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Joe Molotov

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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2012, 05:22:11 AM »
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« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2012, 06:47:27 AM »
I think that sliding panel might even be entirely manual.
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« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2012, 08:50:14 AM »
so basically, in summary, sony's tgs presentation was:

- ps3, now uglier and with a bigger hard drive, price increase.  software?  uhh, hey, check out this rocksmith game
- psp, price cut for japan only, buncha new games that have 0% chance of ever leaving japan
- vita, new colors, headline first party game delayed to next spring, two crappy monster hunter clones besides, boob game, wii port, gundam game, we don't give a fuck
And both of those MH clones are also on PSP, while Gundamn is also on PS3.  That about says it all.

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« Reply #63 on: September 19, 2012, 09:30:55 AM »
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« Reply #64 on: September 19, 2012, 10:01:41 AM »
Glad slept instead of watching this putz of a conference.

Still hoping ffxhd will be made one day. Bluepoint needs to finish with Sony smash so square can hire them
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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #65 on: September 19, 2012, 10:03:59 AM »
Bluepoint isnt workong on Sony Smash...? That is Superbrother or whatever
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« Reply #66 on: September 19, 2012, 10:14:44 AM »
Sub-9k Vita sales this week. After last night's announcements it can only go up!

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« Reply #67 on: September 19, 2012, 10:16:14 AM »
Bluepoint isnt workong on Sony Smash...? That is Superbrother or whatever

Pretty sure they are doing the vita port
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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #68 on: September 19, 2012, 10:21:24 AM »
waiting for the Vita fire sale before nabbing one.

Also i'm glad i already got a P33 slim  :lol

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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2012, 10:37:46 AM »
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means
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« Reply #70 on: September 19, 2012, 10:54:28 AM »
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means

Not even he can defend Sony this time. :o

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« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2012, 11:21:49 AM »
Wait, I thought the new PS3 models were 120 and 250gb. What's the pricing on the 12gb flash one?

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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2012, 11:22:38 AM »
That's a very very ugly console. I think I'll stick with my 60GB fatty. (noisy fans and all)
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« Reply #74 on: September 19, 2012, 11:58:35 AM »
I think it looks pretty good despite all that's been said on here, though I'm gonna wait for the price to drop. A lot.

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« Reply #75 on: September 19, 2012, 12:01:00 PM »
Omg so cheap-looking. Love that chunky Fisher-Price sound when it opens

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« Reply #76 on: September 19, 2012, 12:07:35 PM »
Yeah, this is the weirdest system downgrade imaginable.
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« Reply #77 on: September 19, 2012, 12:11:22 PM »
Thanks for convincing me to go with that standalone BR player, Sony
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« Reply #78 on: September 19, 2012, 12:14:06 PM »
Now I really want to repair my system.

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« Reply #79 on: September 19, 2012, 01:42:18 PM »
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OG PS3 is a BEAST.

Slim 2 is still pretty big as well. :lol

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« Reply #80 on: September 19, 2012, 01:48:50 PM »
If they're putting out another iteration of PS3 at this point in time does that mean no PS4 next year? :gloomy
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« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2012, 02:15:23 PM »
If they're putting out another iteration of PS3 at this point in time does that mean no PS4 next year? :gloomy
Nah, the PS3 and PS4 will overlap much like the PS2 and PS3 did, so no it doesnt mean no PS4 next year.

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« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2012, 02:16:41 PM »
Now I really want to repair my system.
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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2012, 02:21:43 PM »
That thing looks soooo chintzy. That lid seems like it can break any time.
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« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2012, 02:39:43 PM »

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« Reply #85 on: September 19, 2012, 02:40:16 PM »
In lieu of declining sales, they come out with an uglier PS3 revision that costs more money :derp
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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #87 on: September 19, 2012, 07:00:35 PM »
I don't know why they went with a sliding mechanism. Why not just use the spring top loading system the PS1, and PS2 Slim used? It wouldn't have been nearly as loud.

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« Reply #88 on: September 19, 2012, 07:21:59 PM »
*Cha-goonk*

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« Reply #89 on: September 19, 2012, 07:24:54 PM »
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means

it means double the andrex  :-\
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« Reply #90 on: September 19, 2012, 07:58:44 PM »
Thanks for convincing me to go with that standalone BR player, Sony

Standalones are better for sure. the fans in ps3 have a tendency to kick in in quiet scenes. Pisses me off so much
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« Reply #91 on: September 19, 2012, 08:00:06 PM »
PS3 FAN IS A MAN'S FAN


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« Reply #92 on: September 19, 2012, 08:30:36 PM »
Wow, methodis hasn't posted at all in here, wonder what that means

it means double the andrex  :-\

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« Reply #93 on: September 19, 2012, 08:38:25 PM »
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OG PS3 is a BEAST.

Just moved it the other day to the new place... holy fuck I forgot how heavy that thing is!!!
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« Reply #94 on: September 19, 2012, 10:36:50 PM »
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD Remix for PS3. Huh.
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« Reply #95 on: September 19, 2012, 11:06:38 PM »
Lulz. Can't even put 1 and 2 together in a pack? Garbage
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« Reply #96 on: September 19, 2012, 11:23:26 PM »
Would it kill them to make KH3?

It's KH 1 Final Mix, Re:COM and the cutscenes from 358/2 or whatever.
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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #97 on: September 19, 2012, 11:24:55 PM »
How boring. 

With a name like that, I would have hoped it was KH1 with the gameplay of KH2.

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« Reply #98 on: September 19, 2012, 11:27:46 PM »
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

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« Reply #99 on: September 19, 2012, 11:34:53 PM »
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

Why should it be? Serious question, not mocking.
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« Reply #100 on: September 19, 2012, 11:37:10 PM »
Doesnt matter, it aint coming over here. lol.
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« Reply #101 on: September 19, 2012, 11:40:09 PM »
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

Why should it be? Serious question, not mocking.

