DISCLAIMER
I am NOT Michael jordon. I know it seems odd that a person could know so much about jordon's foolishness and not BE Foolish jordon, but I guarantee, I am not. Therefore, don't write questions asking about why I am a ballhog, or if you are a jordon jocker, please don't write asking if you may smell my underwear. I am not a ballhog and I don't wear jordon's drawers!