Author Topic: Official NFL Offseason Thread of NFC West Dominance (Read 71820 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** August 07, 2012, 08:45:11 PM »

Cajole's QB

Detroit's savior

Anyone interesting in another fantasy league? If so let's set something up (yahoo again I'm guessing)

OVER/UNDER: Peyton Manning starts 8 games

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:47:00 PM »

Hawks signed TO

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:50:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2012, 08:47:00 PM

Hawks signed TO

I think the bankruptcy could motivate him to not be a problem. A potential problem could be that all three of your QBs are pretty young, and if TO decides to act up he'll start by screwing with them $:-\$

btw I still like the Russell Wilson pick. The fact that he's competing well against Matt Flynn is a good sign

etiolate · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:52:35 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:55:07 PM »

I wonder if the Falcons can take advantage of the Saints' situation this year. Probably not.

In on a fantasy league; y'all bitches want me to start it?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:55:49 PM »

Yea you start it. Last dude who started it was distinguished mentally-challenged

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:56:21 PM »

I'm already in two fantasy leagues, have fun duders.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:56:28 PM »

you just jelly cuz my QB's sexier than yours. both of 'em

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2012, 04:55:06 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2012, 09:23:27 AM »

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:51:53 AM »

Look at those small hands.

And yea I'm down for fantasy again

Robo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:02:10 AM »

ugliest QB in the game

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:52:21 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2012, 08:47:00 PM

Hawks signed TO

...plus Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow. I say we really fuck shit up and sign Plaxico too.

I'm not sure what's going to happen with this team this year. The Seahawks are normally hard to figure out to begin with but there's so many variables going on right now that it could either be boom or bust. Hell, even the new uniforms are confusing.

I'm kind of excited about seeing Flynn and Wilson play though, Wilson especially. I think that guy can ball.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2012, 02:36:45 PM »

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1. Will Jahvid Best play football this year, or ever again?

The honest and accurate answer is, nobody knows right now. His fate is in the hands of a group of doctors and specialists who have been running him through a gantlet of tests for months.

Nobody wants to give up hope. Nobody wants such a promising career to end this abruptly. But Best isn't dealing with the possibility of walking with a limp when he's older; he's dealing with the possibility of not recognizing loved ones.

It has been more than nine months since Best suffered his second concussion last season. If he's not ready for contact now, after that much time, what's going to change? And, who knows what happens the next time his head gets slammed?

Think about this, too: If he does play and he suffers another brain injury, would you want to be the doctor who cleared him? So far, it is my understanding that lawyers are not part of the process. But you know they are hovering nearby.

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120808/SPORTS0101/208080328#ixzz22ytIH1y9

This is some sad shit. Yea it sucks his career is likely over for us, but more importantly he's reaching a point where he'll certainly have major problems later in life. Hell, he probably has reached it already.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM »

I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me. :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2012, 11:12:56 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM

I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me. :'(

Do you guys even have a QB or are you just going to hike the ball directly to Reggie Bush and hope for the best?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 09, 2012, 11:16:00 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 09, 2012, 11:12:56 AM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me. :'(

Do you guys even have a QB or are you just going to hike the ball directly to Reggie Bush and hope for the best?

Damned if I know...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** August 09, 2012, 11:34:24 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 11:16:00 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 09, 2012, 11:12:56 AM
Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me. :'(

Do you guys even have a QB or are you just going to hike the ball directly to Reggie Bush and hope for the best?
Damned if I know...

Then how are you a Dolphins fan?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 09, 2012, 11:43:32 AM »

Sometimes I ask myself the same thing...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2012, 12:45:02 PM »

I thought Chad Henne could have been a good qb for Miami. Dunno about the new guy; iirc he only started like 16 games in college at qb

Huff · « **Reply #20 on:** August 09, 2012, 01:16:18 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM

I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me. :'(

Not sure what's worse, being a jags, bucks, or dolphins fan.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2012, 01:25:35 PM »

Quote from: Huff on August 09, 2012, 01:16:18 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM
I'm a Dolphins fan. Pray for me. :'(

Not sure what's worse, being a jags, bucks, or dolphins fan.

