Author Topic: Candy Corn haters do not click (Read 7805 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #60 on:** September 14, 2012, 01:24:22 PM »

If only we could get ethanol from candy corn.....

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #61 on:** September 15, 2012, 03:01:12 AM »

Bought some today. NOPE. NEVER AGAIN.

I love candy corn a lot. Those little pumpkins even more so. But these were just... weird. Too weird. I don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of the box.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #62 on:** September 18, 2012, 04:38:16 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2012, 10:44:03 AM

I got these on Monday, sorry to not report. They taste like cake frosting inside a vanilla Oreo. I guess you could say candy corn tastes like cake frosting, too - pure sugar with a bit of processed funk - but the candy corn "texture" is completely absent.

There are birthday cake Oreos (which I think are absolutely disgusting). I wonder if these taste the same?

Lan · « **Reply #63 on:** September 18, 2012, 08:41:41 PM »

Bananas.

I used to hate them. Now, I can tolerate them.

Maybe I should try candy corn one more time? I hope I don't dry heave before I get it in my mouth.

naff · « **Reply #64 on:** September 19, 2012, 09:32:56 PM »

Quote from: PigSpeakers on September 15, 2012, 03:01:12 AM

Bought some today. NOPE. NEVER AGAIN.

I love candy corn a lot. Those little pumpkins even more so. But these were just... weird. Too weird. I don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of the box.

Throw them at people. WHen I was a kid someone got us candy corns from a novelty sweet store and that's what we did with them

Barry Egan · « **Reply #65 on:** September 22, 2012, 03:25:30 PM »

http://deadspin.com/5945449/how-to-eat-the-new-candy-corn-oreo-which-isnt-as-gross-as-it-sounds?utm_source=gawker.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation

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Candy corn sucks because it sucks to eat, because the little nuclear-warhead-shaped kernels taste like a particularly sadistic circle of hell in which all your favorite sensory experiences—the chewiness of caramel, the delicate sophisticated cordiality of vanilla—are corrupted into horrible mockeries of themselves, and when you taste them they worm their way into your unconscious mind and warp even the memory of the authentic experience and you can't taste or smell or think about or remember anything else because they're all there is and also they gave you the runs.

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It'll be a great relief to you, then, to know that this is not what the wise folks at Nabisco have done, because the "Candy Corn Oreo" tastes nothing like candy corn whatsoever. What it tastes like is vanilla buttercream frosting, and, friends, it is goddamn delicious.

what the fuck is this shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** October 07, 2012, 07:33:53 PM »

BROS

I just put candy corn in my oatmeal. You can't fuck with my palette

Barry Egan · « **Reply #67 on:** October 07, 2012, 08:23:36 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #68 on:** October 07, 2012, 08:27:37 PM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #69 on:** October 07, 2012, 08:45:21 PM »

No.... No no no no

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #70 on:** October 08, 2012, 02:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2012, 07:33:53 PM

BROS

I just put candy corn in my oatmeal. You can't fuck with my palette

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #71 on:** October 08, 2012, 04:32:38 PM »

these are delicious

there's a candy corn taste for, like, half a second, right when you bite into them

then it's all sweet white chocolate

king of the internet · « **Reply #72 on:** October 08, 2012, 04:54:30 PM »

The cretins at my Target never have these cookies in stock, even though there is clearly an open space for them in the Oreo portion of the cookie isle. I'm 99% certain that they've kept them for themselves, assuming no one would notice. But I noticed, you motherfuckers.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #73 on:** November 07, 2012, 11:15:30 AM »

Been noshing on some candy corn M&Ms recently and they are tastier than the bitter tears that Karl Rove shed last night when Fox News called Ohio for Obama.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #74 on:** November 07, 2012, 11:25:27 AM »

A challenger appears

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #75 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:19:11 PM »

fuck me, omg

Yeti · « **Reply #76 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:28:06 PM »

shiiiiiiiiiiit can't wait to have those AND candy cane Oreos at the same time.

king of the internet · « **Reply #77 on:** November 08, 2012, 01:00:18 PM »

Shouldn't the actual cookie part be Gingerbread? That would be even better. But yeah, I better be able to find these.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #78 on:** November 10, 2012, 06:31:38 AM »

omg, why didn't i stay in the states :'(

Yeti · « **Reply #79 on:** November 10, 2012, 06:56:12 PM »

I never did see the candy corn ones on store shelves. I hope I can get to the gingerbread ones before all the gluttons. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #80 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:32:06 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on November 07, 2012, 11:25:27 AM

A challenger appears

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I can confirm these are awesome. My cousin gave me some, and I wound up taking a couple more when he wasn't looking. Stealing from children

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