It would probably sell enough to justify it. So, money for S-E. And I'd get to play it.

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« Reply #102 on: September 19, 2012, 11:42:08 PM »
Why ain't it on Wii U. :maf

reported for port begging
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« Reply #103 on: September 19, 2012, 11:53:39 PM »
It would probably sell enough to justify it. So, money for S-E. And I'd get to play it.

Probably sell just as well on PS3, and it's considerably less work.  Particularly if the WiiU is based on the same tech as the Wii/Gamecube, a PS2 port wouldn't be a quick and dirty project at all.

I'm saying they could do both. And how is it less work? PS3 has a completely different architecture from PS2 as well.

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« Reply #104 on: September 20, 2012, 12:13:03 AM »
Ah, you mean, it's like NiGHTS PS2 or MHG Wii.

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« Reply #105 on: September 20, 2012, 03:28:23 AM »


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« Reply #107 on: September 20, 2012, 03:41:52 AM »
:rofl

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« Reply #108 on: September 20, 2012, 03:51:13 AM »
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?

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« Reply #109 on: September 20, 2012, 03:52:30 AM »
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?

It's smaller and has more gee bees.

Plus, it being more expensive buoys Sony's bottom line. We have to support companies that take a loss on systems or we could wind up with another Wii! :omg

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« Reply #110 on: September 20, 2012, 03:58:01 AM »
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?

I guess Sony don't give a shit as long as they can fit more in a shipping crate.
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« Reply #111 on: September 20, 2012, 04:19:22 AM »
I still don't get it. Why would anyone want to buy that instead of the slim?
cuz that will be the only model available
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« Reply #112 on: September 21, 2012, 11:13:41 AM »
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Dear Kaz,

It pains me to see the direction PlayStation is going in. The software is unmatched, the hardware is solid, and the online ecosystem is forward thinking (PlayStation Plus). However, somewhere in the thinly veiled atmosphere of the console wars, the executives, mouth pieces, and absolute trashy decisions made by pencil pushers are destroying any good will put forth by SCEI as a whole.

1. Clarify the message. Instead of taking shots at the Wii U, 360 fans, and iOS devices, start talking about your strengths. The focus should be spent in interviews on the EXCLUSIVE software library, PlayStation Plus Value, and innovative features. Any opportunity to talk about Uncharted, God of War, Infamous etc. should be amplified. Consumers should be aware the best software library today is available on PlayStation 3 not on Wii U/Xbox or any other device. That message is lost.


2. Fire everyone in PR. The new PlayStation Slim 2.0 sounds like a price hike over previous models. A bundle could have been made including Uncharted 3, a Move Controller, and the already free Infamous 2 / Little Big Planet 2 at $299. Instead, we get poor communication and a neutered excuse to pack-in Uncharted 3 while raising the price. You lost all good will.


3. Stop blowing your load early and showing up at every conference in existence. Before E3 2012, we knew about God of War: Ascencion, PSABR, AND The Last of Us. We knew just about everything coming forward at the conference. If there is one thing Nintendo, Apple, and Microsoft do right: they know how to suprise their audience. You could have won almost every E3 in the past few years by dropping the bombs. Instead? You announce God of War: Ascension to ho-hum affair a month early. You fucked that one up.


4. Don't let any executive make direct comparisons to competitors. Shuhei does an excellent job of shutting the fuck up. Koller, Tretton, and the rest of the monkeys running the place could take cues. You have to cut the corporate fat. Fire these guys, fire the marketing team, and get people on board who are with the pulse of what is going on. Tenure means nothing if the ship is sinking. PlayStation needs to unite as a family, not come undone in rivalry.

5. Treat exclusives as must-haves. PlayStation All Stars hits this fall, yet most people either don't know or don't care. Where are the special edition PS3s? Why am I not seeing cross promotions with fast-food chains? Is it really that hard to position your own exclusives as flagship products? Little Big Planet Vita will die this fall because you couldn't do anything special whatsoever with it. This is sickening.

I might be brash, but it is without question the company has too many wings and no unity. Software, marketing, and development need to unite. PlayStation 4 is launching next year, the Vita is on it's last leg: We are all waiting for the master plan Mr. Hirai-Kun.
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Re: Sony TGS Conference: Ugly ass PS3 top loader is realz
« Reply #113 on: September 21, 2012, 11:18:57 AM »
That thing reminds me of a tape rewinder or clock radio from the late 80's...

Which kind of isn't a bad thing to me, I prefer something ugly yet distinct than something bland, boring and minimalist (like, Apple's products or the Wii/U).
« Last Edit: September 21, 2012, 11:21:48 AM by tiesto »
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« Reply #114 on: September 21, 2012, 11:37:12 AM »

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« Reply #115 on: September 21, 2012, 11:42:40 AM »
 :lol

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« Reply #116 on: September 21, 2012, 01:51:09 PM »
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« Reply #117 on: September 21, 2012, 02:10:09 PM »
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I foresee many broken PS3s due to people touching the eye or getting shit in the drive area...just like the good ol' days!
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« Reply #118 on: September 23, 2012, 05:09:30 PM »
fucking piece of shit

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« Reply #119 on: September 23, 2012, 05:13:42 PM »
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CLASSY

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I foresee many broken PS3s due to people touching the eye or getting shit in the drive area...just like the good ol' days!
The inside of my friend's PS1 was stuffed with scrambled egg, every single groove inside it was filled with the stuff. And it stayed like that for months, idk what the fuck was wrong with that guy.