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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6300 on: August 17, 2014, 11:55:46 AM »
He samples some and then gets addicted, starts hiding it, trying to replace it in evidence before he gets found out. Comes home to see his wife and daughter eating some and snaps, screaming at them and wrecking up the place before tearfully admitting his addiction. Another helpless victim of the game.

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6301 on: August 17, 2014, 01:40:31 PM »
I've had nonpasteurized milk before. I have to admit it's :lawd

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« Reply #6302 on: August 17, 2014, 09:07:52 PM »
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« Reply #6303 on: August 18, 2014, 03:08:34 PM »
I generally dislike Colin Cowherd quite a bit, but this is hilarious:

Quote from: Colin Cowherd
Being aggressive in one way or another has always been at the heart of NASCAR. This is a settle-the-score sport. I mean, think about this, even in this country, where's the death penalty, an eye-for-an-eye, pass? Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama. It's just a different culture. And if you don't live in it, it's us against them. The Confederate flag. People in the South often call northerners Yankees. I kid you not. I heard it when I lived there. I didn't understand it. It's more divided. And NASCAR is, it is very southern, it is very pick a side. It's the culture of car racin', which is a very southern eye-for-an-eye culture.

And in response to that:

Quote from: Mike Huckabee
Really? So this guy thinks that the death of Kevin Ward is because of a southern culture? OK, since Ward is a native of New York and Stewart's from Indiana, I guess I'm not getting the geographical connection. But as a proud southerner, I take offense that some guy whose name rhymes with cow turd trying to blame southerners for a testosterone-fueled feud between two Yankee drivers.

Wait, I thought Huckabee was all about blaming various problems on a group's "culture." :neogaf :hitler
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6304 on: August 18, 2014, 03:13:06 PM »
Huckabee has admitted to eating fried squirrel, he's the last person the south needs defending them...

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6305 on: August 18, 2014, 03:16:42 PM »
cow turd  :dead

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6306 on: August 18, 2014, 03:17:47 PM »
sorry, can't agree with Cowherd on anything. dude is horrible
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6307 on: August 18, 2014, 03:20:36 PM »
It's not like he's Skip Bayless or anything

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6308 on: August 18, 2014, 03:22:43 PM »
Skip Bayless is a national treasure. I would like everything he's ever produced put in the Library of Congress.

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« Reply #6309 on: August 18, 2014, 03:23:38 PM »
Especially this:

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6310 on: August 18, 2014, 04:24:04 PM »


Testicle fortitude.  :heh
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6311 on: August 19, 2014, 02:09:32 AM »
Those hand painted testicles are very detailed. It's curious that the artist would try to make them look photorealistic when he just went with a crude caricature for his picture of Obama.
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« Reply #6312 on: August 19, 2014, 08:42:00 AM »
Judging by the homophobia of many conservatives, those aren't even human testicles. Probably modeled after cows or truck nuts.
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6313 on: August 19, 2014, 10:04:33 AM »
Compton school saftey officers allowed to carry AR-15s

http://www.losangelesregister.com/articles/school-603585-police-officers.html

Compton school police authorized to carry assault rifles

The topic of police and heavy firepower continued Monday, not because of another shooting but because students at Compton Unified School District returned to school with officers permitted to carry assault rifles.

During the summer, school board officials approved a measure that would allow qualifying campus police officers to carry AR-15 semi-automatic rifles in their vehicles while on duty.

Officials with the Los Angeles School Police Department, which serves schools in the L.A. Unified School District, have said none of the rifles are stored on school grounds. They would only be deployed to schools as part of an emergency response, chief Steve Zipperman said.

Some community members think the new measures will make students feel uncomfortable rather than safe from others.

“It sends the wrong message to students: like [police] see students as potential threats,” said Francisco Orozco, a Dominguez High School graduate and founder of the Compton Democratic Club. “Students might feel more distrusted by the district.”

Compton Unified Police Chief William Wu introduced the idea to the board at a July 8 meeting where he argued that officers were underequipped for mass shootings and suspects who wear body armor, according to meeting documents.

“This is our objective – save lives, bottom line,” Wu told the board.

He cited an FBI study that showed around 5 percent of mass shooters wore body armor. Standard handguns aren’t equipped to take down a suspect wearing such armor. They also can’t shoot far enough, he said.

“A rifle allows accurate fire….at up to 100 yards,” Wu said.

