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Re: Donald Trump Making America Great |OT| - Like it Says on His Hat
« Reply #10920 on: September 06, 2015, 04:23:28 PM »
Sorry, I don't read Native American fantasy.
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« Reply #10921 on: September 06, 2015, 08:19:49 PM »
Cajole is busy enough with Matt Harvey's innings limit without adding all that to the mix.

I'm good now.

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« Reply #10922 on: September 06, 2015, 09:28:10 PM »
(until the Mets miss the playoffs)
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« Reply #10923 on: September 06, 2015, 10:04:36 PM »
 :-\
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« Reply #10924 on: September 06, 2015, 10:06:32 PM »
son why don't you "pitch in" and help with the household chores

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« Reply #10927 on: September 07, 2015, 12:12:32 PM »
https://twitter.com/FeitsBarstool/status/640198529454080001/photo/1

Tom Brady's locker with a Make America Great Again hat in it. :neogaf
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« Reply #10928 on: September 07, 2015, 01:38:08 PM »


Fox News :whoo
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« Reply #10929 on: September 07, 2015, 01:41:37 PM »
Nah, her lawyer isn't stupid. He know exactly what he's doing: turning his client into a martyr*.

*Although, it's not working too well, since just about everybody [except Huckabee] is shaking their head over this.
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« Reply #10930 on: September 07, 2015, 06:40:36 PM »
A ton of conservatives hit the junction of "the law is the law" and "but gays :brazilcry."

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« Reply #10931 on: September 07, 2015, 07:00:24 PM »
muh states rights
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« Reply #10932 on: September 07, 2015, 08:17:37 PM »
freedum isn't free
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« Reply #10933 on: September 08, 2015, 12:32:00 PM »
THE SHUTDOWN DEUX: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Coming to a government near you.
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« Reply #10934 on: September 08, 2015, 01:12:23 PM »
THE SHUTDOWN DEUX: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Coming to a government near you.

Because it worked so well last time!
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« Reply #10935 on: September 08, 2015, 01:46:17 PM »
The scary thing is with Trump and Carson dominating the polls, the candidates who actually served in office could rally behind this as a move to show what they can achieve. What else can they do?

Makes me wonder who would win between a black Republican and a socialist.

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« Reply #10936 on: September 08, 2015, 02:17:08 PM »
The scary thing is with Trump and Carson dominating the polls, the candidates who actually served in office could rally behind this as a move to show what they can achieve. What else can they do?

Makes me wonder who would win between a black Republican and a socialist.

How about a black socialist? Let's be PC here they aren't mutually exclusive...or are they? :hitler
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« Reply #10937 on: September 08, 2015, 02:37:53 PM »
Himu/queen of Ice proves they exist.

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« Reply #10938 on: September 08, 2015, 02:53:56 PM »


Huckabee cracks me up

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« Reply #10939 on: September 08, 2015, 03:07:42 PM »
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« Reply #10940 on: September 08, 2015, 03:11:33 PM »
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« Reply #10941 on: September 08, 2015, 04:53:00 PM »
His guitars are Guitar Hero guitars. :lol
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« Reply #10942 on: September 08, 2015, 05:19:16 PM »
Gilmore all about that akimbo lifestyle.

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« Reply #10943 on: September 08, 2015, 05:59:03 PM »


:whew
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« Reply #10944 on: September 08, 2015, 07:48:30 PM »
When Senator Cruz exited the jail a throng of journalists beckoned him toward their microphones, but an aide to Mr. Huckabee blocked the path of Mr. Cruz, who appeared incredulous.

Moments later, Mr. Huckabee appeared, joined by Ms. Davis. He stuck close to her side as she approached the reporters, and again when she took the stage, and cast her fight as a choice of tyranny or religious freedom.

:neogaf
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« Reply #10945 on: September 08, 2015, 07:50:36 PM »
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« Reply #10946 on: September 08, 2015, 08:27:32 PM »
 And the good overalls with a 15 year old shirt.

The green visor in the front.  :what
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« Reply #10947 on: September 08, 2015, 09:01:08 PM »
they looking like NPCs you had to save in the SC Brood War campaign
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« Reply #10948 on: September 08, 2015, 11:04:07 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump Making America Great |OT| - Like it Says on His Hat
« Reply #10949 on: September 08, 2015, 11:09:16 PM »
Kim Davis is an American hero. If anyone could make republicans more relevant in 2015, it's her.

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« Reply #10950 on: September 09, 2015, 03:50:00 AM »
THE SHUTDOWN DEUX: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Coming to a government near you.

Because it worked so well last time!
Actually, it kinda did. We all remember how the GOP got thoroughly routed in the midterm elections because of it, right? And how the democratic party successfully capitalized on the Repubs craven grandstanding and were able to keep control of the Senate and win back the house.

