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Gonna try and do something for NaNoWriMo. Any tips Eel dude?

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Not really, but I'd say set realistic daily goals for yourself so you don't get bummed and want to quit. Make a brief outline of your book before you start writing so you'll know where you're headed and won't write yourself into a corner. Worry about corrections later, since speed is the key for this event. Don't get bogged down picking at it. Don't show it to anyone until you've finished. As far as anyone here knows I only have three stories, but I have a couple of reams of stuff sitting here waiting to be rewritten, and a 491 page novel which is awful but has enough "okay" in it that I may be able to salvage. This was me dipping my toe in the water.  I've been writing off and on since I was around 16 (mostly off). I still don't know anything.
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #122 on: November 01, 2012, 12:03:50 AM »
Cool beans, thanks. Definitely need to do an outline.

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #123 on: November 11, 2012, 03:41:25 PM »
How's this for an author page:

www.amazon.com/author/mattlloyd

Also, my bullshit is up on Smashwords now, so it should be on iBooks and some other ebook sellers in a few days (provided Smashwords arcane formatting requirements don't fuck me over)

https://www.smashwords.com/books/search?query=Matt+Lloyd

gonna do a thanksgiving black friday promo next week

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #124 on: November 11, 2012, 03:42:18 PM »
Do you want feedback in this thread or in a PM?

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #125 on: November 11, 2012, 03:45:20 PM »
how large a hole can i expect my asshole to be torn into? :lol
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #126 on: November 11, 2012, 03:47:09 PM »
here is fine, i can take it
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #127 on: November 11, 2012, 04:09:12 PM »
Overall, I really like it. I'm almost done with the third short story and you've done a good job with the plot, style, characters, and setting. Some of the sentences in the first story were unnecessary long and could probably be better if you rewrote them. I also had to reread a few sentences where I got confused by the transition of perspective. To be fair, I've been reading it during subway trips so it could be a problem with my concentration. In the third story you have a few typos. Stan is called "Bubble" instead of "Dibbles" and a few paragraphs later you have a "the the".

I recognized some film noir, but if you want more inspiration from morbid short stories I suggest you read some Ryunosuke Akutagawa. I have this collection, but there is also a shorter $0.99 Kindle version.
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #128 on: November 11, 2012, 04:48:57 PM »
Thanks for the feedback! I uploaded a corrected version to the various ebook retailers a while back, that was a final working copy I mistakenly uploaded the first time. I will check out the Akutagawa, I have some time off from work later this week.
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #129 on: November 12, 2012, 09:41:38 PM »
I bought a copy just now; hopefully that shows up in the report.

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #130 on: November 12, 2012, 10:31:27 PM »
Thank you!
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #131 on: November 13, 2012, 08:28:05 AM »
http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

http://www.amazon.com/The-Faggiest-Vampire-Carlton-Mellick/dp/1933929804/ref=pd_sim_b_5

welp. my amazon recommendations + gold box are gonna be fucked for a while  :lol 

they always give me the shit I checked once and never the gaming stuff I check every day

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #133 on: November 13, 2012, 11:07:33 AM »







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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #134 on: November 13, 2012, 11:15:45 AM »
There are five Orc's Quest for Slave Queens?

At least now you know what your target audience is into.

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #135 on: November 13, 2012, 11:28:45 AM »
I think you just need to create sexy slutty zombie books

"night of the living dead sluts"

Dave held the shovel tight in his hands as sweat broke out on his brow.  He had been hiding for days from their insatiable lust.  A moaning rose in the distance that coalesced into a hungry demand; "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks." A hundred voices calling out for cock, for HIS cock!  How could Dave escape this fate?
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #136 on: November 13, 2012, 11:34:05 AM »
I once tried to write something for Penthouse Letters because they paid $50 a pop, but I couldn't get through it without it creeping into parody.  There is apparently good money in that kind of stuff, but I'd be miserable.
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #137 on: November 13, 2012, 12:08:55 PM »
I think you just need to create sexy slutty zombie books

"night of the living dead sluts"

Dave held the shovel tight in his hands as sweat broke out on his brow.  He had been hiding for days from their insatiable lust.  A moaning rose in the distance that coalesced into a hungry demand; "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks." A hundred voices calling out for cock, for HIS cock!  How could Dave escape this fate?