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I think you have to take Cleveland fans into consideration, what with being in Cleveland and all.

Huff · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2012, 07:56:50 PM »

What is sanchez still doing in? Put in the real starter

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2012, 08:05:36 PM »

49ers play tonight!

Eric P · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2012, 07:42:57 AM »

Bengals beat Jets 17-6 in Tebow's NY debut

whelp

pilonv1 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2012, 08:13:38 AM »

WHO DEY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2012, 01:47:35 AM »

Whoa Russell Wilson looked pretty solid tonight

also

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2012, 01:51:57 AM »

TEXAS SHALL PERSEVERE

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TO NOT GETTING INTO THE PLAYOFFS

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2012, 08:46:34 PM »

Chad Johnson just got released

https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/statuses/234807481891692544

fucking dumbass.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:14:14 PM »

Is it too late to get in on Fantasy? I'm game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:16:55 PM »

hasn't been set up yet. I'd imagine we'll get it started in a week or two

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:20:58 PM »

I'll set it up in the next day or two- I'm thinking we'll draft the Sunday BEFORE labor day weekend at around 5 or so eastern time? Does that work for everybody?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:21:54 PM »

At this time it should be fine. Don't know how my work schedule is going to be but I may be getting Sundays off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** August 15, 2012, 03:58:23 AM »

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhZvnD8K3XAKN6azz4

haha Johnson getting kicked, from Hard Knocks

Huff · « **Reply #34 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:30:42 PM »

I'm in for fantasy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:37:52 PM »

I'll play some fantasy.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #36 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 08, 2012, 11:52:21 AM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2012, 08:47:00 PM
Hawks signed TO

...plus Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow. I say we really fuck shit up and sign Plaxico too.

I'm not sure what's going to happen with this team this year. The Seahawks are normally hard to figure out to begin with but there's so many variables going on right now that it could either be boom or bust. Hell, even the new uniforms are confusing.

I'm kind of excited about seeing Flynn and Wilson play though, Wilson especially. I think that guy can ball.

OCHOCINCO. You know it must happen now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:37:55 PM »

Well Pete Carrol did kind of turn Mike Williams' career around, maybe he can do the same for Ocho

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:19:42 PM »

League has been created; I copied the settings from last year's league and was able to invite PD and Bloodwake from that screen. If you guys don't get the info let me know and I'll just pm it to you. BrandNew, Huff, Awesome-O and Zero Hero, check your pm's. Obviously, if you want in the league get in while the getting is good- as of now we have 3 more spots, but could expand to 12 if we want to. If we can't get 10 by a week before draft day, I'll post the info in the thread.

Also, DRAFT DAY IS SUNDAY, AUGUST 26TH AT 3:45 PM EASTERN TIME. I know this is kind of hypocritical since I missed last year's draft, but DON'T FUCKING MISS IT. That's your first and honestly biggest responsibility of playing in the league. I will try to move the draft back to 5-6 eastern time, but this was as good as I could do for right now.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39 on:** August 16, 2012, 08:58:02 AM »

FUck that's my wife's birthday. Oh well.

She'll just have to

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:43:12 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 16, 2012, 08:58:02 AM

FUck that's my wife's birthday. Oh well. She'll just have to

I'll take your wife out for you that night.

Huff · « **Reply #41 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:46:14 AM »

You have to do the draft at a computer right, not on a phones app?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:09:59 PM »

Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2012, 10:46:14 AM

You have to do the draft at a computer right, not on a phones app?

Correct

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 16, 2012, 10:43:12 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 16, 2012, 08:58:02 AM
FUck that's my wife's birthday. Oh well. She'll just have to

I'll take your wife out for you that night.

I'm sure she will survive the hour of worship she will be denied. I appreciate the offer though.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #44 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:22:26 PM »

Boom. Signed up.