I think a government shutdown would be disastrous and harmful to the country, just like it was last time. But the GOP didn't pay any political price for it, its arguable that it was in fact a net benefit for them. Dismantling government seems to be the only thing they do well at all anymore, the shutdown doesn't go against their orthodoxy and satisfies their nihilist base. I think the only thing that will stop another one from happening is dependent on how much Boehner and McConnell would rather stick it to Cruz then do his bidding. I'm hoping they're still holding on their grudges.

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« Reply #10951 on: September 09, 2015, 03:53:43 AM »
Actually the healthcare.gov disaster happened shortly after the shutdown, thus giving republicans a lifeline. Another shutdown this year, especially one with Boehner/McConnell not even pretending to support it, would be a disaster.
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« Reply #10952 on: September 09, 2015, 11:56:38 AM »


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« Reply #10953 on: September 09, 2015, 02:30:08 PM »
I can't even anymore

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-so-much-winning

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« Reply #10954 on: September 09, 2015, 02:53:53 PM »
I can't wait to win against Iran, Iraq, Syria, China, North Korea, Mexico, and those dicks in Denmark.
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« Reply #10955 on: September 09, 2015, 02:56:43 PM »
A Trump biopic has to have Charlie Sheen as the lead.


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« Reply #10956 on: September 09, 2015, 06:02:39 PM »


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« Reply #10957 on: September 09, 2015, 07:30:26 PM »
So I'm starting to see the effects of California's Nazi Communist mandatory paid sick leave show up in payroll registers since it came into practice this quarter and it's indescribably amusing to see employees in shit jobs cash those suckers in ASAP en masse. Social democracy. :bow2


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« Reply #10959 on: September 10, 2015, 08:17:06 AM »
Wtf is this one big joke people?


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« Reply #10960 on: September 10, 2015, 08:58:17 AM »
Everybody beside Trump and Carson is sliding in irrelevance. :lol
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« Reply #10961 on: September 10, 2015, 09:09:07 AM »
My kids made me laugh. We were talking about the mayoral election coming up in November and they asked me who I was going to vote for. Then they asked who I was going to vote for President. I said it's not until next year ..  "Why are they talking about it so much then?"

Indeed.

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« Reply #10962 on: September 10, 2015, 10:29:37 AM »
but have you done your duty and made your children hate President Obama?
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« Reply #10963 on: September 10, 2015, 10:40:07 AM »
My parents were huge Bill Clinton stans (like as in volunteered for his campaign A LOT, we even had the family car towed once as political retribution :dead) and I wish I could remember approximately when I had to start sitting in campaign offices after school and amusing myself by drawing outlandish agitprop... I want to say it was around a year out from the 1992 election. I mean yeah we're like 2+ years out now but he was fairly late to throw his hat in the ring iirc.

And yes I did actually draw outlandish agitprop. I remember an office finding one piece I did particularly amusing involving a depiction of Earth from space. Like war, people never change. :bolo

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« Reply #10964 on: September 10, 2015, 05:19:59 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1110218

Seeing this thread makes me think of Geert Wilders so much. Politicians also refused to take him seriously and scoffed at him, but he just kept on surging in the polls. Just like Trump is now.

These types of reactions from politicians only make Trump more appealing. A lot of people don't necessarily agree with Trump, they're just unhappy voters that want to elect Trump just to shake shit up. If the typical politicians say he's unelectable or whatever, that only makes him more appealing and voters will want to prove those politicians wrong. Voting for Trump will essentially make them feel they are slapping the establishment in the face.

I was just reading this early today:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/trump-seriously-20150909

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There, in those words, is his campaign. I am strong; politicians are weak. I speak truth and never retreat; they lie and wave the white flag to our foes. They have stripped us bare; I will build us back, make this country feared the whole world over. Everything he utters is a version of this, dressed in different raiment or reference — and he's saying it to people, his "silent majority," who have longed to hear these words since Richard Nixon. "He's delivering a message of power and courage without any proof points called policy," says Steve Schmidt, the Republican wise man and campaign warhorse who's been watching Trump with mounting fascination. "A huge chunk of conservatives are unmoored from the issues. What moves them is his tone and attack on Republicans who they hold in complete contempt."
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« Reply #10965 on: September 10, 2015, 05:54:54 PM »
I don't think Trump has any real appeal to conservatives other than the fact that he'll send a clear signal about how disappointed they are with Republican politicians. Since 2006 basically conservatives have felt like they're losing power and in the nearly 7 years of Obama being in office,  they haven't gotten anything on their agenda done other than trying to set back liberal policies.