Officers would have to meet criteria to carry rifles including: going through training, passing interviews and being recommended by a supervisor. They would also have to purchase the rifles themselves.


The Los Angeles School Police Department is one of a few school districts across California that does deploy high-powered rifles to officers as needed.

Orozco, 23, of Compton argued that preparing for mass shootings and acquiring rifles is “paranoia.” He said school officials could do better by acquiring more security guards and ensuring that campus counselors communicate with police officers about potentially violent students.

“These aren’t jails, they’re institutions of education.”

Wu said only select officers would be able to participate in the new measure. It is anticipated to start next month.

Staff writer Fermin Leal contributed to this report.

Contact the writer: afausto@losangelesregister.com
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6314 on: August 19, 2014, 10:55:26 AM »
Make it normal to see weapons in schools, ameri-brehs.

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6315 on: August 19, 2014, 10:58:17 AM »
I'm not opposed to guards in schools with weapons but a fucking AR-15? How does that help someone stop one shooter in a sea of innocent people? More than likely you'll end up spraying random people.
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6316 on: August 19, 2014, 11:12:01 AM »
Who needs to bring guns to school when they are already there? Have a buddy distract that fat fucker with a donut and grab the AR for yourself.
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6317 on: August 19, 2014, 12:39:19 PM »
That crap is coming to the Southland now? We even fucked in Commiefornia.

Also sad to see the Los Angeles Register actually up and running. Their radio ad campaign was obnoxious as shit and their parent company generally publishes trash (e.g. the Orange County Register).

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6318 on: August 20, 2014, 12:33:27 AM »
what a thug
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6319 on: August 20, 2014, 03:12:37 AM »
I thought you weren't allowed to smile during mugshots, let alone smirk
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« Reply #6320 on: August 20, 2014, 09:01:18 AM »
just a product of his environment

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« Reply #6322 on: August 20, 2014, 11:12:16 AM »
I thought you weren't allowed to smile during mugshots, let alone smirk

Cac privilege.

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« Reply #6323 on: August 20, 2014, 04:51:50 PM »
It's probably a bad habit because of audit trails in accounting programs but I like to look through company political contributions when I'm in an entity's books. Since California hasn't had competitive legislative (state and federal) elections in an eternity it cracks me up to see Southland archconservatives donating to local Democrats because their need for political influence is greater than their need for ideological purity.

Esch would have a field day hounding this lot. :lawd

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« Reply #6325 on: August 22, 2014, 01:58:29 PM »
"Send this traitor back to Micronesia and bring back our terrorists!"
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6327 on: August 22, 2014, 06:20:00 PM »
I thought you weren't allowed to smile during mugshots, let alone smirk

Cac privilege.

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On that note, Bieber recently got a Canadian border guard fired.

He and his entourage was trying to enter Canada from the States, and several of his peeps had criminal records, and were going to be declared inadmissable.  Bieber apparently bribed her with $10k worth of backstage pass goodies to his next show.

It came out, because the next time he tried to enter, he tried the same thing, but this guard didn't bite.  So he and/or his entourage goes "THIS IS BULLSHIT, THE OTHER ONE WAS FINE WITH IT" and the border guard was all "O RLY?  Tell me more"   :lol


edit:  anyway, up here in the north, I don't think that we have a policy for subjects not to smile in mugshot photos.  It's just that "normal people" who are arrested generally aren't in the mood to flash a smile for the camera.  (and haven't been trained to flash a smile in a Pavlovian response whenever a camera is pointed at them) ;)
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« Reply #6328 on: August 22, 2014, 06:24:07 PM »
:beli @ that first guard.

What fun is there in not being a celebrity if you can't use protocol to hassle celebrities? :ufup

I once made Warren G wait in line to buy floppy disks like every other pleb on the planet. :heh

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« Reply #6329 on: August 22, 2014, 06:33:55 PM »
:beli @ that first guard.

What fun is there in not being a celebrity if you can't use protocol to hassle celebrities? :ufup


I KNOW, RIGHT?  :picard
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« Reply #6330 on: August 22, 2014, 06:57:21 PM »
:beli

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/08/22/ferguson-calm-officer-support/14439979/

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Crowdfunding for Ferguson officer tops out at $235K

FERGUSON, Mo. -- As calm remained Friday on the streets where Michael Brown's death brought angry protests, fundraising for the officer who killed the teen ended after more than a quarter of a million dollars was collected.

