because Robert was tearing up his rat infested kitchen/floors and remaking the menu to not have food the guy couldn't ever possibly cook. And there's been a few of that and Bar Rescue where the owner is clearly steaming through the changes. Then you look em up online and they instantly reverted like Piratz. (Although not generally back to a direction that was completely stupid from the conception. Though some were never cut out for the business.) The people Jon sent into Piratz undercover were people from the prior season who immediately reverted 80% of his changes to their own bar.

A thing I really like about Bar Rescue compared to say, Restaurant Impossible, is there's no twenty plus minutes of WE WON'T FINISH IN TIME HOW WE WILL PAINT THIS WALL?!?!? To the point they can get three test services in during the time of the show when it takes Robert to do one.

I think the owners are just afraid of Anthony though. You have a bald guy running around your hotel freaking out over everything, that's far more scary than some giant dude yelling at you over your known outright shit quality. Plus the show couldn't make over an entire hotel with the budget, unlike a restaurant, bar, etc. It lends this air of guaranteed doom to the show, it's like Anthony is brought in to give last rites and explain why these non-chain hotels died. (And I'd watch it, along with the other shows plus Kitchen Nightmares/Tabitha's, without the likely needed hook of "we'll fix this overnight!" It's not the same thing exactly, but there was that show The Restaurant on NBC back in the day, and I really liked that as like the "collapsing" part of these shows/business, only there wasn't really any rescue. For the restaurant in the show, for Rocco it was called a nose job and selling frozen food.)

Not that I don't want to find out how he could die from the phone or bed or Gideon Bible in his hotel room each week.

benjipwns · « **Reply #31 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:52:27 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2012, 11:24:58 AM

I dont get why they asked for his help if they were so unwilling to change. What did they expect him to do? Come in dressed as a pirate? Just weird.

Apparently spent $60,000 to remake the bar back like it was

Spike put up a rant where he said won't give a shit if they go out of business now: http://www.spike.com/video-clips/aeg0oq/bar-rescue-taffer-talks-back-piratz-tavern

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** July 31, 2012, 03:19:52 PM »

Hey MAF, let's go hang out at Shoreline Central Market and watch them film Top Chef.

Seriously, I was in there last week and saw the camera crew running around.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:00:14 PM »

Yeah, Seattle is this upcoming season, should be all over the area. People were spotting them at Whole Foods in particular (since it's a sponsor) apparently.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:13:31 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 31, 2012, 04:00:14 PM

Yeah, Seattle is this upcoming season, should be all over the area. People were spotting them at Whole Foods in particular (since it's a sponsor) apparently.

They were at the Whole Foods over in Redmond, though. The first Whole Foods in the state is three blocks from my house, and it's actually in Seattle, they're not doing anything there. SMH.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #35 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:44:03 PM »

You guys really took the reality tv format ball and ran with it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #36 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:46:34 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 31, 2012, 04:44:03 PM

You guys really took the reality tv format ball and ran with it.

I thought it would've died by now.

I was wrong.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #37 on:** July 31, 2012, 04:52:23 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 31, 2012, 04:46:34 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 31, 2012, 04:44:03 PM
You guys really took the reality tv format ball and ran with it.

I thought it would've died by now.

I was wrong.

I wonder if the Greek UFO meme will be in some sort of minor celebrity reality thing soon. George Tzatziki I think?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:05:21 PM »

What's crazy is how History Channel uses a few shows to generate new ones. Pawn Stars has spawned two shows (restoration show and car show- though that book expert lady they bring in is kinda hot so she can have a show too) and then you have the American Pickers inspired Picked Off, and I even saw one of the guys from Baggage Wars as a buyer on American Pickers (except he had an eye patch and pony tail).

The Nightmare/Impossible/Rescue stuff is better because its spread out across networks and its generally well scoped. The REAL issue right now is TLC :

Ganhyun · « **Reply #39 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:06:55 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 02, 2012, 11:20:51 PM

Also, the dude who bought the expensive hot tubs and just let them rot was great; his response to 'wtf are you doing' was 'yeah..mistake' bwahahahhaha

IIRC this guy had an up-to-date gym and was more focused on turning his hotel into a gym than anything else.

Also, Restaurant Stakeout cane be amusing.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** July 31, 2012, 07:09:54 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 31, 2012, 11:46:09 AM

If there's one aspect of Hotel Impossible that compared to Restaurant Impossible and Bar Rescue lags, it's that the owners so far are generally just too beaten down and/or can't be assed with life. I love the open visceral defiance by owners of the other shows. NO, I AM GOING BACK TO MY NOW PROVEN ON NATIONAL TV FAILED PRACTICES! THAT'S HOW WE'LL GET CUSTOMERS!

