Author Topic: Bite back with Kent Brockman and his Channel 6 Consumer Watchdog Unit (Read 11655 times)

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:10:28 AM »

Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:25:57 AM »

i wish i got that gif reference but i of course have never seen an episode of The Simpsons.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:30:51 AM »

Brought to you by woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:25:57 AM

i wish i got that gif reference but i of course have never seen an episode of The Simpsons.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** September 03, 2012, 03:20:36 AM »

wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid, then grew up and never was interested in it.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #5 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:25:35 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 03, 2012, 02:30:51 AM

Brought to you by woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:25:57 AM
i wish i got that gif reference but i of course have never seen an episode of The Simpsons.

Thank you, related videos.

Endut! Hoch Hech!

bork · « **Reply #6 on:** September 03, 2012, 08:26:14 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 03:20:36 AM

wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid

The Simpsons!?

I haven't watched it since the 90s. Lost interest in it a long time ago. Life In Hell is the better Matt Groening series.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 03, 2012, 08:36:47 AM »

quiet Lisa, the dog is barking

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:53:40 AM »

here bart, you can hold my beer

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** September 03, 2012, 01:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 03, 2012, 11:53:40 AM

here bart, you can hold my beer

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2012, 01:48:36 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 03, 2012, 05:49:52 AM

Have you become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court as a result?

I'm sure his parents did a good job. Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2012, 01:49:27 PM »

ISSHY AND WHASHY??

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2012, 01:50:56 PM »

That's right, I did the Iggy.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2012, 01:56:17 PM »

thebore.gif

Everybody dance now!

The REAL reason PD's parents wouldn't let him watch The Simpsons!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:22:47 PM »

they didn't like how the kids on the show talked to their parents. same reason I couldn't watch Fresh Prince :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:22:47 PM

they didn't like how the kids on the show talked to their parents. same reason I couldn't watch Fresh Prince :'(

Talking to parents! The nation is in a state of moral decay, I tell you.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:31:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:22:47 PM

they didn't like how the kids on the show talked to their parents. same reason I couldn't watch Fresh Prince :'(

Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:33:25 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:33:40 PM »

at least they let me watch Full House I guess

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:46:25 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 03, 2012, 02:33:25 PM

What's your least favorite country, Italy or France?

Pringo · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:53:15 PM »

The Simpsons thread in the GAF OT is really good. I think they've pretty much covered everything from the golden era seasons by now.

Also I should get around to buying the last few DVD box sets I'm missing from the early seasons. Have they finally dropped in price at all? I remember years back they were like $50 a pop still. I don't even really buy DVDs anymore but I'd consider getting these if they are cheap enough now.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:59:43 PM »

Amazon:

First season: 13.66
Second season: 24.74
Third season - 23.25
Fourth season - 28.59
Fifth season - 29.49
Sixth season - 24.99
Seventh season - 30.80
Eighth season - 24.69
Ninth season - 32.99
Tenth season - 24.88

As for the total? Whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2012, 03:13:30 PM »

It's http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sum+from+i+%3D1+to+8+%287%28i-i%2B1%29%29

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2012, 03:15:01 PM »

You are never allowed to post in a Simpsons thread ever again. Get out. Just get out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2012, 03:16:36 PM »

well it is

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 03, 2012, 02:07:21 AM

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 03, 2012, 01:56:17 PM

thebore.gif

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Everybody dance now!

The REAL reason PD's parents wouldn't let him watch The Simpsons!

jarosh needs to get to work on this and put a BORE logo where it says "ANVIL"

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** September 03, 2012, 10:29:19 PM »

the kids can call you hoju

Trent Dole · « **Reply #28 on:** September 03, 2012, 10:37:05 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on September 03, 2012, 07:43:34 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 03, 2012, 01:56:17 PM
thebore.gif

(Image removed from quote.)

Everybody dance now!

The REAL reason PD's parents wouldn't let him watch The Simpsons!

jarosh needs to get to work on this and put a BORE logo where it says "ANVIL"

We work hard
We PLAY hard

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:14:35 PM »

wish i could do this to devo

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:17:39 PM »

Behold, the power of beer

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** September 04, 2012, 01:42:14 AM »

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals falaaaaamin'.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** September 04, 2012, 01:45:47 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 03, 2012, 10:37:05 PM

Quote from: pilonv1 on September 03, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 03, 2012, 01:56:17 PM
thebore.gif

(Image removed from quote.)

Everybody dance now!

The REAL reason PD's parents wouldn't let him watch The Simpsons!

jarosh needs to get to work on this and put a BORE logo where it says "ANVIL"
We work hard
We PLAY hard

Trent Dole, I prefer the company of men.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:34:44 PM »

I'm protesting because Itchy and Scratchy are indirectly responsible for my husband being hit on the head with a mallet.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #34 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:27:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:22:47 PM

they didn't like how the kids on the show talked to their parents. same reason I couldn't watch Fresh Prince :'(

asking too many questions around your parents, pd?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #35 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 03, 2012, 02:46:25 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 03, 2012, 02:33:25 PM

What's your least favorite country, Italy or France?

BEST EPISODE EVER.

It was on the other night, I was so happy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #36 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:32:15 PM »

Most of the people I grew up weren't allowed to see The Simpsons, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, or some combination of the three.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:35:37 PM »

Now I understand why you are intolerant of people

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:36:35 PM »

that was my childhood right there

well that and a lot of crappy shows that are best left forgotten

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 04, 2012, 11:27:12 PM

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asking too many questions around your parents, pd?

saddest episode of tv ever

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** September 05, 2012, 12:14:05 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 05, 2012, 12:04:25 AM

the sad thing is that if you never watched the simpsons, you would most likely have overestimated the wit of a great many people in your life, when they were really just quoting simpsons.

Release the hounds on every mother fucker who didn't watch The Simpsons.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #40 on:** September 05, 2012, 10:48:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:22:47 PM

they didn't like how the kids on the show talked to their parents. same reason I couldn't watch Fresh Prince :'(

I think my folks said the same thing. Then they watched an episode with me and realized that wasn't what I was laughing at. Suddenly, my world changed.

It was still 100% Disney movies until age 15, though. Still catching up on pop culture.

Pringo · « **Reply #41 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on September 05, 2012, 10:48:36 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2012, 02:22:47 PM
they didn't like how the kids on the show talked to their parents. same reason I couldn't watch Fresh Prince :'(

I think my folks said the same thing. Then they watched an episode with me and realized that wasn't what I was laughing at. Suddenly, my world changed.

It was still 100% Disney movies until age 15, though. Still catching up on pop culture.

I though my parents were bad with this when I was a kid but damn.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:53:27 PM »

lax hippie parents too busy to notice wtf I was up to

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** September 08, 2012, 03:56:52 AM »

Let's talk Best Simpsons Intros and Songs.

The best classic Simpsons tv/movie intro:

The best Simpsons SONG, sorry it's only the song but no clip, Fox is distinguished mentally-challenged about Simpsons clips and takes down any single Simpsons clip that is uploaded to youtube. It's fucking stupid. There aren't even any "best of the simpsons" clips on YT despite there being a GOLD MINE of material of 10 seasons worth.

Fucking assholes.

Anyways.

Best Simpsons song.