A crowdfunding page created for Darren Wilson raised $235,010 from 5,902 people before organizers stopped accepting donations Friday after reaching their goal in four days.

"We stand behind Officer Darren Wilson and his family during this trying time in their lives," thepage on the gofundme site said. "All proceeds will be sent directly to Darren Wilson and his family for any financial needs they may have including legal fees."

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« Reply #6331 on: August 22, 2014, 06:58:35 PM »
White people :stahp
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« Reply #6332 on: August 22, 2014, 09:44:10 PM »
Huh, didn't know that shooting unarmed black teens could be so lucrative!
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« Reply #6333 on: August 22, 2014, 09:55:37 PM »
Huh, didn't know that shooting unarmed black teens could be so lucrative!

Guess you weren't paying attention during the Zimmerman trial.  :fbm
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« Reply #6334 on: August 22, 2014, 10:28:43 PM »
Huh, didn't know that shooting unarmed black teens could be so lucrative!

Guess you weren't paying attention during the Zimmerman trial.  :fbm

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6335 on: August 23, 2014, 08:12:44 AM »
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/08/schultz-golf-helps-obama-clear-mind-110269.html

 :lol who gives a shit, what the fuck was he supposed to do go over there and find the beheaders himself? Go have a cry for a while?

The 24/7 news channels/cycle has contributed so much to the Imperial Presidency, at this point I think even the reporters believe the President is a god-king who does everything rather than being basically the CEO of the largest organization on Earth of which most of it operates independently and continuously.

Back when Bush first was getting hammered for golfing DURING A WAR he should have shut it down with some bullshit about how we don't live in fear of them, blah blah blah, now watch this drive. Then Obama and every subsequent President could cite that.

I recently read the rest of this book:


One of the things I took away, but the author oddly didn't, was how many precedents were set by the "forgotten" because they had nothing to lose politically, that later popular Presidents were able to build off of to utilize. He also ignored a lot of the failures, which was strange considering the emphasis he put on Jimmy Carter's blunders in terms of trying to be his own Chief of Staff and remove the "pomp" of the Presidency. Reagan's team recognized that people love that shit, but they wanted a less aloof or elitist or insider figure to the Presidency, so you play up dumb shit that's irrelevant but looks fancy.

One other good example that he didn't tie in because he was looking more at successes was that Taft actually enforced the Anti-Trust Act by the letter of the law and more vigorously, which pissed off Teddy because he preferred the law being used to benefit himself by being more selective, and that Taft didn't understand this because he thought the job of the President was to enforce the law, whereas Teddy had a more forward looking vision of the Presidency as a political organ.

This vacation stuff is kinda a legacy of that. Obama can hang out in Martha's Vineyard and the government doesn't change how it operates, the change is the relation between the President and media, he's less immediately accessible. So they create this impression that he's not aware of Furgeson or ISIS or the BORDER CRISIS because he's not commenting on it. The only "different" action he can take by coming back to D.C. (since he can issue orders from anywhere) is to have a press conference or give a speech at the White House. In other words, those optics. Nothing changes but that he makes comments in a specific forum. Which the media and a lot of politicos seem to associate with actual action.

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6336 on: August 24, 2014, 09:21:12 AM »
In somewhat good news, Bank of America agreed to a $16.65 billion settlement with the government and essentially admitted that their illegal actions helped tank the economy in 2008. The bad news is, none of the people there are going to jail [though at least that possibility was not precluded by the settlement].
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« Reply #6337 on: August 24, 2014, 01:45:53 PM »
In somewhat good news, Bank of America agreed to a $16.65 billion settlement with the government and essentially admitted that their illegal actions helped tank the economy in 2008. The bad news is, none of the people there are going to jail [though at least that possibility was not precluded by the settlement].
Paying a 16 Billion dollar penalty to make > 16 Billion? Yeah seems like a deterrent.
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« Reply #6338 on: August 24, 2014, 02:20:01 PM »
In somewhat good news, Bank of America agreed to a $16.65 billion settlement with the government and essentially admitted that their illegal actions helped tank the economy in 2008. The bad news is, none of the people there are going to jail [though at least that possibility was not precluded by the settlement].
Paying a 16 Billion dollar penalty to make > 16 Billion? Yeah seems like a deterrent.

