Author Topic: The Expendables 2 Thread of Manly Men Doing Manly Things Manily, Man (Read 8557 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** August 14, 2012, 10:06:04 AM »

Quote from: Variety

Redundant, bombastic and cheekily self-aware, The Expendables 2 is also savvy enough to supply its own auto-critique.

Quote from: Hollywood Reporter

Taut, humorous and attractively packaged, the sequel is both fleet footed and engaging enough to captivate audiences with more than just nonstop action.

Quote from: ComingSoon.net

Significantly better than the first movie, offering enough back to basics action entertainment to make it well worth the price of admission.

Quote from: Nerdist

The Expendables 2 is causing me to rethink all I know, or think I know. Because on so many levels, it is inexcusably bad, and yet... I liked it.

Quote from: IGN

The action lover's dream team doesn't disappoint in The Expendables 2, a sequel that's bigger, bolder and more badass than the original.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_expendables_2/

Go watch it this weekend or Arnie will punch a pepperoni through your head.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:30:13 AM »

There is one person that sticks out like a sore thumb and doesn't deserve to be in this. Can anyone guess which one?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:32:08 AM »

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There's a level of brutal, boring stupidity here that makes The A-Team look like it was written by Sun Tzu. It's all a big joke. Except it isn't in the least bit funny.

- MaryAnn Johanson
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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:33:52 AM »

There's going to be a lot of nerds getting asshurt that people are going to see the movie....so I'm in!

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2012, 10:47:03 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on August 14, 2012, 10:30:13 AM

There is one person that sticks out like a sore thumb and doesn't deserve to be in this. Can anyone guess which one?

The black guy? No wait, the asian guy.

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Real answer: That young fuck in the back.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:17:54 AM »

And they couldn't even get the RIGHT Hemsworth!

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2012, 11:26:58 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2012, 12:44:38 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2012, 04:50:03 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on August 14, 2012, 10:33:52 AM

There's going to be a lot of nerds getting asshurt that people are going to see the movie....so I'm in!

"The Expendables 2 is causing me to rethink all I know, or think I know. Because on so many levels, it is inexcusably bad, and yet... I liked it."
Luke Y. Thompson
Nerdist

He gave it a 'Rotten' rating.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:10:55 PM »

VAN DAMME IS IN THIS?!?!?!?1

bork · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:49:01 PM »

Yup..Van Damme's one of the bad guys.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:49:46 PM »

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2012, 07:35:24 PM »

Wouldn't it be "manlily"?

ManaByte · « **Reply #13 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:03:04 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 14, 2012, 06:10:55 PM

VAN DAMME IS IN THIS?!?!?!?1

He's in it like it were Kylie Minogue.

ManaByte · « **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:04:48 AM »

BTW, Expendables 3 - they've talked to Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford. Nicolas Cage is in it, and they want Snipes as soon as he's out of prison:

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/clint-eastwood-in-talks-for-expendables-3

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:05:30 AM »

Ohmygod

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:13:40 AM »

*spooooooooge*

ManaByte · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:19:18 AM »

They should allow them to film Expendables 3 in full resolution IMAX 3D and make it three hours long.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:34:14 AM »

what about Michael Jai White!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:41:54 AM »

Expendables 3 needs Carl Weather.

Spurgeon · « **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:48:35 AM »

I hope they kill Chuck Norris in this one.

Or keep hazing him for his hair-piece.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2012, 08:38:06 AM »

He looks like Sam Cassell.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2012, 10:08:21 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on August 15, 2012, 12:50:03 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2012, 12:41:54 AM
Expendables 3 needs Carl Weather.

Only if he has hair on his head and facial hair.

Dude looks weird as shit right now:

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:'(

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:08:33 AM »

How is that even the same person?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2012, 02:21:32 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on August 15, 2012, 02:03:38 PM

Seriously? It got stuck in limbo?

Ha, doesn't read good for it.

MGM ran out of money so it put everything in limbo. It's the reason why we had to wait until 20-freaking-12 for The Damn Hobbit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** August 15, 2012, 03:40:17 PM »

I didn't like the first one but this looks great

ManaByte · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2012, 10:32:36 PM »

My new desktop. There's a 6000px wide version online that spans both my work monitors too.