One of the recent Restaurant Impossibles had the owner getting upset because Robert was tearing up his rat infested kitchen/floors and remaking the menu to not have food the guy couldn't ever possibly cook. And there's been a few of that and Bar Rescue where the owner is clearly steaming through the changes. Then you look em up online and they instantly reverted like Piratz. (Although not generally back to a direction that was completely stupid from the conception. Though some were never cut out for the business.) The people Jon sent into Piratz undercover were people from the prior season who immediately reverted 80% of his changes to their own bar.

A thing I really like about Bar Rescue compared to say, Restaurant Impossible, is there's no twenty plus minutes of WE WON'T FINISH IN TIME HOW WE WILL PAINT THIS WALL?!?!? To the point they can get three test services in during the time of the show when it takes Robert to do one.

I think the owners are just afraid of Anthony though. You have a bald guy running around your hotel freaking out over everything, that's far more scary than some giant dude yelling at you over your known outright shit quality. Plus the show couldn't make over an entire hotel with the budget, unlike a restaurant, bar, etc. It lends this air of guaranteed doom to the show, it's like Anthony is brought in to give last rites and explain why these non-chain hotels died. (And I'd watch it, along with the other shows plus Kitchen Nightmares/Tabitha's, without the likely needed hook of "we'll fix this overnight!" It's not the same thing exactly, but there was that show The Restaurant on NBC back in the day, and I really liked that as like the "collapsing" part of these shows/business, only there wasn't really any rescue. For the restaurant in the show, for Rocco it was called a nose job and selling frozen food.)

Not that I don't want to find out how he could die from the phone or bed or Gideon Bible in his hotel room each week.

Bar Rescue seems a lot less scripted than Restaurant Impossible, which is good. Some of the RI's best episodes were in the first season when they were finding dead animals n crap. Now its kinda boring and all I tune in for regularly is Hotel Impossible- while the people arent as crazy, the host is OCD in a weird hilarious short-man way that makes me laugh. Still, some of Robert Irvine's lines in RI are kinda funny/mean lately.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #41 on:** July 31, 2012, 08:53:48 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2012, 07:05:21 PM

What's crazy is how History Channel uses a few shows to generate new ones. Pawn Stars has spawned two shows (restoration show and car show- though that book expert lady they bring in is kinda hot so she can have a show too) and then you have the American Pickers inspired Picked Off, and I even saw one of the guys from Baggage Wars as a buyer on American Pickers (except he had an eye patch and pony tail).

The Nightmare/Impossible/Rescue stuff is better because its spread out across networks and its generally well scoped. The REAL issue right now is TLC :

I'm glad I only watch the Science Channel.

benjipwns · « **Reply #42 on:** September 20, 2012, 08:56:11 AM »

RENEWED:

Quote

The second season of “Hotel Impossible,” premiering on Monday, December 3, 2012 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT, will continue to transform struggling and under-performing hotels into bustling tourist destinations through the help of hotel “fixer” Anthony Melchiorri. After secretly scouting each property, Melchiorri identifies its biggest problems and then meets with the staff and owners to determine its key operational issues. As in last season, Melchiorri has just days to formulate a plan, revamp the hotel and re-motivate its staff. For some hotel owners, this is their last hope.

BONUS INTERVIEW:

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** September 20, 2012, 10:08:16 AM »

awwww yeahhhh

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** September 20, 2012, 10:08:44 AM »

I was watching restaurant stakeout last night- what a horrible show; how did it survive?

benjipwns · « **Reply #45 on:** September 20, 2012, 07:40:35 PM »

I think Food Network is just burning it off. It's been exposed as fake*: http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/food_network/2012_Mar_27_restaurant-stakeout-fake

There was another place where the employees also said they brought in actors and staged "fake but accurate" events.

*Well, more than normal.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #46 on:** September 20, 2012, 07:57:10 PM »

food network shows always feel staged/faked these days- I mean yeah, 90% of these shows prolly are- but you gotta work at it, food network!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #47 on:** December 03, 2012, 07:46:53 PM »

SEASON 2 starts tonight.

benjipwns · « **Reply #48 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:49:02 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #49 on:** December 04, 2012, 06:54:19 PM »

they didn't change a thing- made someone cry on the first episode- season 2 is great so far

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