Time to kick ass like my Packers are going to do all season this year!

bdoughty · « **Reply #45 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:33:11 PM »

Rarely do I feel any pity for Jerry Jones but this lawsuit makes the McDonalds Hot Coffee lawsuits almost tolerable.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/fan-sues-cowboys-burned-buttocks-235557660--nfl.html

"Jennelle Carrillo, of Cleburne, received severe burns to her backside after allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium." Carillo filed a lawsuit in the District Court of Tarrant County, Texas as a result of injuries allegedly suffered when she sat on a black marble bench outside the stadium before the team's Clue and Silver Scrimmage in August of 2010. Cowboys Stadium, L.P., the Dallas Cowboys Football Club LTD, and one Jerral "Jerry" Wayne Jones are all named as defendants.

Really? We should start disbarring lawyers for taking these cases.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2012, 09:16:34 AM »

I'm in

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2012, 12:29:08 PM »

The Nashville Rmoneys are in

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** August 19, 2012, 11:41:55 PM »

Guys

GUYS. Still three more slots at least open for fantasy foosball! You know you want in! PM me or post in here if you're interested! Draft is next Sunday at 4:15 pm eastern!

Groogrux · « **Reply #49 on:** August 20, 2012, 08:47:57 AM »

I'm down for it. Sending the PM now. You guys need an easy opponent.

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Tucah · « **Reply #50 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:59:23 AM »

As reigning champion of last year's league, I'd like in if there's a spot.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:46:56 PM »

Groogrux is already in, and I sent a pm to Tucah. One spot left! Get it while it's hot! Cajole, you in? We can laugh at you all season long as the Jets struggle to score in the double digits.

Also, let me stress again: the draft is THIS SUNDAY AT 4:15 PM EASTERN!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #52 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:37:23 AM »

Hey guys, I'm in a keeper league and would appreciate thoughts on keeping any of these guys. I can keep up to three players I drafted in the 5th round or higher as well as any guys I picked up during the season.

Mike Williams (TB)
Percy Harvin
Tim Tebow
Detroit D
Green Bay D
Jonathan Stewart
Visanthe Shancoe
Brent Celek

I'm considering Celek and Stewart. Thoughts?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:45:28 AM »

I'd keep Harvin. He's not consistent but certainly has the potential to get you some huge numbers.

I feel sorry for whoever gets the Lions d. Yea we'll rack up sacks but our secondary is shit and we can't stop the run

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #54 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:46:40 AM »

Where would they count against your picks? ie which round would you lose picks in for keeping those guys? Cause honestly, depending on what else is out there I don't think I'd keep any of em.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #55 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:51:04 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 21, 2012, 01:46:40 AM

Where would they count against your picks? ie which round would you lose picks in for keeping those guys? Cause honestly, depending on what else is out there I don't think I'd keep any of em.

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1. Can keep any drafted players after round 4 of last year's draft. If undrafted, can be kept in the last round, next to last round, etc.

2. Keepers cost one round per player earlier than drafted (Draft Peyton Manning in Round 6 this year, keep him in round 5 next, etc.).

3. Can keep as many as three roster positions (ie RB,QB,K,WR,DEF,TE, etc.)

4. Cannot keep same player on same roster for more than 2 seasons (you would have the guy for 3 total if you max out, first year is drafted plus two keeper years).

I was really thinking of not keeping anyone, but just in case someone saw something there that I didn't.

Stewart was round 5. Harvin round 6 and Celek was a free agent.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:01:03 AM »

I would take a flier on Celek- keeping really late can't hurt.

I wouldn't keep anyone else. Do a lot of research and figure out where you can get really good value for your team in each round and draft accordingly would be my recommendation.

I'm going to make a general to everyone PSA as a Falcons fan- DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE ON MATT RYAN. He is not ready to be an elite quarterback. Draft him as such at your own peril, everyone.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #57 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:03:34 AM »

I had Ryan the past two seasons. 2010 he got me to the championship game. 2011 he was mortal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:04:33 AM »

but Julio Jones bro

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #59 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:06:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2012, 02:04:33 AM

but Julio Jones bro

Not. Buying. It.

I think he is going to be a very good NFL QB that is going to win a shit ton of games over his career (and probably more playoff games than he loses, but never a SB) but will never be a standout fantasy performer.