The only reliable deterrent would be putting bankers behind bars, but that's not gonna happen.
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6339 on: August 24, 2014, 04:57:58 PM »
So in another words, you regulated the regulator?

No, that was when I went :comeon when he tried to pay for the floppies with a hundo after already cleaning out my cash drawer by paying for CD-Rs with another hundo and told him he had to pay with a smaller denomination bill.

No one thinks you're gangster in South Orange County if you whip a wad of hundos out (from your sock), if you're not white they probably think you just can't get credit.

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« Reply #6340 on: August 25, 2014, 08:57:21 PM »
I just heard some conservative talking about how Obamacare is deeply flawed because EVEN ORACLE couldn't implement a technical system to do it. (because Oregon is suing Oracle for their failed implementation of a healthcare exchange)



I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.
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« Reply #6341 on: August 26, 2014, 02:44:59 AM »
Sheriff Joe's fundraising pitch:
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Our country is under attack.

And Barack Obama is the aggressor. That’s right. Our own President has overseen the release of thousands of illegal immigrants…hundreds of whom are convicted criminals – even felons, which are flooding into America.

Every day you read the newspaper or turn on the news, there is something tragic happening, something Obama says is beyond our control.

But I must tell you: the state of the U.S. – Mexican border IS NOT BEYOND OUR CONTROL. In fact, it’s one of the key places where the safety of our nation starts. AND I am working around the clock to take criminals off the streets. Will you support my reelection campaign with a $15 or more donation right now?

Every action Obama has taken since the border crisis began has led to an increase in the flood of men, women, children, AND CRIMINALS! The icing on the cake…Obama’s solution is holding events at the White House “honoring young adults who came to this country illegally.”

HE IS REWARDING CRIMINALS! We are arresting them just to have the Obama administration release them the next day!

Over the past seven months, I have compiled the statistics of over 3,000 inmates in my jail for various crimes that are here illegally. Over 36% of these illegals come back many times after they are turned over to the federal government for deportation.

But if they’re coming back at such an alarming rate, either our border is so porous or the federal government is releasing them out the back door. Either way is unacceptable! I have written every month to the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security about this and just last week I sent a letter to the Inspector General’s office asking for an investigation. You know what I got back? Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Even the mainstream media is completely ignoring this problem.

If we lose control over our own borders and the rule of law no longer matters in the courts, then I fear our great American experiment will draw to a close. In Arizona alone, more than 1,000 illegal immigrants are being dropped off at bus stations in Phoenix and Tucson alone. We now have U.S. Border Patrol agents moving illegal immigrants from one city to another in our United States.

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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6342 on: August 26, 2014, 08:18:09 AM »
Sheriff Joe is a pretty despicable person, and not just on account of being a gigantic racist.

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« Reply #6343 on: August 27, 2014, 11:47:49 AM »
1. Give a 9-year-old an uzi
2. Have her fire off one shot in single-shot mode
3. LET'S GOT FULL-AUTO

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« Reply #6344 on: August 27, 2014, 12:00:25 PM »
Guns don't kill people, 9 year-olds kill people.  :gun
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« Reply #6345 on: August 27, 2014, 12:30:46 PM »
In somewhat good news, Bank of America agreed to a $16.65 billion settlement with the government and essentially admitted that their illegal actions helped tank the economy in 2008. The bad news is, none of the people there are going to jail [though at least that possibility was not precluded by the settlement].
Paying a 16 Billion dollar penalty to make > 16 Billion? Yeah seems like a deterrent.

The only reliable deterrent would be putting bankers behind bars, but that's not gonna happen.

They also wrote that it's "punishing bankers for the sins of politicians".

Bank of America admitted wrong-doing, though. :heh
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« Reply #6346 on: August 27, 2014, 12:42:51 PM »
In somewhat good news, Bank of America agreed to a $16.65 billion settlement with the government and essentially admitted that their illegal actions helped tank the economy in 2008. The bad news is, none of the people there are going to jail [though at least that possibility was not precluded by the settlement].
Paying a 16 Billion dollar penalty to make > 16 Billion? Yeah seems like a deterrent.

The only reliable deterrent would be putting bankers behind bars, but that's not gonna happen.

They also wrote that it's "punishing bankers for the sins of politicians".

Bank of America admitted wrong-doing, though. :heh
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6347 on: August 27, 2014, 12:56:05 PM »
Depends on the district. If you were from an inner city school you'd probably be fucked by limited resources and stressed teachers.

