Author Topic: cilantro sucks shit - stop cooking with it (Read 26995 times)

Himu · « **Reply #180 on:** November 28, 2012, 04:18:42 PM »

Mexican joints

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #181 on:** November 28, 2012, 05:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on November 28, 2012, 03:57:08 PM

when i lived in richmond we tried to get friends to go to this AMAZING mexican place but they'd never go
too many mexicans they complained

shit you not

post script: i no longer talk to those people

T runs background checks on Yelp reviewers and gives more weight people of the same ethnic background as the restaurant

(alternatively, she throws out all the reviews from white dudes)

Positive Touch · « **Reply #182 on:** November 28, 2012, 05:34:09 PM »

thats the only strategy that makes sense if you want good authentic food

Eric P · « **Reply #183 on:** November 28, 2012, 05:41:12 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2012, 05:24:55 PM

Quote from: Eric P on November 28, 2012, 03:57:08 PM
when i lived in richmond we tried to get friends to go to this AMAZING mexican place but they'd never go
too many mexicans they complained

shit you not

post script: i no longer talk to those people

T runs background checks on Yelp reviewers and gives more weight people of the same ethnic background as the restaurant

(alternatively, she throws out all the reviews from white dudes)

white dudes are the worst

Himu · « **Reply #184 on:** November 28, 2012, 05:42:06 PM »

Self hating white dudes are even worse

Positive Touch · « **Reply #185 on:** November 28, 2012, 05:48:20 PM »

youre mistaking self-hatred with the recognition that most of our brethren are fucking douchebags

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #186 on:** November 28, 2012, 05:58:21 PM »

I've never heard of "Fresh Mex" before. Sounds like a lawn service business

Positive Touch · « **Reply #187 on:** November 28, 2012, 06:10:05 PM »

its a magical land where you can take a date and still only spend $15

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #188 on:** November 28, 2012, 06:11:12 PM »

That's kind of cheap by my standards. No free bread sticks?

Yeti · « **Reply #189 on:** November 28, 2012, 06:27:56 PM »

Free nachos instead

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #190 on:** November 28, 2012, 06:58:23 PM »

Chips n salsa, breh

Positive Touch · « **Reply #191 on:** November 28, 2012, 09:10:30 PM »

the salsa is awesome because its loaded with cilantro

Eric P · « **Reply #192 on:** November 29, 2012, 07:35:31 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on November 28, 2012, 05:42:06 PM

Self hating white dudes are even worse

i'm awesome

it's all these fucking crackers fucking it up for the rest of us

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #193 on:** November 29, 2012, 09:03:05 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2012, 05:58:21 PM

I've never heard of "Fresh Mex" before. Sounds like a lawn service business

Eric P · « **Reply #194 on:** November 29, 2012, 11:00:32 AM »

was just invited to a Mayan End of the World party where we are encouraged to wear headdresses.

bonus; this party will happen at a Mexican restaurant.

lennedsay · « **Reply #195 on:** November 29, 2012, 02:53:05 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2012, 03:21:14 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on November 28, 2012, 02:50:28 PM
WELL.

I hope you're all FUCKING HAPPY with your cilantro bashing ridiculousness. The Chevy's by my house WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. And it's all your fault.

Where am I going to get mediocre texmex now?!

Fml just kill me. Pos Touch, take my husband to that good Mexican restaurant after I die. He'll be in good hands with you and Shaka.

CHEVY'S IS NOT TEX MEX
CHEVY'S IS THE CALIFORNIA ABOMINATION KNOWN AS "FRESH MEX"
ALL CHEVY'S MUST BE SUNDERED FROM THE EARTH IN RETRIBUTION FOR THIS BLASPHEMY
DEATH TO THE WEST COAST BETRAYER
DEATH TO CHEVY'S

Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Chevy's Fresh Mex.

chronovore · « **Reply #196 on:** December 03, 2012, 02:14:44 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 28, 2012, 05:15:04 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 27, 2012, 07:39:29 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on November 27, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: etiolate on November 27, 2012, 02:37:59 PM
No to Cilantro? No to Avo?

I don't know you people anymore.
its like when you meet a person and youre like wow this person is pretty intelligent and engaging and then you grab a bite to eat with him/her and they end up being a picky little unadventurous ham sandwich eating bitch when the menus come out

You mean like this?
(Image removed from quote.)

Until that day, I had never heard a burrito cry--let alone cry for its own existence.