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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #139 on: November 13, 2012, 01:01:24 PM »
Orc Quest for Slave Queens 5 is where the series really jumped the shark, but honestly none of them have been as good as Orc Quest for Slave Queens 2, a rare sequel that improved on the original in every way. And the Erotic Pirate Tales series is just riding the coat tails of the Randy Buccaneer Shanties series; totally derivative, I'd just avoid it all together. The rest of those books are pretty solid though, good pick ups Eel!
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #141 on: November 13, 2012, 05:22:39 PM »
:rofl

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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #142 on: November 13, 2012, 08:38:25 PM »
:lol do itttttttttt
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #143 on: November 13, 2012, 09:12:29 PM »
do it :lol
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #144 on: November 13, 2012, 09:17:41 PM »
:lol fuck you guys for making me laugh at that
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Free story through Thanksgiving and Black Friday
« Reply #145 on: November 20, 2012, 01:29:47 PM »
Because Thanksgiving and Black Friday are more terrifying than Halloween for some folks, I am making GOBLINS, UNLTD free through the 26th. Gives you something to read while ignoring family members or standing in line.

It's free on Kobo and Smashwords. Kindle and B&N won't let me set the price to free. It's DRM-free so you can send it to whatever device you read on, Smashwords offers almost every format as a download, you can DL the .mobi file and send it to your kindle as a personal doc. Kobo offers it as epub.

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/253992

http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Goblins-UNLTD/book-XWWyEtqr4k6GK-OdKKV-bg/page1.html

I have also dropped the price of Undercarriage v.1 to .99 cents on Kindle, B&N, Kobo, and Smashwords through the 26th as well. It contains GOBLINS, UNLTD plus 2 other stories.

http://www.amazon.com/Undercarriage-v-1-ebook/dp/B009VPREN6

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/undercarriage-v1-matt-lloyd/1113610962

http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Undercarriage-v-1/book-kwEQp_E2n0-z-6e_aJYS2A/page1.html

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/253984

I hope you enjoy the free story, and all I ask is that you leave a review if/when you have the time, on Amazon or B&N. Doesn't have to be long, doesn't have to be a good review, just be honest. Thanks!
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Re: I AM gonna shill my dumb book (general ✔ off that bucket list ebook thread)
« Reply #146 on: February 15, 2013, 11:58:58 AM »
Since I've got a new book out this week [the second in a series of mostly stand-alone novels], I thought I'd give everybody a run down on the two that I've written so far:



Murder at the End of the World

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When the wife of a politician is murdered in the isolated port-city of Illdara, junior detective Allison Newberry is sent in to keep the case from growing cold. It's the assignment that no one else wants to deal with.

The case is immediately complicated by the nature of the city. Everyone is cold and unfriendly, unwilling to answer even the most basic questions from an outsider. Even the chief inspector is more concerned with Allison's eventual departure than with the actual outcome of the case.

To make matters worse, clues are scarce and little about the murder makes sense. No attempt was made to hide the woman's body, nor was her money or jewelry taken. The initial investigation turns up nothing but dead ends. Then a second victim appears: a homeless man killed in exactly the same manner. A single clue is left behind, the petal of a flower, which leads Allison to the darkest corners of the city.

The suspicion and paranoia, the empty buildings and empty streets, the whispers of strange happenings in the night, it's clear that something is wrong in Illdara. Somehow it all ties back to the murders, somehow everything makes sense, but Allison constantly struggles against the very nature of the city to try to find some clue, some shred of evidence that will bring the killer to light. Something is wrong in Illdara, something very wrong, and it may put Allison's life in danger.