A vote for Trump is just their way of giving the Republican party a big fat fucking F. I am going to predict that Republicans will have lower than normal turnout in the general election since they'll have cooled on Trump by then.

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« Reply #10966 on: September 10, 2015, 05:58:06 PM »
You're forgetting that Trump is riding anti-immigration sentiment pretty hard.  It's an issue that appeals to lots of conservatives but one the GOP has been loathe to talk about because it's only a loser.  Remember the backlash against Bush when he attempted some sort of reform?  The gop forgot that but it probably had a lot to do with the Tea Party getting formed so quickly, since the players were the same.
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« Reply #10967 on: September 10, 2015, 06:20:15 PM »
Yeah the xenophobic segment loves him for how open he is about it but I think (hope) that most conservatives are so old and have been through so many elections that they would know you need to not look like a total asshole in order to win. Dubya made some pretty big policy mistakes of the military variety but he at least seemed like a nice guy and so he won reelection.

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« Reply #10968 on: September 10, 2015, 07:41:13 PM »
Sanders 41 to Clinton 40 in Iowa Democratic Caucus

http://www.quinnipiac.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/iowa/release-detail?ReleaseID=2277



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« Reply #10969 on: September 10, 2015, 07:42:04 PM »
Tales from the trench: I do some interstate work, but most of it is with fellow blue state socialist dystopias. One company has enough of a presence in a  "business friendly" tax state to have a filing obligation and this year they had to pay an almost symbolic amount of corporate income tax for the first time I can remember because of the way this state calculates taxable income, which they're F U R I O U S about. Meanwhile I don't think I've ever seen them pay corporate income tax in the state they're domiciled in (a dystopia). It's almost like statutory tax rates are nothing but a talking point and the method of assessment is in fact what actually matters. :ohhh

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« Reply #10970 on: September 10, 2015, 07:58:16 PM »
Sanders 41 to Clinton 40 in Iowa Democratic Caucus

http://www.quinnipiac.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/iowa/release-detail?ReleaseID=2277

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« Reply #10971 on: September 10, 2015, 08:07:43 PM »
Why don't you think Biden will run?

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« Reply #10972 on: September 10, 2015, 08:28:46 PM »
Because up to this point he's shown nothing to suggest to me that he even wants to run for President.
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« Reply #10973 on: September 10, 2015, 09:23:11 PM »
Are you supporting Sanders, Mr Manhug? I only ask because boy it'd be crazy if we were on the same page these days.

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« Reply #10974 on: September 10, 2015, 09:36:25 PM »
I'm for him by default since Warren has too much dignity and integrity to run for president. But I'm all in—my limited resources and time are his until the the primaries at least.

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« Reply #10975 on: September 10, 2015, 10:22:03 PM »
I'm for him by default since Warren has too much dignity and integrity to run for president. But I'm all in—my limited resources and time are his until the the primaries at least.

What did you think of Biden's suggestion of splitting Iraq into three countries?
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« Reply #10976 on: September 10, 2015, 10:34:09 PM »
I'm for him by default since Warren has too much dignity and integrity to run for president. But I'm all in—my limited resources and time are his until the the primaries at least.

What did you think of Biden's suggestion of splitting Iraq into three countries?

Did he say that? It's interesting how relaxed American politicians and generals are when talking about dismantling sovereign states.

Alternate answer: It already is split into three countries ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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« Reply #10977 on: September 10, 2015, 10:40:57 PM »
I'm for him by default since Warren has too much dignity and integrity to run for president. But I'm all in—my limited resources and time are his until the the primaries at least.

What did you think of Biden's suggestion of splitting Iraq into three countries?

Did he say that? It's interesting how relaxed American politicians and generals are when talking about dismantling sovereign states.

Alternate answer: It already is split into three countries ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This was well before he became VP, like 2004 or 2005. He also discussed it during his 08 run.
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« Reply #10978 on: September 10, 2015, 11:44:40 PM »
Years ago the Atlantic had some piece about redrawing the entire Near East. Was pretty scust.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/01/after-iraq/306577/

It's like no one paid attention to how France fucked Mandatory Levant.

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« Reply #10979 on: September 11, 2015, 12:35:27 AM »
are you talking about the Biden-Brownback resolution? AFAIK, that would have delineated autonomous areas within a weaker(lol) Iraqi federal government, not dissolved the state altogether. The Kurdish leadership was the only camp it resonated with; meddling in state-building and undermining central authority is a pretty surefire way of triggering anti-imperialist rhetoric from the entrenched powers that be in Baghdad (or Kabul, Riyadh, Jerusalem, Ramallah...).

http://articles.latimes.com/2007/oct/01/world/fg-iraq1
http://www.cfr.org/iraq/plans-iraqs-future-federalism-separatism-partition/p14547