Common Core looks meh in some regards; some of the math problems are ridiculous. But the idea that it's a federal takeover seems ludicrous. Jindal is running for president, which is the lens you have to view this shit through.
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« Reply #6348 on: August 27, 2014, 01:04:15 PM »
some of the math problems are ridiculous.




I think Twitchy or something was posting a bunch of these for a while. They were blaming Common Core, but most of them probably never looked at their kid's textbooks until they were upset about it and Obama. A lot of textbooks/methods have been horrible forever.

History textbooks are constantly being found full of basic errors mostly because of how they're written.

I have to admit that none of our education struggles have ever made sense to me. Why is it such a challenge producing literate high school graduates who can do math and know a few things about science and history? Maybe I just had good teachers, but I read all the classics, learned the whitewashed version of US history pretty thoroughly, and passed math classes all the way through calculus without much issue. The curriculum worked. TBH I have no idea what public schools have been doing for the last few decades.
Or...you worked.

Mass education has little to do with the students now. Especially since it's designed to eliminate flexibility and thus deflect blame. While employing a huge administration that doesn't make any actual decisions. If I'm a 4th grade teacher and you tell me students coming in will know A,B,C and going out will know X,Y,Z this tells me nothing about individual students and if they have or are gaining any of this. And my time with them is limited and all my incentives are directed towards getting them through my grade and onto the next one. If I create a lesson plan that fixes the problems that come to me and puts them out well ahead of schedule, I'm going to get slapped down and draw the ire of my coworkers more because I'm interfering with the "process" than anything else.

It's why the much worshiped French system of being able to know what sentence every student is on at that very moment is the ideal. Endless amounts of process and deferred blame and as long as you can get the collective numbers to meet an arbitrary guideline then why would you threaten the entire system to help lagging OR advanced students?
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« Reply #6349 on: August 27, 2014, 01:31:18 PM »
Common core math is a joke. It's more confusing than educational. 2+2=4! Pretty straight forward stuff. No one gives a shit how you got the first 2! Especially a second grader.
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« Reply #6350 on: August 27, 2014, 01:55:49 PM »
That's the thing I really don't understand, all of the rest of it fits right in with stupid modern education theories, but why do we need an explanation for the 2. What's wrong with just "ASSUME YOU HAVE TWO"? Nobody asks "where did it come from?" And if they do just say "from President Obama like all of life's blessings, PBUH, may he smite the Republican devils."

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« Reply #6351 on: August 27, 2014, 02:34:57 PM »
My elementary school math education consisted of doing hundreds and hundreds of problems, and it seemed to work.

Not everyone has a 160 IQ tho, breh.
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Re: RETURN TO IRAQ: THEY SAVED CHENEY'S BRAIN! Thread of American Politics
« Reply #6352 on: August 27, 2014, 06:21:36 PM »
I'm completely lost by the way common core tries to teach math, and I'm really good at math. I guess it might work if that's how you teach them from the get go, but I'm lost.

I guess that's what I get for only having a 154 IQ

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« Reply #6353 on: August 27, 2014, 07:56:38 PM »
How come you all know your IQ?

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« Reply #6354 on: August 28, 2014, 12:01:50 AM »
How come you all know your IQ?

Cuz they're fukken nerds m8.

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« Reply #6355 on: August 28, 2014, 12:05:54 AM »
My IQ is 100 for am I one with the class and will not parade any excess intellectual capital I have stolen from the working class in front of everyone.

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« Reply #6356 on: August 28, 2014, 12:13:00 AM »
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« Reply #6357 on: August 28, 2014, 01:04:02 AM »
How come you all know your IQ?

That was my IQ at like 12 or 13. Too bad I was officially classified as "troubled youth" or I could have gone to all sorts of smart kids schools!

I took a test a couple years ago and it was only like 137 or something. So, the answer to "what kind of damage can 15 years of alcohol and drug abuse do to the human mind?" is "about 17 IQ points."
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« Reply #6358 on: August 28, 2014, 01:56:54 AM »
I had my IQ tested when I was younger because they thought I was mentally handicapped and put me in "resource" english (remedial classes).
Turns out I qualified for Mensa Jr, and I wasn't distinguished mentally-challenged, I had a hard time with the language because, you know, it was my second language.
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« Reply #6359 on: August 28, 2014, 02:13:04 AM »
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