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2012, 12:29:02 AM »

i predict this will at least be better than that POS Call of Duty movie with the OMG REAL NAVY SEALS

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2012, 03:03:48 AM »

so, just like Expendables Uno, its not quite as good as you'd hope but still provides a good time.

a relentlessly cheesy, machismo-addled, cornpone, and weirdly sincere good time (just like part 1). Its well worth noting that the action scenes in this are shot and staged much better then in the preceding film. Visual clarity, I dig that. It makes it easier to appreciate Randy Coture slinging around people like rag dolls and Statham's knife porn.

parallax · « **Reply #29 on:** August 18, 2012, 03:51:23 AM »

that wallpaper is fucking horrible. whos the dude between arnie and jet?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** August 18, 2012, 05:40:35 AM »

I just watched the movie. It was totally obscene and amazing. I give it 5 broners out of 3.

Quote from: parallax on August 18, 2012, 03:51:23 AM

that wallpaper is fucking horrible. whos the dude between arnie and jet?

I think he was the main villain's second-in-command.

ManaByte · « **Reply #31 on:** August 18, 2012, 09:28:44 AM »

I like that Van Damme's name in the movie is "Vilain".

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32 on:** August 19, 2012, 02:13:44 PM »

1st place!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** August 19, 2012, 02:36:31 PM »

LTD:

Expendables: $103,068,524
Scott Pilgrim: $31,524,275

Expendables 2: $28,750,000
Scott Pilgrim 2: $0

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #34 on:** August 19, 2012, 02:50:00 PM »

Quote from: parallax on August 18, 2012, 03:51:23 AM

that wallpaper is fucking horrible. whos the dude between arnie and jet?

It'd be better if under the table you just see wheelchairs, zimmer frames and walking sticks.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #35 on:** August 19, 2012, 02:50:35 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #36 on:** August 19, 2012, 02:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 19, 2012, 02:36:31 PM

LTD:

Expendables: $103,068,524
Scott Pilgrim: $31,524,275

Expendables 2: $28,750,000
Scott Pilgrim 2: $0

bork · « **Reply #37 on:** August 19, 2012, 05:03:03 PM »

Somehow forgot this opened up.

Will see next weekend.

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** August 19, 2012, 07:09:38 PM »

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118058008
http://www.examiner.com/article/an-all-female-the-expendables-is-coming

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** August 19, 2012, 07:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on August 19, 2012, 02:36:31 PM

LTD:

Expendables: $103,068,524
Scott Pilgrim: $31,524,275

Expendables 2: $28,750,000
Scott Pilgrim 2: $0

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #40 on:** August 19, 2012, 08:51:36 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2012, 07:09:38 PM

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118058008
http://www.examiner.com/article/an-all-female-the-expendables-is-coming

I approve of this.

Quote from: Green Man on August 19, 2012, 07:25:40 PM

Am I the only person that thinks Linda Hamilton role in T2 as an action heroine is severely overstated? She didn't seem that tough at all, to me.

No more than Sigourney Weaver in Aliens, really.

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Which is to say, yeah, somewhat overrated. But both stepped up their game in the last act.

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ManaByte · « **Reply #41 on:** August 20, 2012, 05:07:31 PM »

The church fight was Stathamazing.

Diunx · « **Reply #42 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:41:28 PM »

Movie was fucking awesome!!!! the one liners, the violence, the guns,

The Lundgren

ManaByte · « **Reply #43 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:21:23 PM »

Oh god the Smart car bit was fucking classic. Still can't believe Arnold actually fit in that thing. They had to have modified it somehow.

Diunx · « **Reply #44 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:43:10 PM »

The china chick has a delicious mouth.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 21, 2012, 11:43:10 PM

The china chick has a delicious mouth.

Lies, there aren't any women in this movie.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #46 on:** August 22, 2012, 01:45:57 PM »

eh, I thought that Hemsworth chick in this was a little butch but still plenty cute.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2012, 02:06:22 AM »

movie of the year

where can i buy stathams hat

bork · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2012, 11:25:56 PM »

Saw The Expendables 2 today. It was a lot of fun...more great 80's style action...and not much more to say.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 27, 2012, 03:18:42 PM »

Great movie. Loved all the in jokes and loved Van Damme as the villain. Those fucking sunglassess.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #50 on:** August 29, 2012, 01:58:37 AM »

This movie is basically a parody of itself which is to say that it is awesome.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #51 on:** August 31, 2012, 09:53:17 PM »

kinda surprised by all the praise tbh. i enjoyed the first movie a hell of a lot more. this was silly in a bad way and none of the jokes worked. there were a few good parts (Van Damme, any fight with Statham, the final fight was OK)

but the action overall kind of fell flat, the one liners were corny, and i felt bringing in Arnold/Willis/Norris actually was a detriment to the movie. didn't really like it all that much

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