Author Topic: 2012 London Olympics OT of wait until competitive eating is a sport (Read 21416 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** July 26, 2012, 03:18:54 AM »

Huh? What? You're trying to disagree? JUST LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE, SLORE! Music for the opening ceremony? Done by critically acclaimed electronic group Underworld. Opening ceremony itself? Directed by Danny Boyle, who once directed a movie about Scottish heroin addicts who called the English "wankers". Full circle on that one, Danny.

Anyway, unfortunately that hot hurdler chick won't be at the games but there's plenty of other crazy shit going on- basketball, soccer (SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE, FOOTBALL INVOLVES FREAKISHLY LARGE MEN GIVING EACH OTHER CONCUSSIONS, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS) and whatnot. For some reason (probably the nostalgia that I shit on in every podcast) I have always enjoyed watching the Olympics, even dumb shit like gymnastics, figure skating and curling. Talk about whatever in here.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:26:03 AM »

Olympics are the shit

Momo · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:39:55 AM »

Olympics are shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:42:57 AM »

Cool, we get to see all the sports the UK sucks at, while in the UK. Win win

USA USA USA

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:43:21 AM »

This hot triple jumper won't be at the Olympics either.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/366730/20120725/voula-papachristou-racist-tweet-olympian-greek.htm

I think she actually got off lucky. Facing the anger of her peers would probably have been even worse than not attending the Olympics.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:43:34 AM »

FOOTBALL, SWIMMING, BASKETBALL, TRACK AND FIELD, VOLLEYBALL, WOMEN'S WEIGHT LIFTING, GYMNASTICS COME TO DADDY.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:45:21 AM »

Underworld at the opening ceremonies? Awesome athletics? Blur reunited? FUCK YEAH.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:49:57 AM »

Also, Beckham randomly crashed people getting their pictures taken in a photo booth to show support for the UK team.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/david-beckham-shocks-fans-photobooth_n_1699109.html

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:53:10 AM »

sucks he didn't make the team

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:53:48 AM »

USA

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:55:29 AM »

hot female athletes

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:55:44 AM »

LAY OFF SHE'S MINE

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:58:31 AM »

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2012, 04:03:05 AM »

Quote

Directed by Danny Boyle, who once directed a movie about Scottish heroin addicts who called the British "wankers".

correction : the ENGLISH, they called the ENGLISH 'wankers' - if a Scottish person was calling the British 'wankers' they'd be including themselves in the slur. Not uncommon.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** July 26, 2012, 04:04:53 AM »

DOH. You're right. In my defense it's late here in the states and I haven't watched Trainspotting in like 8 years or something.

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 26, 2012, 04:05:46 AM »

Jamaica will dominate the sprints as usual.

brob · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2012, 07:27:21 AM »

I love the more non-common competitions like judo, archery,épée n whatnot. don't get to see that shit too often.

Also,

pretty laides doing thangs

pilonv1 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2012, 07:30:16 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 26, 2012, 04:03:05 AM

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Directed by Danny Boyle, who once directed a movie about Scottish heroin addicts who called the British "wankers".

correction : the ENGLISH, they called the ENGLISH 'wankers' - if a Scottish person was calling the British 'wankers' they'd be including themselves in the slur. Not uncommon.

everyone from the UK is a wanker

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:08:27 AM »

Quote

everyone from the UK is a wanker

pretty much

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:17:58 AM »

Personally, and without a hint of hyperbole, I hope the organisers of this all get terminally BAD aids.

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:25:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2012, 03:42:57 AM

Cool, we get to see all the sports the UK sucks at, while in the UK. Win win

USA USA USA

Hey, fuck you! Sailing, rowing, cycling...basically anything involving sitting down we're shit hot at.

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 26, 2012, 07:30:16 AM

everyone from the UK is a wanker

I can't argue with that.

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2012, 09:48:26 AM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 26, 2012, 09:17:58 AM

Personally, and without a hint of hyperbole, I hope the organisers of this all get terminally BAD aids.

the more i read about this, the more fucked up it seems.

brob · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2012, 10:00:46 AM »

throw some articles pls. Haven't been keeping up with outrage news lately.

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2012, 10:54:52 AM »

Is that the old lady from the avengers in the banner?

Apparently the government is giving cash rewards to any athlete that brings home a medal, smfh we are in a recession god damned!!!!

Momo · « **Reply #24 on:** July 26, 2012, 10:55:09 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 26, 2012, 07:30:16 AM

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 26, 2012, 04:03:05 AM
Quote
Directed by Danny Boyle, who once directed a movie about Scottish heroin addicts who called the British "wankers".

correction : the ENGLISH, they called the ENGLISH 'wankers' - if a Scottish person was calling the British 'wankers' they'd be including themselves in the slur. Not uncommon.

everyone from the UK is a wanker

This is true, Ireland is the only saving grace of the British Isles.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #25 on:** July 26, 2012, 11:47:24 AM »

I assume my man Insane Bolt is going to clean up again this year

can't fucking wait to see basketball, swimming, and girls soccer. Hope Solo

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 26, 2012, 12:00:16 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2012, 11:47:24 AM

I assume my man Insane Bolt is going to clean up again this year

There's a new kid named Yohan Blake who keeps surprising everyone. If Bolt isn't at his best, he can pull off an upset. I doubt he can break his records though. Either way, JA wins.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** July 26, 2012, 01:43:09 PM »

I went to five nights of the US Olympic Swim Trials earlier this month. It was awesome, can't wait to see the US clean up in London.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** July 26, 2012, 02:45:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2012, 01:43:09 PM

I went to five nights of the US Olympic Swim Trials earlier this month. It was awesome, can't wait to see the US clean up in London.

