Personally I feel like they really no longer protect and serve, it seems they are mostly busy harassing and douching. I don't get it, when did pigs go from protecting and serving to acting as if they have small dick syndrome? Maybe it should be requirement to specific size wang to join the police force, so therefore you wont have too many "my dick is small, so I gotta act as if I'm the greatest shit on the planet and you should obey me".
Fuck that, I hate pigs, they haven't done me any real favors. How about ya'll opinions?