Even so, murder has been committed and there's still a murderer out there who needs to be brought to justice.

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Eyes of Diamond, Hair of Gold

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Having finally returned from her first case, Detective Allison Newberry is immediately sent on to her next: the murder of a famed inventor. But she won't be solving this one alone. Another detective, the opinionated and unlikable Alistair Mooney, has been sent along as her assistant.

The murdered inventor, Gregory Williams, had surrounded himself with a technological world filled with his own creations, even going so far as to build a fake town to act as the outward expression of his personal obsessions. The few who live in the town full-time were utterly devoted to him, even as they despised each other, making it difficult to determine who might have committed the crime.

However, it is not the people or the town that make this case so bizarre. Living within the walls of the house are dozens of automatons, mechanical servants who will never grow tired and will never complain about any orders they're given. One automaton in particular, Maximilian, is far more advanced than any of the others, and even possesses the ability to speak in the voice of his creator.

Allison is suspicious of him, Alistair despises him, but it is not Maximilian that poses the greatest threat to all those gather for the funeral, but rather it is Gregory Williams himself...

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What is this series about?

When I decided to start writing a mystery [before that I had written science fiction and fantasy almost exclusively], I wanted to write about murders that were a bit different from the norm. The idea was to set up situations and cases that other detectives didn't necessarily want to deal with, either because of their sensitive nature or because of their perceived complexity.

So, the case would fall to one detective in particular: Allison Newberry, a junior detective who is given the case in the first novel because no one else wanted it. And rather than just a standard investigation into a case, finding clues, piecing together clues, and then making an arrest, I wanted to have the investigation uncover something even more sinister and dangerous than the original murder.

Who is Allison Newberry?

My two biggest inspirations for writing in the mystery genre are Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot and Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes. Having said that, I don't really consider Allison to fit in the mold of the neurotic detective who notices little details or makes connections that no one else notices. She's also not an action hero who goes in with two guns blazing. I wanted to build a character who isn't necessarily the greatest detective in the world, but makes up for a lack of experience with a deep-seated tenacity that makes her willing to see any case through to its end, regardless of how dangerous her situation becomes.

With all my characters, I've striven to keep them gray, rather than strictly black and white. There are no great heroes, there are no happy endings with all the loose ends neatly tied up into a bow. I've always kind of disliked the ending where all the good guys win and all the bad guys lose, everyone goes home happy. That thinking permeates my writing. So, to tie back into Allison Newberry, she's not a hero who returns from her cases to bask in glory, but rather someone who strongly believes those who perpetrate the crime of murder should be brought in to answer for their actions.

What's the world like?

Having been inspired by Poirot and Holmes, I wanted to use a similar setting [late-Victorian England]. However, as I mentioned earlier, I come from a background of fantasy and science fiction, so I decided to build my stories around a custom-made world.

Using a "fantasy" world, however, is a double-edge sword. On the one hand, I'm not constricted by reality, I can build my world however I want to and do whatever I want with it. On the other hand, it loses that connection to the real world and some people might be put off by that. Nevertheless, this is how I'd like to write my stories, since I can do things that a historical setting wouldn't allow me to do.

The world is heavily inspired by Victorian England, all the way down to many of the terms used. The level of technology is roughly somewhere between late-19 century and early-20th century, with the industrial revolution kicking into full swing, the prevalence of flint-lock weapons, and a continued reliance on horses that is slowly giving way to steam-powered transportation. It does contain a few elements of steampunk, but they're definitely not steampunk stories. I've drawn a few ideas from that subgenre and used them in my stories, but they're not about cramming in every steampunk element I could find and then hoping that it somehow results in an interesting story. I've tried to use them judiciously and in ways that make sense for each story.

And now I'm rambling...

Okay, it's more than clear that I'm going on way too much about these stories. There's more I could go into, but perhaps that would be better suited for subsequent posts where people actually start asking about it. Anyway, I'm open to discuss any of this in more depth, if that's what you guys want, and I can posts some excepts, too. Just ask me.
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