Lochte or Phelps, who ya got?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** July 26, 2012, 03:04:28 PM »

Not really sure. Everyone should cheer for Arianna Kukors in the 200 IM. She is from my hometown and was actually a student at one of the high schools I work at.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #30 on:** July 26, 2012, 05:07:02 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 26, 2012, 09:48:26 AM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 26, 2012, 09:17:58 AM
Personally, and without a hint of hyperbole, I hope the organisers of this all get terminally BAD aids.

the more i read about this, the more fucked up it seems.

There are drugs that can prolong the resistance, so there's that I guess.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #31 on:** July 27, 2012, 04:26:15 AM »

GOOD AIDS vs BAD AIDS

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #32 on:** July 27, 2012, 06:46:16 AM »

I liked the bit when he pervs over the girl who was molested by an uncle, and then ignores the older woman with a similar story/

pilonv1 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:04:41 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 26, 2012, 09:08:27 AM

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everyone from the UK is a wanker

pretty much

It's ok we're all wankers here too

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:10:37 AM »

pretty much only watching this shit when i'm too lazy/drunk to change the channel

brob · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2012, 04:46:59 PM »

this shit cray

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** July 27, 2012, 07:20:54 PM »

Opening Ceremony in a few minutes.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** July 27, 2012, 07:40:13 PM »

i fucking love the olympics

cool breeze · « **Reply #38 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:12:00 PM »

I don't know what this is but it's better than Quantum of Solace

pilonv1 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:54:37 PM »

Seeing Dizzee Rascal in the opening ceremony is fucking weird

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** July 27, 2012, 09:17:49 PM »

this thing is SO BRITISH

Atramental · « **Reply #41 on:** July 27, 2012, 10:45:27 PM »

BBC >>>>> NBC

Fuckin' NBC coverage sucks chode.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** July 27, 2012, 11:50:08 PM »

If they really wanted to impress me, they would have gotten Johnny Rotten.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** July 27, 2012, 11:55:55 PM »

that was a whack ass opening ceremony aside from the hot chicks and paul mccartney

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** July 27, 2012, 11:57:03 PM »

all i got from this is that danny boyle is a pretentious cunt

Groogrux · « **Reply #45 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:15:12 AM »

The opening ceremonies were... odd. I didn't care for them too much.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 26, 2012, 03:49:57 AM

Also, Beckham randomly crashed people getting their pictures taken in a photo booth to show support for the UK team.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/david-beckham-shocks-fans-photobooth_n_1699109.html

That video actually got me choked up a bit. The kid crying when Beckham walks in... :'(

chronovore · « **Reply #46 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:32:28 AM »

I was hoping for more Michelle Jenneke, but I guess I can just loop that one vid.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:51:41 AM »

Yeah, I had been reading that the opening ceremony was supposed to be all ZOMG AWESOME but it was kinda meh. I hate McCartney with the force of a thousand suns so he did nothing for me.

Robo · « **Reply #48 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:52:34 AM »

I love Matt Lauer's hair. He is the most beautiful man I have ever seen with a male-pattern horseshoe—he rocks the shit out of that thing.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #49 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:54:51 AM »

Wait until I'm done losing weight and am ripped.

Robo · « **Reply #50 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:58:22 AM »

You better hurry the fuck up, I can't stand being teased.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #51 on:** July 28, 2012, 03:40:48 AM »

1. USA wearing berrets, are you invading?
2. Brits wearing gold/white jumpers like its the 80's so tacky

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** July 28, 2012, 08:37:47 AM »

This 18 year old US fencing chick Lee Keifer is so kawaii! ^_^

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #53 on:** July 28, 2012, 09:17:14 AM »

currently watching a spanish dude beat a serbian dude in tennis.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #54 on:** July 28, 2012, 09:43:12 AM »

this serbian dude is having so many words with the ref.

Reb · « **Reply #55 on:** July 28, 2012, 10:02:13 AM »

I have 4 channels showing the olympics, and it's all cycling. :'(

Boogie · « **Reply #56 on:** July 28, 2012, 11:25:22 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 28, 2012, 10:02:13 AM

I have 4 channels showing the olympics, and it's all cycling. :'(

Careful, or Fresh Prince is going to come back from the grave and slap the shit out of you for saying that.

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:17:59 PM »

watching women's football

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:26:39 PM »

FIFA needs to change their equipment standards for Women's Football but they won't because they are FIFA.

These Columbian girls can dribble and they have good touches but USA defense is smothering them with a pillow and wearing them down.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #59 on:** July 28, 2012, 12:28:44 PM »

Goddamit all I have is women's basketball here.

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Author Topic: 2012 London Olympics OT of wait until competitive eating is a sport (Read 21416 times)