Yeah, that burrito is like one of those babies that gets born without a face.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #197 on:** December 03, 2012, 04:56:26 AM »

So they basically ordered meat and avocados in a flour tortilla.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #198 on:** December 03, 2012, 07:16:44 AM »

OK let me translate for you: flour tortilla, roast "Mediterranean" style pork, black beans, sour cream, cheese, hot sauce, and guacamole (which had lime juice and tomatoes).

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #199 on:** December 03, 2012, 07:24:02 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on December 03, 2012, 07:16:44 AM

OK let me translate for you: flour tortilla, roast "Mediterranean" style pork, black beans, sour cream, cheese, hot sauce, and guacamole (which had lime juice and tomatoes).

So you basically had a pita with guac.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #200 on:** December 03, 2012, 07:34:35 AM »

I'm confused. Pitas are made with leavened bread (that have pockets stuffed) and have origins in the Old World whereas burritos are made with tortillas (stuffing wrapped) and have origins in Mexico.

I'm not a HUGE fan of pitas but don't they usually have gyro meat or kebabs/grilled chunks of meat?

rodi · « **Reply #201 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:09:58 PM »

Cilantro is delicious. Don't you bitches hate on those with the genetics to enjoy it.

Himu · « **Reply #202 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:12:32 PM »

Don't bother with Devo, Crystal. She is a cilantro apologist.

Momo · « **Reply #203 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:19:27 PM »

I am the Switzerland of this thread

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #204 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on November 27, 2012, 07:12:51 PM

You really need to come to Cali to get the best avocados. They're like blowjobs, people who don't them are perverts that shouldn't be around children.

Avos up here suck ass.

Mupepe · « **Reply #205 on:** December 06, 2012, 11:00:03 AM »

I made some fresh homemade salsa last night.

Tomatoes
Onion
Jalapeno
lemon juice
salt

spoiler (click to show/hide)

little bit of cilantro

[close]

chronovore · « **Reply #206 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:06:16 PM »

http://reasoniamhere.com/2013/09/24/why-10-of-the-population-hates-cilantro-and-the-rest-doesnt-know-any-better/

nudemacusers · « **Reply #207 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:08:36 PM »

sounds like 10% of the population is composed of giant pussies

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #208 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:25:27 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 03, 2014, 09:06:16 PM

http://reasoniamhere.com/2013/09/24/why-10-of-the-population-hates-cilantro-and-the-rest-doesnt-know-any-better/

I saw this first when it was a timed exclusive on Prole's Facebook.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #209 on:** July 03, 2014, 09:30:46 PM »

Oh, so you guys are genetically predisposed to be adverse to cilantro. Whatever, you'll all be made obsolete by natural selection anyway

nudemacusers · « **Reply #210 on:** July 03, 2014, 10:07:02 PM »

the rest of us should make a deal not to fuck these cilantrophobes. cull the herd.

Diunx · « **Reply #211 on:** July 04, 2014, 01:18:51 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 03, 2014, 11:34:06 PM

Still a shit thread 2 years later

Absolute fucking shit

The avocado love fest in page 5 made this thread even gayer.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #212 on:** July 04, 2014, 02:55:37 AM »

Himu never going to thailand confirmed

chronovore · « **Reply #213 on:** July 04, 2014, 07:12:17 AM »

Quote from: The Business on July 03, 2014, 10:55:09 PM

Quote from: chronovore on July 03, 2014, 09:06:16 PM
http://reasoniamhere.com/2013/09/24/why-10-of-the-population-hates-cilantro-and-the-rest-doesnt-know-any-better/

I haven't read this whole thread, but has this really not been already posted?

Nope, it hadn't.

Nothing must get in the way of my need to necro threads.

Quote from: Esch on July 03, 2014, 11:34:06 PM

Still a shit thread 2 years later

Absolute fucking shit

But cilantro is still awesome.

chronovore · « **Reply #214 on:** July 04, 2014, 10:35:22 PM »

Yeah, OK, sure. Somebody said it, but... evidence?

Still, I appreciate your assistance keeping the cilantro thread on the front page.

team filler · « **Reply #215 on:** July 04, 2014, 11:40:03 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #216 on:** July 05, 2014, 12:11:03 AM »

what the people in this thread don't realize is that I still eat cilantro. I like it in small doses, but when people LOAD UP THE STUFF it's pretty icky.

See? cilantro here.

And cilantro THERE.

how bout cilantro EVERYWHERE? (not really but it rhymes

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Author Topic: cilantro sucks shit - stop cooking with it (Read 26995 times)